Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho E-Mail Survey ❯ Kuwabara ( Chapter 4 )

Disclaimer: Tehehehehehehehehe guess what!!!!

Kuri: What?

Ddc: CHICKEN BUTT!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!

Kuri: -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ddc: ^_^ Oh yeah and I don't own anything besides Kuri and some Oc's, which, unfortunately, won't be appearing in this fic.

Kuri: You're crazy

Ddc: *bows* Thank you thank you very much. I love you, I really do.

Kuri: Aiiii yaaaaaa -_-;;;

Ddc: Hey no pulling a Melody on me now. I get her saying that too many times every day. I don't need you doing that too. Ok summary time!!!

Kuri: Awwwww and it was just getting fun too. T_T

Summary: Tehehehehehe guess what!! I got this story banned from fanfiction.net because it was, to quote them, "A list" quick question: DO EMAIL SURVEY'S COUNT AS LISTS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?! >_< I think not! Grrrr but that's ok, mediaminer.org people r cooler anyway. ^_^ So, that and the fact that I was away in Germany for a week without the Internet are my wonderful excuses for not updating sooner. ^_^ and for this lovely chapter's victim, we have the ever-so-irritating, for me at least I don't know about everyone else, KUWABARA! ^_^;;;;; this should be interesting to say the least. ^_^

FULL NAME: Kuwabara Kazuma, also known as the "great, powerful, wonderful, lovely, almighty Kuwabara!" Champion of LOVE! Oh yeah baby, I rock. You all know it.

OTHER NAMES YOUR PARENTS WANTED TO NAME YOU: Conan. Can you believe that?! Conan! Such a girly name, I can't believe they wanted to name me that!

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH OR SHOWERED?: Last night. It was great! I got to play with my favorite rubber ducky, which I named Yukina, and all the pretty smelling bubbles!

WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT OF YOUR RELATIVES?: Shizuru, even though she beats me up practically every time she sees me, but that's why she's the best! Because whenever she beats me up I get to see Yukina!!!!!!! YYYUUUUUUKKKKIIIINNNNAAAAAA!!!!!!

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A WAY TO CARRY ON AGAIN? Of course! Wait, why do you need to carry on again? You didn't kill Yukina did you?!?!?!?!?

6. WHO WAS THE FIRST CELEBRITY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON? I, Kuwabara Kazuma, the Champion of Love, would NEVER have a crush on anyone besides my lovely Yukina. Ah, Yukina my love, we were destined to be together.

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?: I'm waiting for Yukina to be ready, because I am a man of honor! Though I do hope she hurries up, I'm getting desperate.

8. IF YOU WON A $10,000 SHOPPING SPREE TO ONE STORE,

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK? Any store that Yukina wants!

ARE YOU:

9. AFRAID OF MICE?: EEEEKKKK!!!!! YES! THOSE THINGS ARE SO GROSS!!! Do you have any idea what they SLEEP IN?!?!?!?!?

10. AFRAID OF BUGS?: No way! Those things are cool! When I was little I used to talk to them and practice fighting Urameshi with them! Except, then they got all flat and some gross liquid stuff came out of them and they stopped moving.

11. WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A "GOOD PERSON"?: A person who fights for true llllloooooovvvveeeee!!!!

12. VERY RELIGIOUS?: No, but I do believe that Yukina and I are star-crossed lovers! Hmm…that sounds familiar. Ah, probably from some stupid classic play or something. (a/n: This is in Romeo and Juliet. Tehehehe reading that for school. ^_^;;;;;)

13. SELF-CENTERED?: Never! All I ever think about is Yukina.

14. VERY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT PEOPLE THINK?: Well, everyone seems to think I'm a heartless thug who would beat the crap out of a two year old walking by eating an ice cream cone, but I'm really just your average cat loving guy who is also in love with the most beaaauuuutttiiiiffffuuullll ice maiden in the whole wide world, and every once in a while likes to get into a few fist fights. Ok maybe more like everyday, but you get the idea.

15. ASHAMED TO CRY?: Of course not! Crying shows your true emotions! Like when you cry out of love!

16. CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT?: Yukina said that it was important to have a good clean environment, or else the cute little furry bunnies and little animals would die.

17. EASILY GROSSED OUT?: Of course not! Oh wait, when I see Kurama and Hiei acting…you know…ACTING, then I get grossed out.

18. SICK OF REALITY TV SHOWS?: Hmm…don't know. I like to spend the evenings watching the moon rise with my beautiful Yukina.

19. JUMPY/HIGH-STRUNG?: When you're around your true love, wouldn't you be too?

20. AFRAID OF THE UNKNOWN?: I, Kuwabara Kazuma, fear NOTHING! Except for maybe the Toguro brothers coming back to life.

21. CONCERNED ABOUT VIOLENCE ON TV?: I am if I have my future children watching tv! Of course they will be Yukina and my children.

22. VERY COMPETITIVE?: Of course! I beat up Urameshi everyday! Wait, no, he beats me up everyday.

23. GULLIBLE?: Some say I am, but I believe myself to just be very trustworthy.

24. VEGETARIAN?: No, I'm a big strong man! I need meat for growing!

25. NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?: I'm named after a mulberry tree. A MULBERRY tree! I don't know why, but I am. Oh wait, a mulberry tree isn't a person is it. HIEI! YOU SNEAKY LITTLE GNOME! YOU CONFUSED ME!

DO YOU:

26. DREAM IN COLOR?: Ah…what would dreams be without the vibrant color of Yukina's silky teal locks to brighten them?

27. BELIEVE HOROSCOPES HAVE TRUTH IN THEM?: Yes!

28. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS/THE SUPERNATURAL? I agree with Yusuke and Kurama, but not Hiei. This is a stupid question.

29. THINK THERE'S LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? Of course! Wait, Hiei's counting Makai and Rekai, so no, I don't. Stupid little gnome, stealing all the good answers.

30. LIKE SAPPY MOVIES? Ah those are my favorite movies. Besides good action movies with great car chase scenes and people getting their heads blown off.

31. LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK? Who can't like the way I look?

32. THINK YOU'RE FAT? ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!?!?! YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE BUB?!

33. ADMIRE SOMEONE TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WISH YOU

COULD BE THEM?: Hmmmm...no not really.

34. LIKE TECHNO MUSIC?: I don't get it. OH! Wait I get it. No I don't like the car service Gicho, it's stupid and the commercials are annoying. Jeez, you can't spell can you.

35. LIKE THE CURRENT LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY?: No idea what you're talking about.

36. LIKE THE TV SHOW "THE OSBORNES"?: Yukina thinks that that show is crude and inappropriate, so no I don't.

37. EXAGGERATE SOMETIMES TO MAKE A POINT? Well, unless you count jumping up and down waving a concert ticket, then yes. But otherwise no.

38. LIKE LONG HAIR ON GUYS? NO! It mean's that they're like that red haired crazy guy who makes my stomach feel icky! Uh oh, I think he's gonna kill me now. AHH! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! HAVE MMMMMEEEEERRRRRCCCCYYYYY!!!!!! Oh wait, you don't believe in mercy. AHHH!!!!!!

39. LIKE ANCHOVIES? EW! Oh wait, Hiei hates fish. OF COURSE I LOVE THEM!

40. TAKE BUBBLE BATHS? Of course! They're so bubbly and fun! I'd take them every minute, except if you sit in the tub too long then your toes and fingers get all pruny, and it looks icky.

41. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMART? I am smart. AND YOU ARE NOT SMART HIEI! ESPECIALLY IF YOU THINK YOU ARE FOR MAKING UP STUPID INSULTS AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

42. BELIEVE IN CLONING? Bla bla bla. Believe in those funny Clingon guys from Startrek? No, sorry. You're spelling sucks you know that right?

43. HAVE SOMETHING OF A FRIEND'S THAT YOU BORROWED AND

NEVER GAVE BACK? No. I would NEVER do something like that! Except for one of Yukina's necklaces. It was so round and shiny and pretty!!

44. HAVE ANY SYNDROMES/PERMANENT ILLNESSES THAT YOU'D

CARE TO ADMIT? Of course not! I'm perfectly healthy. And to the gnome: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

45. HAVE AN EMBARRASSING MIDDLE NAME? BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KURAMA'S MIDDLE NAME IS ZASS!!!!!!!!

46. TAKE THE LITTLE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO FROM HOTELS? Oooohhhh you mean those little smelly bottles? Yes! They're so cool!

47. USE HERBAL ESSENCE SHAMPOO? NO! I don't wanna smell like that…that…KURAMA!

HAVE YOU EVER...

48. FLUSHED A FISH DOWN THE TOILET? Whhaaaaaaaaa poor Fluffy! Why did you have to go all floating upside down like that in the tank?! WHY?!?!

49. GONE COW TIPPING? No cows here, sorry. Just milk.

50. MADE A PRANK CALL? Tehehehehehehe those are so great. I prank called Hiei once and said I was Yusuke and that I loved him. He said "You idiot I know it's you Kuwabara I can hear your ugly nasily voice through that fake tough guy one." Wait, that wasn't the funny part.

51. SET PART OF YOURSELF ON FIRE? No! I can't mutilate myself! Oooohhh wait. If I catch on fire then Yukina can heal me again! WEEEEE!!!! FIRE!!!! FIRE!!!! Oooohhh look at the pretty fire on my arm, it looks so pretty. AH! OW! HOT! HOT! AHHHH THE BURN!!!!!! WATER!!!!! SOMEBODY GET ME WATER!!!!!!

52. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? EW!

53. THOUGHT AN CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HOT? Aw man I have to agree with the gnome. This question doesn't make sense.

THIS OR THAT (CAN'T PICK BOTH!):

54. PRETTY BUT SICKLY OR UGLY AND HEALTHY? PRETTY!!!!!!!!!

55. MAC OR PC? Pc. HAHAHAHA HIEI'S AN IDIOT! HIEI'S AN IDIOT! Hahahaha that loser, doesn't know what a mac or pc is. Every one knows that pc stands for pan cake.

56. GRAPE OR ORANGE SODA? Grape juice. Just because Hiei doesn't like them doesn't mean that they aren't yummy!

57. JUICE OR SODA? SODA!!! BUBBLES!!!!!!! You know, I can really relate to that yellow fish in Finding Nemo. Bubbles are hella cool!

58. PLAID OR POLKA DOT? Polka dots! They look like bubbles!!!!!

59. TOO COLD OR TOO HOT? Too hot! Just like me!

60. FUN DATE OR ROMANTIC DATE? Romantic date. So I can stare into Yukina's beautiful red eyes…hey! Hiei has red eyes too! That little copier, he copied Yukina's eye color!!!!!

61. FASHIONABLE OR NONCONFORMIST? Fashionable! Jeez, what do you think I am? A nerd?!

62. WORK BACK STAGE OR PERFORM? PERFORM!!!!!!!

63. SHOWER OR BATH? Baths!!! Showers don't have bubbles. They're not very nice.

64. ELECTRIC RAZOR OR NOT? Not! Real men don't need stinking electric razors!

65. EUTHANASIA OR SLOW, PAINFUL, NATURAL DEATH? Slow painful natural death! That way I can spend more time with Yukina!!!! Unless she's already dead, in which case euthanasia.

66. SMART AND CRUEL OR STUPID AND KIND? Stupid and kind! Kindness is man's most useful emotion.

67. MENTALLY ILL OR PHYSICALLY SICK? Mentally ill! Because then you can get easy tests in school!

WOULD YOU:

68. GO OUT WITH SOMEONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THEM? I would only go out with Yukina, and I love her!!!!

69. GIVE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESION IN EXCHANGE FOR

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE? All I want is Yukina's love. I would give anything for that! Though whenever I tell Yusuke that he snorts, Kurama does that annoying little girly giggling-behind-the-hand thing and Hiei looks like he's going to jump me, pull out my heart and make me eat it or something. I can't figure out why.

70. CONSIDER BEING A CONTESTANT ON A REALITY TV SHOW? Sheesh. Why does Hiei have to be right about this!? I'm on a tv show already! And I look way cooler than that little gnome, because I have a sword!!!!! Wait, he has one too. Damn! Ah, but mine sounds like a Light Saber from Star Wars when I make it. Does his do that? NO! MUHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA I win.

71. DIE TO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE? I would gladly jump off a cliff to save Yukina at the cost of my own life.

72. BE ABLE TO BE COMPLETELY NAKED IN FRONT OF A

COMPLETE STRANGER? OF COURSE NOT! AHHHH!!!! HIEI!!!! STOP WITH THE DISTURBING IMAGES! AHHHHHHH!!!!! THERE THEY ARE AGAIN!!!! MY EYES!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!!!!

73. CHEAT ON A TEST IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD FAIL IF YOU

DIDN'T? I would NEVER do such a thing!

74. LIE ON A PERSONALITY TEST? That's just plain stupid. HA Hiei's a dumbass again. Besides, if he took one he'd get an F------

75. TELL SOMEONE IF YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS DOING

SOMETHING ILLEGAL? No! Unless they were hurting Yukina, then definitely.

76. TAKE A RISK THAT 50% OF THE TIME RESULTS IN DEATH

JUST TO SAY YOU DID? If it had to do with rescuing Yukina, then of course!

77. TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKED THEM EVEN IF THEY HAD A

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Yukina has no boyfriend!!!!! I'm her one and only! Her destined knight in shining armor! Hey, I heard a growl a giggle and a snort in the closet. Hmm…the coats are speaking! AHHH!!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!! AND THEY SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE HIEI KURAMA AND YUSUKE!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!

78. TRY TO GET THE PERSON YOU LIKED TO BREAK UP WITH

THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH

THEM? YUKINA HAS NO BOYFRIEND! AND DEFINITELY NOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

79. PUT A ROMANTIC INTEREST OVER A FRIEND? NO! EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! STOP IT HIEI!!!!!!

80. GO OUT WITH YOUR BEST (non-romantic) FRIEND OF THE

OPPOSITE SEX? OF COURSE! Yukina is my bestest friend in the whole wide world. I'm going to pretend I didn't read that Hiei.

81. KILL SOMEONE IN SELF-DEFENSE? If they threatened Yukina yes. AND THAT GOES ESPECIALLY FOR YOU HIEI! Hmm…that coat just said Hn. How strange.

82. HURT SOMEONE PURPOSEFULLY AND NOT IN SELF-DEFENSE? OF COURSE NOT! Except for maybe Urameshi, and Hiei if he weren't so damn fast.

83. KILL SOMEONE IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER GET

CAUGHT? Nope. Hahahaha Hiei got thrown off a cliff!

84. FEIGN INTEREST IN SOMETHING JUST TO HAVE IT IN

COMMON WITH SOMEONE? NO! I'm always honest.

WHAT IS:

85. YOUR FAVORITE JOLLY RANCHER FLAVOR? ORANGE! Like my hair

86. YOUR FAVORITE LIFE SAVOR FLAVOR? Orange and Cream!!!

87. YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM? Candy is yummy!! Cotton Candy.

88. IN YOUR POCKET? Yukina's pretty shiny necklace! Hey the coat growled again. Whaaaa mommy the big bad coat is growling at me!! Make it go away!!!

89. YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME THAT CAME WITH THE

COMPUTER? (SOLITARE, PINBALL, ECT) Those online fighting games! Weee it's so much fun! Except I always lose to Urameshi

90. THE LAST BUILDING YOU WERE IN (besides the one

you're in now)? Genkai's temple visiting Yukina!!!

91. THE LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD? EW! Really, I said that. EWWW!!!!! HIEI YOU PERVERT!!!!!!! KURAMA!!!!! Jeez I thought you were NORMAL! Wait, no I didn't. But still!! EWWWWW!!!!!!

92. THE LAST THING YOU SANG/PLAYED ON AN INSTRUMENT? The "I Love You" Barney song!!!

93. THE LAST THING THAT YOU BOUGHT? A pretty snow flake necklace for Yukina!

94. THE LAST EVENT YOU GOT DRESSED UP FOR? My visit to Yukina's!!!!

95. THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT ENTIRELY WITH

YOUR OWN MONEY? The pretty snowflake necklace for Yukina. What?! It was 40 bucks!!

96. YOUR FAVORITE KIDDY BOOK? Barney goes to Dino Land!!!!! (a/n: I have no idea if this is an actual book, so don't go out looking for it cus it probably doesn't exist.)

97. YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW? Who's Line is it Anyway!!!!!!!

98. THE BEST DELIVERY PIZZA? Pepperoni!

99. YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY? I remember nothing before I met Yukina. HIEI! HOW DARE YOU SAY STUPID KOORIME!!!! Wait, why are you talking about the Koorime? Is there something I don't know about you going on? ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY YUKINA?!?!?!?!

100. YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIAL? NOT THE HERBAL ESSENCE ONES! AHHHHHH BAD IMAGES OF KURAMA IMMITATING THAT COMMERCIAL! BAD IMAGES!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!

WHAT...

101. KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU OWN? What's a computer?

102. ARE YOU WEARING? My blue school jump suit. And I don't want to know what you're wearing Hiei. Hey the coat just said good! Wow. It can talk and read!!!!

103. DO YOU THINK ABOUT CROSS-DRESSERS? THEY'RE SCARY! And yes, Kurama does where a dress. Hey the other coat just said Do Not! Wow that one can talk too! Cool! And that cloak Hiei wears is so obviously a dress. I mean, I bet he just pretends to wear a shirt and stuff under it, but he really doesn't wear anything at all besides those weird pants that are too high. Hey the coat just said Die you *beep beep beep * Wow that coat has a bad mouth.

104. INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY? Anything romantic for my sweet Yukina.

105. TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? 11. TOO MUCH INFO HIEI!

106. TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 9.

107. CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? Hmmm…good question. No idea. Too lazy to move. Plus I think two of those coats are about to eat me. I have no idea why though.

108. DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT 1999? I spent a lot of time with Yukina that year. HAHAHAHAHA!!!! GO KURAMA GO!! CUT OFF HIS HEAD WITH YOUR LETHAL COMB OF DEATH! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awwwww you big wuss! You start crying over THAT?! Jeez. AHHH!!!! THE COAT IS ATTACKING! THE COAT IS ATTACKING!!! AHHH!!!! THE METALLIC ZIPPER OF DEATH!!! IT'S GOT ME!!! IT'S GOT ME!!!!!! THIS IS THE END EVERYONE!!!! GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Darkdemonchild: hahahahahahahaha oh that was so much fun. *roflmao *

Kuri: You are the vainest person I know.

Ddc: Thank you. But you must admit, the ending was funny. Tehehehehehe metallic zipper of death.

Kuri: -_-;;;;;;;;;; just do the end note already! And stop glorifying yourself, your head can't get any bigger than it already is!

Ddc: Hey I resent that you know. Ok people, you read my newest chappie, you know what to do! ^_^ REVIEW! ^_^ more reviews, faster the next chappie comes up. ^_^ until then, ja ne! And don't forget, METALLIC ZIPPERS OF DEATH ARE ATTACKING!

Kuri: *anime fall * LEAVE! SHE'S HAD COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

Ddc: MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA