Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Total random insanity ❯ Rabid sheep in a can + light sabers ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

So ashums is all bored and stooph. Think it's time for me to show up. WARNING: This story may lower your IQ level down to mine, so if you like your good grades, don't read it! Oh, and kurama acts gay in the story for a while, just cuz i like to torture him. But i loove him!

Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.05.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 197 | Status: Completed

Disclaimer's note- I can make this puppet speak! Hello Mr. Puppet! *Throwing voice to puppet*

Puppet- Hello!

Me- Do these character's belong to me?

Puppet- No way faggot! You too lazy to get up off yo lazy white ass and write ya own damn anime!

Me- I didn't make him say that! *Throws puppet out the window*

Puppet- BITCH!!!!!!! *gets run over by an 18 wheeler*

ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

Chapter 1- Rabid Sheep in a Can + Light sabers

It was a beautiful night. The stars were twinkling, the moon was shining, and the air was sweet. There had never been such a peaceful night. Or so we thought. Ashley's mom and dad were spending the weekend at a resort, and her sister was sleeping over her friend's house for the weekend. Ashley was bored.

Ashley- I'm bored.

Katie- Hi Ashley!

Ashley- AHHHHH! *Falls off of her bed* KATIE? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?!?

Katie- I dunno.

Ashley- O_o okay… guess what.

Katie- What?

Ashley- I'm bored.

Katie- Hmmm. Hey! I know what let's do. *Grins evilly*

Ashley- What?

Katie- This!

*Conveniently, the cast of Yu Yu hakusho appears*

Ashley- WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!?!? WHY ARE THEY IN MY ROOM?!

Hiei- I was just going to ask the same thing.

Kuwabara- This doesn't look like the little girl's room…

Everyone but Kuwabara- WHAT!?

Katie- Since you were bored, I've taken the liberty to send in the guys from Yu Yu hakusho.

Kurama- Is this a slumber party?

Ashley- Well, it wasn't until my psycho friend appeared out of nowhere. I guess it is now!

Kurama- ALRIGHT!!!! I brought my Mrs. Nesbit *Stuffed pink cat doll* and Mr. Snufflegig! *Stuffed purple elephant*

Everyone but Kurama- O_o

Yusuke- You did say you're a guy, right?

Kurama- ARE YOU CALLING ME A MAN?!

Katie- What else would you be?

Kurama- WAHHHHH! *Runs into Danielle's room and locks the door* (A/N~ For those of you who don't know, which is pretty much all of you, Danielle is Ashley's little sister. Her room is all pink and fuchsia)

Ashley- Well that was odd. Kate, could you get these people outta here? Katie? *looks around*

Hiei- Will someone remove her from me?

Katie- *Glomping on to Hiei* HIIIIEEEEIIII!!!!! I love you!!!!

Hiei- Oh no. Not another obsessed fan girl. Yusuke, where's the metal bat?

Yusuke- Just use this. *hands over Kuwabara*

Hiei- Hey thanks. * Shows Katie Kuwabara's face*

Katie- AHHH! GET IT AWAY!! * Takes out a bottle and sprays it in Kuwabara's direction. A heard of rabid sheep show up and attack Kuwabara* Thank you sheep! This Rabid Sheep in a can stuff really works!

Ashley- Yea, that's all well and good, but… WHAT ABOUT THE RABID SHEEP IN MY HOUSE!?!?

Katie- I sense no danger. *A rabid sheep jumps on Yusuke's head* Damn it.

Ashley- TIME TO BREAK OUT THE LIGHT SABERS!!!!!!!

Katie- YAY!!! *Grabs a light Saber and throws one to Ashley*

Ashley- *Catches light saber* DIE MOFOS!!!!! *Swings light saber at the sheep but misses*

Sheep- BAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *All the sheep gather and jump out of the window to wreak havoc on the town*

Katie- Crap. I really wanted to use these light sabers too!

Yusuke- What just happened here?

Kuwabara- *Comes out from behind the couch* I wasn't afraid!

Hiei- You wet your pants man.

Kuwabara- *Looks down* WAAAHHHHHH! EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF MY PROBLEM!!!!! *Runs through Danielle's door*

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What will Kuwabara find in Danielle's room? Believe me, it won't be pretty. REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!! NO FLAMES!!!

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