Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yusuke’s and Hiei’s excellent ADVENTURE! ❯ What should we name this chapter ( Chapter 2 )

Yusuke's and Hiei's excellent ADVENTURE!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON DUDES!


Lya: Like, O-M.-G. It's been an awfully long while.

Aya: yeah it has.

Lya: We would give you details on why we just haven't updated…but you might die.
Aya: I think we were just too lazy to update. She just didn't wanna say she was lazy though.

Lya: HEY I'M NOT LAZY! You sound like Canada…

Aya: shuddup Britain! I might just join Germany and take over your country!! >.<

Lya: NOO! SPAIN!

Hiei: umm….

Aya: Shuddup Hiei we're planning hostile take over and certain people we know are certain countries.

Lya: Spain! Why would you join Germany and leave me, awesomely cool Britain with USA and Canada? They suck at DDR!

Aya: fine I'll join Italy and take over! Nyah!

Lya: But we're taking over Italy tomorrow! DUH!

Aya: well then maybe me and Cuba will start planning stuff and take over the U.S. and Canada then you'll have no allies!!! Mwuhuhahaha!

Lya: That's so mean T_T
Kurama: Uhm, on with the story ladies?
Lya: SHUDDUP! *gloomy corner*
Yusuke: POPTARTS!

Aya: WHERE?! I WANT POPTARTS!! They make me thirsty though.
Lya: *sniff* on with the story and we can get pop tarts for our peace treaty…
Aya: OO-KAY!! LET'S WRITE! XP

 

 

The screen was filled with the grey fuzzy noise, as Hiei and Yusuke sat on their comfy pillows.
“Ah, I can't wait!” Yusuke shouted as he shoved a handful of popcorn in his mouth.
“I don't think the movie works…” Hiei suggested.

Yusuke looked at Hiei and then at the T.V. “Hey you're right! PIECE OF CRAP!”

The fuzziness on the screen started to fade as a picture started to form on the TV.

“What the hell is that?! That does not look like a toaster.” Yusuke said.

The picture became less and less fuzzy and suddenly the picture became perfectly clear. Random things started to appear on the screen and a weird ringing sound came from the TV.

(authors not: we don't remember everything that the movie of the Ring shows so use your imagination. We know that there's a ladder and a chair in it though!! And centipedes and maggots and other… disgusting things.)

“What the crap….?” Yusuke questioned. “I DON'T SEE A TOASTER ANYWHERE!!”

The T.V. faded into the grey fuzz once more. Then the phone rang. Yusuke shot up and walked over to the space man phone. He picked up the receiver.
“'Ullo?”

“……SIETE DIAS…..”
“Excuse mwah?”
“….siete dias…estupido!”
“Say what? You know I don't speak French!”
“…SIETE DIAS….”

“Don't go there girlfriend.” Yusuke said and snapped his fingers as he hung up the phone.
“Who was it?” Hiei asked as Yusuke took his seat.
“Oh some, French person.”
“A French person?”
“Yep. I want some Freedom Fries now.”

“Freedom Fries?”

“Yeah! Maybe some Freedom Toast!”
“What the hell are you talking about?”

Yusuke just smiled and got up from his seat once more and click to stop button on the VCR and looked through the piles of movies.
“What should we watch this time?”
“I don't care.”

The T.V. flicked on.

“Hiei, turn that off.”
“You think I know how to work this contraption?”
“You sound like a grandma.”

“Do not!”
“Do too!”

“Bitch please!”
“Hiei…stop watching MTV will you?”
“Whaaat?”
“Monkey.”
The T.V. turned to the grey fuzz.
“Just unplug it Hiei!”
Hiei got up from his seat and pushed the TV away from the wall and pulled the plug out.
“Happy?”
“No.”

“gr.”
“It's still on.”

“It shouldn't I just pulled the plug thing out.”
“Let me see the plug then!”
Hiei held up the un-pulled plug to Yusuke, who's jaw dropped. He stood up and kicked the TV.
“Demented TV!!!”

The TV suddenly turned dull colors with a picture of a small triangular well.
“What?” Yusuke shouted at the TV. “What now!?”

“I though wells were circular…” Hiei muttered.
They sat down in their seats, eating the popcorn, to see what would happen next.

“Well this is possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.” Hiei said.

“Hiei you're such a pessimist you never like anything!” Yusuke replied, “Obviously this is a suspenseful part of the movie. Maybe the toaster fell down the well!!”

“You're such a idiot…”

“Am not!”

“Are too!!”
“Am not!

“Are too!”

Suddenly there was loud ringing coming from the t.v.

“jeez Hiei!! Stop playing your damn flute!!” Yusuke said.

“I've never even seen a flute before!!” Hiei said.

“Yes you have!”
“Where?!”
“Kurama's pants!”

Hiei just glares at Yusuke and then turn to the TV.

“Uhm I don't think that's a toaster either…” Hiei pointed to a dead looking girl who was climbing out the well.

“HOLY SHIT!! THE TOASTER HAS REALIZED HIS DREAM AND BECOME HUMAN!! NOW HE CAN GO BE WITH HIS MASTER IN THE JUNK YARD!! Well I think that's how the story goes…” Yusuke said as he stood up and scratched his chin as if pondering something.

“You're such a nut.” Hiei said, as he still looked at the TV watched the dead looking girl twitched towards the TV.
“Great affects if you ask me.” Yusuke said, still scratching his chin.
“Affects?”
“Shuddup.”

“I was only asking…”

“Well, just watch.”
By now the dead twitching girl was inches away from the screen. She stretched her arms out and they started coming out of the TV!
“WHOA 3D WE DON'T EVEN GOT THOSE SNAZZY GOGGLES!” Yusuke exclaimed.

The dead twitching girl wrapped her hand around Hiei's wrist.

“JEEKERS CROW!!” Hiei exclaimed.

“HOLY CRAP!!” Yusuke said as he proceeded to smack the dead twitching girl with pillows.

The room was a battle zone. Feathers all over the room, Hiei screaming like a woman, and Yusuke battling gloriously with their space cadet pillows as the dead twitching girl continued her journey out of the television.

“DAMNIT!!” Yusuke said “WHY WON'T YOU GO BACK INTO THE T.V.?!?!!”
The dead twitching girl stopped and cracked her neck towards Yusuke.
“…siete dias…”
“YOURE THAT FRENCH LADY?!”
“…I'M NOT FRENCH ALRIGHT?! IT IS SPANISH! SPAN-ISH! ARE YOU AN IDIOT?! I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING IN FRENCH!!!! GAWD DAMNIT!” she gave a gigantic tug and dragged the womanly screaming Hiei into the TV and Yusuke who out of complete curiosity grabbed Hiei's legs.
“WOOOOOO!”

 

 

Lya: SUSPENSE!!

Aya: Uhm we forgot the disclaimer so we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the Ring.

Lya: MWAHAH. You believed in the Brave Toaster scheme. DIDNTJA?! WELL, IT WAS JUST A DISGUISE! HARDY HAR HAR.

Aya: we're so tricky!!
Yusuke: That crazy twitchy girl.
Hiei: I did not scream like a woman!
Lya: …you defiantly did!
Hiei: I did not!
Lya: CANADA! PLAY BACK!
*play back Hiei screaming*
Lya: TOLD YA!

Hiei: You…you…PEOPLE! *runs away crying*

Aya: haha what a wuss!! No wonder why he didn't join in the pillow fight.

Kurama: You guys are so awful.
Lya: …flute man!
Kurama: Excuse me?
Lya: NOTHING!
Aya: PEACE!
Lya: Till next time luvs!
Aya: byeness!!