Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Toy Store FROM HELL ❯ Doom Song ( Chapter 3 )

Mouse: *gets all watery-eyed*

Botan: O_O;;; *pat-pats Mouse's head*

Yusuke: *rolls eyes* ...wait, what happened to the possessed hamsters?

Kuwabara: *is under a pile of evil blood-thirsty hamhams* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Yusuke: *stares at the Kuwa-mound* Heh. Hehehe. HAHAHAHA! Kuwabara's being devoured by cuddly 'lil stuffed hamsters! *rolls around on the floor due to a laughing fit*

Web: O_O wow. I want an evil hamham! *cages the Cappy hamham* *grins*

Botan: <.<..>.> *sneaks off*

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As everyone watches the vampire-hamsters slowly suck the life from Kuwabara, Botan goes off on her own in search of her life-long dream.

Botan: *sneaky voice* I will rule the laser-tag world! *leaps into the laser-tag aisle and looks around with wide eyes* *picks out a really big laser gun of doom*

Before the bubbly fairy girl knew what was happening, the possessed laser gun took over her body and went in search of the others, hoping to spread the madness.

Botan: <.<..>.> *jumps in front of the unsuspecting group of people with her laser gun in hand* Yo-ho! I've got a new toy! *grins viciously as she starts shooting random things*

*two people walk out of the shadows, unknowing in the path of Botan's laser gun*

Kurama: *gets hit with the laser, part of his school uniform is singed* *blinks* O_O;;;;

Botan: Damn it! I was aiming for shorty! *point-points to Hiei*

Hiei: *growls*

Botan yelps as Hiei chargers her at full speed, beating the bubblyness out of the possessed fairy girl. Meanwhile, Kurama explains to everyone else why the toys are being evil.

Kurama: (towards the end of his speech) ...and so the toys are possessed by the spirits of overly obese monkey demons who enjoy pickles. *runs his fingers over the burn mark on his clothes, then glares at Botan* Damn you Botan, I just had this dry-cleaned!

Botan: *is missing most of her teeth* waaa? oooo...sowwy dude...@_@ *flashes a peace sign before she passes out*

Mouse: *blinks* I told you so, Serumeari.

Serumeari: *thumps Mouse on the head yet again* Lucky guess.

Kurama: *looks up from the singed part of his jacket* Yusuke? Who are people with the fairy wings, goggles, and wolf sent?

Yusuke: Crap, Botan usually does all this introduction stuff!

Botan: *sill in her vegetable-like state*

Yusuke: -_- okay, I guess I can try to remember their names. *points to Web* Fairy Girl is Web, *points to Serumeari* Thats Serumeari (watch out, she's kinda obsessed with easy-bake ovens), and the short squeaky one is Mouse, sidekick of Serumeari.

Hiei: Great, more idiots to be locked in with just as I was starting to forget about the whole Kmart ordeal. *glares evilly at Web, Serumeari, and Mousy*

Serumeari: *twitch-twitch*

Web: O__O Whats wrong with Serumeari?

Mouse: *squeak!* Duck and cover!! She's gonna blow!!!

Serumeari: *eyes start glowing yellow* NO ONE calls ME an IDIOT you little pipsqueak!!!!

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Seri here. O.O We should post the Kmart From Hell story sometime. (it was on fanfiction.net last summer under my old user name "SadSaturn" Me thinks you all would like it.) Anywho, Geo told me to tell you we will be adding a new OC in the next chapter, so keep an eye out to see if you got in. *twirls her goggles on her index finger* Okay, I gotta go dudes, I've got things to blow up. Laters.