Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho Style! ❯ Jin, Suzuki, Touya, and Botan ( Chapter 2 )

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I've gotten some good reviews and decided to write another show ^_^ Hee! I guess I'm better at the humor stuff than completely serious stories. Anyway. Thanks for the reviews people. Here are the disclaimers. 
 
Whose Line Is It Anyway? belongs to whomever created the show, all Yu Yu Hakusho characters belong to themselves (Though I wish I owned a few of them) and their creator, Yoshihiro Togashi. Shin and her demon self Inu Kodoku belong to me, well she is me ^_^(). Ryuka belongs to herself, though she's an OC of one of my fanfics. Any random original characters belong to me. 
 
A/N: This is show number two and I'm more comfortable with the idea. One of the reviewers wanted me to use the party game and the super hero game. I plan on using them in my shows. Those two games are some of my favorites. Warning: Crude jokes, strong language, OOCness, and other stuff. Plus fan girl bashing. On with the show! 
 
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Shin: *standing on the stage* Hello everyone and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho style! The show where everything's made up on the spot and the points are as useless as a pick up line from Shishiwakamaru! *laughter as Shishi looks sulky* Hehe. At the end of the show I pick a winner who gets to do something special, while the losers will be force fed Rishou's cooking *laughter as Rishou sulks* First off, today's fan girl control is brought to you by Ryuka and her lovely black dragon, Hinote! *Ryuka waves from her front seat with a little black dragon on her shoulder* I see he's in his smaller form, so he won't take up a whole section. *Hinote snorts and puffs a fireball at Shin* AIE! *dodges it, hiding behind the desk* 
 
Ryuka: Remember, he's very testy about the size thing. 
 
Shin: Right.. *walks over to desk and sits on it* Anyway, tonights guests are... *drumroll* He can fly and loves to joke around... It's our lovable Wind Master, Jin! *camera focuses on Jin, who laughs and his ears wiggle a bit*, He's the man of a thousand faces... Our favorite master of disguise, Suzuki! *focus on Suzuki*, Mr. Cold As Ice, but still lovable, it's our favorite ice master, Touya! *focus on Touya, who smiles a bit*, and last, but certainly not least, Call her the Happy Reaper, our girl from Spirit World, Botan! *focus on Botan, who waves* What a group we have tonight and I see our favorite team of boys are sitting on the sidelines with Ryuka. *gestures to the seats behind the desk where Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei are* Perfectly safe from fan girls. *hears the fan girls screaming for the boys* 
 
Fan girl #1: Jin! You're so cute! I want you! 
 
Fan girl #2: Touya's cuter and way cooler. 
 
Fan girl #3: Are you kidding, Kurama's better! 
 
*The girls break out in a fight again, but are silenced by Ryuka as she uses a stop spell on them* 
 
Shin: Creation of the stop spells are brought to you by Squaresoft, the makers of the Final Fantasy games. I'd also like to welcome our special guest from the Adult Swim show, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, it's our favorite green mantis, Zorak! *cheers as the camera focuses on Zorak, who's sitting at his favorite keyboard* He's also our keyboard player today. Welcome to the show Zorak. 
 
Zorak: It's better than working for Space Ghost. *gets zapped by Space Ghost's blaster ray and is crispy* ow... 
 
Shin: Sorry, forgot to tell you that he's in the audience. *sweatdrops* 
 
Zorak: *crisped* It's ok, it didn't hurt that much. *zapped again* Ow! 
 
Shin: Stop picking on Zorak, Space Ghost, or we'll throw you out! *sweatdrops* Well, on with the show. Tonight's first game involves all four of you. It's "Party Quirks", in this game, Botan, is hosting a parting, and the other three are her guests with a strange quirk for each. They already have the cards that tell them what it is and Botan has to guess it at the end of the game. You may begin. 
 
Botan: Everything's perfect! I can't wait for my guests to arrive. *doorbell* Coming! *opens door and Suzuki steps in* Hiya Suzuki! How've you been today? 
 
Suzuki: *Is in love with his reflection* Today's been wonderful. I met a beautiful person at the mirror store. *sees self in a shiny pitcher* My love! *walks over to the pitcher and hugs it, spilling water everywhere* 
 
Botan: I'll have to clean that up soon. *doorbell* Ah! Coming! *opens the door and Jin walks in* Hi Jin! How've you been? *giggles* that rhymed* 
 
Jin: *A guy that thinks there are ninjas attacking him* Hi there, Botan. HEEYAH! *pretends to kick imaginary people aside* Just a few friends who keep bugging me for money. 
 
Botan: Well come on in. *sees Suzuki dancing with the pitcher* Make yourself comfortable. *Jin starts kicking and punching imaginary people as the doorbell rings* Coming! *opens it and Touya walks in* Touya, come in! So nice to see you! 
 
Touya: *Slowly de-aging from his current age* Hello Botan, it's nice to see you... *shifts to a teenager age* Yo' wassup my blue haired homie? 
 
Botan: Um... The ceiling, but go ahead and find something you like. So, Suzuki, I hear you've gotten a new job. 
 
Suzuki: *craddling the shiny water pitcher* Shhh... Can't you see I'm sharing a tender moment with my love? 
 
Jin: *still attacking imaginary people* Heeyah! Back off you evil bastards! *pretends to chop a table in half* um... Sorry. 
 
Botan: My grandmother's antique table, not again... *sigh* 
 
Touya: *reverts to preteen years and looking at Botan* Wow.. Girl's start developing before we do. *reverts back again* Ah! Girl! Cooties! *runs and hides behind an imaginary house plant* 
 
Suzuki: I am announcing my engagement to my love *holds up the water pitcher and stares at the reflection* We'll be together forever! *kisses it* 
 
Jin: You're crazy. *attacks the solid wall* They're all over the wall now! 
 
Botan: *blinks* My wall... I just finished repainting it. 
 
Touya: *Reverts to toddler stage and starts sucking his thumb* I want my mommy, stupid head! 
 
Suzuki: *places a veil on the water pitcher* We just got married! We'll adopt you, Touya! *holds out the water pitcher* Meet your mommy! 
 
Touya: *now at the infant stage, starts crying* 
 
Jin: They're all over the place now! *starts punching and kicking at everything* Damn you shadow warriors! 
 
Botan: Jin, there are no ninjas in my house! *buzzer* 
 
Jin: *bows* Aye, lass, but there are plenty of broken things. 
 
Touya: *Crying, but then goes to fetal position, rocking back and forth* 
 
Botan: Touya... Did you drink a reverse age potion or something? 'Cause you've gone all the way to the womb. *buzzer* 
 
Touya: *stands up, stretching a bit* 
 
Suzuki: Off to the bedroom my love! *prances around with his water pitcher and kisses it again* 
 
Botan: Why are you in love with that shiny water pitcher? 
 
Shin: Almost, but there's a reason he's in love with it. 
 
Botan: He's like Narcissus, His reflection is his only love. *buzzer* 
 
Shin: Awesome! Five hundred points to the each of you, Six hundred for Suzuki because he brought his own water pitcher. *Suzuki puts the pitcher on the table as he sits down* Our next game is "Alphabet" This is going to be for Botan and Suzuki. In this game the two actors have to perform a scene, starting each sentence with successive letters of the alphabet. The scene is Botan has just discovered she's pregnant and has to tell her boyfriend, Suzuki, the news. Let's start with the letter X. Begin. 
 
Suzuki: *reading the paper* Xylophones half off...Nice! 
 
Botan: You love those xylophones don't you? 
 
Suzuki: Zinnia! What a wonderful surprise! I was just about to call you. 
 
Botan: Anytime you call me, I'll come over. 
 
Suzuki: Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner? 
 
Botan: Certainly, I'll even cook for you. 
 
Suzuki: Damn, why the sudden interest in cooking? 
 
Botan: Eventually, I'll have to learn. 
 
Suzuki: Frightening change you've taken on. What's wrong? 
 
Botan: Gawd! I can't tell you why! 
 
Suzuki: Honey, don't be afraid to tell me. 
 
Botan: I'm pregnant with your child! 
 
Suzuki: Jumping youkai! Are you serious. 
 
Botan: Koorime hate males don't they? 
 
Suzuki: Love, this is a joy! Not a tragedy. Now we can marry! 
 
Botan: Marriage? I thought you were against that? 
 
Suzuki: No matter! I love you and we'll have a child. 
 
Botan: Oh, Jeremy! *hugs him* We'll be so happy. 
 
Suzuki: Precisely, my dear flower! 
 
Botan: Quite so, but what about my parents? 
 
Suzuki: Really bad idea... Let's elope! 
 
Botan: Seriously, my father would kill you and mount your head on his wall if he ever found out about this. 
 
Suzuki: Then we'll move to an island and make our own tribe! 
 
Botan: Understand that my mother would disown me 
 
Suzuki: Violins will solve that right? 
 
Botan: Well, maybe, she does love those violins. 
 
Suzuki: X-rays can be our new currency! 
 
Shin: *buzzer with laughter* That was great. Two hundred points to the both of you. One hundred to your non-existent child. *laughter as Botan and Suzuki sit down in their seats* Anyway, very good. Well, it's time for commercials, but don't go away, there's more Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yu Yu Hakusho style coming up. 
 
*Commercials run and then stop* 
 
Shin: Hey, welcome back to the show! Our next game is for Touya, Jin and Suzuki. It's called "Greatest Hits", the two hosts, Suzuki and Touya, advertise a greatest hits album naming songs and styles, while Jin acts them out, this includes singing on your part Jin. Now... What sort of topic are we going to have for this album? 
 
Juri: Themes for the Dark Tournament! 
 
Koto: Violence and pain! 
 
Shin: I like the idea for the Dark Tournament thing. heh, warm up your keyboard, Zorak and take it away gentlemen! *sits back to watch* 
 
Suzuki: If you've seen the Dark Tournament you'll love this next album. Isn't that right, Jay? 
 
Touya: That's right, Pat. Relive the Dark Tournament battles with these wonderful songs. Including this Broadway style song called "Good Morning, Fighters." 
 
Jin: *Singing* I'm laying in bed, dreaming of the fights that I'll see, 
When I awake to find that my team mates have all left for the day. 
As I finish my breakfast and walk outside with my key, 
I hear this voice calling over the PA. 
Good Morning, Fighters 
Welcome to the Tournament! 
Through out this time don't pull any all nighters, 
Because there's no room for a medical tent. 
 
Suzuki: Yes, that song was wonderful! It made me remember the lower class fighters that would stay up all night to practice and then collapse the next day. 
 
Touya: And Pat, don't forget that love song for fan girls. It'll make you remember all those fan girls that would try to mob the fighters. It's called "Don't Run Baby." 
 
Jin: *singing* All I ever wanted was to join my friends and mob fighters. 
Tearing their clothing and getting autographs. 
But every time the fighters saw us with our lighters. 
They'd tear away to their rooms and we'd be stopped by the staff. 
Oh, don't run, baby! 
We all love you so much. 
Don't rush away and leave us in the dust. 
We won't hurt you, we just want some of you! 
 
Touya: Ah, yes the fan girls. Crazy people. Thank god the staff members were stronger than most of them. 
 
Suzuki: You'll love this next one, Jay, it's all about the violence! With the rock and roll hit. "Blood and Pain." 
 
Jin: *Singing* The one thing I enjoy about the fights. 
Is not the fancy spirit energy lights. 
It's all about the violence. 
That could make anyone be tense. 
Blood and pain. 
That's what I want to see happen. 
It's even better if one fighter's slain. 
The rhythm of death sets my foot tappin'. 
 
Suzuki: That's one song that Koto would enjoy, but buy it now and we'll throw in a free poster of the fighters in the tournament! 
 
Touya: It's even got the charts for the fights, call now and order it now for $19.95, plus shipping and handling. 
 
Shin: *buzzer* four hundred to the two hosts and Zorak, but five hundred to Jin for his wonderful use of the topics. *applause as the three boys return to their seats* Ok, our next game is for all four of you, it's "Questions Only"! Jin and Botan, you come over here near me, and Suzuki and Touya go to the other side. Two of you will play out a scene using only questions. You will swap out with the person whom you are with right now whenever you make a mistake. We'll start with Botan and Touya in the middle. The scene is "Planning a prison break out" Go. 
 
Botan: Do you have the shovels? *crouches down* 
 
Touya: Weren't you going to get them? *crouching as well* 
 
Botan: Didn't you know I can't touch shovels? 
 
Touya: Is that a condition? 
 
Botan: Didn't you know I'm allergic to shovels? 
 
Touya: ... *laughs and gets buzzed out* 
 
Suzuki: *walks out* Do we really need shovels? 
 
Botan: Do you think spoons would work? 
 
Suzuki: Would you have my child? 
 
Botan: Yes, dear Jeremy! *Buzzer and walks out laughing* 
 
Jin: What's going on here? 
 
Suzuki: Do you think I'd tell you? 
 
Jin: Are you making pie out of that dirt? 
 
Suzuki: *chuckles* Why do you think that? 
 
Jin: Are you hungry, too? 
 
Suzuki: Do you think I'd eat dirt? 
 
Jin: Did you know dirt is very nutritious? 
 
Suzuki: *laughs so much he gets buzzed* 
 
Touya: Are you the guard? 
 
Jin: Are you a prisoner? 
 
Touya: Do I look like one? 
 
Jin: Do you think this uniform makes me look fat? 
 
Touya: Do you think these stripes make me look like a zebra? 
 
Jin: Where's the shovel? 
 
Touya: Where are the spoons? 
 
Jin: Have you see my dog? 
 
Touya: I ate it... *Buzzer* 
 
Suzuki: Would you bear my child? 
 
Jin: Hell no, you crazy man. *buzzer* 
 
Botan: Did you know I'm death? 
 
Suzuki: Do you want to dance? *does some river dancing* 
 
Botan: Are you my father? 
 
Suzuki: No, I'm your mother *buzzer and laughter* 
 
Touya: *walks out* Did you ever get the shovels? 
 
Botan: *laughs and the buzzer is pressed several times.* 
 
Shin: I think that's enough of that. Thousand points to all of you and an extra point for each time the word shovel was used. *laughter* Ok, on to the next game which is "Emotion Option" This is for Botan and Jin. You two will act out a scene, starting normally, but then every time I buzz and say a different emotion, you must use that emotion through out the acting until it's changed. Ok, the scene is... hmm, Botan you're doing your grim reaper job and Jin is a new arrival. Heh. Begin. 
 
Botan: *appears to Jin, who looks confused* Hello, Jin. 
 
Jin: Ah! Blimey! You scared the crap out of me! 
 
Botan: You'll have to hold that in until we get to Spirit World. 
 
Jin: Spirit World... You mean.. AH! I'm dead! 
 
Shin: *buzzer* Happy! 
 
Jin: *big fake grin* Yay! I'm dead and I get to visit Spirit World. 
 
Botan: Bingo! *grin* You get to meet our boss, Koenma! 
 
Jin: I can't wait to meet your boss, this'll be fun! 

Shin: *Buzzer* That's getting boring... How about greedily.

Jin: What a lovely oar... I want it! *grabs the oar*
Botan: Back off jerk, it's mine! *pulls it back*

Jin: I'll take it thank you very much! *pulls the oar towards himself* 
 
Botan: It's mine!! *pulls it back* 
 
*Fight breaks out between the two until they hear the buzzer* 
 
Shin: Daintily! Learn to be dainty, Jin! *laughter*
 
Botan: Oh, my! *drops the oar* that oar is so heavy.. I'm too dainty. 
 
Jin: *drops it as well* It's too much for my... dainty arms. 
 
Botan: Let's daintily fly to Spirit World. *giggles* 
 
Shin: *buzzer* too much daintiness. *gags* Ditzy! hehe 
 
Jin: *speaking in ditzy voice* I love your hair! It's so blue! *laughter* 
 
Botan: *adopts the same sort of voice* Your's is so crimson and i love that horn. For sure and totally. 
 
Jin: Recently polished thank you. For sure. 
 
Shin: *Buzzer* Sorry, that's just too horrifying. Let's end with...Lustily. 
 
Botan: Why don't we forget this place and go off to somewhere private. 
 
Jin: I'm all for it, lass! How about your place. 
 
Botan: Take me now! Here now in the sky. 
 
Jin: Hell yeah! *laughter as buzzer stops him* 
 
Shin: *pressing the buzzer repeatedly* Down, boy *laughter as Jin returns to his seat*. Five hundred points to the both of you. We have more commercials, but stay tuned because I'll announce the winner when we get back. 
 
*Commercials run and then the show is back* 
 
Shin: *standing on the stage* Hey, tonight's winner is... *drumroll* Oh, excuse me, winners. We had a tie, so it's Suzuki and Jin, who have won! *applause and focus on Suzuki, who's in the chair, and Jin, who's sitting on the desk.* So, now I have to join in on a game, hmm. What do you two think? *looks at Jin and Suzuki* 
 
Suzuki: What about Sit, Stand, and Lay (Down / Bend)? 
 
Jin: That'd be a fun one for you three to do. 
 
Shin: Ok, at all times in this game as we act out a scene, one contestant must be standing, one sitting, one lying down/bending. Who's going to be who? *looks at Jin and Suzuki* 
 
Suzuki: Touya stands, Botan sits, and you lay down. 
 
Jin: I'll agree to that. *grin* 
 
Shin: *raises eyebrow* Hm... Alright, let's go, but what's the scene? 
 
Jin: You're three audience members during the Dark Tournament. 
 
Suzuki: And Shishi's about to face off against Genkai, you have to describe some of the things in the fight. 
 
Shin: *lays on the floor* Yay, Genkai! You beat that egomaniac. *Trying to do a cheer, but arms are the only thing moving* 
 
Shishi: *scowls* It's so degrading for them to do that scene. 
 
Botan: *Sits on the floor* Genkai rules! Go Genkai! *waves arms* 
 
Touya: *Standing* Why in the world would you want to lay on that floor? 
 
Shin: The floor's really comfortable *laughter* and there's a hole, so I can see the fight. 
 
Botan: He's twirling his sword like a baton. *laughter* 
 
Shin: Heh. He could be a band majorette... Wait, he needs to be a girl. Though he'd fit into a boy band very nicely. *laughter* 
 
Touya: He just used Chorus of A Thousand Skulls and they're coming this way. *points off in the distance* 
 
Shin: *still lying there* So, I'll play dead, besides barriers are helpful... Bloody hell! We don't have one. *laughter* 
 
Botan: *sitting there* I'd run, but my legs have turned into lead. 
 
Touya: I'd turn them to ice, but that wouldn't help much. You two are the laziest bums I've ever seen in the audience.*laughter* 
 
Shin: Hey back off, Mr. I Like To Stand Like A Bloody Statue. *glares at him while growling a bit* 
 
Touya: Oh, silence, Miss The Floor's So Comfortable. *glares back* 
 
Botan: Can't we all just get along? *sitting there with a sweatdrop* 
 
Shin: AH! SKULL! *mimics and explosion taking place* 
 
Botan: *sits there looking winded* Well that was interesting. 
 
Touya: *standing as if nothing happened* Did it do anything? 
 
Shin: *still lying down* We're in a pile of rubble, but what's going on now? Has Genkai beat the pants off Shishi yet? 
 
Botan: Yeah, he's pretty much beaten 'cause Genkai delt him a major blow to the stomach. 
 
Shin: Did she castrate the egotistical and lustful demon? *laughter as Shishi sulks* 
 
Touya: No, he just passed out and being dragged off. 
 
Botan: I'd stand up to see better, but I'm kind of stuck sitting. 
 
Shin: *completely asleep* zzzzzzzzzzzzz... *laughter* 
 
Jin: *Grins mischeviously and presses the buzzer a few times.* 
 
Shin: *wakes up with a start getting in a fighting stance still lying down* I'LL KILL IT! Umm... End of the game right? *laughter* 
 
Suzuki: *laughs* Yes, the show's over I believe. 
 
Shin: Great job everyone! Don't miss our next show. *Suzuki and Jin walk out to the stage as Botan and I stand up* Hope you enjoyed this show and good night! 
 
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I had to do this one in parts, but I think it lagged a bit at the end, though that was the first time I tried the game of Sit, Stand, and Lay (Down / Bend). Hope you enjoyed it, I promise you my next one will be better. I'm really getting into this ^_^. Here's a peek at what I have in store for the next show. 
 
** Yusuke's back and more daring than ever. 
 
** One of the requested games: Superheros! 
 
** Guess who flew in to town to be our fan girl control! Another special guest! 
 
Stay tuned for the next show and G'night! 
 
 
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