Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Toy Store FROM HELL ❯ Ham-tar-o!!! ( Chapter 2 )

uhhhh...Geonah-fiend told me to do the intro soooo....here I am! Doing the intro! <.<..>.> OKAY! Onto more important things, like the price of rice in China, or the amount of coffee you get at Starbucks for $5! O.O Anyone know? ....No?! You people are USELESS! I swear the only thing you EVER contribute to the insane writers like myself are the reviews!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! o.o; Sorry dudes (or dude-ets) I haven't had my coffee this morning. *twitch-twitch* - -seri- -

DISCLAIMER: Random person: Huh? What is my line? ....oh. Okay people! Geonah would like you all to know that she still owns lint! (And no! you can't have any!) <.<..>.> *whispering* She also owns completely popped bubble wrap! ...Seri, however, owns squat so don't sue her OR Geonah because they do not claim anything in this story except their OC's.

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Chapter 2:
Ham-tar-o!!!

As Yusuke wanders the freakishly dark aisles of Toys-R-Us, a randomly unknown girl with copper-colored faire wings is stalking up behind him, preparing to scare the shit out of him.

Randomly unknown girl with copper-colored fairy wings: Nyaa!

Yusuke: Ahhh!

Same randomly unknown girl with copper-colored fairy wings: *hisses*

Yusuke: *tries to catch his breath* What that?! ....Who in the hell are you?!

Randomly unknown girl with copper-colored fairy wings: *glare* My name is Web. Why are you in my toy store?!

Yusuke: I was locked in!

Web: Suuuuuuuuuure you were. *rolls eyes*

Yusuke: *growls*

Web: *hisses again*

Yusuke: *shakes his head* Yup, this is going to be juuuuuust like Kmart.

Web: *narrows eyes* Are you alone?

Yusuke: O.O; No!

Web: Right. *walks off*

-~-~Meanwhile, as Yusuke continues to look for fellow locked-in peeps, Serumeari is sitting in the "kitchen" aisle, making everyone 'learn how to cook yummies' with her beloved easy-bake oven.~-~-

Serumeari: *rips open power-packet* oooooookay, mix this junk with water and place in oven for 45 minutes? ....Nezumi!!!! Did you get the water yet?!

Mouse: *nods and pulls her goggles over her eyes* *hands Serumeari a bottled-water thingy*

Botan: O.O; (*to Mouse*) S'up with the goggles?

Mouse: *nonchalantly* The last time I gave Serumeari ingredients for her oven, they blew up.

Serumeari: I HEARD THAT!

Mouse: o.o *squeak*

Kuwabara: Ohhhh! I get to cook next! I know how to make this really cool salmon casserole!!

Serumeari: TOUCH. MY. EASY. BAKE. OVEN. AND. DIE!

Kuwabara: Grr. *pulls out his own neon-orange oven* Hah! *starts making casserole*

Web: *appears out of nowhere* O.O Whatcha all makin?

Botan: Stuff.

Mouse: Toxic stuff.

Serumeari: 0.o *startled by her perkiness* Er...sweet-yummie-stuff! *grabs easy bake ovens protectively* and you can't have any! they're all miiine! ...*notices hands burning* 0.0 *removes hands and blows on it* damn burner was still on . >.<

Web: I see. Can I watch?

Mouse: O.O okie random person.

Web: *evil glare* 'Web' not 'random person'.

Mouse: eep! okie Webness!

Web: -_-;;;

Easy-bake oven: *light-bulb thingy burns out*

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Yusuke: *back with everyone else* <.<..>.> DUDE! Everyone come with me! I'm sick of walking around alone!

Everyone: *follows Yusuke*

Yusuke: O.O *sees the plushie aisle filled with Hamtaro stuff* ... *moseys down it*

*hammies start signing*

Hammie: Ham-tar-o! When we work together, it's much better!

Other hammie: My best friend! We like sunflower seeds! *crum-crum-crum*

First hammie: Ham-tar-o! Lil' hamsters, big adventures!!!

*easy-bake ovens explode*

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Okay people. REVIEW! ^^ This is Geo, hope you like the chapter...and, I guess you guys can have the violet lent *hands crowd purple colored lint* I don't like purple anyways *gags* Well, as soon as we can, we'll get up another chapter, see ya. ~ Geo