Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ To Fly on Silver Wings ❯ Inuyasha disappears... ( Chapter 8 )

LK: This is the second chapter that was lost to the depths of ficdom. I will try to rewrite it as best I can. Enjoy!

LK: Sorry for not letting people have equal fic time! I currently have around forty characters participating, so bear with me and have pity on my overworked brain!

Yoko: (holding my opal earrings) Shiny...

LK: Anyways, I'm going to take the time to describe what an E.O.F is.

Essence Of Fluff (E.O.F)

Shape: Sphere

Size: 6 in. Diameter

Appearance: Ball of fluff with two 1/2 in. diameter eyes (You know those puff balls you can buy in craft stores? One of those with eyes.)

Personality: Cute and cuddly, Loves to be squeezed, Loves anything with fluff (i.e. things that make your mind become warm, pink, fuzzy, makes you go Awww!), Reflect the feelings of their owners (like Puu!)

LK: Now that that's out of the way, on with the fic! AND PUT THOSE EARRINGS BACK!

Yoko: 8-) MY SHINY! (runs)

LK: COME BACK HERE! (sets off in hot pursuit)

Disclaimer: If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, do you think I would be living in a duplex? I thought so.

LK: Say, why don't we watch a movie?

Everyone: Ok!

Inuyasha: What's a movie?

Marki: It's like a shadow puppet theater, except a lot more realistic.

Inuyasha: Oh.

LK: Ok. Based on the personalities you sent in...

George: Ee Ee Oop Ah Eep?

Aiko: I have no idea... -.-;

LK: ... We'll be watching Pirates of the Caribbean!

Everyone: Yay!

LK: (pops in DVD)

When the ships start firing at each other with cannonballs and silverware...

Kaiba: That would never work...

Roxanne: Shhh!

Kaiba: Hmph.

When the guy's eyeball keeps falling out and rolling around...

Shippo and the girls: Ewwww! That's disgusting!

Boys: Shhh!

When the movie was over...

LK: Fun! And now...

Ding dong!

LK: I'll get it! (goes and opens the door)

(enter Alexandra{hereafter known as Alex}, Blackfire, Sara, and Pikachu)

Blackfire: Kenshin-san! (pounces on him) I missed you!

Kenshin: Oro? (slight swirly eyes)

Blackfire: I LOVE it when you say "oro"! (HUGE glomp)

Kenshin: Good to see you too, Blackfire-dono, that it is. n.n

Blackfire: It's Blackfire-kun! Kun! >.<

Kenshin: Blackfire...kun? n.n;

Blackfire: YAY! (large smooch) =3

Kenshin: @.@

Alex: (walks slowly up to Tsume and...)

LK: Shall I end it here? (gets hit by flaming Email) Guess not. Onward!

Alex: (glomps him)

Tsume: o.o

Alex: (releases him) n.n

Inuyasha: So, who's he? (points at Pikachu)

Pikachu: Pika? (looks around and then points at himself) Pi?

Inuyasha: Yea, you, the rat.

Pikachu: Pika! Pi pi pikachu pika! (points at Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: What?!? Why you little...! (leaps towards him, claws outstretched to maim...)

(scene freezes)

Authorative Voice That Only the Readers Hear: For those not fluent in Pokemon, we have hereby translated the preceding and following dialogue into English.

(scene rewinds to...)

Inuyasha: So, who's he? (points at Pikachu)

Pikachu: Who? (looks around and then points at himself) Me?

Inuyasha: Yea, you, the rat.

Mikka: Say Kia, don't you have the feeling that we've already gone through this?

Pikachu: Rat!? You're one to talk; mangy, loudmouthed mutt!

Kia: Yeah, I've got this serious case of deja vu. You too?

Inuyasha: What?!? Why you little...! (runs towards him, claws outstretched to maim...)

Mikka: Uh huh.

Pikachu: (sidesteps and sticks his foot out)

Marki: What are you two talking about?

Inuyasha: (trips and hits the ground...hard...)

Kia: Mikka was just talking about how she had just felt that we've gone through this before.

Inuyasha: (jumps back up and lunges for Pikachu again)

Marki: You noticed? Yeah, I thought so too. This is weird.

Pikachu: (jumps over Inuyasha as he flies past)

Mikka: What, the deja vu?

Inuyasha: (flies face first into the wall and slides to the floor) @.@

Marki: No, the fact that Kuwabara's holding Yukina's hand and Hiei's not noticed yet.

Pikachu: (does a victory jig)

Mikka: You're right! Hiei!

Hiei: Hn?

Mikka: (points)

Hiei: (looks at where Mikka's pointing) GET AWAY FROM HER!!!!!! O:O (brandishes katana and chases Kuwabara with murder in his eyes)

Kuwabara: 0.0 Oh crap! (runs like hell)

The bystanders watch Hiei chase Kuwabara around for a while until Kuwabara falls over Inuyasha, waking him up.

Inuyasha: (jumps up) Where is that infernal yellow rodent??? I'm going to tear him apart!!!!

YSYF: (points towards the front door) That way.

Inuyasha: (goes out the front door) I'm gonnaAAaaaaaaaahhhhhh....

Marki: Now what? (looks out the front door) Uh... LK?

LK: (is busy making hot fox love to Yoko)

The Censor Person: WHAT? Fix that immediately!

LK: Make me!

TCP: I'll tell them when you...

LK: ALRIGHT! (grumbles) Wish I was...

Reality: LK: (is busy listening to Savage Garden)

Marki: LK!

LK: (takes off headphones) Huh? What is it?

Marki: Why is there a pit right outside your front door?

LK: Damn! I thought I had fixed that... (gets up and goes to Marki) Did anyone fall in?

Marki: Yeah, Inuyasha.

LK: This is going to make it a lot harder... Alright. Get everyone together in the main room.

Marki: Why should I do that?

LK: Fine then. Stay here and be bored out of your skull. (goes to main room)

Marki: Ack! Boredom! I'm coming! (follows)

LK: I've decided to deviate from the original story because... I felt like it! n.n

Yoko: Read & Review!