Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho and the Holy Grail ❯ The Old Man and the Knights Who Say NI ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: hahahahahaha you actually think I own anything?!?!?!?!

Kuri: If you do then I worry about your sanity.

Ddc: Don't sound so evil Kuri it's not nice.

Kuri: I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Ddc: Woah down Kit.

Kuri: I'M NOT A KIT!!!

Ddc: Ok fine then. Down doggie. ^_^

Kuri: -_-;;;;; why me?!

Summary: Ok once again a plea for forgiveness: I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!!!!! T_T I've been so super super super busy!!!! School bites doesn't it? Ok well for all my fanfiction.net people I have no idea when this will be up for you guys cus I got ANOTHER damn story banned for another STUPID reason which really pisses me off. I mean seriously. What do you think about this? My story Yu Yu Hakusho E-Mail Survey got banned because it was a LIST! ARE EMAIL SURVEY'S LISTS?!?!?!?!? NO!!!!! Rawr!!!!! *runs around punching random things * Ok I'm done. I'm cool. Must remain cool. Ahhh new Incubus cd. Very good for calming down. ^_^ ok well anyway I promise to update all my stories, including this one, much faster from now on. At least, I hope to. You can never tell with school. ^_^;;;; ok well anyway, on with the next chappie!!!! ^_^

Ddc: OK PEOPLE CHOP CHOP! WE GOT A TON OF STUFF TO WORK ON TODAY SO LETS GET STARTED!

Yusuke: No way! We're tired!!

Ddc: And why are you tired?!

Kuwabara: Because you've been working us half to death with your other stuff!

Ddc: If you're talking about Raindrops and Tears…

Kuwabara: Yup! That's exactly what I'm talking about!

Ddc: YOU AREN'T EVEN IN THAT STORY! I KILLED YOU OFF!!!

Kuwabara: ^_^;;;;;;; oops.

Ddc: -_-;;;; OK! LETS GET STARTED!

Kuwabara: Do I get more lines?!?!?!?!

Ddc: Right now NO! CUS YOU'RE ANNOYING ME!

Kuwabara: Whaaaaaa T_T

Ddc: Ok now seriously. Lets get started. I have other stuff to do!

Kurama: What? ARE YOU CHEATING ON US?!?!

Ddc: *animefall * What the hell are you talking about?!?!

Hiei: You are aren't you! You're working on other movies with other people aren't you.

Ddc: -_-;;;;; this is ridiculous

Hiei and Kurama: WHHHAAAA WE DON'T FEEL SPECIAL!!!!! T_T T_T

Yusuke: 0.0 I'm scared. Can I go home?

Ddc: NO!

Yusuke: Whaaaaaaa but I wanna go home!!!!!! T_T

Kuwabara: You are mean! You don't give me any lines! T_T

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;

Yusuke Kuwabara Kurama and Hiei: T_T T_T T_T T_T

Ddc: OK STOP CRYING OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASSES!!!!!! NOW LETS START!!!!!!

Kari: *pops in * HI GUYS!

Ddc: 0.0 what are you doing here Kit?

Kari: STOP CALLING ME THAT! I'M NOT A KIT!

Ddc: Yes you are. You're younger than me.

Kari: SO THAT MAKES IT OK TO CALL ME A KIT?!?!?!?!?!

Ddc: Um yeah.

Kari: -_-;;;;;; ok whatever. Anyway, anyone seen Chevy? He's missing.

Ddc: 0.0 Chevy's missing?!?! AHH! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE APOCOLIPSE!!!

Chevy: Tehehehehe *sneaks up behind Kura and jumps her *

Kuri: AHH!!!!!!!!

Kari: THERE YOU ARE YOU STUPID MUSE!!! Come on leave ddc's muse alone! We're going! Sorry Ddc. *leaves dragging Chevy away *

Kuri: 0.0 why me?! Why does he always jump ME?!

Ddc: This is too chaotic. Let's just start the damn scene already.

Hiei: I'm still mad at you you know.

Ddc: OK! START THE SCENE NOW!

*Scene 12 *

Kuwabara: *thinking: why me?!?! * *cackling like an old man on drugs * Heh, heheheheheh hahaha hehehehe!!! Hee hee hee ha ha ha…

Kurama and Yusuke: *watching Kuwabara cackle like a moron *

Kurama: *thinking: How come I don't have any lines here?! I'm too cool to not have lines!!!! *

Yusuke: *snickering * And this enchanter of whom you speak, he has seen the Grail?

Kuwabara: *still cackling * …Ha ha ha ha! Heh hee haha hee! Ha hee ha! Ha ha ha!

Yusuke: Where does he live?

Kuwabara: …hehehehehehehehe…

Yusuke: *getting annoyed * OLD MAN! Where does he live?

Kuwabara: *glaring * …hee ha ha ha. He knows of a cave, a cave which no man has entered.

Yusuke: Somehow I doubt that.

Ddc: -_-

Yusuke: ^_^;;;; I mean And the Grail. The Grail is there?

Kuwabara: There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.

Yusuke: Then how do they know it's the Gorge of Eternal Peril?

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;

Yusuke: ^_^;;;; But the Grail! Where is the Grail?!?!?!?!

Kuwabara: *pulls a Yoda accent * Seek you the Bridge of Death young Padowan.

Ddc: *anime fall* WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?!?!?!?

Kuwabara: Tehehehehe ^_^;;;;

Yusuke: ^_^;;;; The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Grail?

Kuwabara: Hehehehehehehehe!!!! Hahahahahahahha!!! Hee haha *disappears by pulling a blanket over himself *

*end of scene *

Ddc: WHAT WAS THAT WITH THE STAR WARS BIT?!

Kuwabara: I thought it would be funnier that way! And it gave me more lines!

Ddc: -_- ok no more lines for you! EVER! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kuwabara: Noooooooo *dies * x_x

Ddc: ^_^ I'm so evil. OK! NEXT SCENE!

Hiei: But we're so tired!!!

Ddc: -_- you weren't even in that scene!

Hiei: So? Just watching it made me tired!

Ddc: You sound like Koenma.

Hiei: 0.0 AHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around spazzing out *

Everyone: 0.0

Ddc: 0.0 ok next scene NOW!

*Scene 13 *

Yusuke and Kurama: *running around looking scared *

*spooky music playing *

Yusuke: *gets a close up of a scared face *

*mysterious figures running around *

*music stops *

Hiei: *standing on stilts in knight costume * NI!

Jin, Touya, Sniper, and Itsuki: NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!

Yusuke: *confused look * Who are you?

Hiei: We are the Knights who say…NI!

Itsuki: Why am I here?

Ddc: -_-;;;

Itsuki: Fine fine. NI!

Yusuke: *looks scared * No! Not the Knights who say Ni!

Hiei: The same! And I'm really tall too! Ha!

Ddc: Why me why me why me

Kurama: *snickering * Nice values Hiei.

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;

Kurama: I mean. Who are they?

Hiei: *glaring * We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Peng, and Neeee-wom!

Itsuki: -_-;; Neee-whom!

Yusuke: *to Kurama * Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!

Kurama: *under breath * I'm sure. I bet Hiei just stepped on them with his stilts.

Hiei: I heard that you know.

Kurama: ^_^;;;;;;

Ddc: >_<

Hiei: The Knights Who Say NI demand a sacrifice!!

Yusuke: Oh Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.

Hiei: NI!

Jin, Touya, Sniper, and Itsuki: NI! NI! NI! NI! NI!

Yusuke: AH! Ow! Ow! Ow! AGH!

Hiei: ^_^ We shall say NI again to you if you do not appease us.

Yusuke: -_-; Well, what is it you want?

Hiei: We want….

*drum roll *

Hiei: A SHRUBBERY!!!!!

*dramatic chord *

Yusuke: A what?!

Jin Touya Sniper and Itsuki: NI! NI! NI! NI!

Yusuke and Kurama: OW! OOHH!

Yusuke: Please, please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery!

Hiei: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through these woods alive!

Yusuke: Oh Knights of Ni, you are just and fair. We will return with a shrubbery.

Hiei: One that looks nice.

Yusuke: Eh? I mean, of course.

Hiei: And not too expensive.

Yusuke: Since when did you care about that?

Ddc: -_-

Yusuke: I mean, yes.

Hiei: Now…go!

*end of scene *

Ddc: Ok Kurama. I love you and all, you know that right?

Kurama: Yup! ^_^ I'm just so lovable.

Ddc: Good. So. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

Kurama: AH! *cringes into corner *

Ddc: FOLLOW YOUR LINES NEXT TIME!

Kurama: *crying * Whaaaaaa yes ma'am! T_T

Ddc: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;

Hiei: *walking around on stilts * WEEE!!! I'M TALL I'M TALL!!!!!

Kuwabara: -_-; he's pathetic

Hiei: *hits Kuwabara with stilt * SHUT UP! SHRIMP! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kuwabara: Owwww my head!!! @_@

Hiei: WEEE!!!!! *running around with stilts *

Kurama: Hiei! Don't run with stilts or you'll….

Hiei: *falls into jumbled pile *

Kurama: …fall over.

Hiei: Owwwwwww @_@

Ddc: -_-;;; this is too weird for me. I'm gone. AND I EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE HERE THIS TIME TOMORROW!

Yusuke: Sure whatever *eating doughnuts *

Ddc: Oh yeah I forgot to tell you. Kieko says you're on a diet. No doughnuts for you! MUHAHAHAHA!!! *steals doughnuts *

Yusuke: NOOO!!!!!!!!! *crying * T_T

Darkdemonchild: Whaaaaa this chapter was too short!!! I'm sorry. I didn't want to do another scene. My mom won't stop nagging at me to finish typing up something. So now I need to go type it up really fast before she gets back from running. Rawr stupid slavedriver mothers. Don't you hate em? Anyway, please review! And I'll try to update faster! I promise! Oh, and to Katiegrrl1016 on mediaminer.org, if you're reading this. I live near Berkeley. ^_^ Isn't the weather just GREAT? I love it when it's in the 80s! ^_^ and San Francisco rocks! ^_^