Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Well How Did That Happen? ❯ Road Trip ( Chapter 2 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

authors: WE DONT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO! LEAVE US ALONE AND DONT SUUUUUUE!! (thats the last warning we are giving)


chapter 2 – ROAD TRIP


Koenma:
*strapped into car seat* are we there yet?
Botan:
*driving* no!
Koenma:
what about now?
Botan:
no!
Koenma:
are...
everyon e:
*at once* NOOOO!
Yusuke:
Hiei, why aren't you driving?
Kuwabara:
because hes to short to drive.
Hiei:
>.< no! i got my license revoked for drunk driving!
Kurama:
*in front passenger seat* hey Yusuke, switch me spots.
Yusuke:
why?
Kurama:
so Kuwabara and i can do it in the backseat.
Kuwabara:
*scratching at window* nooo! NOOO! let me out!! let me out!! let me out!! let me out!!
Kurama:
*kissy lips* awwww! don't be like that...

Hiei:
*pulls vodka out of cloak and chugs it* this is going to be a long trip.
Alice:
hey! share!

Kurama:
*shifty eyes*
Yusuke:
don't even think about it Kurama!

Hiei:
*passes out*
Kurama:
SURPRISE BUTT SEX! *leans towards Kuwabara*
Kuwabara:
rape! RAPE!
Yusuke:
it isn't rape if you yell surprise first.
Kuwabara:
YES IT IS! >.<;;;;;;
Alice:
no, really it isn't... if you think about it. *pries bottle of vodka from Hieis hands*
Hiei:
*snore*
Kuwabara:
surprises are supposed to be pleasant! ->.<-
Yusuke:
still, its not rape if you yell surprise!
Koenma:
are we there now?
Botan:
NO!
Koenma:
how about now?
Botan:
NOOOOO! DAMMIT!
Koenma:
but...
everybody:
NOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!

Koenma:
O.o
Botan:
what is it now?! >.