Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho and the Holy Grail ❯ Idiotic Guards and the Not-Quite-Dead-Yet Concorde ( Chapter 7 )

Disclaimer: Lalalalalala I dddoooonnn'tttttt oowwwwnnn *cough cough weeze dies * x_x

Kuri: *uncovering ears * Is it over yet? *sees ddc on the ground * -_-;;;;;;;; ok stop being over dramatic

Ddc: x_x throat….voice…gone…swim…meet….cheering… .can't…sing…*cough cough weeze *

Kuri: -_-;;;;; fine you big baby. Ddc owns nothing. And lucky for you she can't sing today cus she cheered too much at her swim meet and lost her voice.

Ddc: AND WAS WATCHING THE REALLY CUTE GUY FROM MY SUMMER LEAUGE CLUB!!!!!

Kuri: Well someone found her voice again.

Ddc: I mean…*cough cough weeze dies * x_x

Kuri: -_-;;;; ROLE SUMMARY PLEASE!!!

Summary: Weeeeee ok that was a completely random disclaimer but that's ok! And for the summary: Ok I swear I didn't mess up the order of scenes with the Tale of Sir Lancelot and the Knights of Ni. I HAVE THE SCRIPT DAMMIT! Ok sorry, swim meets make me so emotional. ^_^;;;;;; and when cute guys are there it's even better. And did I mention that my age group was the only one to win? BU YA!!!!! Ok on with the story, seeing as I doubt anyone wants to hear my life story.

Yusuke: *crying * My lovely doughnuts! We were destined to be together, and now, we are once again being forced apart. What a cruel, cruel world is the world that we live in today, when two star-crossed lovers must take their lives.

Ddc: -_-;;; by any chance are you trying out for Romeo and Juliet? And your co-star is a doughnut?

Yusuke: Yes!! How did you know?!!?!?

Ddc: -_-;;;;; why me? Why ME?!?!?!?

Kurama: Because we love torturing you.

Kurama *turns Yoko *: Can I sing the Oogie Boogie song?

Ddc: *anime fall * Where did that come from?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yoko: Pretty please?!?!?!?!?! I have a truly lovely singing voice! See I'll give you a free example!

Yoko: *breaks into song * Well, well, well, what have we here?

Sandy Claws, huh?

Oh, I'm really scared!

The one everybody's talkin' about, ha ha

You're jokin, you're jokin'

I can't believe my eyes.

You're jokin' me, you gotta be

This can't be the right guy

He's ancient! He's ugly

I don't know which is worse

I might just split a seam now

If I don't die laughing first

Ddc: STOP!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!

Yoko: *keeps singing * When Mr. Oogie Boogie says

There's trouble close at hand

You'd better pay attention now

`Cause I'm the Boogie Man

And if you aren't shakin'

Then there's something very wrong

Because this may be the last time now

That you hear the boogie song, ooohh

Hiei Yusuke and Kuwabara: Ohhh

Yoko: Oohhh

Sniper Jin Touya Itsuki Sensui Chuu and Koenma: Ohh

Yoko: Oohh

Sniper Jin Touya Itsuki Sensui Chuu and Koenma: Ooohhh he's the Oogie Boogie Man

Ddc: *running around waving swords * THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY!!!! NOT A MUSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *running away *

Hiei: AAAHHH!!!! ATTACK OF THE RABID DIRECTOR!!!!!!

Ddc: -_-;;;; Just start the damn scene already

*Scene 14 *

Koenma: The Tale of Sir Robin

Kuwabara: *nudges Yusuke * Launcelot

Koenma: I mean, the Tale of Sir Launcelot.

Yusuke: One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Karasu: *grumbling why me!?!??! * *says in a girly voice * What, the curtains?

Yusuke: -_-;;;; No not the curtains, lad. All that you can see, stretched out over the hills and valleys of this land! This'll be your kingdom, lad.

Karasu: *still girly voice * But Mother…

Yusuke: Father, lad. Father.

Karasu: B…b…but Father, I don't want any of that.

Yusuke: Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show `em. It sank into the swamp. So I build a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fifth one…

Ddc: *holding up sign saying Fourth *

Yusuke: But the FOURTH one…stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get lad! The strongest castle in these islands.

Karasu: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather…

Yusuke: Rather what?!

Karasu: Rather…

*random dramatic music *

Just…DANCE! *starts doing a jig *

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;; *holds up sign saying Sing You Moron Sing! *

Karasu: *pouting * Fine. I'd rather just sing.

Yusuke: *waving hands around frantically * Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen lad. In twenty minutes you're getting married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in Britain.

Karasu: B…But I don't want land.

Yusuke: Listen Alice…

Karasu: Herbert *thinking: What kind of a name is Herbert?!?!?! *

Yusuke: `Erbert. We live in a blood swamp! We need all the land we can get!!! (a/n: I sense contradiction, don't you? ^_~ gotta love MP and the Holy Grail ^_^)

Karasu: But…But I don't like her.

Yusuke: Don't like her?!?! What's wrong with her?!!?!? She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge…*hands pausing over chest * tracts o' land! (a/n: perv. ^_^;;;)

Karasu: I know (a/n: AH! HE AGREES!! Hahahaha ok I'm done) but I want the…the girl that I marry to have…

*music starting up again *

a certain…special…something!

Yusuke: *waving arms again * Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so get used to the idea! *smacks Karasu *

Karasu: Ah! How dare you! *smacks Yusuke back *

Yusuke: Ow! Hey! *smacks Karasu again *

Karasu and Yusuke: *getting into girly slapping fight like the ones on soap operas *

Kurama: Um shouldn't we stop them?

Ddc: Hahaha no this is entertainment.

Kurama: *kicks Ddc out of director's chair * OK YOU GUYS! STOP IT!!!!

Ddc: HEY!! THAT'S MY CHAIR!!!!

Kurama: Tehehehe *runs away *

Yusuke: Guards! Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

Kuwabara: *thinking: Yay!! I got lines!!!! * Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.

Kuwabara: And you'll come and get him.

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: Right.

Kuwabara: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.

Yusuke: No, no. Leaving the room.

Kuwabara: Leaving the room. Yes. *sniffs *

*silence *

Yusuke: All right?

Kuwabara: Right

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: Right.

Kuwabara: Oh, if…if.. if…uhh…if…if… w…ehh…i…if…if we…

Yusuke: Yes? What is it?

Kuwabara: Oh, i…if…i…oh…

Yusuke: Look, it's quite simple.

Kuwabara: Uh…

Yusuke: You just stay here, and make sure `e doesn't leave the room. All right?

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: Right

Kuwabara: Oh, I remember! Uhh, can he leave the room with us?

Yusuke: N…no no. No. You just keep him in there, and make sure he…

Kuwabara: Oh yes. We'll keep him in here, obviously. But if he had to leave, and we were with him…

Yusuke: No, no, no, no. Just keep him in here…

Kuwabara: Until you, or anyone else…

Yusuke: No, not anyone else. Just me.

Kuwabara: Just you.

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: Get back.

Kuwabara: Get back.

Yusuke: All right?

Kuwabara: Right. We'll stay here until you get back.

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: *peeps head through cardboard door * And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.

Kuwabara: What?

Yusuke: Make sure `e doesn't leave!

Kuwabara: The Prince?

Karasu: *standing by window with name tag saying Hi My Name is The Prince Herbert *

Yusuke: 0.0 Yes. Make sure `e doesn't leave.

Kuwabara: Oh yes of course

Koenma: Hic!

Kuwabara: Ah. I thought you meant him! *points at Koenma * You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.

Yusuke: *rolls eyes * Is that clear?

Koenma: Hic!

Kuwabara: Oh quite clear. No problems

Yusuke: Right. *walks out *

Kuwabara and Koenma: *follow Yusuke *

Yusuke: Where are you going?!!?!?

Kuwabara: We're coming with you!

Yusuke: No no. I want you to stay here and make sure `e doesn't leave.

Kuwabara: Oh, I see. Right.

Karasu: *whining in girly voice * But Father!

Yusuke: Shut your noise you! And get that suit on! *leaves *

Karasu: *dramatically sprawls over window coach *

*music starts again *

Yusuke: *pokes head in * AND NO SINGING!!

Koenma: Hic!

Yusuke: Oh, go and get a glass of water.

Karasu: *goes to desk and writes and note in eligible hand writing without looking at paper and takes plastic bow with suction cup arrow and shoots it out window *

Kuwabara: *nodding and smiling *

*scene ends *

Ddc: Hahahaha that was great! Loved the name tag Kar.

Karasu: *bows * Thank you. Kuro thought it would be a nice touch.

Kuronue: *waving * I HAD A GOOD IDEA!!!! WEEEE!!!!

Ddc: -_-;;;; ok since we're on such a role lets go on with the next scene!!!

Everyone: *Groaning *

Ddc: Oh shut up and start filming and acting and all that fun stuff.

*Scene 15 *

Hiei: *riding his horse * Well taken, Concorde!

Kurama: *dressed as peasant banging coconuts together * Thank you sir! Most kind.

Hiei: *jumping onto stream rocks * And again! Over we go! Good. Steady… And now, the big one!!! Uuh! Come on, Concorde!

*suction cup arrow whizzes by and hits Kurama in the chest *

Kurama: Huh?!?! Oh! Uuuggghhh message for you sir. *collapses dramatically on the ground *

Hiei: Concorde! Concorde! Speak to me!!! *reads note attached * `To whoever finds this note: I have…*gasps * been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to marry against my will! Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the Tall Tower of Swamp Castle.' At last!! A call! A cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde, you shall not have died in vain!

Kurama: Um… I'm not quite dead, sir.

Hiei: Well, you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!

Kurama: I…I…I think I c…I could pull through, sir.

Hiei: Oh I see.

Kurama: *sitting up from Hiei's lap (a/n: THIS IS IN THE MOVIE!!!!!!! No flaming for yaoi please! This is actually what happens in the movie.) Actually, I think I'm all right to come with you, sir…

Hiei: *pushes Kurama back down * No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular…

*silence *

Hiei: *sighing and leaning on sword *

Kurama: Idiom, sir?

Hiei: Idiom!

Kurama: No, I feel fine, actually, sir.

Hiei: * "riding" off * Farewell, sweet Concorde!

Kurama: *sitting back against huge backpack * I'll, um, I'll just stay here then. Shall I sir? Yeah.

*end of scene *

Ddc: NO ONE MESSED UP!!!! *crying * You make me so happy. T_T

Kurama: GET ME OUT OF THESE FILTHY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!! *running around tearing at clothes *

Hiei: WEEEEE!!!! I'M A KNIGHT!!! I'M A KNIGHT!!!!

Kurama: *turns Yoko *

Yoko: *sees Hiei's armor * SHINY!!!!!!!!

Hiei: *turns around to see Yoko charging him *

Yoko: *prying off Hiei's armor because it's shiny *

Hiei: AAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ARMOR!!!! MY ARMOR!!!! *running away from Yoko trying to keep armor on *

Yoko: *chasing Hiei trying to steal armor *

Everyone else: *watching Yoko chasing Hiei *

Ddc: ^_^;;; ok who wants to stop them?

Yusuke: *making out with doughnut *

Ddc: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yusuke: What?! I'm practicing the party scene!

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;;;;;; you're hopeless. Ok I give up. *leaves *

Yusuke: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AT LAST!!! MY DOUGHNUT AND I CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!

Ddc: *comes back in and steals doughnut then leaves *

Yusuke: Nooooooooooooo *dies dramatically with fake plastic bouncy knife *

Yoko and Hiei: *still running around *

Sniper: I don't think this can possibly get any weirder

Mysterious voice: That's what YOU think!

Sniper: AHHH!!! WHO SAID THAT!??!?!?!?

Kuronue: *comes out from behind curtains * tehehehe I couldn't resist.

Darkdemonchild: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA ok that was amusing and fun to write. And now I gotta go to bed cus it's late and yeah all that fun stuff. So I'll do a short ending note. Which is: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW! And if I can I'll update faster. ^_^ ja ne until next chappie! ^_~