Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Total random insanity ❯ Mrs. Nancy??? ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer's note- Fine, the characters aren't mine. *muttering* Except Hiei.

 

Hiei- I HEARD THAT!

 

Me- Fine, not even Hiei. I need to be alone now.

 

Chapter 2- Ms. Nancy?????

 

Kurama- *Dancing around with a pink feather boa* I FEEL PRETTY! OH SO PRETTY!!!

 

Kuwabara- OH MY GOD!!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!

 

Kurama- AHH! KUWABARA!!!! You uh, didn't see this!!!!

 

Kuwabara- See what?

 

Kurama- Ugh, never mind. Would you like to come to my tea party?

 

Kuwabara- Okay! But only if you call me Ms. Nancy!

 

Kurama- O_o WTF?!?!?!

 

~Meanwhile in the living room~

 

Yusuke- Should we go and get Kurama and Kuwabaka?

 

Hiei- Why? I'm sure they're keeping themselves entertained.

 

Katie- Yea, I bet they're in there having a tea party and Kuwabara changed his name to Ms. Nancy or something!

 

Everyone but Katie- *Bursts out laughing*

 

Ashley- Uh huh, sure that's what they're doing! HAHAHAHA!!!

 

Hiei- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! MS. NANCY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *Falls over*

 

Katie- Well it was just a thought!

 

Yusuke- HA! HA! HA! Okay you guys, I think I've known my two friends well enough to know that they would never do an idiotic thing like that! Let's go get them.

 

*Everyone follows Yusuke to Danielle's room*

 

Yusuke- *Opens the door a crack without looking inside* I bet they're in there making crank calls or, *Opens door all the way and looks inside* OH MY GOD!!!!

 

*Kurama and Kuwabara are sitting at a little pink flower shaped table with Kurama's stuffed animals. They have big hats and lacy gloves. They are also wearing dresses*

 

Kurama- More tea Ms. Nancy?

 

Kuwabara (Ms. Nancy) - Oh, don't mind if I…AHHHHHHH *Girly scream*

 

Kurama- What is it Ms. Nancy, AHHH YUSUKE AND THE OTHERS!!!

 

Hiei- *Faints*

 

Katie- I KNEW IT!!!

 

Ashley- OH MY SWEET JESUS!

 

Kurama- This isn't what it looks like! *Stands up showing his giant poofy ballroom gown* Well, maybe it is.

 

Buu- *in his big fat form* Is Buu too late for tea time? *Wearing make up and a dress*

 

Yusuke- AHH! A PINK WHALE IS HERE TO EAT US!

 

Buu- How dare you insult Buu! *Whacks Yusuke over the head with a handbag*

 

Katie- SQUISHYNESS! *Poking Buu*

 

Buu- DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE!?!?!?!

 

Ashley- GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

 

Buu- ME GONNA EAT YOU UP!!!!

 

Ashley- NOT WHILE I'M ALIVE!!!! *Takes out a bat and hits Buu out the window* There. Problem solved!

 

Yusuke- *Looks at Kuwabara + Kurama* What the hell were you guys thinking!?

 

Kurama- Don't go postal!

 

Ashley- Uh… sorry to interrupt but, Hiei is unconscious.

 

Katie- I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM!!!! *Sits over Hiei. Gets closer, and….*

 

Ashley- *Slaps Katie in the face* Get a room. *Stops herself knowing that when it comes to Hiei, she would take it seriously* Ignore that.

 

Katie- *dragging Hiei away but drops him* Aww man! You don't let me do anything!

 

Kuwabara- Hey, uh Urameshi, can you leave now? We're trying to have a tea party.

 

Yusuke- WHAT! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ACTUALLY ENJOYING THIS KUWABARA!!!

 

Kuwabara- IT'S MS. NANCY!!!

 

Yusuke- Let's get out of here. Someone take Hiei.

 

Ashley- I think Katie is already on it.

 

Yusuke- *Looks into the living room* Oh my…

 

Katie- *In the living room with Hiei* Hee hee hee. Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacy!

 

Hiei- *Still unconscious* But…mommy…I wanna ride the pony…

 

*Yusuke and Ashley walk in laughing*

 

Yusuke- *Imitating Hiei* I wanna ride the pony! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

 

Hiei- Huh, where am I….*eyes opening slightly and his vision is blurred. He sees Katie's figure but not her face* Momma…I had the most horrible dream…some crazy bitch poofed me to some freaky place and Kurama and Kuwabara were cross dressing….and…wait, *Opens his eyes all the way* AHHHHHHHH! YOUR NOT MOMMA!!!!!!!!!

 

Katie- AWWWWWWW!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!!! *hugs Hiei*

 

Hiei- WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT WASN'T A DREAM!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ashley- *Rolling on the floor laughing* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

Hiei- *Realizes Katie is still hugging him* GET OFF OF ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! *jumps away*

 

Yusuke- Hey Hiei, I've never seen that side of you before! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

Hiei- SHUT UP FOOL!

 

Ashley- Seriously, do you remember the last thing you saw before passing out?

 

Hiei- Well, there was pink and, AHHHHHH!!!!!! KURAMA AND KUWABARA IN DRAG!!!!! *Curls up in a ball* Find a happy place; find a happy place, not finding!!!!!!!! WHY CAN'T I FIND HAPPY!!!!!

 

Katie- Hey, does anyone hear that noise?

 

Yusuke- Yea, I think it's coming from Danielle's room.

 

Hiei- DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK THERE!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD, DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK!!!!!

 

Ashley- *Slaps him in the face* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN!

 

Hiei- Thank you for that.

 

Katie- Let's just go and get it over with.

 

*Katie opens the door and everyone's jaw drops*

 

Kurama- * On a karaoke machine* Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!!!

 

Kuwabara- Hakuna Matata, ain't no passin' phase! *looks up and sees everyone watching them again* Oh no, not this again.

 

Yusuke- *Opens mouth, stops himself, and shakes his head*

 

Kurama- Hey! I have a great party game! Let's have a karaoke bar!!!!!

 

Ashley- What the hell? Sure, why not.

 

Hiei- *Still speechless*

 

Katie- *Smacks him with a pogo stick* Snap out of it!

 

Hiei- OWW! Thank you, I needed that. I'm going to need so much therapy after this.

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End of chapter 2!!!! Now all I ask of you is to push the pretty review button. Do that and I'll give you a cookie! NO FLAMES!!!! Ja! ^_^

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