Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Bloopers ❯ Chapter 1

Something I made because I WAS JUST SO F***ING BORED!!!

Yu Yu Bloopers

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(Yusuke is walking down the street.)

Yusuke: HOW CAN MY DAY GET ANY WORSE?! -kicks a can and three guys

surround him-

Kuwabara: Urameshi.

Yusuke: Hey, Kuwa....Ku...Kuba…Can't we just call him "Bob"?

Director: NO!

Kuwabara: What was my line?

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(Start of the opening theme. Botan flies up and does a flip on her oar. She falls off.)

Botan: OW! Damn f***ing oar! Son of a b***!

Everyone: 0.0'

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(Yusuke fighting with Rando and is hanging upside down over the pond.)

Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. He was given a second chance at life by being a

Spirit Detective until he was eaten by a FISH!

(A fish jumps up)

Fish: Magikarp

Yusuke: 0.0

Everyone: 0.0

Director: CUT! Where did that Pokemon come from?!

L. Brother: Hello!

Director: Why did you put that Pokemon in the pond?!

L. Brother: Those fish were so big and scary!

Everyone: -_-'

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(Yusuke is held by Hiei's energy binds. Hiei is float in the air a few feet from him.)

Hiei: Ha, ha! As you can see, my Jagan allows me some extra abilities.

Yusuke: Urg!

SNAP!

Hiei: 0.0 What was that?

SNAP!

Yusuke: There it is again.

SNAP!

(Hiei fell)

Hiei: Damned friggin' wire! Son of a b***! F***ing piece of SHIT!!

Everyone: 0.0'

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(Kurama, Gouki, and Hiei were in the clearing after the stole the three treasures.)

Hiei: -cuts a tree and it turns into a demon- Ha, ha! With the Shadow Sword we can make an army of demons!

Gouki: - holds up Orb of Baast- And with this beauty we can feed them.

Hiei: In three days the moon will be full.-looks at Kurama-

Kurama: I am sorry. But I am ending our partnership.

Gouki: What?

Hiei: Why, Kurama?

Kurama: BECAUSE HE'S SO DAMN UGLY!!!-points to Gouki-

Hiei & Gouki: 0.0'

Director: KURAMA!!!

Kurama: What? What did I say?

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(Yusuke and Jin are fighting in their round and Jin was about to attack Yusuke.)

Jin: I'll blow you down with a big cyclone! -gets ready for attack-

FART!

Everyone: O.o

Jin: -blush- I did NOT mean to do that!

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(The gang is in Maze Castle and is in the room with all the doors)

Hiei: There seems to be a maze in Maze Castle.

Yusuke: All right, Mr. Sensitive, which door?

(Kuwabara looked at the doors for a minute)

Kuwabara: Second door on the left.

Hiei: How do we know it's just a guess?

Kuwabara: Shuddup, shorty! It has the same feeling as the first two beasts. Something strong, something scary. -He opens door-

Fan girls: -waving Kurama & Hiei banners- We LOVE you, Kurama! We LOVE you,

Hiei!

Kurama & Hiei: AAH! Nothing's scarier than that!

Fangirls: AAH! Nothing's uglier than that! -Points at Kuwabara and ran.-

Kuwabara: 0.0'

Director: CUT!!

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(Yusuke and Toguro faced each other off in the final round.)

Yusuke: Eat Spirit Gun, Toguro! -Points Spirit Gun at Toguro and nothing happens-

Everyone: 0.0'

Director: CUT! Yusuke, isn't a Spirit Gun supposed to come out?

Yusuke: Must have short circuited.

Director: Okay people, take five. Yusuke, get it to work.

(Five minutes later)

Yusuke: Eat Spirit Gun, Toguro! -Points Spirit Gun at Toguro and nothing happens-

Director: Yusuke!

Yusuke:-Looks at finger- I don't know what's wr...-Gun goes off in his face-

Everyone: 0.0

Yusuke: Damn finger! Stupid son of a b***!

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(Hiei and Seiryu fighting. Hiei has his katana and Seiryu is attacking with his Ice Dragon)

Yusuke: He's going to turn the whole room into an ice skating ring!

Kuwabara:-hair froze- Not just the room. I really wish I had my jacket back!

Hiei -dodges another attack and lands on a wall-

SNAP!

Hiei: Oh no.

SNAP!

Yusuke: Not again.

SNAP!

Hiei: -falls-

Hiei: DAMNED WIRES!! F****ING SON OF A B****!!!!

Everyone: - anime fall and sweat drop. Yusuke's foot twitching in the air.-

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(Kurama and Urashima fighting in the last round)

Urashima: This is the Idunn Box. With it I can make you not ever exist. -Opens box-

(Kurama starts to get distorted and reviews memories)

Voice: Wheres is us?

Everyone: 0.0

(Smoke dissolved to reveal Gollum.)

Gollum: Wheres is Sméagol?

Director: Where is Youko?

(In LOTR)

Sam: Who are you?

Youko: I'm Kurama.

Frodo: Where's Gollum?

Youko: Where am I?

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(Kuwabara and his gang are walking down the street while Botan and Spirit Yusuke watch.)

Yusuke: Him?! Isn't there another person?

Botan: I'm afraid not.

Yusuke: No way am I entering his body!

Botan: Here's my impression of Yusuke, "Look at me, I'm burning!"

Yusuke: Fine! Just stop that!

(Suddenly Kuwabara freezes.)

Okubo: Kuwabara, are you all right?

Kuwabara: No! -Does potty dance- I have to pee! -Runs off set-

Everyone: 0.0'

Director: CUT!!

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That's my last one so no more reviews on wanting more! But comments are accepted.And flames, liquefy, staking.*names one thousand and one ways of negative reviews* My brother wanted one where Kuwabara needed to go to the bathroom and I made one to SHUT HIM UP!!!