Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho E-Mail Survey ❯ Botan ( Chapter 5 )

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Kuri: Stop singing and say what your supposed to say!

Ddc: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

Kuri: Don't make me hurt you.

Ddc: Whatcha gonna do? Be too sexy for my cat?

Kuri: -_-;;;; ok no more listening to I'm Too Sexy. Besides, you don't even own a cat!

Ddc: Yes I do.

Kuri: really

Ddc: Yup! I got TONS of cats!

Kuri: Yeah, just like you have yu yu hakusho right?

Ddc: Hahah very funny. Anyway, here are my kitties!!! *holds up hundreds of stuffed cats * MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kuri: *anime fall * Just start the summary already.

Summary: Hi hi! Sorry to everyone who's been waiting for an update, I've been super busy with school and other fics. But it's almost summer, so that means updates galor!!! WEEEEE!!!!! Stupid spell check. Stop saying that summer is grammatically incorrect and that "stupid spell check" is a fragment. -_-;;;;; it's ruining the hyper mood I tell you!!! RUINING IT!!!!! Ok I'm done. ON WITH THE FICCY!!!!!

FULL NAME: Botan! The ever-so-perky Grim Reaper!!!!!

OTHER NAMES YOUR PARENTS WANTED TO NAME YOU: Hmm I think they said something about calling me Susie. That would have been a nice name too, I guess. But Botan is just so…perky! Like me! Happy perky names are great!

WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK A BATH OR SHOWERED?: Hmmm…last night I think. With my bubbles!!!!! BUBBLES!!!!!

WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND OUT OF YOUR RELATIVES?: All my relatives are dead. But my twin sister was really cool!!!! She was just like me!!! We were like sisters!! Wait, we WERE sisters. He he he my bad.

CAN YOU HELP ME FIND A WAY TO CARRY ON AGAIN? OF COURSE I WILL!!!!!

6. WHO WAS THE FIRST CELEBRITY YOU HAD A CRUSH ON? Hmmm…well now-a-days I have a thing for Brad Pitt going on. Seriously though! Have you seen Troy?!?!?! HE LOOKS SO GOOD!!!! I just want to cover him up with sugar and eat him!!!!

HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS?: It's so sad, I've never been kissed before. Yes, it makes me want to cry.

8. IF YOU WON A $10,000 SHOPPING SPREE TO ONE STORE,

WHICH ONE WOULD YOU PICK? A CANDY STORE!!!!!!!

ARE YOU:

9. AFRAID OF MICE?: MEEEPP!!!! MICE ARE SO ICKY!!!!!!!

10. AFRAID OF BUGS?: EEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!!!

11. WHAT YOU WOULD CALL A "GOOD PERSON"?: Someone who always has a smile on their face. Like ME!

12. VERY RELIGIOUS?: Yes, I'm a very religious person. I pray to Koenma everyday that he will kiss me. Whoops wasn't supposed to say that.

13. SELF-CENTERED?: No way, I'm smiling too much to be self-centered.

14. VERY DIFFERENT THEN WHAT PEOPLE THINK?: No, not really. I really am just a happy, perky girl who is hyper all the time!

15. ASHAMED TO CRY?: Never!!!!!

16. CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT?: Of course!!!! THE LITTLE FURRY ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE!!!!!

17. EASILY GROSSED OUT?: Yes!!!! BUGS ARE DISGUSTING!!!!!

18. SICK OF REALITY TV SHOWS?: Of course not!!!!!!! They're so beautiful and realistic! How could anyone ever get sick of them?!?!?! And they're always so original.

19. JUMPY/HIGH-STRUNG?: Never! Though I do jump around a lot.

20. AFRAID OF THE UNKNOWN?: yes. Except for when I'm on my oar, then I can face anything!

21. CONCERNED ABOUT VIOLENCE ON TV?: YES!!!!! See what it did to Yusuke?!?!?!?!?!!

22. VERY COMPETITIVE?: No, unless there is someone who wants to challenge me to a game of "who can be the most hyper". Then I won't let anyone beat me!!!!

23. GULLIBLE?: Of course not!!!

24. VEGETARIAN?: Yes!!! The poor little furry animals must live on!!!!!

25. NAMED AFTER SOMEONE?: I think I'm named after a boat.

DO YOU:

26. DREAM IN COLOR?: OF COURSE!!! COLORS ARE SO PRETTY!!!

27. BELIEVE HOROSCOPES HAVE TRUTH IN THEM?: How could they not be true?!?!?!!?

28. BELIEVE IN GHOSTS/THE SUPERNATURAL? Wow the boys were right for once! Of course I do! I'M THE GRIM REAPER!!!

29. THINK THERE'S LIFE ON OTHER PLANETS? Definitely!!!! People think I'm from another planet sometimes.

30. LIKE SAPPY MOVIES? They're always so beautiful, I cry every time I see them.

31. LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK? OF COURSE!!!! I'M A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL NATURAL BLUE!!!!

32. THINK YOU'RE FAT? How could you be so mean as to call me fat?!?!?! Whhhaaaa I hate you now!!! Wait, no I don't hate anyone.

33. ADMIRE SOMEONE TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WISH YOU

COULD BE THEM?: No I like myself too much!

34. LIKE TECHNO MUSIC?: it's ok. But I like pop better, cus it just makes me feel all bubbly!!!!

35. LIKE THE CURRENT LEADER OF YOUR COUNTRY?: Um…I live in Rekai, and I like Koenma ok. Ok, maybe a little more than ok. FINE! I LIKE HIM A LOT!!!

36. LIKE THE TV SHOW "THE OSBORNES"?: Yup!!! It's so funny!!! A little vulgar, but still funny!!!

37. EXAGGERATE SOMETIMES TO MAKE A POINT? Of course not! Hitting people with my oar is NOT exaggerating something to make a point. Ok maybe it is. BUT THAT'S A ONE TIME THING!

38. LIKE LONG HAIR ON GUYS? Of course!!!!! It looks so good on them!!! I mean, take Kurama, Youko, Itsuki, Shishiwakumaru, Raizen, and Yomi. All of them have long hair and all of them are drop dead gorgeous! Ok maybe not Raizen and Yomi, Raizen just cus he's ancient, and Yomi's just plain weird. Scratch those two!

39. LIKE ANCHOVIES? EEEEEEWWWWWW FISH ARE NASTY!!!!!!

40. TAKE BUBBLE BATHS? WEEEEE!!! BUBBLES!!!!

41. CONSIDER YOURSELF SMART? I am a genius in disguise. Ok stop looking at me like I'm a freak, you're just jealous because I'm smarter AND prettier than you! MUHAHAHAHAHAH

42. BELIEVE IN CLONING? If it means that there are countless thousands of copies of me running around, then definitely! The world could use more of me.

43. HAVE SOMETHING OF A FRIEND'S THAT YOU BORROWED AND

NEVER GAVE BACK? How could you possibly think I would do something like that!??!?! What are you looking at? No, this isn't Koenma's pacifier, now go away! It's mmmiiiinnnneeeee.

44. HAVE ANY SYNDROMES/PERMANENT ILLNESSES THAT YOU'D

CARE TO ADMIT? Nope! Wait, I'm permanently hyper. Does that count?

45. HAVE AN EMBARRASSING MIDDLE NAME? Tehehehehehe oh my god! Kurama!! I didn't know your middle name was Zass!!! Teheheheheheheheheehehe

46. TAKE THE LITTLE BOTTLES OF SHAMPOO FROM HOTELS? Of course! How do you think I get my shampoo when Kurama locks me out of his house and won't give me his?

47. USE HERBAL ESSENCE SHAMPOO? Mmmmmm smelly flowery shampoo is good for Botan.

HAVE YOU EVER...

48. FLUSHED A FISH DOWN THE TOILET? No way!!! Fish are nasty!!!!

49. GONE COW TIPPING? Tehehehehehe no, but I've seen it done. It's so funny!!! The cows have their legs up in the air and they can't get up and they're like TURTLES!!!!

50. MADE A PRANK CALL? Hahahahahaha I remember when Kuwabara prank called Hiei. It was so funny!!! But Hiei kinda saw through it, and then they started screaming at each other over the phone, and I was deaf for three days.

51. SET PART OF YOURSELF ON FIRE? Of course not! Ok Kuwabara, you'd better not really be catching yourself on fire. Cus then you're going to look like a lobster that's been burned and that's not good!!!

52. HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER? Does Koenma count as a teacher?

53. THOUGHT AN CARTOON CHARACTER WAS HOT? Wow. The boys have brains. This question really doesn't make sense.

THIS OR THAT (CAN'T PICK BOTH!):

54. PRETTY BUT SICKLY OR UGLY AND HEALTHY? PPPPRRREEETTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

55. MAC OR PC? I don't care which. They're both the same to me. Kuwabara you are a moron!!! PC doesn't stand for Pan cake!!! It stands for pudding cake!! And MAC stands for Macaroni And Cheese!!!!!!

56. GRAPE OR ORANGE SODA? Orange!!!!!!! I like the color orange, it's pretty.

57. JUICE OR SODA? SODA!!!!!!!!!! Wow, Kuwabara. I can relate to Bubbles too!!! That fish is my hero!!!!

58. PLAID OR POLKA DOT? POLKA DOOOOTTTSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

59. TOO COLD OR TOO HOT? Too cold! Like ice cream! Wait, too hot is like hot cocoa. WHHHHAAAA I CAN'T DECIDE!!!!!!!

60. FUN DATE OR ROMANTIC DATE? Fun date!!! Cus then they can buy me candy, and soda, and ice cream, and cake, and then more candy, and….

61. FASHIONABLE OR NONCONFORMIST? Fashionable! I gotta look pretty for Koenma-saaammmmaaaa!

62. WORK BACK STAGE OR PERFORM? PERFORM!!!! I love being the center of attention.

63. SHOWER OR BATH? Baths, cus then you can have BUBBLE BATHS!!! You know, Kuwabara and I have almost the same answers. This is scaring me.

64. ELECTRIC RAZOR OR NOT? BOTH!!!! Cus you use the electric razor when you're a lazy bum, and the hand held one when you're not!

65. EUTHANASIA OR SLOW, PAINFUL, NATURAL DEATH? Euthanasia death! Cus then I don't have to look ugly for very long!

66. SMART AND CRUEL OR STUPID AND KIND? Definitely stupid and kind. Like Kuwabara!!!!!!! AND ME!!!! Wait, no, not me. Forget I ever said that.

67. MENTALLY ILL OR PHYSICALLY SICK? Mentally ill, because then people feel sorry for you and give you CANDY!!!!!!

WOULD YOU:

68. GO OUT WITH SOMEONE EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THEM? No way. That's stupid

69. GIVE YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESION IN EXCHANGE FOR

YOUR DEEPEST DESIRE? Definitely!!!!! Teheheheh Kuwabara's a moron, Kuwabara's a moron. Come on, everybody join in in the song! Kuwabara's a moron, Kuwabara's a moron.

70. CONSIDER BEING A CONTESTANT ON A REALITY TV SHOW? I'm on a show already!!!! And I'm a very important character. You know why? BECAUSE I HAVE AN OAR AND A BASEBALL BAT!! Woohoo go me!! I kick butt!

71. DIE TO SAVE SOMEONE ELSE? I'm already dead, and the person I love can't die, I don't think. So this question doesn't apply to me. Nah nah nah nah nah

72. BE ABLE TO BE COMPLETELY NAKED IN FRONT OF A

COMPLETE STRANGER? EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!! Like Kuwabara HAS virgin eyes.

73. CHEAT ON A TEST IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD FAIL IF YOU

DIDN'T? I don't take tests!!!!!!! I EAT SUGAR!!!!!!

74. LIE ON A PERSONALITY TEST? Why? It's a personality test? If Hiei got an F--------- then Kuwabara would get a Incomplete---------------------------

75. TELL SOMEONE IF YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS DOING

SOMETHING ILLEGAL? Maybe. I don't know.

76. TAKE A RISK THAT 50% OF THE TIME RESULTS IN DEATH

JUST TO SAY YOU DID? No way!!!!!!!!!!!

77. TELL SOMEONE YOU LIKED THEM EVEN IF THEY HAD A

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? Nope! Teheheehehehehehe coats can talk now? I didn't know that.

78. TRY TO GET THE PERSON YOU LIKED TO BREAK UP WITH

THEIR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SO YOU COULD GO OUT WITH

THEM? Mmmmaaaayyybbbeeee.

79. PUT A ROMANTIC INTEREST OVER A FRIEND? Teheheehehehe that's for me to know and you to find out. Ooooooh Hiei likes Kurama! Hiei likes Kurama! All together now! Hiei likes Kurama! Hiei likes Kurama!

80. GO OUT WITH YOUR BEST (non-romantic) FRIEND OF THE

OPPOSITE SEX? OF COURSE! Teheheehehehehehehehehe. I'm not gonna say. Ooooooo. I WANNA KNOW WHAT HIEI WROTE!!!!!

81. KILL SOMEONE IN SELF-DEFENSE? Been there, done that. Ooo COATS!!! I WANT A TALKING COAT!!!!

82. HURT SOMEONE PURPOSEFULLY AND NOT IN SELF-DEFENSE? Yup! It was fun!!!

83. KILL SOMEONE IF YOU KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER GET

CAUGHT? Probably not. Awwwww that's so sad! Hiei, I'm sorry you got thrown off the big bad cliff. Here, have my used tissue. It'll make you feel better.

84. FEIGN INTEREST IN SOMETHING JUST TO HAVE IT IN

COMMON WITH SOMEONE? Mmmmaaaaayyybbbeeee

WHAT IS:

85. YOUR FAVORITE JOLLY RANCHER FLAVOR? BLUEBERRY!!!!!!

86. YOUR FAVORITE LIFE SAVOR FLAVOR? STRAWBERRY AND CREAM!!!!!

87. YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GUM? Candy is the center of my universe. CINNAMON!!!!!

88. IN YOUR POCKET? CANDY!!!!! Oooh bad growling coat, bad! Go to your room! You're grounded!

89. YOUR FAVORITE COMPUTER GAME THAT CAME WITH THE

COMPUTER? (SOLITARE, PINBALL, ECT) Ummmmm I don't know I don't play on the computer. I'm too busy eating candy.

90. THE LAST BUILDING YOU WERE IN (besides the one

you're in now)? Ummmmm I don't remember.

91. THE LAST THING YOU SAID ALOUD? I said Tehehehehehehe Kuwabara's been grossed out by Hiei and Kurama. Hiei and Kurama, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage! Wait, they can't have a baby. Ok change that! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby doll in the baby carriage!! Weeee that was fun!!!

92. THE LAST THING YOU SANG/PLAYED ON AN INSTRUMENT? Hiei and Kurama sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby doll in the baby carriage! Weeee I love that song!

93. THE LAST THING THAT YOU BOUGHT? A WHOLE BAG OF SKITTLES!!!!

94. THE LAST EVENT YOU GOT DRESSED UP FOR? Seeing Kkkoooeeeennnmmmaaaaa-ssssaaaammmmaaa. I sound like a snake. MEEEPP!!!

95. THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING YOU BOUGHT ENTIRELY WITH

YOUR OWN MONEY? The entire drugstore's supply of candy!!!!!!!!!

96. YOUR FAVORITE KIDDY BOOK? Alice in Candyland!!! I wish I could find Candyland! (a/n: Once again, I highly doubt this is a real book, cus I just made it up.)

97. YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW? AMERICAN IDOL!!!! I wish they'd sing my song though. Wanna hear it? Ok here it goes. Hiei and Kurama, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby doll in the baby carriage!!

98. THE BEST DELIVERY PIZZA? CCCCHHHHHEEEESSSEE!!!

99. YOUR EARLIEST MEMORY? Eating my first Starburst. Mmmmm I remember it just like it was yesterday. Wait, maybe that's because I had two bags of Starbursts yesterday. Tehehehe. My bad.

100. YOUR FAVORITE COMMERCIAL? THE CANDY COMMERCIALS!!!! Oooh I WANNA SEE KURAMA IMITATE THE HERBAL ESSENCE COMMERCIALS!!!!

WHAT...

101. KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU OWN? I don't know. The Rekai one. Which I'm not really supposed to be on, but that's ok!!!

102. ARE YOU WEARING? My bright pink kimono!!!! Oooo talking coats!!!!!!! I WANT A TALKING COAT!!!!!!

103. DO YOU THINK ABOUT CROSS-DRESSERS? They're ok. I agree, Kurama and Hiei really are cross dressers. I mean, they might call those things robes, tunics, and cloaks, but they're really just dresses with pants under them. Ooooooh naughty coat! No having a bad mouth!

104. INSTRUMENT DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PLAY? ACCORDION!!!!! Oh yeah, accordion pride.

105. TIME DID YOU GO TO BED LAST NIGHT? I don't know. OOOO WHAT DID HIEI SAY?!?!?! WHAT DID HIEI SAY?!?!?!?!

106. TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? No idea.

107. CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? SPICE GIRLS!!!! They're my heroes. OOO GO COATS GO!!! EAT KUWABARA!!!! EAT HIM!!!!!

108. DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT 1999? A lot of cute guys died and I got to bring them to Rekai!!! Weee that was a good year. Oooo NO! BAD KURAMA BAD! SIT! HEEL! NO KILLING HIEI WITH A COMB!!!! YAY!!!! GO COAT GO!!!!! EAT HIM!!!! EAT HHHIIIMMM!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE VISCIOUS METALLIC ZIPPER OF DEATH!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Darkdemonchild: Teheeheheheheeh that was fun.

Kuri: You're weird. That was probably the worst chapter yet!!! And what was with all the songs?!? Huh? Huh?!?!?!?!

Ddc: Thank you very much, I try to be weird. I'm glad my hard work has finally paid off. ^_^

Kuri: Retard.

Ddc: Loser.

Kuri: Moron.

Ddc: BAKA MUY GRANDE!!!

Kuri: -_-;;; just start the end note already.

Ddc: MUHAHAHA I win. Ok, sorry if this chappie wasn't anywhere as good as the last one, I wrote most of this at 10 in the morning, which is very early for me. I'll try to be funnier in the next chapter. And don't forget, please review with suggestions for the next survey victim!!! ^_~