Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers ❯ Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Yu Yu Hakusho Bloopers

By: Cece Williams

((Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho at all, and I don't intend to.))

Kuwabara: If she did, then she'd have to make Kurama less gay.

Cece (me): (hits Kuwabara on the head with an iron skillet, knocking him flat) Stop calling him gay!

Yusuke: Well, Kuwabara, you asked for it.

Hiei: Hmph; he had it coming.

Kurama: (kneels down next to him) It is not wise to make a beautiful authoress angry.

Kuwabara: (holds his head, wincing) I know that now.

Kurama: Anyway, read and review. She's a very good writer, with a lot of imagination.

Cece: Aww… (hugs Kurama … tightly)

Kurama: (chokes) Okay, now would you please let go of me and start the chapter?

Cece: Okay. (lets Kurama go, Kurama sighing in relief) Here I go! Forgot to mention; they're not in order and some are from the dubbed version and some are directly from the Japanese versions, too, and…

Yusuke: Okay, now write it already!

Cece: (rolls her eyes) Fine, but Kurama's sitting next to me.

(Catcalls from the rest of the cast, excluding Hiei and Kurama, who is blushing)

Cece: Aw, shut up and let me concentrate!

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(Episode 14 - where Kurama pulls out his Rose Whip)

Kurama: Rose Whip!

(Whip cracks and hits his belt; severing it and making his pants fall to the floor)

Yusuke/Kuwabara: Go, Kurama!

Kurama: (embarrassed b/c he's standing there in his boxers) Uh… excuse me.

(Kurama runs off stage, holding his pants up, blushing madly while some of the crew and cast are catcalling him)

Director: Cut! Somebody help Kurama!

Random gay guy: I'll do it.

Director/rest of the cast: Not you!

(Episode 14 - same scene)

Kurama: Rose Whip!

(Scene goes as planned, except for the music, which is the "Indiana Jones" theme)

Yusuke: What the hell? This isn't Indiana Jones! (AN: Don't own him, either.)

Director: Cut! Someone kill the guy who screwed up!

(Hiei kills him before she could even ask for someone to do it)

Director: Thanks, Hiei.

(Episode 15 - when they tease Kuwabara after he beats Byakko)

Kuwabara: Now, come on; help me up!

Yusuke: But we can't, Kuwabara! Don't you remember? You said you'd kill us if we helped you.

Kurama: Yes, it goes against your honor code.

Hiei: He has a code of honor? (laughs) Now, that's funny.

Kuwabara: I'll show you funny when I get back up there.

Kurama: Uh, maybe we should leave him here and let him cool down.

Director: Cut! Kurama, Hiei, I swear… (sighs) Ah, the hell with it.

(Episode 15 - when the group heads into Byakko's lair)

Yusuke: Great, we're walking into a preheated oven.

Kuwabara: (sings Nelly's "Hot In Herrre" [AN: Don't own, unfortunately]) It's getting hot in here…

Hiei: PLEASE don't take off your clothes!

Kurama: Bad mental image… I shudder to think… (shudders)

Kuwabara: Up yours!

Director: Cut! (shakes her head) Uhh… I think I'm going to be sick.

Hiei: You too, huh?

Director: (nods her head, covering her mouth) Mm-hmm… (faints, falling out of her director chair)

Kurama: (runs over to the Director) Great … she's out cold.

Yusuke: Good going, Kuwabara!

(Episode 8 - when Kurama literally gets gutted … Don't worry, he's fine. … We think.)

Hiei: My Jagan Eye!

Yusuke: Hey, I'm unstuck. (looks at Kurama, his face in shock) And you've got a sword in your gut!

Kurama: (smiles, singing a parody of Queen's "Another One Bites the Dust" [AN: Don't own, either. {sobs until Kurama gives her a tissue} Thank you.]) And another one gone, and another one gone, another sword in my gut…

(Yusuke falls to the floor, laughing, while Hiei holds his stomach, laughing loudly)

Director: Oh, God, Kurama! (falls out of her chair again, laughing) OW!!!

(Episode 8 - same scene)

Hiei: My eye! My Jagan Eye!

Yusuke: Hey, I'm unstuck. (looks at Kurama, his face in shock) And you've got a sword in your gut!

Kurama: (face in feign shock) Oh, damn. (falls over, pretending to be dead)

(Director gasps in absolute horror)

Yusuke: Dude, that's not funny. (shakes Kurama's "lifeless" body) Dude?

Kurama: (looks at the Director, smiling while laughing slightly) Gotcha.

Director: Cut! Now that was definitely not funny, Suichi Minamino!

Hiei: Your name is what? (starts laughing uncontrollably, rolling on the floor)

Yusuke: Man, called by your real name. (in singsong) Ooh, someone's gonna get it.

Botan: (in singsong as well) I'll never tell.

Rest of cast: What?

Director: (in singsong voice) I have no idea.

(Episode 69 - when Yusuke asks Botan his question)

Yusuke: All right, Botan! Prove to me who you are by telling me your measurements.

(While Botan screams in surprise, Kuwabara starts laughing madly while Kurama only chuckles.)

Botan: What are you two laughing about? That is a very embarrassing question.

Kurama: (tries to keep himself from turning red) You should answer the boy, Botan.

Yusuke: Who are you calling boy, fox-boy?

Director: Cut! Yusuke, Kurama, you shouldn't be fighting at all! (blinks in confusion) Wait a minute, why do I get the feeling I heard that before?

(Quatre from "Gundam Wing" walks across the set. [AN: Don't own him either.])

Quatre: I get that a lot.

(Quatre walks off the set, leaving everyone confused.)

Entire cast: Who the hell was that?!

(Episode 7 - where Yusuke is supposed to meet Kurama at the hospital)

Yusuke: Well, here it is, the hospital.

(Kurama is nowhere to be found)

Director: Where's Kurama?

Kurama: (at the doughnut table) Chocolate with sprinkles … interesting.

Director: Cut! Everyone take five! Kurama's after the doughnuts… again.

(Episode 7 - same scene)

Yusuke: Well, here it is, the hospital.

Kurama: Good, you came.

Keiko: (being pulled in on a stretcher) Yusuke Urameshi, you better get your lazy ass here and help me with the baby!

(Kurama laughs, leaning against the outside of the hospital)

Yusuke: Wait a minute! You're not pregnant!

Keiko: Yusuke, I have to push!

Director: (laughs so hard she's crying) Cut! Oh, God … (holds her head)

Keiko: Can I take off this pregnancy suit now?

Director: Yes, you can.

(Episode 15 - when Hiei disses Kuwabara)

Hiei: That means there are only three fighters left, and one of them is useless.

Kuwabara: Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, short stuff!

Yusuke: Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but I think he was talking about you.

Kurama: (nods) Yes, I agree.

Director: Cut! Kurama, are you demented?

Kurama: No, just glad that someone else valued my opinion as well.

Director: (sighs) Oh, dear God. (hand to her head) Why me?

(Episode 69 - when Kurama scares the hell out of his rival)

Kaitou: Only "A" and "B" now. Just don't say a word. I'm finally gonna beat him, once and for all!

(Kurama comes down behind him, smiling)

Kurama: abba babba baba abba babababababababababaa!

(Crew laughs offset, with Kurama still hanging upside down, laughing)

Director: Cut! The line is (clears her throat and sounds like Kurama) Baaaaaaaaaa!!!

Kurama: I'm not a sheep.

Yusuke: That's your line, stupid!

Kurama: Oops.

Director: (writes in notebook) Note to self: keep Kurama AWAY from the doughnuts. Might need Hiei to hold him back.

Kurama: What am I, a cop?

Director: (keeps writing) Better yet … have Kuwabara eat them all.

Kuwabara: (at doughnuts table) Mmm, crème filled.

(Episode 69 - when Yana [that dude who was teasing Kuwabara] wakes up)

(Yana wakes up to see Botan, Hiei, and Kurama standing in front of him.)

Kurama: (in a deep voice) Play time is over.

Yana: (looks like he's gonna laugh his butt off) Man, what are you wearing?

(Kurama looks down and realizes he's wearing Iori Yagami's clothes [AN: Guy from "KOF", which I don't own. {sniffles}])

Director: Cut! Who stole Kurama's clothes?

(Kuwabara whistles innocently while they look at him)

Hiei: (draws his sword) Kuwabara!

(Kurama and Hiei chase after him, angry looks on their faces)

Kuwabara: It was just a joke, guys!

Director: (shakes her head) I've got to get a day job.

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Cece: Well, hope you've laughed your butts off with this stuff!

Hiei: (drags an unconscious Kuwabara back to them) He's such an idiot.

Cece/Kurama: (nod in agreement) Yes, I agree.

Yusuke: (in Porky Pig's voice) That's all folks!

Cece: I'll have another chapter full of this stuff later on when I watch more Yu Yu Hakusho! Be sure to watch it on Cartoon Network at 5:30pm Eastern time.

(Koenma holds up a sign which says "Shameless Plug.")

Kurama: (shakes his head) Cece, lay off the chocolate.

Cece: Can't help it. Ja ne, minna-san!

Everyone other than Kurama and Kuwabara, who is still KO'ed: Huh?!?!

Kurama: Translation - See you later, everyone!

(Everyone waves bye bye)