Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Towards the horizon! ❯ Hiei's Job? ( Chapter 11 )

CYOA: Towards the horizon… chapter 11: Help the Reikai Tentai!!!

PRK: Just a quick note to say how much I love all of you reviewers!!! *Hugs O_O-eyed reviewers* Have a great read!!! P.S I own nothing but a locked up Sesshomaru!!! I might change the rating to R if you guys want a lemon, though I'd have to have Haley's help since I haven't written one before… A/N In the Hiei chapters I'm going to be Kurama's girlfriend and in the Kurama chapters I'm going to be Hiei's girlfriend, so that way everyone wins. Got it? Good, and since Haley doesn't want to be Yusuke's girlfriend, I have to bring in ANOTHER character from a different anime… *sigh*, (writing fanfics with your friends in them is hard work!), and so I'm bringing in Vincent from Final Fantasy VII. She likes him, A LOT!!! Good, now that I've got that worked out, on with the ficcy!!!

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"Now, Jorinu. What exactly did you do to my office?" Ulysses said his face breaking into its usual grin as he saw the look of surprise and fear in everyone's eyes.

"Hahahahahahaha!" He burst out laughing and the rest of you soon joined in. "Now Jorinu, that will be the last time I ever see you playing with the water like that again, right?" He reprimanded Jorinu like she was a child and she nodded faithfully.

*~End of Trip down Memory Lane~*

The whole group (9 people) burst out laughing as you finished telling the tale, with Jonmi blushing in embarrassment of her predicament.

"It's not like I meant to do that… I just didn't do the magic right…" Jonmi said in her defense.

"But it was worth it to see Ulysses' face when he came out soaking wet!!!" Taiji said and the thief's guild burst into laughter again.

"So… ______, do you have any idea who these Reikai Tentai guys are?" Ishizu asked you seriously. (A/N I'm trying to use different words than said or says, because my Language Arts teacher told me that that was bad, and so I'm trying not to do it.)

"That would be us!!! I'm the `Great Kazuma Kuwabara!' And I'm a spirit detective for Koenma along with Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama!" Kuwabaka babbled on and on while Hiei glared daggers at him.

"Hn. I could have sworn Koenma said to keep a low profile and not tell anyone our true identities, but I should have know the baka ningen would ruin our whole mission. Your just lucky I can't kill humans." Hiei growled at Kuwabara adding a threat to his already threatening death glare.

"Now, now. Cut that out. If I'm supposed to help you, I kind of have to know who you are, right?" You asked as you separated the two fighters.

"Yeah, and if ______'s helping you, then were helping, too. Got it?" Jonmi added as she volunteered the other 4 of them.

"Hey! Don't we get a say in this? I can't go… I'll miss Inuyasha…" Eri whined about missing one of her favorite anime shows, before her boyfriend Vincent sat down in between her and Yusuke, with his usual emotionless face on.

"Oh look. It's Mister Say Nothing At All…" Jonmi mumbled not letting Eri hear. (A/N Haley if you're reading this, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!! OH NO!!! HERE SHE COMES!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! *runs off screaming while Haley chases Jolene with an axe for dissing her boyfriend*)

"….." Vincent was silent; in fact the only thing that gave away that he was actually not dead was a little smile in Eri's direction. Eri smiled back and a blush slowly crept up her cheeks.

"Anyway, what's this mission of yours about?" You asked trying to bring everyone out of their stupor (A/N I have never seen Vincent except when Haley draws him and even though she gave me his whole life story (if you really want it email me at sesshotie_13@yahoo.com), I still have no clue how to write something about him. Sorry, Haley. But I shall continue and it's kind of nice having a person in my fic who doesn't talk much or move his face. Anyway, back to the fic…).

"Well… You see…" And Yusuke then told you of the mission they had been assigned two days prior to this meeting.

*~Flashback, Two days, Spirit World, Koenma's office, With George, and The Reikai Tentai, and… Okay I'll stop there…~*

Koenma was rapidly reading and flipping through the gigantic stack of papers that sat on his desk. George, the blue ogre wearing the leopard skin, was frantically running around bringing food to Koenma only to have to instantly go running back for more. When all of a sudden, there arose such a clatter, (A/N Sorry, I was really thinking of the book/poem of the Night Before Christmas, sorry `bout that…) and Yusuke and the rest of the detective team stumbled out of a portal and landed on their butts. (A/N Okay, Okay, only Kuwabaka landed on his arse…)

"Thank goodness you're here! Things have been so hectic!!!" Botan shouted at them as she rushed into the room from the hallway.

"Alright, Binky-Breath. What do you want now?" Yusuke demanded of the seemingly toddler aged kid in the chair behind the desk, who was at the moment sucking on his blue pacifier…

"I told you not to call me that, Yusuke. Now, as you can see here…" Koenma faded off as he turned on the screen behind him and up floated a picture of a pack of deadly and gruesome looking demons. "They would be the Takani Rumanogos. (A/N I just made that up, ain't it nice? Sesshomaru: You could have had a normal name, but no…. PRK: Would you just shut up, or do I have to duck tape your mouth shut? *holding up blue duck tape menacingly*) They have somehow found a portal to Ningenkai and are now as we speak plotting death and destruction for the human race." Koenma added as he pushed a button that showed a steadily moving red dot on a map of North America. "This dot signifies where they are and where they are headed. If you can notice, they're headed towards Anchorage, Alaska. Since we have no team of Spirit Detectives in that region, (A/N No one would take the job, considering they would most likely freeze their butts off… Seriously, it gets that cold up here, especially up north.) we're going to send you in." Koenma finished as he turned to look at the angry face of Yusuke.

"Now hold up a minute. Why did we have to be the ones chosen? I was in the middle of my date with Kayko! (A/N Trust me you guys I spelled it right. I know people usually spell it Keiko like in the manga, but I have the GBA game, and its spelled Kayko. And since I wanted to be different I'm going to spell it the GB way. Thank you!) I know there has to be at least one team of spirit detectives in the USA… They can't all be busy!" Yusuke complained.

"Well, actually there are 2 detective teams in North America, and the first already had a big case and the second one turned it down." Koenma replied as he lazily signed his signature passing a new law that he hadn't even read over.

"In that case, were turning it down, too." Yusuke said about to step back into the portal to Ningenkai.

"That's where your wrong, Yusuke. I don't have time for you to goof off. You're leaving pronto. Oh and I already changed the portal to transport you straight to Anchorage. Have a nice trip!" Koenma said as Yusuke un-knowingly stepped through the portal. (A/N I don't live in Anchorage, I actually live about an hour north of it, but I wanted a city big enough that everyone would know where it is. And those of you that don't know can look on a map and you'll be sure to see it! Thanks again!)

As Yusuke and the gang stepped out of the portal they looked around in surprise to see a snow covered park. (A/N DUH! It is Alaska, ya know? OF COURSE THERE'S GOING TO BE SNOW!!! Bakas…)

*~End of flashback~*

You stared in wonder at them. "You were surprised to see snow? It's Alaska, for crying out loud!!! HE LLO, NORTHERN HEMISPERE!?!?!?" You shouted to them for their stupidity.

Turn to page 13 for more of CYOA: Towards the horizon…

PRK: Well, that took a while. Then again I did leave for an hour to play my sis's computer game and another half hour to watch Witch Hunter Robin… Did you know that the guy in WHR with the huge sideburns sounds like he has the same voice as Sanosuke from Kenshin? Isn't that odd? See ya next time on Towards the horizon!!!!

Sesshomaru: And if I get out of here before you review, I'll kill you in front of your family! *he changes in to his dog form*

PRK: OH NO!!! THE CAGE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH!!!! BAD DOG!!! BAD!!! *you flick Sesshomaru on the nose as he starts whining and transforms back into human form and cowers in corner* Oh you poor baby! I'm sorry!!! Here's a doggy bone! *tosses dog bone to Sesshomaru who greedily gobbles it up* Anyways, please review and I'll give you sweet snow!!! *said in a singsong voice*