Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ yyh in naruto? ❯ hiei the love expert ( Chapter 6 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Yusuke and the rest of his group ran as fast as they could trying to get away from the squirrel.
 
“I think we lost him” hiei said as he looked behind him.
 
“good”
 
Just then they heard a noise coming from the bushes.
 
“get ready hiei, last time it was a ninja”
 
Sakura came out from the bushes and looked at yusuke who was pointing at her.
 
“its not polite to point you know” she said
 
Yusuke stared at her and said “where's naruto and sasuke?”
 
“I have then right here” sakura said as she pulled two ropes that had sasuke and naruto tied up in them.
 
“GREAT!!, now I can give you this heavens scroll I found and we can move on to the finish point”
 
Yusuke held out the scroll to sakura “thanks”
 
“no problem, now lets get tp that finish point” yusuke said as he ran off with the others fallowing him from behind.
 
“you really like yusuke don't you?” hiei asked sakura
 
Sakura blushed and said “of course not, I just met him and besides I love sasuke”
 
“oh you mean that gay emo kid who treats you like a piece of shit”
 
“…….yeah”
 
“pshhh, some people are just idiots, why do you girls always fall for the “bad boy” type”
 
“I don't really know?”
 
“HEY GUYS WATCHA TALKING ABOUT!!” yusuke yelled from in front of them.
 
Sakura blushed again and answerd “me and hiei were just talking about his and kuramas wedding, that's coming up in a few weeks”
 
Yusuke and hiei's eyes got really big.
 
Then yusuke smiled hugely.
 
“hiei you sly dog, I hope I'll be your best man”
 
Hiei got an annoyed look on his face
 
“oh and is kurama going to be wearing a dress?” yusuke asked
 
Hiei smirked and replyed “of course detective”
 
Kurama suddenly regained concuissness and yelled “WHAT???”
 
“crap, I forgot to duck tape his mouth”
 
“WHO SAID WE WERE GETTING MARRIED!!!”
 
Before hiei could answer a group of ninjas came out from the shadows.
 
“who are you?” sakura asked
 
“hey sakura, shouldn't it be, who are you guys?”
 
“no, this is called a shadow clone jutsu” hiei, yusuke, and kurama looked at her like she had grown another head.
 
Sakura sighed and continued “its when you clone yourself”
 
“ooooohhhh”
 
“hiei can you please untie me so I can fight?” kurama asked.
 
Hiei glared at him for a minute and then replyed “fiiinnnneee, BUT IF YOU RUN AWAY, YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT!!!” hiei then untied kurama.
 
2 MINUTES OF ACTIONEY AND VIOLENT FIGHTING LATER
 
“oh no, we might need halp for this one” sakura said
 
“I hate to admit it but I think she is right, we need some help if we are going to kill all of these guys and get to the finish point” kurama said
 
Just then a yell was heard from the tree tops.
 
“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!” an orange haired idiot (who we all know and love) fell out of the trees and landed on the original ninja (the one who made all the clones) so all of the clones instantly disappeared.
 
Sakura ran over to the orange haired person and asked “are you all right?”
 
It sounded like he mumbled something like “stupid author, she just threw me into the story”
 
“HEY KUWABARA!!!”
 
Kuwabara looked up to see yusuke looking down at him with a big smile on his face
 
“hi”
 
“so, how did you get here?” kurama asked
 
“well I asked the author if she would put me in the story and….she did”
 
Ignoring the comment, the gang finally made it to the finish point. Were they met up with gaara, kankuro, hinata, kiba, shino, and temari.
 
10 HOURS LATER
 
“WERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY!!!!”
 
“yusuke calm down”
 
“HOW CAN I KEEEP CALM WHEN THERE IS NO ONE HERE!!!!”
 
“you can start by shutting your mouth”
 
“for once I agree with hiei, yusuke just be paitent”
 
Yusuke glared at kuwabara “DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!” he yelled as he started beating up kuwabara to pass the time.
 
While kurama and hiei were watching yusuke and kuwabara fight, random ninja #8 walked behind kurama and grabbed his ass.
 
Kurama let out a yelp.
 
Hiei then cut random ninja #8's head off.
 
“GREAT!!!” someone said sarcastically
 
Everyone turned to see the exact same lady that had lead them into the forest glaring at hiei.
 
“well now that most of the people have been killed, you all can come with me now and I'll lead you to the third stage of the chunin exams.
 
Everyone fallowed her out of the forest and into a large stage, were an old man was waiting for them.
 
“who's the old geezer?” kuwabara said
 
Naruto elbowed him in the ribs “that's the third hokage, you idiot”
 
“well, he would be a perfect match for Genki” yusuke said
 
“yusuke, this is no time to play match maker” kurama said
 
“yeah I guess your right, but after the chunin exams, I WILL play match maker”
 
Yusuke looked up toward the stairs and saw a very pale dude with black hair “hey guys doesn't that guy up there look like orochimaru?”
 
Hiei looked up and said “of course it is, you idiot”
 
“I wonder what he's doing here?”
 
A/N okay I have finally made another chapter