Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Well How Did That Happen? ❯ When They Go To A Mall ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Indomitable_Obscurity 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.24.2008 | Updated On: 01.10.2009 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 281 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 07.24.2008 | Updated On: 01.10.2009 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 281 | Status: Work In Progress
last night me and my little sister wrote this story and i want to give her some credit too. this whole story is going to be made by both of us.
she is the blue text and I'm the black.
hope you enjoy ^_______^
R&R (if you wanna)
DISCLAIMER: WE DONT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO, ACDC, ATREYU, ABERCROMBIE, HOT TOPIC, HOLLISTER, THE SONG MILKSHAKE, KINGS ISLAND OR VICTORIA SECRET! (or anything else i may have left out that obviously doesn't belong to me)
BTW: Alice is my o/c. she is 5' flat and has long wavy blond hair with light blue eyes. she skinny and has a curvy body and her style is more like punk/emo.
So in other words... SHES HOTT!!
chapter 1: WHEN THEY GO TO A MALL...
Yusuke:
*fuming* Kayko, I HATE YOU!
Kayko:
*dragging Yusuke to a mall* shut up Yusuke! *hits him over head*
Yusuke:
for the last fucking time, I DONT SHOP AT HOLLISTER! >.<;;
Kayko:
oh pah-leeeaaase! green was like soooo last year. *flopping hand up and down*
Hiei
*runs into hot topic drooling*
Kurama:
OH MY GOD!! *runs into Victoria Secret while dragging Kuwabara behind* does this look good on me? *jumps out of changing booth with a pair of pink panties with a little black bow and no shirt*
Kuwabara:
OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!! >.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *runs away with image burned into his mind* AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Yusuke!
Hiei:
*lmao*
Botan:
*looks at Kurama* hmmmm. *puts hand on cheek then smiles* i would look so cute in those.
Yusuke:
you need a bra to match.
Hiei:
*walks out of hot topic wearing goth jeans and a atreyu shirt*
Kurama:
*runs to Hiei and glomps over him* i wanna call him plushy! i lub-is my Hiei! *rubs cheek against Hieis* i shall call him plushy and he shall be MINE! *gives Alice an evil look*
Alice:
*gives evil look back*
Kurama:
*stares intensely at Alice*
Alice:
*stares intensely back*
Kurama:
*stares intensely at Alice*
Alice:
*stares intensely back*
Yusuke:
ALRIGHT! GET ON WITH THE STORY!!
author:
OK. OK. alright!! -____-;;
Hiei:
O.O;; get off of me!! >.<;;; *hits Kurama with the shaft of his katana*
Kurama:
@.@;;
Hiei:
Hn!
Kurama:< br> =''[ Hiei ]]''X noooooooooooo!! *chases after Hiei*
Kurama/Hiei:
*disappear into distance*
Yusuke:
well that was awkward. i didn't know Kurama was gay.
Kuwabara:
*laying in the fetal position quivering*
Botan:
hey? *pokes with ore* hello?
*intercom comes on*
Kuwabara:
*shakes harder* NOOOOOOOOOO!! its those creepy voices again!!
Kayko/Botan:
*backs away slowly* O.o?
Yusuke:
stop being so retarded! *kicks Kuwabara* stupid!
Kuwabara:
*starts to stand up*
Hiei:
*runs past group screaming like a girl*
Kurama:
*chases after him with kissey lips in the pink undies* come back my love!!!
Kuwabara:
*collapses* oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
Kurama:
*stops to pose taking his mind off of Hiei* my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i can teach you, but I have to charge.
Koenma:
I'm not sure what to make of this situation.
Kuwabara:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs into a wall knocking him unconscious* @.@;;
Botan:
*jumps and and joins Kurama*
Kurama/Botan:
*dancing* my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i can teach you, but I have to charge.
Koenma/Hiei/Yusuke/Kayko:
O.o what the hell?
Yusuke:
this is just too much.
Koenma:
i think its time to go now.
Yusuke:
so where to now?
Koenma:
O.O uhh oh.
Kayko:
what is it?
Koenma:
-____- i need you to change my diaper.
Botan:
DONT LOOK AT ME!
Kayko:
IM OUT!
Kayko/Botan:
*quickly runs into abercrombie*
Yusuke:
so much for potty trained *snickers*
Kurama:
ILL DO IT! ^_____^
everybody:
*at once* NOOOOOOOOOO!
Koenma:
>.<;; ill figure it out myself. *leaves*
TV in window:
*music plays*
Kuwabara:
*looks over at the TV*
TV:
*guitarist from AC DC strips*
Kuwabara:
OH MY FUCKING GOD! >.<;;;
Kurama:
*looks at the drummer on stage who is facing the guitarist as he strips* you know Kuwabara, that could be us!! *clutches to Kuwabaras back*
Kuwabara:
O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kurama:
what? *starts to cry*
Hiei:
i want a pickle.
Kurama:
*shifty eyes* i have a pickle for yooooooou.
Hiei:
>.<;;;;
Kuwabara:
*totally oblivious* hey! i want a pickle! i love pickles!
Kurama:
*clutches pink undies*
Kuwabara:
nooooooo! fucking creep! *runs away crying*
Hiei:
i have an idea. *runs away*
Koenma:
*looks at Kurama* how long have you been gay?
Kurama:
*looks at Koenma with tung sticking out* ever since i met Kuwabara! *hearts in eyes*
Koenma:
*anime fall*
Kuwabara:
*runs faster and looks back at Kurama as he hears what he said* >.< noooooo!! *runs into random glass wall knocking himself out*
Kurama:
*looks down at Kuwabara then back at the glass wall* i always knew this wall would come in handy. ^_______^ *picks up Kuwabara and looks back at the group* its waaaaaaaay easier when they are knocked out =D
everybody:
*at once* O.O;;
Yusuke:
poor Kuwabara
Mr Takanaka:
*enters mall* what are you up to? *directed question to Yusuke* = ]
Hiei:
*walks up behind Mr Takanaka with electric razor and shaves a bald spot in the back of his hair* FABULOUS!
Mr Takanaka:
O_O
Yusuke/Alice:
*fall on floor from laughing so hard*
Hiei:
wOOt!
Koenma:
immaturity
Kay ko:
*giggles but tries not to let it show*
Botan:
*looks around for a second...* life is short *...then rips off all her clothes* PLAY NAKED!!! *runs out of mall screaming random obscenities*
Yusuke:
that was weird.
Mr Takanaka:
O.O *using Botan as a distraction, he slowly backs away until he is distant enough to run*
Hiei:
O.O<3 i like this thing *looks at electric razor* XD
Alice:
*still laughing* that - was - the greatest - thing Ive EVER - seen!
Hiei:
*runs up to random people giving them huge bald spots* i has another awesome idea! *runs off*
Yusuke:
i don't think i even want to know.
Kurama:
i want to go join Botan! *begins running around the mall naked* Kuwabara, my love! join me and we shall run away together!
Hiei:
*comes back with a pink perm*
Alice:
umm, Hiei..?
Hiei:
YAAAY!!! ANOTHER IDEA!!!!! *runs off*
Kayko:
(hyperventilating) omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Hiei:
*comes back with a million minions (all with pink perms)* isn't it amazing what the Jagan eye can do? ^______^
Alice:
**runs off**
Kayko:
(still hyperventilating) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.....!!!!!
Alice: *comes back with tickets for King's Island* so who's in?
author:
*evil grin* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
she is the blue text and I'm the black.
hope you enjoy ^_______^
R&R (if you wanna)
DISCLAIMER: WE DONT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO, ACDC, ATREYU, ABERCROMBIE, HOT TOPIC, HOLLISTER, THE SONG MILKSHAKE, KINGS ISLAND OR VICTORIA SECRET! (or anything else i may have left out that obviously doesn't belong to me)
BTW: Alice is my o/c. she is 5' flat and has long wavy blond hair with light blue eyes. she skinny and has a curvy body and her style is more like punk/emo.
So in other words... SHES HOTT!!
chapter 1: WHEN THEY GO TO A MALL...
Yusuke:
*fuming* Kayko, I HATE YOU!
Kayko:
*dragging Yusuke to a mall* shut up Yusuke! *hits him over head*
Yusuke:
for the last fucking time, I DONT SHOP AT HOLLISTER! >.<;;
Kayko:
oh pah-leeeaaase! green was like soooo last year. *flopping hand up and down*
Hiei
*runs into hot topic drooling*
Kurama:
OH MY GOD!! *runs into Victoria Secret while dragging Kuwabara behind* does this look good on me? *jumps out of changing booth with a pair of pink panties with a little black bow and no shirt*
Kuwabara:
OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!! >.<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *runs away with image burned into his mind* AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Yusuke!
Hiei:
*lmao*
Botan:
*looks at Kurama* hmmmm. *puts hand on cheek then smiles* i would look so cute in those.
Yusuke:
you need a bra to match.
Hiei:
*walks out of hot topic wearing goth jeans and a atreyu shirt*
Kurama:
*runs to Hiei and glomps over him* i wanna call him plushy! i lub-is my Hiei! *rubs cheek against Hieis* i shall call him plushy and he shall be MINE! *gives Alice an evil look*
Alice:
*gives evil look back*
Kurama:
*stares intensely at Alice*
Alice:
*stares intensely back*
Kurama:
*stares intensely at Alice*
Alice:
*stares intensely back*
Yusuke:
ALRIGHT! GET ON WITH THE STORY!!
author:
OK. OK. alright!! -____-;;
Hiei:
O.O;; get off of me!! >.<;;; *hits Kurama with the shaft of his katana*
Kurama:
@.@;;
Hiei:
Hn!
Kurama:< br> =''[ Hiei ]]''X noooooooooooo!! *chases after Hiei*
Kurama/Hiei:
*disappear into distance*
Yusuke:
well that was awkward. i didn't know Kurama was gay.
Kuwabara:
*laying in the fetal position quivering*
Botan:
hey? *pokes with ore* hello?
*intercom comes on*
Kuwabara:
*shakes harder* NOOOOOOOOOO!! its those creepy voices again!!
Kayko/Botan:
*backs away slowly* O.o?
Yusuke:
stop being so retarded! *kicks Kuwabara* stupid!
Kuwabara:
*starts to stand up*
Hiei:
*runs past group screaming like a girl*
Kurama:
*chases after him with kissey lips in the pink undies* come back my love!!!
Kuwabara:
*collapses* oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god.
Kurama:
*stops to pose taking his mind off of Hiei* my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i can teach you, but I have to charge.
Koenma:
I'm not sure what to make of this situation.
Kuwabara:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! *runs into a wall knocking him unconscious* @.@;;
Botan:
*jumps and and joins Kurama*
Kurama/Botan:
*dancing* my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, its better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, i can teach you, but I have to charge.
Koenma/Hiei/Yusuke/Kayko:
O.o what the hell?
Yusuke:
this is just too much.
Koenma:
i think its time to go now.
Yusuke:
so where to now?
Koenma:
O.O uhh oh.
Kayko:
what is it?
Koenma:
-____- i need you to change my diaper.
Botan:
DONT LOOK AT ME!
Kayko:
IM OUT!
Kayko/Botan:
*quickly runs into abercrombie*
Yusuke:
so much for potty trained *snickers*
Kurama:
ILL DO IT! ^_____^
everybody:
*at once* NOOOOOOOOOO!
Koenma:
>.<;; ill figure it out myself. *leaves*
TV in window:
*music plays*
Kuwabara:
*looks over at the TV*
TV:
*guitarist from AC DC strips*
Kuwabara:
OH MY FUCKING GOD! >.<;;;
Kurama:
*looks at the drummer on stage who is facing the guitarist as he strips* you know Kuwabara, that could be us!! *clutches to Kuwabaras back*
Kuwabara:
O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Kurama:
what? *starts to cry*
Hiei:
i want a pickle.
Kurama:
*shifty eyes* i have a pickle for yooooooou.
Hiei:
>.<;;;;
Kuwabara:
*totally oblivious* hey! i want a pickle! i love pickles!
Kurama:
*clutches pink undies*
Kuwabara:
nooooooo! fucking creep! *runs away crying*
Hiei:
i have an idea. *runs away*
Koenma:
*looks at Kurama* how long have you been gay?
Kurama:
*looks at Koenma with tung sticking out* ever since i met Kuwabara! *hearts in eyes*
Koenma:
*anime fall*
Kuwabara:
*runs faster and looks back at Kurama as he hears what he said* >.< noooooo!! *runs into random glass wall knocking himself out*
Kurama:
*looks down at Kuwabara then back at the glass wall* i always knew this wall would come in handy. ^_______^ *picks up Kuwabara and looks back at the group* its waaaaaaaay easier when they are knocked out =D
everybody:
*at once* O.O;;
Yusuke:
poor Kuwabara
Mr Takanaka:
*enters mall* what are you up to? *directed question to Yusuke* = ]
Hiei:
*walks up behind Mr Takanaka with electric razor and shaves a bald spot in the back of his hair* FABULOUS!
Mr Takanaka:
O_O
Yusuke/Alice:
*fall on floor from laughing so hard*
Hiei:
wOOt!
Koenma:
immaturity
Kay ko:
*giggles but tries not to let it show*
Botan:
*looks around for a second...* life is short *...then rips off all her clothes* PLAY NAKED!!! *runs out of mall screaming random obscenities*
Yusuke:
that was weird.
Mr Takanaka:
O.O *using Botan as a distraction, he slowly backs away until he is distant enough to run*
Hiei:
O.O<3 i like this thing *looks at electric razor* XD
Alice:
*still laughing* that - was - the greatest - thing Ive EVER - seen!
Hiei:
*runs up to random people giving them huge bald spots* i has another awesome idea! *runs off*
Yusuke:
i don't think i even want to know.
Kurama:
i want to go join Botan! *begins running around the mall naked* Kuwabara, my love! join me and we shall run away together!
Hiei:
*comes back with a pink perm*
Alice:
umm, Hiei..?
Hiei:
YAAAY!!! ANOTHER IDEA!!!!! *runs off*
Kayko:
(hyperventilating) omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg
Hiei:
*comes back with a million minions (all with pink perms)* isn't it amazing what the Jagan eye can do? ^______^
Alice:
**runs off**
Kayko:
(still hyperventilating) OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.....!!!!!
Alice: *comes back with tickets for King's Island* so who's in?
author:
*evil grin* MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!