Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yusuke’s and Hiei’s excellent ADVENTURE! ❯ Settling In ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Lya_Aya 
they arrive at the hotel, with no name... why are the people here so nutty?! EXTRA AT THE END!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Sci-fi | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.23.2005 | Updated On: 02.23.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
they arrive at the hotel, with no name... why are the people here so nutty?! EXTRA AT THE END!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Sci-fi | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.23.2005 | Updated On: 02.23.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 207 | Status: Completed
Yusuke's and Hiei's excellent ADVENTURE!
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON DUDES!
We don't own anything besides the tour guide(s)! Also we don't own any of the Dane Cook lines that we use in here. DANE COOK IS THE MOTHER-FATHER ROCKER!
Oh and there is going to be DVD movies cause…you know…they went through a time warp thing.
Settling In
* * *
The bus seemed to get slower as the reached a large hotel, without a name.
“What's the name of this hotel, Manna?” Yusuke asked.
“It doesn't have one.” Manna said, as she counted the people on the bus, only four.
“Why not?”
“It's anything people want it to be named.”
“Excellent!” Yusuke said.
Manna flicked his ear. “Stop that, will you? You might wake up spiky.” She shoved a finger at the sleeping Hiei.
“Aw, he's so adorable!” Yusuke cooed. “I just want to hug him and squeeze him!!” Yusuke jumped on him and hugged him.
Hiei woke up, screaming and shoving Yusuke off.
“Where the hell am I?!” He finally managed to say.
“No named Hotel.” Yusuke answered.
“Hell no, you didn't bring me on this damn trip!” Hiei shouted.
“Spiky, be quiet, I have to explain the rules, damnit!” Manna shouted, she was standing at the front of the bus.
“Damn…“ Hiei continue to mutter.
“That's nice, anyways. I have to explain a few rules.” Manna said as she looked down at a clipboard she had in her hand. “First Rule: DO NOT shut off the television at anytime until the movie is over! Second Rule: It will be in your best interest to not rewind the movie unless it's absolutely necessary. Third Rule: DO NOT stop the movie unless authorized personal is in the room and is there to stop the movie for you.”
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON DUDES!
We don't own anything besides the tour guide(s)! Also we don't own any of the Dane Cook lines that we use in here. DANE COOK IS THE MOTHER-FATHER ROCKER!
Oh and there is going to be DVD movies cause…you know…they went through a time warp thing.
Settling In
* * *
The bus seemed to get slower as the reached a large hotel, without a name.
“What's the name of this hotel, Manna?” Yusuke asked.
“It doesn't have one.” Manna said, as she counted the people on the bus, only four.
“Why not?”
“It's anything people want it to be named.”
“Excellent!” Yusuke said.
Manna flicked his ear. “Stop that, will you? You might wake up spiky.” She shoved a finger at the sleeping Hiei.
“Aw, he's so adorable!” Yusuke cooed. “I just want to hug him and squeeze him!!” Yusuke jumped on him and hugged him.
Hiei woke up, screaming and shoving Yusuke off.
“Where the hell am I?!” He finally managed to say.
“No named Hotel.” Yusuke answered.
“Hell no, you didn't bring me on this damn trip!” Hiei shouted.
“Spiky, be quiet, I have to explain the rules, damnit!” Manna shouted, she was standing at the front of the bus.
“Damn…“ Hiei continue to mutter.
“That's nice, anyways. I have to explain a few rules.” Manna said as she looked down at a clipboard she had in her hand. “First Rule: DO NOT shut off the television at anytime until the movie is over! Second Rule: It will be in your best interest to not rewind the movie unless it's absolutely necessary. Third Rule: DO NOT stop the movie unless authorized personal is in the room and is there to stop the movie for you.”
“What the hell?” Hiei said.
“Yeah Manna, what's with all the weird rules??” Yusuke asked.
“You'll see soon enough….” Manna said with a grin that showed that she was hiding something. “Now if you'll all follow me in an orderly fashion I will lead you to your rooms, there you will find everything you need for the week and authorized personal to help you with anything you may need.”
“I got a bad feeling about this…..” Hiei said as he walked off the bus and looks around suspiciously.
Yusuke wasn't listening to him. “WHEO!!! KEG PARTY!!!!!! LET'S KICK OUT THE BEER AND FIND US SOME BABES!!!!!!”
“Yusuke please! Not until you're in your room.” Manna said calmly.
“Hey where's the hot tub?” Yusuke asked.
“Your room is that way, have a nice stay.” Manna said to another guest with a smile. “There is no hot tub. Are you kidding me? This is a vacation hotel where you watch movies, not a bath!”
“DAMNIT!! This is so not excellent dude! This is totally funked up!!” Yusuke said disappointed at the lack of hot tubs.
“Suffer, and get going to your rooms.” Manna said as she shooed them away with her hands and started to skip down the hallway.
Yusuke sighed and picked up his bag and headed to the room Manna said was his and Hiei's. They open the door to the room and both of their jaw dropped. The room was brightly colored in pink and red all around. The curtains had a heart pattern and the floor was a crimson red rug. In the middle of the room there was a bed. It had dark red, silk sheets and was heart shaped.
“Suffer, and get going to your rooms.” Manna said as she shooed them away with her hands and started to skip down the hallway.
Yusuke sighed and picked up his bag and headed to the room Manna said was his and Hiei's. They open the door to the room and both of their jaw dropped. The room was brightly colored in pink and red all around. The curtains had a heart pattern and the floor was a crimson red rug. In the middle of the room there was a bed. It had dark red, silk sheets and was heart shaped.
Yusuke turned to Hiei and said, “Hiei…. You get the floor.”
“No you get the floor and I get the bed.”
“Yeah, but you look older than me. If you get the bed it'll look like you're trying to seduce me…..YOU MICHAEL JACKSON FIEND!!!” Yusuke ran across the room but tripped on the rug and fell onto the bed.
“OH NO YOU DON'T!!” Hiei yelled as he ran towards the bed.
“AHHHH!!! MICHAEL JACKSON!!!! HIEI CHANGED INTO THE KOOL-AID MAN!!!!” Yusuke said.
He pulled a stun-gun out of his pocket and shocked Hiei in the AA-nus.
(A/n: we know how to spell anus, but we gave it a dramatic effect like Dane Cook!! We don't own him or the line)
Manna sprints into the room, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE MOFO!!!” Manna looked around the room and saw Yusuke trying to hug the entire bed, but his arms were to short. She saw Hiei curled up in the feetle position rocking back and forth saying,
He pulled a stun-gun out of his pocket and shocked Hiei in the AA-nus.
(A/n: we know how to spell anus, but we gave it a dramatic effect like Dane Cook!! We don't own him or the line)
Manna sprints into the room, “WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE MOFO!!!” Manna looked around the room and saw Yusuke trying to hug the entire bed, but his arms were to short. She saw Hiei curled up in the feetle position rocking back and forth saying,
“Don't come near me. Don't let the bad man hurt me anymore!!”
“Yusuke, what did you do to the poor little kid!!? THIS ISN'T THE NEVER LAND RANCH!! MICHAEL JACKSON SCANDAL!!!!”
“Yusuke, what did you do to the poor little kid!!? THIS ISN'T THE NEVER LAND RANCH!! MICHAEL JACKSON SCANDAL!!!!”
“Why is Michael Jackson always brought up??” asked someone behind Manna.
“'Cause he's this little Kool-Aid Man/ Little Kid Molester/ Little Boy Groper person and he deserves to be stopped!! So, we must bring him up so that little kids know the dangers of Michael Jackson…him and his fucking glove.” Another voice answered, who was also behind Manna.
“AH! MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!” Hiei screams as he holds his head.
“Man, what a wimp!” the voices said together.
The voices appeared from Manna, to reveal two girls who were the same age as Manna, but a bit shorter, yet taller than one another.
“We got to baby sit wittle babies!” The taller one said.
“HOORAY!” The shorter one screamed, throwing her hands in the air.
“SHUT UP CHUNK AND DUNK!” Manna screamed at both of them, making them fly backwards.
“I'M NOT CHUNK! THE NAMES MIZUKI!!” The shorter one yelled.
“I'M NOT DUNK! EVEN THOUGH I WOULD BE LIKE TO BE DUNKED IN DARK CHOCOLATE AND HUNG OUT TO DRY! THAT'S ONLY IN MY DREAMS!!” The taller one started to day dream and then realized something. “I'M NOT DUNK!! MY NAME IS REMI!”
“That's all nice and dandy, but why the hell do we have a love-dovey suite?” Yusuke finally said. “Even though I like the comfy bed and all, I don't want to share it with the midget.”
“Oh, sorry! We thought you guys were a happy couple!” Mizuki confessed.
“Ugh, idiots!” Manna mumbled.
“AH! MAKE THE VOICES STOP!!” Hiei screams as he holds his head.
“Man, what a wimp!” the voices said together.
The voices appeared from Manna, to reveal two girls who were the same age as Manna, but a bit shorter, yet taller than one another.
“We got to baby sit wittle babies!” The taller one said.
“HOORAY!” The shorter one screamed, throwing her hands in the air.
“SHUT UP CHUNK AND DUNK!” Manna screamed at both of them, making them fly backwards.
“I'M NOT CHUNK! THE NAMES MIZUKI!!” The shorter one yelled.
“I'M NOT DUNK! EVEN THOUGH I WOULD BE LIKE TO BE DUNKED IN DARK CHOCOLATE AND HUNG OUT TO DRY! THAT'S ONLY IN MY DREAMS!!” The taller one started to day dream and then realized something. “I'M NOT DUNK!! MY NAME IS REMI!”
“That's all nice and dandy, but why the hell do we have a love-dovey suite?” Yusuke finally said. “Even though I like the comfy bed and all, I don't want to share it with the midget.”
“Oh, sorry! We thought you guys were a happy couple!” Mizuki confessed.
“Ugh, idiots!” Manna mumbled.
“FLIPPIN IDIOTS YAY!! I HEART NAPOLEON!!!!” Mizuki said drawing a heart in the air with her fingers.
“Napoleon?” Hiei finally sat up regaining his composure.
“Napoleon Dynamite, duh!” Remi said.
“Wanna watch it?” Mizuki said, pulling out the Napoleon Dynamite DVD out of nowhere. “I always carry a spare in case of emergency.”
“Uhh….” Yusuke was about to reply but Manna cut him off.
“NO MOVIES!!!!!!” Manna yelled.
“NO MOVIES?!?!?!!!” Hiei and Yusuke yelled in unison.
“But… that's what they came here for!!” Remi and Mizuki said, getting teary eyed.
“Shut up, it's nothing to cry about. I meant no movies…yet.” Manna replied folding her hands across her chest.
“Well then, let's get `em settled in shall we?” Remi said clapping her hands together. Mizuki and Remi then picked up Yusuke's bag and brought it into another room.
“Hey wait!! Fix the room before you start unpacking!!!!!” Yusuke yelled after them.
Mizuki and Remi hung their heads out the door to the room and asked “What's wrong with it??”
“WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?!?!??!!! IT'S A FUNKING LOVE SUITE!!!!!!!” Yusuke yelled at them.
“Soo??” Remi said.
“WE'RE NOT A COUPLE!!!” Yusuke and Hiei yelled at the same time.
“Really? `Cause I think you'd make a cute couple!” Mizuki smiled.
“You're kidding me right?” Hiei replied.
“NOOOO!!!! THEY'RE TOO CUTE TO BE TAKEN!!!!!” Remi yelled and started to cry.
“There, there, it's all right. I know they're hot but…. but…..” Mizuki started to cry too. “WAAAH!!! THEY'RE SOOO HOT BUT THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!”
“Where are they getting this from??” Yusuke whispered to Hiei.
“Oh my gosh! They're whispering sweet nothings to each other!!! IT'S TRUE THEY ARE TOGETHER! WAAAH!!!!” Remi said as her and Mizuki start to cry harder.
“THEY'RE NOT TOGETHER!!!!” Manna finally declared.
Remi and Mizuki sniffled and asked, “They're not?”
“No. Now clean yourselves up and finish unpacking for them!”
“O-kay!” Mizuki and Remi said raising their hands to their foreheads, saluting Manna and then went back into the room and finished unpacking.
“Are you going to fix our room??” Hiei asked Manna.
“No….. It's the only room left your just going to have to deal with it.”
“DAMNIT!!” Yusuke shouted.
“While you're waiting for your room to be done, would you like to follow me to the movie picking area?”
“Eh, what the hell?” Yusuke shrugged, as he followed Manna, who was already walking down the hall.
Hiei just stood their. Yusuke turned around and waved for him to hurry up, but Hiei only glared, causing Yusuke to run back over to him.
“What's wrong, sweet thang?” Yusuke said, jokingly of course.
“SEE, THEY ARE TRUE A HAPPY COUPLE!!” Remi shouted back to Mizuki.
A loud, screaming `NO' came from the room.
“WE'RE NOT A COUPLE FOR THE LAST TIME!!” Hiei shouted, as his black dragon came, flaring up behind him.
“THEY EVEN GOT A PET DRAGON, MIZUKI!” Remi cried, as she ran back into the room.
Hiei clenched his fist, and his black dragon aura started to surround him.
“Aw, Hiei, don't be such a sour-puss!” Yusuke said, attempting to pat him on the back, but kept flinching away when the dragon looked at him.
Hiei turned on his heel, and walked down the hall, his dragon aura following.
“Now ladies and gentleman, that was creepy.” Yusuke said to now one particular.
When Yusuke finally caught up to Hiei and Manna, they were picking out random DVDs and VHSs.
“What movie are you going to watch first?” Manna asked, as she shoved at least a hundred movies each at both of them.
“What do you suggest?” Yusuke asked, behind the pile of movies.
“I suggest you watch…this one! It's a weird kid's movie, just to get you started.” She smiled and left.
“What's the name of the movie?” Hiei asked, as they headed back to their room.
“I can't see it; I'll check when we get back to the room.”
Yusuke kicked the door open to their room, and dropped the movies onto the floor with a loud `thunk'. Hiei followed suit. They took a look around the room. The walls were still pink and red, but the curtains were replaced by, dark blue ones with little kid ones. They had small space ships on them, taking off and had stars and moons on them too. The large heart shaped bed was replaced by two twin beds, side by side. The comforters were both dark blue, with teletubies on them. There were stuffed animals all around the room and oversized pillows.
“WHAT THE HELL?!” Yusuke shouted, as he took another glance around.
Remi and Mizuki slide into the room, smiling proudly.
“YEAH FOR LITTLE KID STUFF!” Mizuki shouted, throwing confetti.
“WHAT?!” Hiei shouted.
“Well, we thought instead of a lovey-dovey sweet you guys can have a NEVER-NEVER LAND THEME!!” Remi shouted. “Although, I think they have heart-shape beds in the never-never land ranch…”
“But we aren't sure, so we just put the twin beds in, just in case you two wanted, ya know…” Mizuki winked slyly at the two boys, who were flinching.
“GAH!! JUST GET OUT YOU TWO!” Yusuke shouted, shoving them out the door.
“But…but!” they both started to say, but the door slammed on them before they could finish.
“There!” Yusuke said, wiping his hands together.
“Gosh!” Mizuki shouted through the door. “If they wanted alone time they should've just asked!”
“I know!” Remi agreed.
Yusuke and Hiei ignored them, and sat down in front of the 100 inched screen TV.
(A/N: is there even a TV that big?!)
“Well, we might as well watch the movie Manna suggested!” Yusuke said, picking the tape up.
“What is it?”
“The brave little toaster?”
“What the hell is that about?”
“Let's find out!” Yusuke said, popping the tape in and settling into an oversized pillow.
* * *
Lya: DONE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER!
Yusuke: where's Aya?
Kurama: she is currently playing the Dark Tournament on Lya's PS2.
Lya: you aren't even suppose to be in this area zone, mush away! *throws rocks*
Kurama: OW!! *runs*
Lya: ta-ta!
Aya: I'm bored! *starts talking in weird language*
Lya: err… um, here's some outtakes on the SPIRAL DVD DISK 2!! ((only some)) IT'S AN EXTRA!!
Aya: bloop…!
--Outtakes--
"I am not sure what my line is, but I know it has something to do with Little Narumi walking on the street." --Eyes
“While you're waiting for your room to be done, would you like to follow me to the movie picking area?”
“Eh, what the hell?” Yusuke shrugged, as he followed Manna, who was already walking down the hall.
Hiei just stood their. Yusuke turned around and waved for him to hurry up, but Hiei only glared, causing Yusuke to run back over to him.
“What's wrong, sweet thang?” Yusuke said, jokingly of course.
“SEE, THEY ARE TRUE A HAPPY COUPLE!!” Remi shouted back to Mizuki.
A loud, screaming `NO' came from the room.
“WE'RE NOT A COUPLE FOR THE LAST TIME!!” Hiei shouted, as his black dragon came, flaring up behind him.
“THEY EVEN GOT A PET DRAGON, MIZUKI!” Remi cried, as she ran back into the room.
Hiei clenched his fist, and his black dragon aura started to surround him.
“Aw, Hiei, don't be such a sour-puss!” Yusuke said, attempting to pat him on the back, but kept flinching away when the dragon looked at him.
Hiei turned on his heel, and walked down the hall, his dragon aura following.
“Now ladies and gentleman, that was creepy.” Yusuke said to now one particular.
When Yusuke finally caught up to Hiei and Manna, they were picking out random DVDs and VHSs.
“What movie are you going to watch first?” Manna asked, as she shoved at least a hundred movies each at both of them.
“What do you suggest?” Yusuke asked, behind the pile of movies.
“I suggest you watch…this one! It's a weird kid's movie, just to get you started.” She smiled and left.
“What's the name of the movie?” Hiei asked, as they headed back to their room.
“I can't see it; I'll check when we get back to the room.”
Yusuke kicked the door open to their room, and dropped the movies onto the floor with a loud `thunk'. Hiei followed suit. They took a look around the room. The walls were still pink and red, but the curtains were replaced by, dark blue ones with little kid ones. They had small space ships on them, taking off and had stars and moons on them too. The large heart shaped bed was replaced by two twin beds, side by side. The comforters were both dark blue, with teletubies on them. There were stuffed animals all around the room and oversized pillows.
“WHAT THE HELL?!” Yusuke shouted, as he took another glance around.
Remi and Mizuki slide into the room, smiling proudly.
“YEAH FOR LITTLE KID STUFF!” Mizuki shouted, throwing confetti.
“WHAT?!” Hiei shouted.
“Well, we thought instead of a lovey-dovey sweet you guys can have a NEVER-NEVER LAND THEME!!” Remi shouted. “Although, I think they have heart-shape beds in the never-never land ranch…”
“But we aren't sure, so we just put the twin beds in, just in case you two wanted, ya know…” Mizuki winked slyly at the two boys, who were flinching.
“GAH!! JUST GET OUT YOU TWO!” Yusuke shouted, shoving them out the door.
“But…but!” they both started to say, but the door slammed on them before they could finish.
“There!” Yusuke said, wiping his hands together.
“Gosh!” Mizuki shouted through the door. “If they wanted alone time they should've just asked!”
“I know!” Remi agreed.
Yusuke and Hiei ignored them, and sat down in front of the 100 inched screen TV.
(A/N: is there even a TV that big?!)
“Well, we might as well watch the movie Manna suggested!” Yusuke said, picking the tape up.
“What is it?”
“The brave little toaster?”
“What the hell is that about?”
“Let's find out!” Yusuke said, popping the tape in and settling into an oversized pillow.
* * *
Lya: DONE WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER!
Yusuke: where's Aya?
Kurama: she is currently playing the Dark Tournament on Lya's PS2.
Lya: you aren't even suppose to be in this area zone, mush away! *throws rocks*
Kurama: OW!! *runs*
Lya: ta-ta!
Aya: I'm bored! *starts talking in weird language*
Lya: err… um, here's some outtakes on the SPIRAL DVD DISK 2!! ((only some)) IT'S AN EXTRA!!
Aya: bloop…!
--Outtakes--
"I am not sure what my line is, but I know it has something to do with Little Narumi walking on the street." --Eyes
"He is following the same path as Kyotaco...taco?! I have married a hyspanic man!" --Madoka
"That's the saaame kinda gaaame I'm trying to throw at you right now. You wanna take it...you wanna bite??" --Ayumu
"Too simple." -- Ayumu
"aaahh look at the flying sandwiches!" --Rio
"she took the risks....crimpets blah....crumpets...that's what British people like. I like crumpets and tea, I think." - Eyes
--End--
Aya: aw man, he beat me!
Hiei: idiot…
Lya: I SUGGEST YOU GO AND GET BOTH DISKS OF SPIRAL!! ITS AWESOME AND I KNOW IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORY!!
Yusuke: but, those outtakes are awesome!
Aya: peace out.
--End--
Aya: aw man, he beat me!
Hiei: idiot…
Lya: I SUGGEST YOU GO AND GET BOTH DISKS OF SPIRAL!! ITS AWESOME AND I KNOW IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS STORY!!
Yusuke: but, those outtakes are awesome!
Aya: peace out.