Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Yusuke's Diary ❯ May 20 ( Chapter 2 )

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Summary: Ok it's taking me forever now to update my actual story fics, simply because they take longer to write than my script fics. But I'm gonna update this one, cus I have the power and this is supposed to be updated a lot. Plus, I want to add in other character fics, but I'm only going to do that if everybody likes it. So, after reading this next entry in Yusuke's Diary, please review telling me your requests for the next character's diary. And I promise that over the summer I will be MUCH better at updating my stories than I am right now. ^_^

May 20, 2004

5:27 pm

Attitude: Irritated, depressed

Journal-

Cue dramatic sighs. School is killin' me, and my mom says that if I don't get passing grades in every class she'll not only chain me to my bed post but not let me go out to the `arcade", aka go out to kick demon ass!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR I TELL YOU!!!!!! I'm just your average street punk that happens to be a Spirit Detective that risks his life almost everyday for the sake of humanity's survival!!! Damn, don't moms suck?

Life sucks. Once again, cue the dramatic sighs. I think Kieko doesn't like me anymore. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't care if she likes me or not. I don't like her or anything. It's just damn annoying. That girl needs to make up her damn mind. I mean, really. One minute I look over my shoulder and I see her gawking at me like a teenage girl at Brad Pitt in Troy, and the next minute she acts like she's avoiding me, and when I go out I "accidentally" stumble on her talking on her cell in secret, with this little perky grin on her face. It makes me feel sick, cause that's the same look I've seen on girls faces when they're talking to their boyfriends. But then again, I don't really care, cause I don't like her or anything.

Ok there's a little voice in the back of my head nagging at me. You wanna know what it's saying? Here's what it's saying. "Yusuke, you dumbass, you know that you are madly in love with her, now stop acting like a jerk and confess in this book if you're not going to tell Kieko herself."

I hate my conscience. You know why? Because it's always right god damn it!

It's doing it again. Man, do I hate that voice. It sounds like a combination of Botan, Koenma in his toddler form, and Kuwabara when he sees Yukina. It's horrible I tell you! Horrible!!!

Stop yelling at me you stupid voice! I do NOT love Kieko!

I'm NOT in denial damn it!!!!

It's too bad my conscience isn't a demon. Because if it were it would so be dead right now. No not dead, it would be tortured by me tickling it until it can't breath, but just until it suffocates to death I'd stop, let it breath for three seconds, no more, no less, and then start it up again. And when I'd get done with that I'd hang it by the neck from a noose so that it's toes would just barely touch the ground, and then hoist it up higher so that it would suffocate again, but just before it'd die I'd cut it loose, only into a pond full of crocodiles. And then I'd let the crocodiles eat it alive. Oh yeah, that'd be fun.

Damn it!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH KIEKO!!!! SHE'S JUST A CHILD HOOD FRIEND OF MINE THAT I CONSIDER SOMEONE THAT I CAN TRUST TO TELL ANYTHING! Well, except for the fact that I am a Spirit Detective who has almost died a million times, BUT THAT WAS ONLY SO SHE WOULDN'T NAG ME TO DEATH ABOUT BEING CAREFUL!!!!

I just realized, she knows about that. Oh yeah huh. I was wondering why Botan was number 3 on my "To Kill List". I really owe Hiei for giving me that idea.

Ok! Time to sing the Lets-Ignore-the-Conscience-Song!!! Lalalalalalala I can't hear you you stupid conscience! Lalalalalaalalalaalalalaala

Why am I writing down everything I'm thinking?

Whhhaaaaaa don't say that you stupid bastard!!! You CAN'T kill Kieko if I don't say I love her!

I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT I LOVE HER!!!!! THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!

Stop laughing at me. You sound like Koenma trying to be the Wicked Witch from the West.

I thought I said to stop laughing.

No I will not say it to get you to stop laughing. Who do you think I am anyway? Kuwabara?

Ok my attitude has just gone from "Irritated and depressed" to just plain pissed off. Again.

Lalalalala not listening! Not listening!!!!!

WHAT?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SMEAGOL!!!!!!! THAT'S KUWABARA!!!!!!

Ooooh yay! A distraction! A phone call!!!

Damn telemarketers. They should rot in hell. All of them. And I will personally send them there. Cue evil laughter. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ah-hem. Ok that's enough of that.

I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko. I don't love Kieko.

I really wonder at my sanity sometimes.

To love Kieko, or not to love Kieko. That is the question.

Oh great. I'm making spoofs on Shakespeare. I think I've reached an all time low.

It's official. I'm in denial.

ARGH!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

OK! OK! OK!!! I CONFESS!!! I'M DEEPLY AND MADLY IN LOVE WITH KIEKO YUKIMURA! JUST STOP TORMENTING ME!!!!!

Stop laughing you damn conscience. You got what you wanted.

You know what. I just re-read all that I just wrote, and this is all I have to say.

I think I'm going crazy.

I really, really, REALLY hope that Kieko doesn't read this.

Darkdemonchild: Teheheeheh that was a great way to relieve the stress that I'm feeling right now. Anyway, yes, that chapter did have a point. I wanted Yusuke to confess his true feelings for Kieko. And no, I don't know if he does in the anime or manga, but it's so obvious. But then again, if you really study how he acts to everyone, you get the impression that he's madly in love with EVERYONE, so who knows. I'm serious!!! Here is my proof.

When is he NOT worrying about Kurama's safety?

He always seems to be looking at Hiei with side glances.

If you've seen the second movie, remember when Botan falls out of the sky and how worried he was about her health? Well. Need I say more?

He and Kuwabara act like an old married couple. This is even said in episode *looks through dvd rack * 67.

Not too sure about the Koenma relationship, but they sort of act like an old married couple too, in a weird way.

He and Genkai DEFINITELY act like an old married couple, and did you see how emotional he was when she died?!?! Ok I have officially destroyed the readers' minds. I'll just stop now.

Anyway, enough of that. Please, please review and tell me your suggestions for the next character's diary, or if I should have one at all. ^_^