Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ You Must Die ❯ His Onna ( Chapter 6 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Kuramas gurl 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.24.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 233 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Drama / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.24.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 233 | Status: Completed
KG: um, hi
Sasha: is that all you've got to say?
KG: no, well maybe.
Hiei: this onna is supposed to be writing a great fanfic?
KG: oh, I'm a great writer, am I? I just write fanfics.
Hiei: Hnn.
KG: special dedication tojuju8839, again cuz no one else commented, muchas gracias!
Sasha: English please.
Kurama: it means thanks a lot.
KG: *grins*
Botan: and it begins.
KG: I don't own YYH, but sometimes I wish I did.
"Your name's Yumi right?" asked one of Yumi's new classmates.
"Uh-huh." Yumi replied boredly. This is so lame. Yumi thought to herself. How could I have ever thought that this would be fun?
"You're living with Shuichi, because of where the exchange offices put you right?" squealed another classmate.
"Who?" Yumi blurted before realizing that they were talking about Kurama. "Oh, right. Yes I am."
"Oh, we're so jealous." all five of the girls squealed.
"Why?"
(*A/N I'm not bothering to give the Shuichi fans names, so they're known as one, two, three, four, and five.*)
"He's just the most perfect, wonderful man in all the land." said one.
"With his gorgeous emerald eyes," said two.
"And his long, scarlet locks." said three.
"And his utter sexiness." said four.
"Please, you guys are giving Yo- er, Shuichi too much credit. He's not really all that great as you described him. I've known him for quite a while, and he's not that great."
"Oh really?" said two. "And just how do you know him?"
"Simple," Yumi said. "I'm his onna." Yumi smiled brightly. Behind her, Kurama tripped over a chair. Yumi turned around and looked at Kurama. "Yo- er, Shuichi, you agree with me don't you? I mean, you stated it first."
"You shouldn't be so proud of being called his onna." five said. "It's the twenty-first century girl! Women are free and no longer oppressed or owned by men!" five grabbed Yumi's hands. "You've gotta stand up to Shuichi. You gotta say 'Shuichi, you don't own me. I'm a free bird who needs to be released from her cage!' did you get all that?"
Yumi pulled her hands away from five and said flatly. "Been there done that. Didn't turn out all that great. After I said something along those lines, he bit me." Yumi heaved an over dramatic sigh, got up, sat in Kurama's lap and put her arm around his neck.
"He-he-he bit you?" the five squealing girls looked at Kurama with widened eyes.
"Yeah, but I forgave him for it, eventually." Yumi smiled at Kurama. She pulled herself closer to him and laid a soft kiss on his lips. The girls stood with their jaws open when she pulled away, both of them were smiling. The five girls' jaws dropped.
"Ladies, pick your jaws up off of the floor, and Miss. Washburn, (*A/N I spent almost a half hour thinking up a last name for Yumi, and it ended up being the name brand of my guitar case, which I don't own the name*) place your bottom in the chair where it belongs and not on Mr. Minamino's lap."
"Yes Sensei." the girls said.
"But Sensei," Yumi said innocently. "where I come from, it's normal and perfectly excusable for a girl to be sitting on a boy."
"Where you come from, it's normal for someone to have pointy ears and a tail." Kurama whispered so only Yumi could hear.
"We aren't in your home country now, are we? So remove yourself from Mr. Minamino and sit in a chair." Sensei ordered
"Yeah, yeah." Yumi slid off Kurama into the chair next to him. Then she mumbled "If we were in my home country, I would have sliced you in half for interpreting my moment with Yoko."
Kurama heard her and smiled. He knew that it was taking all of her will not to jump on the desk and start dancing, (*A/N special thanks to SC of Health class for the idea*) or to slash the teacher into pieces which is why Kurama confiscated her flowers when they got to school. They were currently sitting in Kurama's bag and out of her reach until school lets out.
If only I had my daisy spear, I could put it straight through her heart and have that for lunch instead of whatever it is that Yoko's mother gave us. Yumi thought agitated. Why couldn't he just let me sit in his room and wait for him?
"Yoko, where're we going." Yumi asked. Lunchtime had come.
"I have to retrieve the milk cartons this week. The guy who usually delivered them to the classes retired last year, and no one's bothered to hire a new one so the students have to pick up their class's from the fridge." Kurama said.
"Oh, ok."
Yumi watched Kurama walk into the giant refrigerator. Behind her, a dark demon grabbed her. Before Yumi had a chance to respond, the demon had rendered her unconscious. The demon lifted her over his shoulder, stepped out the window and flew off revealing his large wings.
Kurama walked out of the fridge with two crates filled with milk cartons. "All right, let's get back to the class." Kurama said with a smile. "Er, Yumi?" He looked around for Yumi. "Ugh, she must've run off. I'll see her later, I guess." Kurama left back to class, unaware that his mate had been kidnaped.
&nbs p; Sasha: you are a cruel onna.
KG: says you. I originally thought that this would be a short fanfic, but that was until Yumi got kidnaped.
Kurama: the story unfolds from here.
KG: *tears* you mean it wasn't interesting before?
Kurama: no, that's not what I meant
KG: yes it is! *starts bawling*
Hiei: this is pathetic
Botan: *laughs nervously* comment please. It's not going over well in spirit world that KG has to bribe people to comment.
Sasha: is that all you've got to say?
KG: no, well maybe.
Hiei: this onna is supposed to be writing a great fanfic?
KG: oh, I'm a great writer, am I? I just write fanfics.
Hiei: Hnn.
KG: special dedication tojuju8839, again cuz no one else commented, muchas gracias!
Sasha: English please.
Kurama: it means thanks a lot.
KG: *grins*
Botan: and it begins.
KG: I don't own YYH, but sometimes I wish I did.
"Your name's Yumi right?" asked one of Yumi's new classmates.
"Uh-huh." Yumi replied boredly. This is so lame. Yumi thought to herself. How could I have ever thought that this would be fun?
"You're living with Shuichi, because of where the exchange offices put you right?" squealed another classmate.
"Who?" Yumi blurted before realizing that they were talking about Kurama. "Oh, right. Yes I am."
"Oh, we're so jealous." all five of the girls squealed.
"Why?"
(*A/N I'm not bothering to give the Shuichi fans names, so they're known as one, two, three, four, and five.*)
"He's just the most perfect, wonderful man in all the land." said one.
"With his gorgeous emerald eyes," said two.
"And his long, scarlet locks." said three.
"And his utter sexiness." said four.
"Please, you guys are giving Yo- er, Shuichi too much credit. He's not really all that great as you described him. I've known him for quite a while, and he's not that great."
"Oh really?" said two. "And just how do you know him?"
"Simple," Yumi said. "I'm his onna." Yumi smiled brightly. Behind her, Kurama tripped over a chair. Yumi turned around and looked at Kurama. "Yo- er, Shuichi, you agree with me don't you? I mean, you stated it first."
"You shouldn't be so proud of being called his onna." five said. "It's the twenty-first century girl! Women are free and no longer oppressed or owned by men!" five grabbed Yumi's hands. "You've gotta stand up to Shuichi. You gotta say 'Shuichi, you don't own me. I'm a free bird who needs to be released from her cage!' did you get all that?"
Yumi pulled her hands away from five and said flatly. "Been there done that. Didn't turn out all that great. After I said something along those lines, he bit me." Yumi heaved an over dramatic sigh, got up, sat in Kurama's lap and put her arm around his neck.
"He-he-he bit you?" the five squealing girls looked at Kurama with widened eyes.
"Yeah, but I forgave him for it, eventually." Yumi smiled at Kurama. She pulled herself closer to him and laid a soft kiss on his lips. The girls stood with their jaws open when she pulled away, both of them were smiling. The five girls' jaws dropped.
"Ladies, pick your jaws up off of the floor, and Miss. Washburn, (*A/N I spent almost a half hour thinking up a last name for Yumi, and it ended up being the name brand of my guitar case, which I don't own the name*) place your bottom in the chair where it belongs and not on Mr. Minamino's lap."
"Yes Sensei." the girls said.
"But Sensei," Yumi said innocently. "where I come from, it's normal and perfectly excusable for a girl to be sitting on a boy."
"Where you come from, it's normal for someone to have pointy ears and a tail." Kurama whispered so only Yumi could hear.
"We aren't in your home country now, are we? So remove yourself from Mr. Minamino and sit in a chair." Sensei ordered
"Yeah, yeah." Yumi slid off Kurama into the chair next to him. Then she mumbled "If we were in my home country, I would have sliced you in half for interpreting my moment with Yoko."
Kurama heard her and smiled. He knew that it was taking all of her will not to jump on the desk and start dancing, (*A/N special thanks to SC of Health class for the idea*) or to slash the teacher into pieces which is why Kurama confiscated her flowers when they got to school. They were currently sitting in Kurama's bag and out of her reach until school lets out.
If only I had my daisy spear, I could put it straight through her heart and have that for lunch instead of whatever it is that Yoko's mother gave us. Yumi thought agitated. Why couldn't he just let me sit in his room and wait for him?
"Yoko, where're we going." Yumi asked. Lunchtime had come.
"I have to retrieve the milk cartons this week. The guy who usually delivered them to the classes retired last year, and no one's bothered to hire a new one so the students have to pick up their class's from the fridge." Kurama said.
"Oh, ok."
Yumi watched Kurama walk into the giant refrigerator. Behind her, a dark demon grabbed her. Before Yumi had a chance to respond, the demon had rendered her unconscious. The demon lifted her over his shoulder, stepped out the window and flew off revealing his large wings.
Kurama walked out of the fridge with two crates filled with milk cartons. "All right, let's get back to the class." Kurama said with a smile. "Er, Yumi?" He looked around for Yumi. "Ugh, she must've run off. I'll see her later, I guess." Kurama left back to class, unaware that his mate had been kidnaped.
&nbs p; Sasha: you are a cruel onna.
KG: says you. I originally thought that this would be a short fanfic, but that was until Yumi got kidnaped.
Kurama: the story unfolds from here.
KG: *tears* you mean it wasn't interesting before?
Kurama: no, that's not what I meant
KG: yes it is! *starts bawling*
Hiei: this is pathetic
Botan: *laughs nervously* comment please. It's not going over well in spirit world that KG has to bribe people to comment.