Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho E-Mail Survey ❯ Kurama ( Chapter 2 )

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Kuri: You don't own it.

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Summary: Tehehehehe all I can say right now is this: OMG YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!! I got over 11 reviews and maybe more (kinda lost count ^_^;;;;) in just one day! And I thought that this fic was going to suck!!!! ^_^;;; goes to show just how much I know about funny stuff. Well anyway, cus I had at least two people (as I said earlier, lost count a while back) request for Kurama to go next, I'll do Kurama next! And plus, I want to do Kurama next because, please don't hurt me Kurama fangirls, I love Kurama to death, but I do love Hiei more, that fox is just so much fun to make fun of! ^_^;;;; *runs away from tomatoes * Ahh! I said don't hurt me! And throwing fruit counts as hurting me!!!!! Ok on with Kurama's response to the survey! ^_^ afterthought: To the Almighty Elena on mediaminer.org: I LOVE NIGHTWALKER TOO!!!! ^_^ ok ok I'm starting the fic.

FULL NAME: Which one? I have so many. Ok, basics first. Minamino Shuichi, and Yoko Kurama. But if you want nicknames, um where to begin. Kurama, Fox, love god, Makai slut, which I personally resent as I just like to get to know many different people, and damn sexy…ok not going there.

OTHER NAMES YOUR PARENTS WANTED TO NAME YOU: Shiori wanted to name my Hood once because of my hair, and thank Inari that she didn't name me after a pointless story. And in Makai my mother wanted to name me Yomi. Can you imagine me if I was named after that perverted old goat?!?!?!?!

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH OR SHOWERED?: 2 hours ago, and 4 hours before that. What? How else do you think I always smell like roses and have perfect hair?

WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT OF YOUR RELATIVES?: Hm…probably Shuichi, even though he is not a blood relative we really connect. Well, not counting the fox that he is a human boy and I'm a millennia year old silver fox who fights demons behind my family's back and still manage to be Valedictorian.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A WAY TO CARRY ON AGAIN? Um… what?

6. WHO WAS THE FIRST CELEBRITY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON? Makai celebrity or Ningenkai? Actually, scratch that. I've never found any ningen attractive enough to like, and I never had crushes on demons, just lust, which was always acted upon. Ok I just said too much.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?: 2 monthes old. What?! We youko's mature very quickly!

8. IF YOU WON A $10,000 SHOPPING SPREE TO ONE STORE,

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK? The hair salon where I buy my shampoo. Definitely there.

ARE YOU:

9. AFRAID OF MICE?: Of course not! I'm a fox! I eat those things you know.

10. AFRAID OF BUGS?: No, I ate those too if there weren't any mice or…not going there.

11. WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A "GOOD PERSON"?: Someone who stands up for what they believe in.

12. VERY RELIGIOUS?: Not really. Though I do have nice little rituals for Inari every once in a while, which are quick vigorating.

13. SELF-CENTERED?: I wouldn't say very much, but of course I am at times. Isn't everyone?

14. VERY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT PEOPLE THINK?: Hm…lets see. My teachers and family and everyone around me think I'm a perfect, innocent teenage boy who is a brilliant student and will always be successful, when I'm really a millennia year old fox demon who is, as Hiei may inform you, definitely NOT innocent.

15. ASHAMED TO CRY?: I don't cry enough to be ashamed of it, but when I do cry it's usually not out of sadness.

16. CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT?: Yes!!! I mean, I do control PLANTS after all. And if there aren't any plants then I'm just a poor defenseless sexy fox with no one to defend me. Can you imagine what would happen to me?!!?!?

17. EASILY GROSSED OUT?: I've seen way to much gore and…other things to be grossed out easily

18. SICK OF REALITY TV SHOWS?: I don't have time to watch tv, I'm always busy with…other things

19. JUMPY/HIGH-STRUNG?: Of course not! That would ruin my "cool, calm, sexy" image.

20. AFRAID OF THE UNKNOWN?: I do too many new things to be afraid of the unknown

21. CONCERNED ABOUT VIOLENCE ON TV?: I see too much violence in my life to be worried about fake violence.

22. VERY COMPETITIVE?: Yes. I mean, when you have who I have you'd be competitive too.

23. GULLIBLE?: Of course not. I'm too smart for that.

24. VEGETARIAN?: No, I'm a fox. Foxes eat meat.

25. NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?: I'm not sure, I might be.

DO YOU:

26. DREAM IN COLOR?: Yes. I also dream with sound, and that's a very good thing sometimes.

27. BELIEVE HOROSCOPES HAVE TRUTH IN THEM?: Horoscopes are for those who need reassurance about who they are, which, I assure you, I do not need.

28. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS/THE SUPERNATURAL? This question is pointless, as I fight demons multiple times every week and am a demon.

29. THINK THERE'S LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? Of course. I was born on another world. But I'm not sure if Makai and Rekai count.

30. LIKE SAPPY MOVIES? At times they can be very touching.

31. LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK? To be perfectly vain, yes I do. However it can be a hassle at times. You try walking down the street and not get attacked by hormone-crazed human girls or raped by molesters or be stalked by certain unnamed demons. It's hard.

32. THINK YOU'RE FAT? Of course not! How dare you ask me that question!

33. ADMIRE SOMEONE TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WISH YOU

COULD BE THEM?: No not really.

34. LIKE TECHNO MUSIC?: I agree with Yusuke on this one. What is the point of this question?

35. LIKE THE CURRENT LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY?: He's ok I suppose. He is posing some very good reforms for Japan, so I guess he isn't all bad.

36. LIKE THE TV SHOW "THE OSBORNES"?: I already said that I was too busy with other things to watch tv.

37. EXAGGERATE SOMETIMES TO MAKE A POINT? No not really. Usually only saying something once is enough to convince people that I'm right. Though for certain people I have to say it more than once, and use my cunning persuasive skills. For example, one time Hiei…ok that's not a good example.

38. LIKE LONG HAIR ON GUYS? Why are you asking me this. I am a GUY WITH LONG HAIR!

39. LIKE ANCHOVIES? I…do…not…like…fish…

40. TAKE BUBBLE BATHS? No.

41. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMART? Yes. I am a millennia year old youko! You have to be smart to live as long as I have!

42. BELIEVE IN CLONING? I really have no opinion on this subject matter.

43. HAVE SOMETHING OF A FRIEND'S THAT YOU BORROWED AND

NEVER GAVE BACK? No. Actually, wait, I do have one of Hiei's shirts that I will never give back no matter how many times he begs, as it is a highly amusing form of entertainment that usually leads to…not going there.

44. HAVE ANY SYNDROMES/PERMANENT ILLNESSES THAT YOU'D

CARE TO ADMIT? No.

45. HAVE AN EMBARRASSING MIDDLE NAME? I'm not answering this question.

46. TAKE THE LITTLE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO FROM HOTELS? Of course! I need all the shampoo I can get.

47. USE HERBAL ESSENCE SHAMPOO? Yes! That shampoo smells so good!

HAVE YOU EVER...

48. FLUSHED A FISH DOWN THE TOILET? I have never had a fish as I hate them.

49. GONE COW TIPPING? I live in a city so of course I haven't done this.

50. MADE A PRANK CALL? Once I called a fan girl of mine and pretended to be my mother and said that she needed to stop stalking me or I would call the police, and from then on she has never come within 100 feet of me. But I'm not sure if that counts.

51. SET PART OF YOURSELF ON FIRE? Now why on earth would anyone want to do that?

52. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? I have already said that I don't find any ningen attractive, so obviously I wouldn't find a teacher attractive.

53. THOUGHT AN CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HOT? No. Wait…ok this question doesn't make sense.

THIS OR THAT (CAN'T PICK BOTH!):

54. PRETTY BUT SICKLY OR UGLY AND HEALTHY? Pretty. Only the pretty people survive in this world. Sad but true, as I have proved this many times.

55. MAC OR PC? They are both the same to me.

56. GRAPE OR ORANGE SODA? Orange juice. I don't have much of a taste for grapes.

57. JUICE OR SODA? Juice. Soda makes you fat and ruins your complection.

58. PLAID OR POLKA DOT? Plaid. Polka dots, as Yusuke has already said, make you look fat, which, obviously, I do not wish to appear as.

59. TOO COLD OR TOO HOT? Too hot. That is a VERY good temperature for me.

60. FUN DATE OR ROMANTIC DATE? Romantic date. Fun dates tend to go wrong.

61. FASHIONABLE OR NONCONFORMIST? Fashionable.

62. WORK BACK STAGE OR PERFORM? Perform. I don't really have a choice in this matter most of the time.

63. SHOWER OR BATH? Either, as long as I smell and look good.

64. ELECTRIC RAZOR OR NOT? I don't shave.

65. EUTHANASIA OR SLOW, PAINFUL, NATURAL DEATH? Euthanasia. Slow and painful isn't fun.

66. SMART AND CRUEL OR STUPID AND KIND? Smart and cruel. A person who is stupid and kind would die in two seconds in the Makai.

67. MENTALLY ILL OR PHYSICALLY SICK? Mentally ill, because then enemies will feel sorry for you.

WOULD YOU:

68. GO OUT WITH SOMEONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THEM? No, that would be annoying.

69. GIVE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESION IN EXCHANGE FOR

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE? I don't have to give away anything for my deepest desire.

70. CONSIDER BEING A CONTESTANT ON A REALITY TV SHOW? I'm already in a tv show.

71. DIE TO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE? If they are very dear to me then yes

72. BE ABLE TO BE COMPLETELY NAKED IN FRONT OF A

COMPLETE STRANGER? I have done that before, but that was a long time ago.

73. CHEAT ON A TEST IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD FAIL IF YOU

DIDN'T? I don't have to cheat on tests because I always get 100% or better on them.

74. LIE ON A PERSONALITY TEST? Why would you lie on a personality test?

75. TELL SOMEONE IF YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS DOING

SOMETHING ILLEGAL? No. I do illegal stuff all the time. I was a legendary thief after all.

76. TAKE A RISK THAT 50% OF THE TIME RESULTS IN DEATH

JUST TO SAY YOU DID? Yes. I'd live if the odds were that high. Most of the time the odds are 90% I'll be dead.

77. TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKED THEM EVEN IF THEY HAD A

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? No, because the one I love is with me not anyone else. At least, I don't think so anyway.

78. TRY TO GET THE PERSON YOU LIKED TO BREAK UP WITH

THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH

THEM? I didn't have to. They weren't with anyone.

79. PUT A ROMANTIC INTEREST OVER A FRIEND? Ok this question is an obvious yes.

80. GO OUT WITH YOUR BEST (non-romantic) FRIEND OF THE

OPPOSITE SEX? No, at least on the opposite sex part.

81. KILL SOMEONE IN SELF-DEFENSE? All the time. What I get so many rape attempts you have to.

82. HURT SOMEONE PURPOSEFULLY AND NOT IN SELF-DEFENSE? Yes.

83. KILL SOMEONE IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER GET

CAUGHT? Of course. It's fun.

84. FEIGN INTEREST IN SOMETHING JUST TO HAVE IT IN

COMMON WITH SOMEONE? I don't have to. Everyone always seems to have something in common with me, even if I know for a fact that they don't.

WHAT IS:

85. YOUR FAVORITE JOLLY RANCHER FLAVOR? Cherry.

86. YOUR FAVORITE LIFE SAVOR FLAVOR? Cherry.

87. YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM? Why are there so many candy questions? Cinnamon.

88. IN YOUR POCKET? A comb and some spare seeds in case the ones in my hair run out

89. YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME THAT CAME WITH THE

COMPUTER? (SOLITARE, PINBALL, ECT) I don't usually spend too much time on the computer. I still don't know why I'm on it right now.

90. THE LAST BUILDING YOU WERE IN (besides the one

you're in now)? My school I think. Or was it Mukuro's palace? Oh I don't remember.

91. THE LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD? Oh oh oh…I'm not going into further details.

92. THE LAST THING YOU SANG/PLAYED ON AN INSTRUMENT? Once again, I'm not answering this question.

93. THE LAST THING THAT YOU BOUGHT? Shampoo.

94. THE LAST EVENT YOU GOT DRESSED UP FOR? School if that counts.

95. THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT ENTIRELY WITH

YOUR OWN MONEY? I don't buy things I steal them.

96. YOUR FAVORITE KIDDY BOOK? Probably Repumzel. That story is very nice I think. Of course it might just be the whole long hair thing.

97. YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW? I don't watch tv. How many times must I say this?

98. THE BEST DELIVERY PIZZA? Cheese probably.

99. YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY? You probably don't want to know what my first memory is.

100. YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIAL? The Herbal Essence commercials. Though whenever I try to sing them I always have something, usually a certain black cloak, thrown at me.

WHAT...

101. KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU OWN? A PC.

102. ARE YOU WEARING? …….not answering.

103. DO YOU THINK ABOUT CROSS-DRESSERS? Ok I'm not even going to start on this. And I don't know what Yusuke is talking about. I wear tunics not dresses!!!

104. INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY? A violin. There is just something romantic about a violin that interests me.

105. TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? I have no idea. I was very busy.

106. TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 7. I had school.

107. CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? I don't know I haven't listened to it for a while.

108. DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT 1999? Um…nothing really. Oh wait, I remember that that year I had a lot of fun with a certain unnamed person who is threatening me with a sword right now so I must go. Meep!!!!!! Ahhh get that thing away from me!! Ok ok I'm coming I'm coming. Don't be so cranky. Patience is a virtue. Ahhhhhhhh ok ok I'm stopping I'm stopping.

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehehehehehe ^_^;;;; ok I need to get perverted thoughts out of my head they're probably scarring all my readers for life. ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;; well anyway, I hope you liked Kurama's survey answers, and please review with your comments!! ^_^ ja ne until the next chapter!