Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho and the Holy Grail ❯ King Yusuke of Camelot ( Chapter 1 )

Discaimer: I don't own monty python and I don't own yyh. Ok? Ok then on to the summary. ^_^

Summary: yet another crazy fic from me, the fair and beautiful darkdemonchild.

Everyone: *cough cough not cough cough *

Ddc: oh shut up. Anyway, I'm sure you've seen monty python and the holy grail? Well if you haven't then this fic will make absolutely no sense whatsoever, considering it's the yyh gang all acting out the parts of the monty python gang in monty python and the holy grail. And with no further ado, I give you the first chapter of Yu Yu Hakusho and the Holy Grail. ^_~ and I would do the funny credits, but they're too hard.

Scene 1

Yusuke: *dressed up as a king * I can't believe we are actually doing this stupid movie. I swear I'm going to kill Koenma for talking us into this.

Kuwabara: *dressed as peasant with two coconuts in hand and heavy pack on back* You think you got it hard! Look at me! I, the mighty Kuwabara Kazuma, am dressed like a PEASANT!!!

Yusuke: well now we all know your true past *laughs *

Darkdemonchild: ok ok enough chit chat. We have a movie to film here!!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Ugh do we have to?!?!

Ddc: yes we do! Now please just read your lines. And, places everyone! Lights! Camera! Action!

Random demon: *holds up sign that says England, 932 A.D.*

Yusuke: *pretends to be galloping on a horse through mysterious fog towards mysterious dark castle *

Kuwabara: *his hitting the coconuts together to make galloping sounds *

Jin: *pokes head over castle wall * hiya Urameshi!

Ddc: grrrrrrrr >_< JIN IT ISN'T YOUR TURN YET!!!

Jin: *gulps and runs away *

Touya: *appears and attempts to do a British accent * Halt! Who goes there?

Yusuke: Ummm *finds script and reads from it while doing fake British accent* It is I, Arthur, Uther what?!? What the hell kind of a name is THAT?!?

Ddc: just skip the name

Yusuke: ok. Son of who-knows and from the castle Camelot. King of the Britains. Defeater of the Saxtons. Sovereign of all England.

Touya: pull the other one

Yusuke: I am, and this is my trusty servant, Patsy.

Everyone off stage: *laughing their asses off at Kuwabara being named Patsy *

Yusuke: We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me at my court in Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.

Touya: What, ridden on a horse?

Yusuke: Yes

Touya: You're using coconuts!

Yusuke: What?

Touya: You've got two empty halves of a coconut and you're banging them together!

Yusuke: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land. Through the kingdom of mercia, through..

Touya: Where'd ya get the coconuts?

Yusuke: We found them.

Touya: Found them?!?! In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

Yusuke: What do you mean?

Touya: Well this is a temperate zone.

Yusuke: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are no strangers to our lands?

Touya: Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Yusuke: Not at all! They could be carried.

Touya: What? A swallow carried a coconut?

Yusuke: It could grip it by the husk.

Touya: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!

Yusuke: Well it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here?

Touya: *pause * Listen, in order to maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?

Yusuke: Please!

Touya: Am I right?

Yusuke: I'm not interested!

Jin: *walks up from somewhere else in the castle wall * It could be carried by an African swallow.

Touya: Oh yeah an African swallow maybe but not a European swallow, that's my point.

Jin: Oh yeah I agree with that.

Yusuke: *raises voice * Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?

Touya: But then of course African swallows are non migratory.

Jin: Oh yeah

Touya: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *"galloping" away, aka pretend to be galloping while Kuwabara bangs the coconuts together again *

Jin: Wait a minute! Supposing TWO swallows carried it together?

Touya: No they'd have to have it on a line.

Jin: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper.

Touya: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?

Jin: Well why not?

*scene dwindles away *

Ddc: Ok ok that was better than nothing! But we still have another scene to film before the end of today. So lets make this good!

Yusuke: Um aren't we gonna do that over cus Jin messed up in the beginning?

Ddc: are you kidding me? Do you think we have enough money to film each scene more than once? That's why we have to do this right the very first time! Now get into places! Yusuke you don't come in for a bit. Now people, lights! Camera! Action!

Scene 2

Random demon #2: *pretends to be dead and gets thrown onto the pile of other pretending to be dead demons *

Kurama: *hitting bell * Bring out your dead! *hits bell again * Bring out your dead!

Random demons #'s 3, 4, 5, and 6: *pulling cart loaded with random pretending to be dead demons *

Random demons #'s 7-20: *lying around pretending to be sick or dying *

Kurama: *hitting bell * Bring out your dead! *hits bell again * Bring out your dead! *hits bell again * Bring out your dead! *does this 5 more times until Hiei walks up caring Kuwabara on his should *

Hiei: Here's one.

Kurama: *holds out hand * Nine pence.

Kuwabara: I'm not dead!

Kurama: What was that?

Hiei: Nothing here's your nine pence.

Kuwabara: I'm not dead!!

Kurama: Here, he says he's not dead!

Hiei: Yes he is.

Kuwabara: I'm not!

Kurama: He isn't?

Hiei: Well, he will be soon he's very ill.

Kuwabara: I'm getting better!

Hiei: No your not you'll be stone dead in a moment.

Kurama: Well I can't take him like that! It's against regulations!

Kuwabara: I don't want to go on the cart!

Hiei: Oh don't be such a baby.

Kurama: I can't take him.

Kuwabara: I feel fine!

Hiei: Well, do us a favor?

Kurama: I can't!

Hiei: Well can you wait around a couple of minute? He won't be long.

Kurama: No I've got to go to the Robinsons.They've lost 9 today.

Hiei: Well when's your next round?

Kurama: Thursday

Kuwabara: I think I'll go for a walk!

Hiei: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something you can do?

Kuwabara: I feeeellll hhhaaappppyyy!!!!

Kurama: *looks over shoulder then hits Kuwabara on head with wooden spoon that he was hitting bell with, killing Kuwabara *

Hiei: Ah thanks very much

Kurama: Ah not t'all. See you on Thursday.

Hiei: Right, all right.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: *Kuwabara puts dummy in place, dresses back up as peasant. They ride by Kurama and Hiei with the coconuts *

Hiei: Who's that there?

Kurama: I don't know. Must be a king.

Hiei: Why?

Kurama: He hasn't got shit all over him.

*scene dwindles away *

Ddc: Ok that was perfect! You guys actually didn't mess up!

Kurama: Can I go take a shower or something now? This mud is ruining my face.

Hiei: Mine too.

Ddc: of course of course. Can't have your features ruined now can we? Well now, I think we can call that a day.

Jin: Aww I barely got any lines!

Ddc: Oh you want more?

Jin: Yup!

Ddc: Oh so that means you want to be the annoying farmer in the next scene?

Touya: Hey wait! That's my role! Jin can't have it!

Ddc: Sorry Jin you're out of luck for now. I promise to give you more lines in the future, ok?

Jin: *shuffles feet nervously * Can I…can I be one of the knights?

Ddc: Oh you'll definitely be a knight, I'm just not sure whether you'll be one of the main knights or just one of the singing ones from Camelot.

Koenma: *comes in from back stage * Hey what about me? When am I going to be in this movie?

Ddc: It's a surprise.

Yusuke: *yawns * Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm beat. Lets go home and sleep.

Hiei: *smirks * What, all the galloping wear you down?

Yusuke: Hey that galloping is very good exercise I'll have you know. Besides, you only had to carry Kuwabara on your shoulders for a few minutes.

Hiei: Hey! He's like a sumo wrestler! Don't say "Oh you only had to carry Kuwabara for a few minutes". I was almost crushed!!!

Yusuke: Good point. Ok then I'm still beat. Lets go home and get some sleep.

Everyone: Ok!

Darkdemonchild: Soooooo who did you guys like it? If it's incredibly stupid and you hate it then just tell me and I'll get rid of the story. If you luv it and want me to continue it, then tell me and I'll continue it. Either way, REVIEW!!!! Please I'm begging you I need reviews in order for this fic to be worth my time. Cus I'm serious, it takes me a long time to write up one scene, cus I have to put in mp and the holy grail, then go to that scene, then pause it when I get the right lines, then start it up again only to pause again, and that just goes on and on. So review! *cute innocent voice *Pweaz? ^_^