Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho E-Mail Survey ❯ Hiei ( Chapter 3 )

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Kuri: You're scaring everyone ddc.

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Kuri: Yeah for a tone deaf siren!

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Summary: Ok I just gotta say this again: YOU GUYS TOTALLY ROCK! I'm dead serious. I think that this fic is beating Disney Karaoke when I first posted it on review numbers. So all I gotta say to that is: WOW! And because you have all been so incredibly cool, I'm gonna try to update one chapter a night! ^_^ ok and for the anonymous Kurama, who, by the way, is probably a Kurama fan girl come to kill me for being a yaoi fan. Wait, no she's already tried that. Ok so this goes out to you: I'M A YAOI FAN! If you've read my other fics then you would definitely know that by now. And no this is not a predominately yaoi fic, this is just something fun that I like writing. But obviously if I'm a huge yaoi fic authoress a little yaoi will show up now and then. And plus, it makes it funnier! At least in my opinion it does. Ok enough of my ranting! On with the survey! And due to the countless people who have requested, it's HIEI'S TURN! ^_^ ok that's everyone's cue to applaud ^_^;;;; ok ok survey time.

FULL NAME: Jaganshi Hiei or the Forbidden Child. Hn.

OTHER NAMES YOUR PARENTS WANTED TO NAME YOU: Hn. Baka ningen. This is a stupid question. I didn't even know my father, and can't remember my mother very well because I was thrown off a cliff! But from over heard conversations of Yukina Hina wanted to name me Alfred. I can't figure out why everyone started cracking up so much. Something about someone called Batman and a butler. I don't get it.

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH OR SHOWERED?: 2 hours ago. It was…hot.

WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT OF YOUR RELATIVES?: I don't talk to my relatives, except Yukina but she doesn't know about me. They threw me off a goddamn cliff! You think I want to be best friends with them?!!?!?!?

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A WAY TO CARRY ON AGAIN? What kind of a stupid question is this? Hn.

6. WHO WAS THE FIRST CELEBRITY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON? I don't understand. I'm too small to crush someone, especially not these stupid rich ningens who you call celebrities. I mean, do you have any idea how TALL most of them are?! They'd be the ones crushing me!

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?: I don't know. This is a stupid question

8. IF YOU WON A $10,000 SHOPPING SPREE TO ONE STORE,

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK? Anywhere where I can buy katanas so I can chop off people's heads.

ARE YOU:

9. AFRAID OF MICE?: I ate those when I was hungry. Of course I'm not afraid of them.

10. AFRAID OF BUGS?: I ate those too. And I did not sink as low as Kurama.

11. WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A "GOOD PERSON"?: Anyone who kills others without being killed.

12. VERY RELIGIOUS?: No. Why should I be religious? It's all so stupid, praying. What has this God ever done for me except get me thrown off a cliff?

13. SELF-CENTERED?: Of course. I only need me! Well, ok, no that's not true. I sort of need Kurama sometimes. But I'm in denial about that I think.

14. VERY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT PEOPLE THINK?: No. As long as everyone thinks I'm evil and cruel and heartless than no I'm not different from what people think. Except one time I got a little over emotional and one thing led to another and now one of my nicknames is teddy bear. Don't ask.

15. ASHAMED TO CRY?: Crying is for the weak. Plus if I ever cry people come around and try to make me cry more so they can have my tear gems, but then I just kill them which is very fun.

16. CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT?: My dragon blows up the environment so no. Wait! If there aren't any more trees, then I won't have anywhere else to sleep! And to do…other stuff! Nooo ok bad dragon! No more blowing up trees!

17. EASILY GROSSED OUT?: I'm like Kurama. We have both seen to many dead, cut up bodies with organs spilling out of them to be grossed out easily. Oh, and many other things as well. MANY other things.

18. SICK OF REALITY TV SHOWS?: What are those?

19. JUMPY/HIGH-STRUNG?: Do I honestly look like I'm jumpy or high-strung?!

20. AFRAID OF THE UNKNOWN?: I jump off buildings. I battle crazy demons. I'm Mukuro's heir. Do you honestly think I'm afraid of the unknown if I do all that stuff?

21. CONCERNED ABOUT VIOLENCE ON TV?: Violence on tv is nothing. If I'm not concerned about the violence in reality then why would I be about fake stuff?

22. VERY COMPETITIVE?: Of course. You have to be to survive in Makai.

23. GULLIBLE?: No.

24. VEGETARIAN?: No

25. NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?: I'm named after a mountain. Woohoo go me! Oh my god I just sounded like a valley girl. I just scared myself too.

DO YOU:

26. DREAM IN COLOR?: Yes, and in sound and in taste and in feeling. And I agree with Kurama. Those are VERY good things to have in certain dreams.

27. BELIEVE HOROSCOPES HAVE TRUTH IN THEM?: Horoscopes are stupid. Who actually believes them anyway? Besides Kuwabara of course.

28. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS/THE SUPERNATURAL? I agree with Kurama and Yusuke. This is a stupid question, seeing as I know a person who was a ghost, and I fight demons and am very good friends with a demon and am a demon myself. I'll let you figure that out.

29. THINK THERE'S LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? Yes. Makai and Rekai. And I'm counting those so don't tell me I'm wrong because I'm never wrong.

30. LIKE SAPPY MOVIES? I fall asleep when Kurama makes me watch them with him. Does that answer your stupid question?

31. LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK? What's to like about it? I mean, I'm just a short demon with spikey, three colored hair with a Jagan eye who likes black a lot and looks like a 13 year old kid. Actually, come to think about it, I can understand why people like me.

32. THINK YOU'RE FAT? Hn. Of course not. What do you think, that my rock hard chest and six pack are fake?!

33. ADMIRE SOMEONE TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WISH YOU

COULD BE THEM?: No.

34. LIKE TECHNO MUSIC?: This is a stupid question.

35. LIKE THE CURRENT LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY?: I'm currently the heir to 1/3 of the Makai. And I like myself ok. Does that answer your question?

36. LIKE THE TV SHOW "THE OSBORNES"?: What is the Osbornes? That sounds like a type of fish or something.

37. EXAGGERATE SOMETIMES TO MAKE A POINT? No. I don't have to. I just glare and people immediately cringe and say "Ok Hiei you're right. I'm dumb. Please don't hurt me." It's really funny sometimes.

38. LIKE LONG HAIR ON GUYS? Of course! Gotta love the fox's hair after all.

39. LIKE ANCHOVIES? Ok don't even get me started on fish.

40. TAKE BUBBLE BATHS? No way! For one thing Kurama always uses up all the bubbles. And by the way Kurama lied. He does too take bubble baths! And as soon as he reads this he's gonna hit me and say "Hiei! I'm going to kill you!" and then I'm going to run away.

41. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMART? I have to be smart in order to think up my many insults for Kuwabara.

42. BELIEVE IN CLONING? I could care less. This is a stupid question.

43. HAVE SOMETHING OF A FRIEND'S THAT YOU BORROWED AND

NEVER GAVE BACK? No. And speaking of which Kurama had better give me back my shirt!!! It's my favorite one!!!!

44. HAVE ANY SYNDROMES/PERMANENT ILLNESSES THAT YOU'D

CARE TO ADMIT? No. Kurama does though. He's a permanent perv.

45. HAVE AN EMBARRASSING MIDDLE NAME? I don't have a middle name. And Kurama's is Zass by the way. Like in Charlie's Angels. Uh oh he's going to kill me soon isn't he.

46. TAKE THE LITTLE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO FROM HOTELS? No. I've never been in a hotel. I sleep in trees remember?

47. USE HERBAL ESSENCE SHAMPOO? No. Kurama does though. He smells goooodddd.

HAVE YOU EVER...

48. FLUSHED A FISH DOWN THE TOILET? I hate fish.

49. GONE COW TIPPING? What is that?

50. MADE A PRANK CALL? No. I've watched others do it though. It's very weird. I don't get what's so funny about it.

51. SET PART OF YOURSELF ON FIRE? My arm. But that's part of my attack, so I don't think that that counts.

52. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? I don't go to school, and ordinary humans, especially the old ones, are ugly.

53. THOUGHT AN CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HOT? Kurama's right. This question doesn't make sense.

THIS OR THAT (CAN'T PICK BOTH!):

54. PRETTY BUT SICKLY OR UGLY AND HEALTHY? Pretty. You can pretend to be healthy that way.

55. MAC OR PC? What are macs and pcs? I don't get this.

56. GRAPE OR ORANGE SODA? Orange juice. Grapes are nasty.

57. JUICE OR SODA? Soda. It's all fizzy and stuff. It's cool.

58. PLAID OR POLKA DOT? Plaid. Polka dots are stupid looking.

59. TOO COLD OR TOO HOT? Too hot. I'm a fire demon after all!

60. FUN DATE OR ROMANTIC DATE? Romantic date. Fun dates tend to be just plain stupid, and then they go wrong and I always end up getting sweet snow thrown at me. It's not fun.

61. FASHIONABLE OR NONCONFORMIST? Fashionable.

62. WORK BACK STAGE OR PERFORM? Perform. Kurama always makes me perform with him.

63. SHOWER OR BATH? Shower. I don't know why I just like it better. But baths are very useful at times.

64. ELECTRIC RAZOR OR NOT? I don't shave.

65. EUTHANASIA OR SLOW, PAINFUL, NATURAL DEATH? Euthanasia. Slow and painful natural deaths just cause pain for others. Might as well bite the bullet and kick the can as you stupid humans always say.

66. SMART AND CRUEL OR STUPID AND KIND? Smart and cruel. Stupid and kind people get on my nerves.

67. MENTALLY ILL OR PHYSICALLY SICK? Mentally ill. You last longer against enemies this way.

WOULD YOU:

68. GO OUT WITH SOMEONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THEM? No. I'd get too annoyed and probably end up killing them.

69. GIVE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESION IN EXCHANGE FOR

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE? I use my Jagan to make people give me what I want.

70. CONSIDER BEING A CONTESTANT ON A REALITY TV SHOW? Like Yusuke and Kurama I'm already in a tv show.

71. DIE TO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE? If I like them enough and they are loyal to me and have my undying respect then yes.

72. BE ABLE TO BE COMPLETELY NAKED IN FRONT OF A

COMPLETE STRANGER? No. I have dignity unlike a certain fox I know, thank you very much.

73. CHEAT ON A TEST IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD FAIL IF YOU

DIDN'T? I don't go to school.

74. LIE ON A PERSONALITY TEST? What's a personality test?

75. TELL SOMEONE IF YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS DOING

SOMETHING ILLEGAL? When your very close friend is a legendary thief and you are a thief yourself breaking ningen laws is nothing.

76. TAKE A RISK THAT 50% OF THE TIME RESULTS IN DEATH

JUST TO SAY YOU DID? Yes. Those odds are very good.

77. TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKED THEM EVEN IF THEY HAD A

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? No. The person I like wasn't taken, though I can't figure out why.

78. TRY TO GET THE PERSON YOU LIKED TO BREAK UP WITH

THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH

THEM? I didn't have to either. They weren't taken.

79. PUT A ROMANTIC INTEREST OVER A FRIEND? Kurama's right. This question is obviously yes.

80. GO OUT WITH YOUR BEST (non-romantic) FRIEND OF THE

OPPOSITE SEX? No, because women annoy me. But other than that yes.

81. KILL SOMEONE IN SELF-DEFENSE? No. I'm usually the one attacking.

82. HURT SOMEONE PURPOSEFULLY AND NOT IN SELF-DEFENSE? Doesn't the last question answer this one?

83. KILL SOMEONE IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER GET

CAUGHT? Well duh. I'm a demon after all. And when you're bitter about being thrown off a cliff you'd kill people too.

84. FEIGN INTEREST IN SOMETHING JUST TO HAVE IT IN

COMMON WITH SOMEONE? That's stupid. Of course not.

WHAT IS:

85. YOUR FAVORITE JOLLY RANCHER FLAVOR? Lemon

86. YOUR FAVORITE LIFE SAVOR FLAVOR? Lemon

87. YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM? Are you obsessed with candy or something? Mint.

88. IN YOUR POCKET? Nothing that you need to know about.

89. YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME THAT CAME WITH THE

COMPUTER? (SOLITARE, PINBALL, ECT) I've never been on a computer before. Kurama told me to fill this out cus he did and he's tired now. That wimp. Can't last very long at anything. Uh oh he's going to kill me again isn't he.

90. THE LAST BUILDING YOU WERE IN (besides the one

you're in now)? Um…I don't know. Mukuro's palace maybe?

91. THE LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD? Ahh…I think you can figure out the rest on your own.

92. THE LAST THING YOU SANG/PLAYED ON AN INSTRUMENT? That is for me to know and you to never find out.

93. THE LAST THING THAT YOU BOUGHT? Shampoo for Kurama. Do you have any idea how many bottles of that stuff he goes through a day?!

94. THE LAST EVENT YOU GOT DRESSED UP FOR? Absolutely nothing! I wear whatever I want.

95. THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT ENTIRELY WITH

YOUR OWN MONEY? I steal things. Duh.

96. YOUR FAVORITE KIDDY BOOK? I have never read a kiddy book and I don't ever intend to. This is a stupid question.

97. YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW? I'm like Kurama. We don't watch tv. I don't know what you're talking about.

98. THE BEST DELIVERY PIZZA? Cheese. Definitely cheese. Kurama so copied me on this answer.

99. YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY? Getting thrown off a cliff. Grrrrrr stupid Koorime.

100. YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIAL? I DON'T WATCH TV!!!! Jeez. And Kurama singing the Herbal Essence song is damn creepy.

WHAT...

101. KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU OWN? I don't own a computor.

102. ARE YOU WEARING? That is none of your business thank you very much.

103. DO YOU THINK ABOUT CROSS-DRESSERS? Kurama's in denial. He so does to wear dresses. And what the hell is Yusuke talking about?!!?! IT'S AGODDAMN CLOAK! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD! DO I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD WEAR A DRESS LIKE KURAMA?!?!?!?!

104. INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY? I don't care about instruments. They're stupid.

105. TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? I was busy.

106. TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 7. Kurama woke me up.

107. CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? I don't have a cd player.

108. DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT 1999? I killed many people that year, kicked ass a lot that year, and had a lot of fun that year. YES! THIS DAMN THING IS OVER! Uh oh, Kurama's here. Uh oh. Remember what I said about him killing me? Well he's currently trying to cut my head off with his comb. AH! GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THOSE SCISSORS!!! THE ONLY PERSON WHO NEEDS A HAIRCUT IS YOU! Wait, I was just kidding. I like your hair. Ok stop crying you big baby. Ok time for me to go make the cry baby put a sock in his mouth. Ok stop giving me that look Kurama it's a figure of speech.

Darkdemonchild: ^_^ Ah fire demons. They're so innocent and yet so fun to make fun of all the same. ^_^ and how did you all like how I managed to make fun of Kurama too? Ok hiei and kurama fan girls: NO HURTING ME! I love Hiei and Kurama! Hiei is my favorite character, and Kurama is my third! Yoko is my second. ^_^ I just like making fun of them is all. Well, anyway, I'm off to write a damn essay on a bird feeder. A BIRD FEEDER! Can you believe how completely STUPID that is?!?!?!?! Ok I'm done. Please review, and ja ne until the next survey victim! ^_~