Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ What Youko does when Bored ❯ Chapter 2
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: ForlornShadowLily009 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.06.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 986 | Visits: 198 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.06.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 986 | Visits: 198 | Status: Work In Progress
Chapter 2. The colorful ramblings of a Forbidden child.
Disclaimer, I do not own this anime, however every little insane bit of information that you read is mine! HAHAHA! *Cough*…Hairball.
Warnings, adult wording and sex mentioned. Again I’m going to Hell but if you read it so are you. Have fun!!!
Thank you every one that Reviewed!!!!!!!*blows kisses and hands out plush imaginary Hiei dolls*
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Long, long time ago, well really 1999, but no one cares about the 90’s anyways. There once was a vertically challenged, foul mouth half breed named Hiei. Throughout the blood soaked and horrible word of Makai Hiei reigned supreme as being one the fastest, smartest, and most outlawed demons of all time. Famous for stealing the cursed sword from Reikai, Hiei’s life was filed with helping humans who he not so secretly wanted to kill and a fox who he wanted to punish for being a "bad boy". His life was also filled with killing brain dead fools and giving insults. As such it was rarely that he got bored, when he did, he completed this list of things to pass the damn fucking day.
1) Sneak into a liquor store, slash the guy that asks for your id just because you’re short, and steal enough alcohol to kill a whale.
2) Drink so much that you can’t tell the difference between black and white, and then sell the remaining stuff to a band of traveling midgets.
(Note to self, short people have to stick together. )
4) After getting wasted with the your newly recruited minions, find a nun an ask her where the closet strip bar is
5) Ask her if she wants to join you
6) After being cursed out and condemned to hell, again, find a blind man and teach him to see the light by getting him high off of pot you stole from the midgets
7) Then round up your army and plan a sneak attack on the zoo, laugh as you release all the man eating animals on the public
8) Sneak into every jail located in a five mile radius, cut the power and release the convicts
9) Watch as they have seek their revenge against the guards,
10) Then go find one of the released animals and ride it to find a certain red haired fox
11) Teach him every single way to be a naughty whore
12) Dress him up like French maid
13) Afterwards set fire to all the trees in the park and see if they scream like the last time you were high
14) Find where the muffin man lives and murder him for making you addicted to sugar, and then go stalk the ice cream man
15)Follow him back to the factory and hold every one ransom until the government meets your demands
16) Kill every one anyway, take all the ice cream that’s covered in blood, give it to kids and say the red stuff is raspberry jam.
17) Finally fulfill your fantasy of being a Broadway dancer in the show CATS!
18) Finish the show with a stunning performance of releasing German shepherds onto your fellow actors and audience
19) Steal from all the people in the rich seats, for people in the poor seats you cut off all their possible ways of escaping
20) Find a bunny and then walk out into the middle of the street stroking it and pretend to be the suave bad guy from James Bond.
21) Wait until it rains, tie a key to a kite then give the string to Barney.
22) Wait till a smell of burning fills the air Present the corpse to kids to show them that eventually every one dies a horrible pain filled death and if you’re lucky you get to be stuffed and used as a couch
23) Pit two hobos against one another with the prospect of getting a quarter
24) Find a cult, teach them to cook and have them throw a bake sale. Note to self don’t eat anything
25) Sneak into Kuwabara’s house, wait until he’s asleep and crazy glue his mouth, and nose shut.
26) Make it look like his cat killed him so she could finally eat his eyes
27) Pretend you’re a barber and give your clients side show freak haircuts
28) Then let the local TV station know that a band of insane traveling carnies has from escaped from a mental institution
29) Find the Lucky Charms leprechaun and the Tricks cereal bunny and everyone of the damn kids that oppose them and make them duke it out a caged fight to the death.
30) Find Waldo and tell him that the reason no one looks for him is because people think he’s a 40 year old pedophile for asking kids to “Come and Find Me”
31) Find a giant wall and write, “The Chickens will take over the world and make you all their bitches for years of eating you eating them. Viva la Vodka and little people!”
32) Sit quietly in your cell after being caught waving your sword around and dressing hamsters in dresses.
33) Slowly clench your hands as Youko sits next to you and sings “Oh Danny boy the pipes, the pipes are calling!”
34) Wait until he falls asleep so you have your way with him and get your medication adjusted. Greatly.
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Well heres chapter two! Next will be what Yusuke does when bored, or pissed off, either way they’re the same. So please read and review!
Disclaimer, I do not own this anime, however every little insane bit of information that you read is mine! HAHAHA! *Cough*…Hairball.
Warnings, adult wording and sex mentioned. Again I’m going to Hell but if you read it so are you. Have fun!!!
Thank you every one that Reviewed!!!!!!!*blows kisses and hands out plush imaginary Hiei dolls*
2456
Long, long time ago, well really 1999, but no one cares about the 90’s anyways. There once was a vertically challenged, foul mouth half breed named Hiei. Throughout the blood soaked and horrible word of Makai Hiei reigned supreme as being one the fastest, smartest, and most outlawed demons of all time. Famous for stealing the cursed sword from Reikai, Hiei’s life was filed with helping humans who he not so secretly wanted to kill and a fox who he wanted to punish for being a "bad boy". His life was also filled with killing brain dead fools and giving insults. As such it was rarely that he got bored, when he did, he completed this list of things to pass the damn fucking day.
1) Sneak into a liquor store, slash the guy that asks for your id just because you’re short, and steal enough alcohol to kill a whale.
2) Drink so much that you can’t tell the difference between black and white, and then sell the remaining stuff to a band of traveling midgets.
(Note to self, short people have to stick together. )
4) After getting wasted with the your newly recruited minions, find a nun an ask her where the closet strip bar is
5) Ask her if she wants to join you
6) After being cursed out and condemned to hell, again, find a blind man and teach him to see the light by getting him high off of pot you stole from the midgets
7) Then round up your army and plan a sneak attack on the zoo, laugh as you release all the man eating animals on the public
8) Sneak into every jail located in a five mile radius, cut the power and release the convicts
9) Watch as they have seek their revenge against the guards,
10) Then go find one of the released animals and ride it to find a certain red haired fox
11) Teach him every single way to be a naughty whore
12) Dress him up like French maid
13) Afterwards set fire to all the trees in the park and see if they scream like the last time you were high
14) Find where the muffin man lives and murder him for making you addicted to sugar, and then go stalk the ice cream man
15)Follow him back to the factory and hold every one ransom until the government meets your demands
16) Kill every one anyway, take all the ice cream that’s covered in blood, give it to kids and say the red stuff is raspberry jam.
17) Finally fulfill your fantasy of being a Broadway dancer in the show CATS!
18) Finish the show with a stunning performance of releasing German shepherds onto your fellow actors and audience
19) Steal from all the people in the rich seats, for people in the poor seats you cut off all their possible ways of escaping
20) Find a bunny and then walk out into the middle of the street stroking it and pretend to be the suave bad guy from James Bond.
21) Wait until it rains, tie a key to a kite then give the string to Barney.
22) Wait till a smell of burning fills the air Present the corpse to kids to show them that eventually every one dies a horrible pain filled death and if you’re lucky you get to be stuffed and used as a couch
23) Pit two hobos against one another with the prospect of getting a quarter
24) Find a cult, teach them to cook and have them throw a bake sale. Note to self don’t eat anything
25) Sneak into Kuwabara’s house, wait until he’s asleep and crazy glue his mouth, and nose shut.
26) Make it look like his cat killed him so she could finally eat his eyes
27) Pretend you’re a barber and give your clients side show freak haircuts
28) Then let the local TV station know that a band of insane traveling carnies has from escaped from a mental institution
29) Find the Lucky Charms leprechaun and the Tricks cereal bunny and everyone of the damn kids that oppose them and make them duke it out a caged fight to the death.
30) Find Waldo and tell him that the reason no one looks for him is because people think he’s a 40 year old pedophile for asking kids to “Come and Find Me”
31) Find a giant wall and write, “The Chickens will take over the world and make you all their bitches for years of eating you eating them. Viva la Vodka and little people!”
32) Sit quietly in your cell after being caught waving your sword around and dressing hamsters in dresses.
33) Slowly clench your hands as Youko sits next to you and sings “Oh Danny boy the pipes, the pipes are calling!”
34) Wait until he falls asleep so you have your way with him and get your medication adjusted. Greatly.
468960098
Well heres chapter two! Next will be what Yusuke does when bored, or pissed off, either way they’re the same. So please read and review!