Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ yyh in naruto? ❯ let the fighting begin ( Chapter 7 )

A/N sorry I haven't been updating this…I've been busy and…stuff ^ ^

 

The third hokagae walked up to the group of kids “hello, it seems we have an odd number of wanna be ninja's, sooo three of you will have to leave”

 

(uh oh I for got about that….^ ^'' guess I'll have to fix that)

 

A portal appered in the middle of the room

 

“HIEI!!! KURAMA!!!! YUSUKE!!!!” yusuke, hiei, and kurama turned to the portal

 

“that sounds like the girls”

 

Kurama looked at yusuke “yeah it does, I think they are looking for us”

 

Yusuke looked at naruto “hey naruto, what time is it?”

 

Naruto looked at him in confusion “what do you mean?”.

 

“I mean, do you have a watch?”

 

“what's a watch?”

 

Yusuke practically shit his pants “do you know what a TV is??” naruto shook his head

 

“OH SHIT!!!! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!” yusuke ran toward the portal.

 

“YEAH WITH NO TV, WE CANT WATCH INUYASHA!!!!” Kurama shouted as he too ran for the portal.

 

“SCREW INUYASHA, I'M GONNA MISS THE TELETUBBIES!!!!!” kuwabara shouted as he disappeared toward the portal, with hiei right behind him. Before hiei went into the portal he turned back to the confused ninja's and said “naruto?”

 

“what?”

 

Hiei threw naruto something “catch” and he was gone into the portal along with his friends.

 

X

 

Yusuke fell on something soft. “where the hell am I?”

 

He looked around and saw the love of his life making out with his enemies sister.

 

“KEIKO!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!”

 

She looked up at him and yelled “WE WERE NEVER DATING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!” then she walked up to yusuke and slapped him across the face “AND I'VE SEEN THE WAY YOU LOOK AT KURAMA!!!”

 

X

 

Hiei and kurama found themselves back in kurama's bedroom....and two minutes later they……got busy

 

X

 

“where am I?”

 

Kuwabara looked around the room. He saw….

 

“EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!”

 

How babies are made

 

“WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING!?!?!”

 

Kuwabara ran as fast as he could OUT of hiei and kurama's room

 

X BACK IN THE WORLD OF NARUTO

 

“hey naruto? What did hiei give you?” Hinata asked

 

Naruto lifted up a plastic looking thing…

 

“I don't know hinata but he gave me this message too” naruto held up a folded piece of paper.

 

Naruto,

 

The thing you are holding is called a condom, it has help me and kurama a lot. This is how you use it

 

(A/N I AM NOT TYPING THAT!!!!)

 

And that's how you use a condom,

 

Hope you like the gift,

 

Hiei

 

P.S. if its Hinata's first time…be gentle

 

Naruto practically died, but instead he fainted.

 

A/N sorry it was a bit short, I had to end this story somewhere. Please review ^ ^