Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yu Yu Hakusho Re-Written: Journey to Maze Castle. ❯ Swords, Whips and Scythes - Oh my! ( Chapter 1 )

Pre AN (Does that make any sense?) : This was originally posted on Fanfiction.net before I left their sorry ass (Gee, you can't tell i'm hostile towards FF.net, can you. Note, that was sarcasam.) and deleted all but my first fictions and this. I will be deleting most ANs but not all.

I would also like to state that in the manga kurama has Black hair and lavender eyes and that I think the dubbed anime sucks so bad most of maze castle is based off of the manga as is Kurama's appearance.

Please contenue.

Author's notes:

Title: Yu Yu Hakusho: Re-Written (Re-write) (Revised edition)

Rated: PG 13

For: violence, almost sexual situations, and cursing.

Genre: Action adventure, Supernatural, fantasy.

This has been revised a LOT, after talking with friends and searching sites I have

learned about things that happen in the manga that I wish to incorporate in this revised

edition. Oh, I also decided to change things about Kat. This is Practically a COMPLEATLY diffrent story from my origanal re-write (Wich will be deleted after this one is compleated)

I (Kat Reverie) Do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Kurama Youko (I do sorta wish he owned

me *Kat Coughs and blushes*), Jaganshi Hiei, any of the other characters, story

lines, histories, or things of the like, All of them belong to Togashi Yoshihiro and the

producers of the Yu Yu Hakusho Television show, as well as the printers of the manga

and other merchandise.

All I have done is edited things so I could fit my own characters in, all I own are my

characters, my character's histories, and a few plot editions. (Primarily because they

could be done in an original fiction with no problems at all because they are plots I was

going to use with my charras but decided against and conformed for these fictions.)

Oh, and my poor excuse for a brain but that doesn't count. Besides, Who would want to steal/own my lame grey matter?

Please do not flame, if you do I have no Quarrels reporting you , no quarrels

at all. (I also like to humiliate people ^_^ so fair warning to flamers, i have a whole site dedicated to my replies to you) Let's not forget that I do not appreciate flames on top of the fact that no one

forced you to read this in the first place. I Do however like Constructive critasisim.

By Contenuing you acknowledge the above facts and that if you use Kat or Tamren in

something without my permission till my manga is on my site that you will let me hunt

you down and beat you in the ass with a stick the size of my vocabulary, and lets

just say I like to read the dictionary and am learning various languages.

Okis, feel free to continue and I won't really beat you with a stick if you use Kat and

Tamren, I'll just poke you till your head falls off. ^__^ I like poking things.

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Chapter one: Swords, Whips, and Scythes - oh my!

The red haired girl growled loudly, her green eyes and light scowl making it more than obvious that she was not pleased. Yuusuke smirked at her expression, his brown eyes showing the starts of mischief. "Oh Kat. Come on. Don't tell me you actually want to see that movie." The girl growled, her eyes locked angrily with his, making him cringe at her sharp glance. " No, you dumb ass. I am just rather pissed that you idiots are making me walk right between you!" Yuusuke smirked again. "If you didn't want to come you could have stayed with Keiko like a good little girl." Kat growled loudly, sounding more like a feral animal than a human girl. "Remember what happened last time I took a match to your hair?! Shut up or it will happen again!" He grinned more, knowing she wouldn't do such a thing in her current mood.

She then sighed. "How long till we go head to head with the blue faced idiots?" Yuusuke smiled evilly. "We're almost to the alley."

"Now why does that sound like some perverted joke?" Kat sighed again.

She had been going to Sarayashiki Junior High School for about three months and already had the third worst reputation in the entire school for hanging out with Yuusuke and Kuwabara.

Truth be told, she didn't really mind. Her reputation just kept most students from bothering her. At least that's how she saw it. The fact she was kicked out of her last school because some one accused her of getting drunk helped make the rumors of her more believable, at least to the people that hadn't taken time to talk to her kindly, meaning most of the teachers and students.

Kat followed as Kuwabara and Yuusuke walked into an ally and turned around to face their opponents. She was behind both of them this time, obviously weighing the pros and cons in her mind.

Kat groaned as Kuwabara tried to look like something other than an idiot. She already knew what was coming. "Hey you, better turn back before I clobber you! 'Cause I'm Kazuma Kuwabara! Number one punk at sarayashiki High!"

Kat rolled her eyes as the carrot haired idiot struck a pose. "No use lying, the runt is more of a punk then you are." said Yuusuke half laughing. "I'm not a punk at all you idiot, I'm a freak. Get it right will ya?" Kat smirked as the boys blinked at her and turned back to the people that had followed them. Kat almost laughed as she looked at their stalkers, Blue faced high-schoolers with knives drawn. "Oi, Baka tachi. I don't believe they are amused, at all." Kat commented, not really worried about the knives. She was more worried about the fact that in order to get their faces -that- blue they'd have to hold their breath for a week.

"Uh, Urameshi, what do we do now?" Kuwabara asked looking intimidated by the knives. "You realize that is a stupid question, don't you?" Kat said as she watched Yuusuke begin the Rei Teppô. "Shoto Teppô!" Kat blinked as several shotgun like blasts of spirit energy hit the blue faced boys, sending them back a few feet, and out colder Ice. "That's a new one." Kat muttered, slightly impressed with Yuusuke's attack. "Wow Urameshi! It was like a shot gun or something." Kuwabara said grinning like the idiot he was. Kat rolled her eyes. "Don't make me hurt you." "Uh Kuwabara, that was the whole point." Yuusuke sweat dropped at his idiotic friend, and then his violent one as she screamed curses at the idiot. "Guys, I think some one is watching us." said Yuusuke a bit concerned.

Kat blinked and looked to Yuusuke, "I think you're right, I was too busy cursing out The Idiot out to even notice."

Kat all most fell over when she heard Kuwabara yell his statement about being the number one punk again. He had seen some one in the shadows, a green and purple skinned demon in a trench coat, the trench coat was obviously not much of a camouflage if Kuwabara saw it first. "I think we should follow it. Sense it has no human form the odds of it being a good youkai are slim-to-none." Kat commented briefly, already chasing the coated figure. The two boys followed, one thinking Kat was being a dolt, the other trying to think of ways to prove he wasn't an idiot. The latter was not succeeding at all.

They saw the demon round a corner and ran a bit faster, right before they reached the corner they heard what sounded like a metal pipe being bashed across some ones head. Kat cringed at the thought and stopped right behind Kuwabara and Yuusuke, where she couldn't see a thing.

"Talking about team work! That was some chase!" Kat blinked at the oddly familiar, perky, female voice. "Hey Botan, what's up?" Kat blinked at the familiar name when Yuusuke said it, and even more at Kuwabara's reaction to the owner if the voice. She had forgotten where that voice was from, but something told her the sensible thing to do would be walking away.

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Kat watched the blue haired, pink eyed, ferry girl of the underworld knock on the floor of the abandoned warehouse. Botan had explained that they were going to a place in the Makai called 'The City of Ghosts and Apparitions' to defeat four demons called the four saint beasts.

She was looking forward to having something to do, especially after spirit world told her to stop catching people on fire. She also wanted a chance to get stronger without having to go to her torturer of a trainer.

"Uh Botan, Knocking on warehouse floors is Okay and all, but shouldn't we be trying to find the entrance to Makai?"

Kat blinked and looked at Yuusuke, "Baka, I believe that's what she's doing."

"Bingo Kat Chan!" Kat all but jumped out of her skin at the sudden cheerful reply. "We opened up a portal here somewhere. I just got to.. Bingo!"

Kat sweat dropped, "Do you -Have- to say 'bingo' so much?" "Yep!" Kat sighed exasperatedly, "Of all the people from my last dealing with spirit world, you just -Had- to be the one that handled this mission didn't you? I mean Sumire or Hana don't drive me as bonkers as you do. Hell! Bara was less of a pain and her tongue is sharper than the blade of my scythe!"

Botan only giggled, "We both know you can't drive, you're too young." Kat got a sour look on her face. Secretly she thought Botan had been trying for that reaction. "Forget I even said anything." why cant I seem to do things the sensible way, period? she thought inwardly.

Yuusuke blinked at Kat, "You've had dealings with spirit world before now?"

"Well of course, a person that hadn't would have either freaked out at those bugs or not seen them at all. Well, with the exception of idiots like Kuwabara." She grinned widely. "Besides, I figured even you would have realized that it's not every day a girl with magic tells an idiot like yourself about it. About the time you were being revived I got in deep trouble with Reikai, they were mad that I kept catching people on fire.

"At the current time they, unfortunately, make the rules for mages, witches, sorcerers, spell casters, et cetera."

Yuusuke looked uncomfortable, "You caught people on fire?" "Well yeah, where do you think all those cases of spontaneous combustion came from? Besides, that's what spontaneous combustion is, sadistic mages on the loose." Kat grinned evilly which made Yuusuke squirm. "Uh, what's a mage, and stop grinning like that." Kat laughed suddenly looking like a somewhat normal person, "A mage is some one that uses magic, differently from witches, and warlocks and all that bunch, we use our own languages, they aren't based on any other languages and I'll be damned if I see a white mage and a black mage working together, their magic would cancel the other one's out, unlike black and white witches who can work together but don't... I was grinning?" Yuusuke laughed nervously. "Uh, hey, Botan, when do we get going?" Botan sweat dropped. "Well, Kuwabara just jumped in,, so you should probably follow, soon, like um, now." "You sure we can't let him get eaten first?" Kat suggested seriously.

"Uh, no. Now hurry up Yuusuke, and if you're going, you too Kat." "Hey!! Why does she get to choose whether or not to go!" Kat Grinned at Yuusuke, "Because -I- am not Reikai Tantei."

Yuusuke glared darkly at her, she raised an eyebrow and have him a 'is that supposed to scare me?' look.

Kat watched as Botan and Yuusuke talked, not really caring what was said, which was rather usual for her. Botan gave Yuusuke a compact making Kat come up with oddly disturbing images of Yuusuke wearing make up. When Yuusuke jumped into the green glow coming from the floor of the warehouse Kat stopped snickering at the image of him cross dressing on a night on the town, Botan had started speaking to her. "Are you sure you want to go?" Kat nodded smiling, "Of Course Botan, I'm allowed to roast people there, remember." Before Botan could reply, Kat dived into the portal having the feeling there would be a long fall.

Her hunch was correct, a huge grin spread across her face as she saw the ground rushing towards her, at exactly the right moment she did a flip and landed on her feet as though she were a cat or a gymnast. When she heard a groan and looked at the pile of idiots about five feet to her left, She giggled as they tried to untangle from each other.

"Hey!!! You did that to show off didn't you!?" Kat looked to Kuwabara, an incredulous look on her face, "No, I did that because I'm in a skirt you moron." "Oh." He replied making himself sound more stupid than ever. She sweat dropped, "Oh boy, you're losing brain cells by the second. Damn it, by the time we're done your stupid idiocy will be contagious." Kuwabara blinked some more, "What are brain cells?" Kat Blinked in disbelief, "Now that's just wrong...."

Moments later, there was a sudden shaking in the ground. Kat yelped loudly as robed gremlin-like creatures sprouted up everywhere. She didn't expect this at all.

Kat eeped loudly, a look on her face that fit her next words exactly, "Oh shit." Both Yuusuke and Kuwabara stood up quickly. "What the hell are these things?"

Kuwabara said as some of the little apparitions started attacking them.

"Little green men? How the hell am I supposed to know?!" Yuusuke yelled.

"They are Fugaki, you utter LAME BRAINS. They are flesh eating apparitions of short stature." Kat stated, summoning a long deadly looking weapon into her grasp, it was a scythe with a wickedly shaped silver blade. "Since when did you become an expert on demons?" Yuusuke asked. "Just shut up." Kat replied, resisting the urge to hurt him.

As the boys punched the Fugaki, Kat slashed at them with her scythe, after about three minutes of slashing and defending Kat got a sinking feeling in her heart, "Guys, I think we're screwed."

Kat yelped as she was brought down suddenly by a swift onslaught of Fugaki. Kuwabara and Yuusuke were brought down almost simultaneously. Kat felt the Fugaki tearing at her shirt and skirt. Quickly realizing that they didn't want to eat her just yet, but do something many times as bad in her opinion, she screamed so loud that Yuusuke and Kuwabara were actually more worried about her than themselves.

"Boom!" Moments later several Fugaki near her blew up. She got to her feet, only to be drug back down.

Both Kuwabara and Yuusuke yelled, "What?!" at the same time. Then Kuwabara yelled before they could get an answer, "I think they are trying to eat me!"

Kat's immediate reply was, "Damn, these thing's have worse taste than my cat, and she eats the things I cook!" She screeched as she felt claws cut at her hips.

"Fwoosh!" Several Fugaki then caught on fire all over the place. She continued this till it stopped working, she had managed to get into a kneeling position, but she would be unable to lift and use her pole arm in such a position. As Fugaki rushed towards her, her eyes widened in fear of what was about to happen. "Rose whip!" Kat Blinked as a long green whip with thorns cut all of the Fugaki near her in perfect halves.

She blinked again and looked to the place the whip came from and saw a Fugaki that was taller than even Yuusuke. Kat watched as he and another Fugaki, about half the size of Kuwabara but still taller than the average Fugaki, killed almost all of the smaller ones. she felt herself blushing as she looked at the taller Fugaki, wondering why.

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Kat's translations,

Reikai tantei- Spirit detective

Rei teppô- Spirit gun

Shotto teppô- shot gun.

Baka tachi- Idiots

Pole arm- Weapons such as halberds, naginanta, glaives, scythes, Basically blades mounted on poles, I think spears qualify as pole arms as well.

Many thanks to my beta-ers that pointed out a lot of small and also critical mistakes!

Please note you may see things like " Chapter 2 ~*~ Main " And other things or the sort from time to time, I Include those in the files sence i post them on my fan fiction site and forgot to pull them out in my initial upload of the chapters n.n; Yeah, I'm stupid, and sloppy, and lazy. Thank the Gods for thorough Beta Readers who point out every mistake they find. (I have a capitilisation problem, I forget to)

Till next time, Kat Reverie.