Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Spoof ❯ Skittles and Chocolate Bunnies...and a trip around the world in just a few hours! ( Chapter 3 )

Yoshiko: hello, everyone! My computer is being an ass again, so I'm currently typing in Caps Lock. Can't tell? I know. THIS IS WITHOUT CAPS ON. See? My computer's messed up. It always does this, and it's really annoying. Anyways, here's another spoofy!!!

Hannah: Oh God, spare us all! She's going to go sugar high again!

Yusuke: *is eating a bag of skittles*

Kurama: *is eating a chocolate bunny*

Yoshiko: SKITTLES! CHOCOLATE BUNNY! *steals bag of skittles from Yusuke and chocolate bunny from Kurama*

Yusuke and Kurama: HEY!!

Yoshiko: *runs and hides*

Yusuke: You can't hide from us forever!

Kurama: Perhaps you should check her room.

Yusuke: Go in that mess?!

Kurama: *shrugs* It's worth a try…

Yusuke: *sighs* Fine. I'll go. *enters Yoshiko's room and turns the light on*

Light Bulb: *sends a flash of light and then goes out*

Yusuke: DAMNIT!

Kurama: What?

Yusuke: Her light just went out.

Kurama: Try getting to her lamp she made.

Yusuke: >_>;; Are you kidding me?

Kurama: Like I said, it's worth a try.

Yusuke: Why don't you?

Kurama: Because you're the one that wants your skittles. I could care less about the chocolate bunny. Plus, I can just go out and get another one.

Yusuke: Ya know, I hate you sometimes…*enters Yoshiko's room and tries to get to the other side-which is only about eight feet away-but stumbles over clothes, a basket, a couple of suitcases, papers, and boxes* GAH!

Kurama: Did you make it?

Yusuke: *feels a door knob* Well, I think I found the closet…

Kurama: Then it would be just to your left, if you're facing the closet door.

Yusuke: *reaches towards his left and knocks the lamp over*

Lamp: *hits a file cabinet and a miniature Christmas tree and stuffed animals and papers*

Yusuke: Damnit!

Kurama: What did you do now?

Yusuke: I just knocked it over. I'm not going to try and reach it.

Kurama: Then come around and pick it up. You know she'll go ballistic if she finds out we've been in here.

Yusuke: >_>;; Now you are fooling me.

Kurama: Nope. Get that lamp, Yusuke.

Yusuke: *mutters something under his breath* Why is it always me? *goes around towards Kurama, tripping over the same stuff* Geeeeeee! She really needs to clean this room! *walks around to the other side of the desk and trips over more clothes, bags, stuffed animals, papers, boxes, quilts, sheets, bedspreads, toys, writing utensils, storage things, magazines, notebooks, and other things* Okay, this is starting to get old…

Kurama: What is?

Yusuke: She has everything everywhere! Same stuff all over the place! I mean, she could do a little-OW! *steps on the lamp*

Lamp Bulb: *crunches*

Kurama: Are you all right, Yusuke? What happened? What was that noise?

Yusuke: Um…I think I just stepped on the lamp…^_^;;

Kurama: YUSUKE! Now she will kill us!

Yusuke: Don't blame me! She's the one that doesn't take care of her room!

Kurama: >_>;; Good point…

Yusuke: *picks the lamp up, sets it back to where it was, and leaves the room* She would have come out if she's in there.

Kurama: Probably. Where else would she hide?

Yusuke: Try under the master bed. She used to hide under there a lot.

Kurama: *goes into the master bedroom and opens the little doors for storage at the end of the bed* Yoshiko? Are you sure she could fit through here, Yusuke? It looks a bit cramped…

Yusuke: She likes to hide. Try going in and finding her.

Kurama: Why don't you?

Yusuke: Because you suggested her room, and I looked. I suggested here, so you look.

Kurama: Fair enough, I suppose. *starts crawling into the little compartment* I was right. It is quite packed in here.

Yusuke: Just keep going.

Kurama: *gets stuck between the doorway, boxes, and the small walls* Um…Yusuke, I think I'm stuck…

Yusuke: Try to get out, then. She probably heard us and ran off.

Kurama: *tries to pull himself out, but only gets jammed more* Yusuke, I'm really stuck.

Yusuke: How'd a fox like you manage that?

Kurama: I don't know. I'm in my human form, I suppose.

Yusuke: *kneels behind Kurama and pulls on his legs*

Kurama: *doesn't budge* OW OW OW!

Yusuke: *stops pulling* You all right?

Kurama: Yes. Maybe if you could just move these boxes…

Yusuke: *reaches in and pulls a box, but it gets stuck, so he goes into the compartment and reaches for another box, but gets stuck* Uh-oh…

Kurama: What?

Yusuke: I think I'm stuck, too.

Kurama: *looks down at Yusuke and glares* You're not supposed to get stuck…

Yusuke: WELL SORRY! It's not my fault she likes to be a freak!

Kurama: *sighs* Well, there's no point in trying to figure out where she is now. She'll just have to find us later.

Yusuke: Don't you mean now, not later?

Kurama: Doesn't really matter, does it?

Yusuke: I suppose not. But it would be better sooner than later.

Kurama: That it would.

*~*About an hour later…*~*

Hiei: Kurama, where the hell are you?!

Kurama: We're in here, Hiei!

Hiei: *enters the master bedroom* In here?

Kurama: Yes.

Hiei: Where? I don't see you.

Kurama: Yusuke and I are both stuck in this small compartment. Under the bed.

Hiei: *walks around and sees two sets of feet hanging out* I see.

Yusuke: Well don't just stand there! Do something! Get us out!

Hiei: Let me think, baka!

Yusuke: Hmph! Hurry it up!

Kurama: Hiei, perhaps if you move the bed…

Hiei: And how do you propose I do that?

Kurama: I'm not sure. Find Toguro or something.

Hiei: Yusuke killed Toguro in the Dark Tournament, kistune.

Kurama: Oh yeah. Guess I forgot.

Yusuke: How can you forget something like that?

Kurama: I don't know. *would shrug but can't*

Hiei: *gets ready to use Dragon of the Darkness Flame*

Kurama: Hiei, you cannot use Dragon of the Darkness Flame!

Hiei: Why not?

Kurama: You'll destroy the bed!

Hiei: You want out, right?

Kurama and Yusuke: YES!!!

Hiei: The only way I see possible is to destroy the bed.

Kurama: But this is Kuwabara's bed!

Yusuke: I knew we should have made Yoshiko take the master's bedroom…

Hiei: Do I really care, bakas?

Yusuke: Obviously not.

Hiei: Then let me use the Dragon of the Darkness Flame.

Kurama: You can't! It's just not right.

Hiei: Fine. Then what do you propose I do?

Kurama: Hm…*thinks*

Yusuke: What if he went to one of the other places and pushed us?

Kurama: There's an idea. Hiei, go around to one of the other sides of the bed and crawl underneath in one of those other compartments. Then you can push us free, and we'll pull you free.

Hiei: Hn. Are you serious?

Yusuke: YES!!!

Hiei: Hn. Fine. *goes around to another compartment and crawls under…reaches Yusuke and Kurama and pushes them…they don't budge* You aren't moving.

Yusuke: Just push one of us first!

Hiei: *pushes Yusuke* You're annoying, you know that?

Yusuke: I know, I can b-OW! *gets scraped across his front side from the wooden board holding part of the compartment together*

Kurama: Are you all right?

Yusuke: *in a small voice* Yeah. I think so.

Hiei: Hn. Baka. *pushes Kurama free*

Kurama: Thank you, Hiei. *reaches down and grabs Hiei's arm*

Yusuke: Yeah, thanks. *grabs Hiei's other arm*

Kurama and Yusuke: *pull Hiei out and help him up*

Hiei: Hn. What were you guys doing under there?

Kurama: We were chasing Yoshiko.

Yusuke: Because she stole my bag of skittles and Kurama's chocolate bunny!

Hiei: Hn. How baka. Just go buy some more.

Yusuke: I'm broke.

Kurama: *nods*

Hiei: Hn. Fine. I'm going to get some sweet snow. *leaves for the kitchen…screams*

Yusuke: What the…?

Kurama: Come on. Let's go see what's wrong.

Kurama and Yusuke: *run off to the kitchen and find Hiei unconscious on the floor*

Yusuke: *poke Hiei* Is he alive?

Kurama: I wouldn't do that if I were you…

Yusuke: *continues to poke Hiei* Why not?

Hiei: *wakes up and smacks Yusuke* That's why.

Yusuke: *is laying on the floor with a red line on his cheek, and twitching*

Kurama: Hiei, did you have to hit him with your katana?

Hiei: Hn. *gets up* He asked for it. It'll teach him to poke me.

Kurama: Alright. Why did you scream?

Hiei: All the sweet snow is gone. And that computer just appeared out of nowhere right in front of me. I tripped over hit. *has a small blush*

Kurama: That's not like you, Hiei.

Hiei: Oh, shut up!

Yusuke: *reads the computer* Hey! It's some kinda note or somethin'!

Kurama and Hiei: *stand behind Yusuke as he reads it*

Yusuke: It says:

Hey guys! Bet you can't guess where I am! I'm in a special place. It's cold here, but it's closer than you think! ^_^ Try and find me if you dare!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Kurama: Chocolate Bunny?

Yusuke: *shrugs*

Hiei: Didn't you say she stole your chocolate bunny, kitsune?

Kurama: Yes. What about it?

Hiei: Maybe it's the chocolate bunny that wrote that.

Yusuke and Kurama: *sweat drop and face vault*

Hiei: Perhaps that bunny wanted to be kidnapped by Yoshiko. Perhaps they planned this from the beginning, and they're in Antarctica!

Yusuke: *rubbing the back of his head* Jee, Hiei, I didn't know you had such an imagination…

Hiei: *whacks Yusuke with his katana again* I do not have an imagination.

Yusuke: *is in the same state as before*

Kurama: Then why do you think the bunny is alive? And what makes you think Yoshiko is in Antarctica?

Hiei: Number one, kitsune, the bunny sent the letter. Hence why it's signed Chocolate Bunny. Number two, Antarctica is cold and icy. It makes sense.

Kurama: I suppose it does. Alright, then we're off to Antarctica!

Yusuke: Hey, wait up!

All Three: *take the next flight to Antarctica and get stares from people in the airport*

*~*About three hours later…*~*

All Three: *arrive in Antarctica*

Hiei: Okay, now where is she?

Yusuke: Look! There's another computer! *runs over to it, followed by Kurama and Hiei*

Kurama: *reads the computer* This time, it says:

Nope! I'm not in Antarctica! You went TOO far! ^_^ I told you I was closer than you thought! Still in a cold place, though! Bet you can't find me now!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Hiei: That evil bunny! How did it get a computer all the way out here if it's not here?

Kurama: *shakes head* Hiei, I think it's about time we got that head of yours checked out.

Yusuke: *snickers* Let's go to Iceland! Maybe she's there!

Kurama: Alright.

All Three: *board the next plane to Iceland…arrive around four hours later*

Hiei: Now where is it?

Kurama: There's another computer!

Yusuke: Aw, man! Did we make it, and that's why it's there?

Kurama: I sincerely doubt it. *walks over to the computer followed by Yusuke and Hiei*

Hiei: *reads it* We didn't make it. It says:

Still too far! How dense are you guys? I'm really not that far from where you guys started out! I told you y'all wouldn't be able to find me! ^_^ Try again!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Yusuke: DAMNIT! Where the hell is she, then?!

Kurama: Let's try Greenland. It's in an arctic climate.

All Three: *board the next plane to Greenland…about thirty minutes later, they arrive*

Hiei: Now where?!

Kurama: There's Kuwabara!

All Three: *run over to Kuwabara*

Yusuke: Kuwabaka, have you seen Yoshiko?!

Kuwabara: Huh? Oh, hey guys! What's up?

Yusuke: ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION, BAKA!

Kuwabara: Okay, okay! Jeez… I haven't seen her since I left the house yesterday. Why? Did a demon take her? I'll kill that demon if it's the last thing I do!

Kurama: We're trying to find her. Hiei thinks she kidnapped my chocolate bunny and they planned this from the start and they're sending us on a goose chase. Yusuke and I just think she's sending us on a goose chase.

Kuwabara: I see. Well, it's Kuwabara to the rescue!

Hiei: Hn. There's another computer. *jumps over to it*

Other Three: *arrive shortly after*

Yusuke: What's it say this time?

Kuwabara: It says:

Nope! Not in Greenland, either! Nice try! Might I suggest another hint? When you find the next computer, you'll get your next hint! ^_^ I'm so evil… You'd better get crackin'! These computers will stay with you until you find me!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Kuwabara: Who's Chocolate Bunny?

Yusuke: Hiei thinks it's Kurama's chocolate bunny Yoshiko stole. I think it's Yoshiko. I don't know who Kurama thinks it is.

Kurama: I think it might be Yoshiko, as well.

Yusuke: Well, there you have it!

Kuwabara: Hm… Maybe it's a mix between both!

Other Three: Eh?

Kuwabara: I mean, it could be both Yoshiko and the bunny.

Yusuke: *sweat drop* You don't honestly believe that chocolate bunny of Kurama's is alive…

Kuwabara: Why not?

Kurama: *also sweat drop* Maybe we all should get our heads checked…

Kuwabara: What clues has she given you?

Yusuke: That she's in somewhere cold and closer than we think. That was back at home, though. We've looked in Antarctica, Iceland, home, and now Greenland.

Kuwabara: Let's check Russia!

Kurama: Yes, the arctic part of Russia! Of course! She's always fancied Russia since she heard about that one couple of girls from there…

Yusuke: You mean T.A.T.U.? The singing lesbian girls?

Kurama: Ahem…yeah…

Yusuke: LET'S GO!!! *runs off and boards the next plane to Russia, followed by the others*

*~*About two hours later…*~*

Hiei: Now where is that baka?

Kuwabara: Is that another computer?

Yusuke: DAMN! I thought for sure she'd be here! *mutters to self* Now where are those girls…?

Kurama: *smacks Yusuke in the back of the head* We're here for Yoshiko, not a couple of famous girls.

Yusuke: Psh. Whatever. *follows everyone else to the computer* What's it say this time?

Kurama: *reads the computer* It says:

Not Russia! Though that was a good guess! I'd love to visit Russia some day… ^_^ Oh, and Yusuke, you know that those lesbians won't ever come near you. You won't even find them there! ^_^ I'm such a little stinker! I offered them to come to America, or Japan, whichever you prefer. Now, if you please, I have more messages to type as you guys are freaks and continue to find me in the most weird places… ^_^ Adios amigos!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Yusuke: WE'RE OFF TO JAPAN!

Everyone: *sweat drop and face vault*

Kuwabara: You know, she said America, too…

Yusuke: Oh, shut up, Kuwabaka!

Kuwabara: *whacks Yusuke*

Yusuke: *lies on the ground like when Hiei hit him*

Kuwabara: Hmph. That'll teach you, Urameshi.

Kurama: I suggest we go to Japan. Maybe she's there.

Everyone: *carries Yusuke to a plane and go to Japan*

*~*About an hour later…*~*

Everyone: *arrive in Japan*

Hiei: Alright, now where is the baka?!

Kurama: Calm down, Hiei. She's around here somewhere…

Kuwabara: Is that another computer?

Yusuke: Damn! *walks over and reads it* This time, it says:

Not Japan! Sorry, guys! Now I'm in America! Oh, but which America? North or South? ^_^ You gotta find out for yourself! Ain't I just so nice? Anyways, if you want that next hint, just say so. You'll get it on the next computer. I have a very strong feeling that you guys are going to go to the wrong America… ^_^ Well, I'll start another message, and let you guys get going!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Kurama: *sighs* Once again, we fail. I suggest South America. North America would be too obvious.

Yusuke: Okay, Mister Literal Thinking. We'll go to South America.

Everyone: *boards the next flight to South America…about an hour later, they arrive…*

Hiei: Okay, now where is the baka!!!? I'm getting annoyed…

Kurama: *sighs* There's another computer.

Yusuke: Damn!

Kuwabara: *walks over, followed by the others, and reads it* This one says:

Sorry, but I knew you were going to say North America was too obvious! ^_^ You'd best get going to North America, if you want to find me. Jeez, you guys, I said I'm closer than you thought! Now look! You've traveled all over the world just to find me! *small tear* Now don't I feel loved? ^_^ Get goin'! The next flight leaves in about two minutes!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Hiei: *breaks the computer with his katana* I am really annoyed now!

Kurama: We all are, I think.

Yusuke: Hey! There's naked ladies outside! *gets wide-eyed and traumatized, then walks back to the group* …And naked men…

Other Three: *crack up*

Kuwabara: Let's go to um…was it North Europe?

Yusuke: North America, you baka!

Kuwabara: Right! That's what I meant!

Yusuke: *quirks a brow* Sure, whatever.

Everyone: *board the next flight to North America, just barely making it…about forty-five minutes later, they arrive…*

Hiei: NOW WHERE?!

Kurama: Oh no…

Yusuke: …Another computer…

Kuwabara: …maybe it'll say she's here…

Hiei: …maybe it'll say exactly where she is.

Everyone: *walks over and reads it*

Hiei: It says:

Alrighty! Now it's time to find out where in America I am! Want a hint? Just say so, and the next place you go, there'll be a computer with a hint on there. ^_^ I'm surprised you guys are thinking of the non-obvious places. Then again, that's what I get for hanging around you guys! Go wherever, and there'll be a computer there!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Yusuke: Damnit! Not again!

Kuwabara: Might I suggest a hotel? Maybe she snuck to one.

Kurama: Or maybe the Toguro brothers' place…

Hiei: Kitsune, you really don't remember Yusuke killing them, do you? (A.N.~ omg, I almost put "…Yusuke kissing them…" O_O How bad are my typos?! Lol)

Kurama: *looks at the side* I guess I keep forgetting…sorry.

Yusuke: Well, Maybe she snuck to Genkai's.

Kuwabara: Let's try both.

Kurama: There's an idea.

Everyone: *leave for Genkai's first…about thirty minutes later, they arrive…*

Genkai: What do you want, dimwit?

Yusuke: Have you seen Yoshiko?

Genkai: Not since she was last here with you a month ago.

Yusuke: DAMNIT!

Genkai: *warningly* Did you lose her?

Yusuke: No! She's just run away…'cause Kurama and I chased her…

Genkai: Why were you chasing her?

Yusuke: *looks to the side* Um…Kurama, do you remember?

Kurama: *thinks* Not really, no. Sorry…

Yusuke: We don't remember.

Genkai: Then get back home and wait for her. She's probably there.

Yusuke: Yeah, whatever, old ha-

Kuwabara: Hey guys! There's a computer over here!

Other Four: *run over and read*

Genkai: *reading the computer* It says:

I'm not at Genkai's! Nice try, but you'd better try home, like Genkai said. Sorry, guys, but you're lame…Get home, and you'll find me eventually. ^_^ See ya there!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Genkai: Who's Chocolate Bunny?

Yusuke: Either Yoshiko or a chocolate bunny.

Kurama: Hiei says it's the chocolate bunny. Kuwabara thinks it's both. Yusuke and I think it's Yoshiko.

Genkai: Get home, you four dimwits. She's there, and you know it. Why you traveled here to find her, I don't know. Just get home, and do as she says.

Kurama: I want that hint she's been trying to get us to ask for.

Computer: *suddenly falls from the sky and lands on Kuwabara's head*

Kuwabara: *twitches under the computer*

Yusuke: Another computer…

Kurama: This one says:

GOOD CHOICE, KURAMA!!! It's about time you said something wise! As I've said before, I'm in someplace cold and closer than you think. Also, I said I'm in North America. In the last computer, I said that you should listen to Genkai and get home. I am at home! But where is for you guys to find out! ^_^ Now go home and try to find me!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Genkai: Told you so.

Yusuke: Shut up, old hag!

Genkai: *punches Yusuke in the head*

Yusuke: *lies twitching next to Kuwabara*

Kurama: I suggest we carry these two home.

Hiei: *nods* Hn.

Genkai: Well, get going, you dimwits. She's not going to wait forever.

Hiei: *rolls eyes* What an old hag…

Genkai: *smacks Hiei in the head*

Hiei: *falls to the ground*

Kurama: *sarcastically* Thank you, Genkai.

Genkai: I suggest you get these three up and get home. *walks into house and slams door*

Kurama: *sighs* Get up, you three. We have a girl to find.

Yusuke: *gets up, followed by Kuwabara* I'm up!

Kuwabara: Me too!

Hiei: *slowly gets up* Damn she can hit.

Kurama: Let's go home.

Everyone: *arrive at home about fifteen minutes later*

Hiei: NOW WHERE IS THE BAKA?!

Kurama: Please, Hiei, stay quiet. We'll find a computer and she'll help us.

Yusuke: There it is! *runs over to it*

Kuwabara: This one says:

Rightio! Now find me! Look someplace cold. I won't give any examples, because I can't really think of any but two. But you should be able to think! I mean, you guys are smart, right? ^_^ Find me!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Yusuke: The air conditioner!

Everyone: *face vault*

Yusuke: It's worth a shot!

Kurama: He has a point.

Yusuke: *runs off to check the air conditioner* Aw, man! Another computer! *reads it*

Why would I choose the air conditioner? How could I hide tthheeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee…Uhhh ohh… It's gettttting cccccccoldd ssoooo my fiingersss arre freeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzinnng... You'd beettttter hurryyyyyyy upp.

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Yusuke: Damn! *gets up and runs to find the others* KURAMA! HIEI! KUWABARA!

Kurama: What is it, Yusuke?

Yusuke: SHE'S FREEZING HERSELF!

Hiei: Then that would mean she's somewhere icy.

Kuwabara: Maybe the freezer?

Yusuke: *quirks an eyebrow* Why would anyone hide in the freezer?

Kurama: I agree with Yusuke. No one would be stupid enough to hide in the freezer.

Kuwabara: It was just a guess.

Hiei: *walks into the kitchen* I want sweet snow. *opens the freezer and screams like a little girl*

Other Three: *run in and see Hiei on the floor, twitching, unconscious*

Kurama: Wonder what got him?

Yusuke: Maybe another computer?

Kuwabara: Maybe he found a mouse or something.

Yusuke: *opens the fridge* Perhaps he opened the wrong door.

Kurama: *goes wide-eyed* YUSUKE, SHUT THAT DOOR!

Yusuke: *slams it shut, making the freezer door open slightly and not close*

Kuwabara: What's that smell?!

Kurama: It's coming from the refrigerator. Yusuke, what is the oldest thing in there?

Yusuke: *holding his nose* Probably some eggs.

Kurama: And how long have they been in there?

Yusuke: *looks to the side* Probably around three years…

Kuwabara: THREE YEARS?! *falls to the floor, twitching*

Yusuke: If you would have gotten rid of them when I told you to, we wouldn't be in this situation!

Kurama: Yusuke, did you open the freezer door?

Yusuke: No. Why?

Kurama: Because it's slightly ajar.

Yusuke: *looks* Hmm…wonder if it opened when I slammed the fridge door…

Kurama: Well, let's get Hiei a bowl of sweet snow and set it in the fridge so he can quickly get it.

Yusuke: *nods and opens the freezer all the way…a big ice block falls out and crushes Yusuke*

Kurama: *wide-eyed* Yusuke, are you all right?

Yusuke: *twitching* Eheheh…heheh…I'm fine! *has swirly eyes*

Kurama: The ice block is melting!

Kuwabara: *standing up* Eh…what a big ice patch.

Kurama: You're telling me. Kuwabara, go get the heater. We'll melt it.

Kuwabara: *gets a heater*

Kurama: *plugs it in and sets it next to the ice block*

Ice Block: *melts rapidly*

Yusuke: Ooooohhhhh, my back…Hey, it's getting lighter! And, and, and…*has a weird look* I feel an ass!!!

Kurama: Yusuke, I think that ice block got to your head. Perhaps you should get it checked.

Yusuke: *reaches up and touches the ice block* I FEEL BOOBS!

Kurama: *face vaults and sweat drops* Yeah, you definitely need to get your head checked…

Yusuke: *drools*

Heater: *malfunctions*

Kuwabara: Kurama, what that supposed to happen?

Kurama: No, it wasn't. Perhaps it just overheated.

Kuwabara: *to Yusuke* Ever heard of a heater overheating?

Yusuke: Nope. *keeps drooling*

Hiei: *slowly gets up* Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Yoshiko…

Kurama: Excuse me?

Hiei: Yo-

Yoshiko: *smacks Yusuke* YUSUKE, YOU PERVERT!

Yusuke: *lies twitching on the floor*

Kurama: Y-Yoshiko?

Hiei: I tried to tell you. She was in the freezer.

Kuwabara: I WAS RIGHT! *dances*

Yusuke: *gets up and gives Kuwabara a weird look*

Yoshiko: It's about time you guys found me! Jeez. I was beginning to think you'd forget about me. It's fun hiding in the places people wouldn't think otherwise, but not when you get frozen!

Yusuke: Sorry, Yoshiko. I don't even remember why we were chasing you…

Yoshiko: Let's go into the living room, and then I'll tell you.

Everyone: *goes into the living room and sits on couches*

Yoshiko: Okay, Yusuke was chasing me because I stole his bag of skittle-which were mighty tasty-and Kurama was chasing me because I stole his chocolate bunny.

Hiei: So you're Chocolate Bunny?

Yoshiko ^_^ Yep!

Yusuke: I remember why now! Yoshiko, get over here! First you take away my skittles, then you force us on a wild goose chase! *starts chasing Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: *runs and hides*

Yusuke: *runs back into the living room* I…I lost her…

Kurama: Go look for her.

Computer: *appears out of nowhere on Kurama's head*

Yusuke: A computer! *reads it* It says:

Sorry, Kurama! I needed a soft landing for my computer, though! =P Try and find me, you guys! Here's a hint: I'm in someplace cold and closer than you think!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Yusuke: TO ANTARCTICA!

Kurama: *moved the computer off him and to the floor carefully* Alright, fine. To Antarctica.

Guys: *board a plane to Antarctica*

Hiei: Where is she?!

Kurama: There's another computer!

Kuwabara: *reads it* It says:

Not Antarctica! Wow, you guys don't have a brain, do you? ^_^ Try to find me! Just ask for a hint, and I might tell you the answer!

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Hiei: THE CHOCOLATE BUNNY AGAIN! O_O

Kurama: I suggest Greenland.

Guys: *board a plane to Greenland*

Computer: *appears for the reader*

And so begins another boring journey for the Yu Yu gang. They don't have a brain, do they? I mean, I'm going to freeze again before they even think about the freezer! >_>;; Perhaps I should just flat-out tell them…Oh, wait! I know! I'll just sit out in the living room until they come back! Hey, it works, right? ^_^ Thank you for reading this! You've been so nice! *hugs the reader*

*~*Chocolate Bunny*~*

Crowd: REVIEW RESPONSES! REVIEW RESPONSES! REVIEW RESPONSES!

Yoshiko: I'm workin' on it! *tries to get online* Man, I hate dial-up…

Yusuke: Get cable, then.

Yoshiko: Can't…parents won't let me…*sigh*

Yusuke: Then just try once he gets off.

Yoshiko: WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M WAITING FOR?!

Yusuke: Christmas or your graduation. Maybe your wedding or funeral.

Yoshiko: More like the end of the world.... Anyways, as soon as he-my step-dad-is off, I'll write the review responses…*sigh* This may take a while…*waits* ………………..

Tailchaser: Thank you! ^_^ I feel so loved now! And I don't only do this when I'm hyper…if I'm mad enough, I'm funny…it's kinda scary, but hey, at least y'all get a laugh outta it!

Yukina_Gem: Thank you. I try. *cough*sometimes…*cough*

Hype: ^_^ I'll keep doing this for as long as I can, either until I run out of ideas (and with my imagination, that's impossible), or until I just don't feel like being here anymore. But I don't think that'll happen any time in the near future, let alone in the next fifty years! ^_^

Hieilover2004: lol I'm glad you enjoy my funniness! And I try to be funny *cough*not really*cough* but anyways, here's your next one! ^_^

Yami-AJ Yu-Yu-InuCaptor: Yeah, my friends like to play jokes on me…So now I get to smack him really hard! Wait… I already did that lol And yes, Kuwabaka suffered *evil laugh*

Kitsune_Kit: lol, of course I used your ideas! Number one, you wanted me to. Number two, they were good! lol *goes to thinking about the Tennis Racquet of the Darkness Flame* =D

Poison Death Tree: Here's your update! I'm gonna go kinda slow on these ones, because I'm writing The Demon Enchantresses still, and I'm also working on a couple stories by hand. I'm getting my YYH fics outta the way right now, and then I'll move on to other fics. ^_^

KumiHatari: lol, you aren't the only one with typo demons. *starts fighting them baka typo demons* they just absolutely love me…anyways, I have a few friends that they sometimes attack to, but they have a thing for me, and it's scaring me… >_>;; lol

Kitsune_Kit: I did, thank you! Lol anyways, my computer's messing up again, so I guess that means this story is over…lol

Yoshiko: (yeah, me! No, I'm not talking to myself, it's me talking! Lol) Okay, well, there ya go! My step-dad is bothering me to do something, and I really hope ff.net and my computer will work so this chapter will get up…lol! I'll make more in a while, but I got stuff to do now…*sighs and thinks* `Thank God it's almost summer vacation!' ^_^