Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho E-Mail Survey ❯ Yusuke ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I own nothing! I don't even own this idea!!!! T_T

Summary: Yeah, I know you've probably read a million of these kinds of fics but that's ok! Cus now you get to here my versions in my E-mail Survey Series!!!! ^_^ and of course this series will span over more than just yu yu hakusho, it'll have *drum roll * Rurouni Kenshin! Night Walker! Fruits Basket! Maybe Dragonball Z! Maybe Pokemon! Ok probably not Pokemon. But you get the idea! And with no further ado, Anime E-Mail Survey's presents: YUSUKE! ^_^ hope you enjoy! After thought: This survey is based on an actual e-mail that my friend Sophia sent me. Other survey's may be used in future fics.

FULL NAME: Urimeshi Yusuke. Also known as Dimwit, pervert, bum, etc.

OTHER NAMES YOUR PARENTS WANTED TO NAME YOU: My mom wanted to name me Sally if I was a girl, or Arthur. ARTHUR! Thank you Koenma for whoever convinced her otherwise. I mean, isn't Arthur the name of an American kid cartoon or something?!!?!?!

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH OR SHOWERED?: Hmm…lets see. Oh yeah! Last Friday! ^_^

WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT OF YOUR RELATIVES?: RAIZEN!!! NO ONE CAN BEAT HAVING RAIZEN FOR A GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPA!!! I mean, sure he needs to eat some more and a serious hair cut, but he still kicks ass! He's a demon lord for pete's sake!

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A WAY TO CARRY ON AGAIN?: What kind of a question is this?!!?!?

6. WHO WAS THE FIRST CELEBRITY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON?: Um… I have no idea.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?: 14 I think, when Kieko brought me back to life. Unless you count when my mom was drunk. Ahhhh!!! Bad memories!!!!

8. IF YOU WON A $10,000 SHOPPING SPREE TO ONE STORE,

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK?: Do arcades count as stores?

ARE YOU:

9. AFRAID OF MICE?: Why would I be afraid of something that I can step on or blow up with my Rei gun?

10. AFRAID OF BUGS?: Makai bugs yes, Ningenkai bugs hell no. But have you seen Makai bugs?! They're so GROSS!

11. WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A "GOOD PERSON"?: Me! Oh, a definition. Right. Um someone who kicks ass for something they believe in. Like me! ^_^

12. VERY RELIGIOUS?: No way. I'm too busy kicking ass to bother with worrying about sins and all that stuff.

13. SELF-CENTERED?: Hello! I only died TWICE saving other people! What do you think?!?!

14. VERY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT PEOPLE THINK?: Well the teachers think I'm a low-class thug, and demons think I'm an evil person. So I guess yes.

15. ASHAMED TO CRY?: Oh my god YES! I mean, you saw how embarrassing that was at the Dark Tournament when I started blubbering about Kuwabara when he wasn't even dead!!!!!

16. CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT?: Um no I tend to blow it up too much to care.

17. EASILY GROSSED OUT?: No, I've seen too much nasty stuff to care. I mean, I see my mom every day! Doesn't that answer everything?

18. SICK OF REALITY TV SHOWS?: Too busy training and kicking ass to watch too many reality tv.

19. JUMPY/HIGH-STRUNG?: You would be too if you're fighting for your life or the salvation of the entire planet.

20. AFRAID OF THE UNKNOWN?: No way! I jump into the unknown all the time!

21. CONCERNED ABOUT VIOLENCE ON TV?: Why be concerned of that when I get beaten to death by an old hag and fight blood thirsty demons all the time?

22. VERY COMPETITIVE?: Hey I won the Dark Tournament! You gotta be competitive if you win that!

23. GULLIBLE?: I fell for Kuwabara pretending to be dead, so yes. Oh that was so embarrassing. T_T

24. VEGETARIAN?: Of course not! I need meat on my bones so I can kick ass!

25. NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?: Who knows. I sure as hell don't.

DO YOU:

26. DREAM IN COLOR?: Um…I think so. This is a stupid question.

27. BELIEVE HOROSCOPES HAVE TRUTH IN THEM?: No. I mean, one time I read one that says "You will have a happy, peaceful day on the 6th free of all violence and stress." And of course that day I was kicked out of school AGAIN and got run over by a car and died!

28. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS/THE SUPERNATURAL? Hm… oh this is a hard one. I mean, the fact that I WAS a ghost and I battle evil demons half the time doesn't make any difference does it? -_-

29. THINK THERE'S LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? Makai and Rekai count right?

30. LIKE SAPPY MOVIES? No way! Gotta have the action man! The blood splattering! The bone's breaking! The chase scenes! Ok I'm done.

31. LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK? Who can't? I'm so good looking I scare myself sometimes. ^_^

32. THINK YOU'RE FAT? I kick ass too much to be fat.

33. ADMIRE SOMEONE TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WISH YOU

COULD BE THEM?: Kieko! I mean, no. Nobody. Next question!

34. LIKE TECHNO MUSIC?: Um…what's the point of this question?

35. LIKE THE CURRENT LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY?: I don't even know who that is!

36. LIKE THE TV SHOW "THE OSBORNES"?: Too busy kicking ass to watch it.

37. EXAGGERATE SOMETIMES TO MAKE A POINT? I've never done that in my life! Ok, maybe once or twice, but that's it!! I swear!

38. LIKE LONG HAIR ON GUYS? Um…I'm not gay so don't even go there. But I do like Kurama's hair, and Yoko's is pretty cool. But Raizen seriously needs a hair cut.

39. LIKE ANCHOVIES? Ewww!!! Those are so NASTY!

40. TAKE BUBBLE BATHS? That's too girly. I take manly showers man! Complete with pink loufos and everything! ^_^

41. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMART? I'm a genius, what are you talking about?

42. BELIEVE IN CLONING? I could care less.

43. HAVE SOMETHING OF A FRIEND'S THAT YOU BORROWED AND

NEVER GAVE BACK? Who knows? I borrow so much stuff I don't know what's mine anymore.

44. HAVE ANY SYNDROMES/PERMANENT ILLNESSES THAT YOU'D

CARE TO ADMIT? Nope! ^_^ I'm a healthy teenager! Buya!

45. HAVE AN EMBARRASSING MIDDLE NAME? I have a middle name?! Wow you learn something new every day don't you.

46. TAKE THE LITTLE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO FROM HOTELS? Those things are so cool!!!!!

47. USE HERBAL ESSENCE SHAMPOO? Of course not! That's too girly!

HAVE YOU EVER...

48. FLUSHED A FISH DOWN THE TOILET? Why would I flush my dinner down the toilet?!?! Where are you from jeez!

49. GONE COW TIPPING? I live in the CITY! Not country. CITY! No cows in the CITY!

50. MADE A PRANK CALL? THOSE ARE SO FUN!!!!!!

51. SET PART OF YOURSELF ON FIRE? Why would I do that when demons try to do that to me all the time?

52. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? EWW!!!!! WHY WOULD I LIKE ANY OF THOSE OLD GRANDPAS AT MY SCHOOL?!?!?!?

53. THOUGHT AN CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HOT? I live in JAPAN! Don't you know what Hentai is?!?! Jeez.

THIS OR THAT (CAN'T PICK BOTH!):

54. PRETTY BUT SICKLY OR UGLY AND HEALTHY? HEALTHY! Jeez, haven't I already answered that?!

55. MAC OR PC? Who cares?!

56. GRAPE OR ORANGE SODA? Orange. Ewww I hate grapes.

57. JUICE OR SODA? SODA!!!!!!!

58. PLAID OR POLKA DOT? Plaid. Polka dots make you look fat.

59. TOO COLD OR TOO HOT? Too hot! Cus I'm too hot! ^_^

60. FUN DATE OR ROMANTIC DATE? Um…I don't care. As long as no one makes fun of me.

61. FASHIONABLE OR NONCONFORMIST? Fashionable!!! ^_^

62. WORK BACK STAGE OR PERFORM? PERFORM! I gotta be the star of everything! ^_^

63. SHOWER OR BATH? Jeez, I already answered this like 50 times! SHOWER!

64. ELECTRIC RAZOR OR NOT? I don't need to shave! I'm naturally smooth! ^_^

65. EUTHANASIA OR SLOW, PAINFUL, NATURAL DEATH? Slow, painful, natural death! ^_^

66. SMART AND CRUEL OR STUPID AND KIND? Stupid and kind. Like Kuwabara! No wait, he's just stupid and stupid and stupider.

67. MENTALLY ILL OR PHYSICALLY SICK? Mentally ill! Can you imagine what would happen if I was physically sick?!?!

WOULD YOU:

68. GO OUT WITH SOMEONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THEM? No way! I'm strictly dedicated to Kieko. I mean, to myself! I mean, my team! I mean, oh I don't know. Next question!

69. GIVE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESION IN EXCHANGE FOR

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE? Um I don't know. Maybe.

70. CONSIDER BEING A CONTESTANT ON A REALITY TV SHOW? Why would I do that?! I'm already IN A TV SHOW!!!

71. DIE TO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE? Ok dude I already said this. I've died TWICE for other people!!!!!

72. BE ABLE TO BE COMPLETELY NAKED IN FRONT OF A

COMPLETE STRANGER? NO! That would be so embarrassing!!!

73. CHEAT ON A TEST IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD FAIL IF YOU

DIDN'T? Um well I've obviously done that on EVERY test I've taken.

74. LIE ON A PERSONALITY TEST? Personality tests are stupid!

75. TELL SOMEONE IF YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS DOING

SOMETHING ILLEGAL? Um…maybe?

76. TAKE A RISK THAT 50% OF THE TIME RESULTS IN DEATH

JUST TO SAY YOU DID? I do that all the time!!! It's fun!

77. TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKED THEM EVEN IF THEY HAD A

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Kieko doesn't have a boyfriend! I mean, oops. ^_^;;;

78. TRY TO GET THE PERSON YOU LIKED TO BREAK UP WITH

THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH

THEM? I already said Kieko doesn't have a boyfriend.

79. PUT A ROMANTIC INTEREST OVER A FRIEND? Already have!

80. GO OUT WITH YOUR BEST (non-romantic) FRIEND OF THE

OPPOSITE SEX? Already trying that!

81. KILL SOMEONE IN SELF-DEFENSE? Yup! That stupid Doctor. Good thing Genkai resurrected him.

82. HURT SOMEONE PURPOSEFULLY AND NOT IN SELF-DEFENSE? Um…no I don't think so. Unpurposefully yes.

83. KILL SOMEONE IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER GET

CAUGHT? Hmm…I never thought of that before.

84. FEIGN INTEREST IN SOMETHING JUST TO HAVE IT IN

COMMON WITH SOMEONE? Why would I do that?!

WHAT IS:

85. YOUR FAVORITE JOLLY RANCHER FLAVOR? Um… what is the point of this question? Ok fine I'll answer it anyway. Um…apple I guess.

86. YOUR FAVORITE LIFE SAVOR FLAVOR? What is it was candy flavors? Apple!

87. YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM? Jeez so much candy! Mint!

88. IN YOUR POCKET? How do you know I have pockets?

89. YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME THAT CAME WITH THE

COMPUTER? (SOLITARE, PINBALL, ECT) I don't hang out on the comp! I'm too busy kicking ass.

90. THE LAST BUILDING YOU WERE IN (besides the one

you're in now)? Um I don't remember.

91. THE LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD? OW MOM STOP HITTING ME DAMNIT!

92. THE LAST THING YOU SANG/PLAYED ON AN INSTRUMENT? I don't sing. I don't play an instrument. What do you take me for, a dork?!

93. THE LAST THING THAT YOU BOUGHT? Who knows. Even I don't.

94. THE LAST EVENT YOU GOT DRESSED UP FOR? Um…school?

95. THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT ENTIRELY WITH

YOUR OWN MONEY? I don't buy stuff.

96. YOUR FAVORITE KIDDY BOOK? Berenstien Bears!!!

97. YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW? Whose line is it anyway! That show is so funny!!!

98. THE BEST DELIVERY PIZZA? Pepperoni!!!

99. YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY? My mom kissing me when she was drunk. Ahhh bad memories! Out of head! Out of head! Ahhhhh!!!!

100. YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIAL? Um…how should I know?!

WHAT...

101. KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU OWN? A gray box with a keyboard and a screen.

102. ARE YOU WEARING? Ugly green school uniform.

103. DO YOU THINK ABOUT CROSS-DRESSERS? They're ok. I mean, look at Kurama! And Hiei! I mean, I swear that thing he calls a cloak is a dress in disguise. And Kurama. Don't even get me started with him.

104. INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY? Don't know don't care.

105. TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? 6 am.

106. TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? Whenever I felt like it.

107. CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? Ogata Megumi (a/n: ^_^ couldn't resist)

108. DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT 1999? Um…I kicked a lot of demon ass? YAY! THIS IS OVER!!! WOOHOO! BACK TO KICKING ASS!!!

Darkdemonchild: ^_^ survey's are fun! ^_^ ok tell me what you all thought about it, if it sucked and needs to be funnier, or whatever. Anyway, I'm off, so please review, and I'll try to upload the next surveyer tomorrow hopefully. So until then ja! And don't forget to review! ^_^