Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ yyh in naruto? ❯ bitten and the finish ( Chapter 5 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

DEFINITIONS - Cross-dress: means a boy wearing girls cloths

^ ^ A/N I AM BACK!!!.....sorry about the delay in not continuing my story, I was WAY behind in my school work and…I still am, but I'm bored so. ON WITH THE FIC!!!

yyh in naruto? Chapter….5

naruto and sakura ran over to sasuke

“sasuke what's wrong?” sakura asked worriedly

Before sasuke could say anything he passed out due to the pain.

“SASUKE!!!” sakura cried

“Its ok, sakura” naruto said as he picked sasuke up

“Yeah, we need to find hiei and kurama” sakura managed to say while still crying

“HAHAHA!!!” yusuke busted into a fit of laughter

“What's so funny?” naruto said starting to get annoyed

“HA it's nothing, but we probably won't find them until kurama wears hiei sign. And even if we do find them on our own it wouldn't be pretty” yusuke said

“hows that?” sakura asked

“Well, after hiei gets kurama to do something they…” yusuke stopped

“They what” a voice said coming out of the bushes, dragging a tied up kurama behind him.

“WOW, HIEI YOU GOT KURAMA TO WEAR YOUR SIGN” yusuke said in surprise

“It wasn't easy” hiei said smirking

“mmmhhmmhh” kurama tried to say something but his mouth was covered by duck tape

“HAHAHA” naruto laughed as he pointed to kurama

Kurama was moving like a caterpillar away from the group.

“OH NO YOU DON'T!!!” hiei yelled as he tackled kurama

“It took me forever to catch you, tie you up, and put that sign on your neck” hiei picked kurama up and slug him over his shoulder

“Lets go guys we still need to find a group with the other scrolls” naruto said

“Oh, I found hinata while chasing kurama she told me to give you this message” hiei handed naruto a message scroll

(HINATAS MESSAGE)

Dear naruto,

HIIII!! HONEY!!! HOPE YOU'RE DOING OK.

I love you soooo much and I'll meet you at the finish point.

Please stop reading here and give this note to sakura and tell her to read the end.

(END)

“sakura, hinata has something to say to you too” naruto said as he held the scroll to sakura

(HINATAS NOTE)

Hi, sakura, I have a few words of friendly advice to you….

STAY AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND YOU PINK HAIRED WHORE!!!!!

Love,

Hinata Huga ^ ^

(END)

Sakura just stared at the note

“well…come on sakura we don't have all day, lets go and get that other scroll” naruto said already a mile away from were sakura was

“NARUTO, WAIT FOR MEE!!!” sakura yelled as she ran to catch up

“hey look it's a squirrel, MAYBE IT'S A NINJA IN DIGUISE AND ITS GOING TO ATTACK US!!!” yusuke yelled as he ran after the squirrel

“WAIT YUSUKE GET BACK HERE!!” hiei yelled as he ran after yusuke

“should we go after them?” sakura asked

“nah, that squirrel is no ninja in disguise…THAT ONE IS!!!!” naruto yelled as he ran after a frog

“NARUTO WAIT, THAT'S A FROG!!!!” sakura yelled as she ran after him

(TTTTNNNNTTTT)

Yusuke was chasing the squirrel when he hit some thing

“OW” yusuke yelled as he rubbed his head and looked up to see he had hit a tree

“OW” yusuke yelled again as something hit him on the head

Hiei had hit yusuke with his free hand

“YUSUKE YOU IDIOT, WE LOST NARUTO AND SAKURA BECAUSE OF YOU!!!” hiei yelled

“MMMHHHMMMM!!!!!” kurama tried to yell

“AND LOOK YOU MADE KURAMA MAD TOO!!!!” hiei yelled

Hiei was kicked in the head by kurama (kurama: I'M MAD AT YOU HIEI, FOR TIEING ME UP!!!!)

“shit, I forgot to tie up his feet” hiei cursed as he dropped kurama

“do you have duck tape or anything?” yusuke asked

“of course I Do you idiot. I wouldn't be a very good boyfriend if I didn't keep a roll in my hair” hiei said as he reached into his hair and pulled out a roll of duck tape.

“umm, hiei I think your boyfriend is getting away” yusuke pointed to kurama who was on his feet hopping away from the group

“YOU GET BACK HERE!!!!” hiei yelled as he ran after him

“heh,heh, I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend” yusuke said

10 MINUTES LATER

*whistling* yusuke was whistling trying not to die of boredom

“I'M BACK” hiei yelled happily

“WOW, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIEI!!!” yusuke yelled as he pointed to `hiei'

“How did you figure it out?” the person said

“hiei NEVER smiles unless he's with kurama, and you didn't have kurama, and you have a pink `I love ponies' shirt on and hiei set my pony on fire last year” yusuke said

“OH MY GOD, I MEANT TO TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF!!!” the person said as he ripped the shirt off and a shirt that said `I touch myself' was in its place.

“HAHAHA!!!” yusuke laughed as he pointed to the guy and blasted his head off

Yusuke walked up to the guys body and picked up a scroll

“DAMN IT, ITS A HEAVENS SCROLL!!!!” yusuke cursed “huh, oh well, I guess I could always give it to naruto and his group”

Just then yusuke looked over into the bushes and found the squirrel he was chasing before

“I WILL CATCH YOU!!!!” yusuke pointed to the squirrel as he started to run after him.

1 HOUR LATER

“I HAVE FINALLY CAUGHT YOU” yusuke yelled

“Yes you have caught me and now you can have my scroll” the squirrel said as he handed yusuke a scroll

“YEAH ITS AN EARTH SCROLL!!!” yusuke yelled happily

“Now I guess I'll wait near that tree for hiei and kurama” yusuke said as he sat near a tree while talking with the squirrel.

10 MORE MINUTES LATER

Hiei came walking out of the bushes carrying an unconscious kurama over his shoulder

“Are you ready to go now yusuke?” hiei asked as he sat down next to yusuke

“Not yet, me and Mr squirrel here are playing checkers” yusuke said as he moved his checker piece

10 SECONDS LATER

“I win” Mr Squirrel said “now I get my scroll back”

“RUN!!!” yusuke yelled as he ran away from the squirrel

A/N I'm ending the story here sooo

Kuwabara: HEY YOU SAID I WOULD BE IN THIS CHAPTER!!!!

Me: are you finished cleaning the forest

Kuwabara: yes

Me: then…ok…you can be in the NEXT chapter for sure

Kuwabara: YAY, people did you hear that?!?!?! I'M GOING TO BE IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!

Me: yes, yes you are now can you tell the people to please review

Kuwabara: fine…don't you hate it when people order you to review?

Me: yeah

Kuwabara: me too…please review people