Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ YYH Spoof ❯ DOT CRAZY!!!!! Hiei's got a new attack...?! ( Chapter 2 )

Author's Note: HEYLO!!!! I'm talking to Hoshiko, and I got this awesome idea! Yes, it's another spoof, but ya know, I really don't care! Just enjoy and R&R!!!!!!! =D

Kurama: Yoshiko does not own YYH, but if she did, Kuwabara wouldn't be nearly half as stupid and would look cuter and be stronger, Keiko might be in the picture (not that she doesn't like her…it's a long story..>.>;;), and Hiei would be taller, and we're not sure what else would be different…

Kuwabara: Am I going to die again in this?

Hoshiko: *evil grin* we can make you if you want!

Kuwabara: Nah, I think I'm good…

Hoshiko: *snaps fingers* Dangit!

Yoshiko: By the way, I know in the last spoof I put that one of my friends has brain tumor…I knew I should have waited to write something… but apparently, he doesn't. He put me to this little test thingy, just like one of my other friends did…and that really sucks when they do! Anyways, just R&R!!! please?

Kuwabara: Where am I?

Yusuke: Up your butt and around the corner.

Kuwabara: What?! Hey! Then how'd you get in here? *scared*

Yusuke: Just shut up. Obviously you can't tell when sarcasm is being used…

Kuwabara: Sarcasm?

Yusuke: *face vaults*

Yoshiko: *stares at the computer screen pressing a button*

Kurama: What are you doing? Being in front of a computer screen like that will severely hurt your eyes and then you'll need glasses.

Yoshiko: *stays silent and ignores Kurama*

Kurama: Yoshiko?

Yoshiko: *completely oblivious to everything going on around her*

Yusuke: *walks over* Yoshiko? *pokes Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: *doesn't know*

Yusuke: *gets right next to Yoshiko's ear* YOSHIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoshiko: *doesn't even flinch*

Kurama: Maybe if we unplug the computer…?

Yusuke: *shrugs* Try it. See what she does.

Kurama: *unplugs the computer*

Computer Screen: *goes blankly black*

Yoshiko: *screams* GAAAHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHO DID THAT?!

Kurama: *nervously goes to Yoshiko's side* Um, I did…

Yoshiko: Why?!

Yusuke: You were staring at that computer screen nonstop!

Yoshiko: *pouts* So?

Kurama: It's bad for you, you know…

Yoshiko: *pouts more* I don't care!

Yusuke and Kurama: *anime sweat drops and faces vault*

Yusuke: You know, you'll need glasses soon! Then you'll look like a nerd!

Yoshiko: *whacks Yusuke*

Yusuke: *falls the floor with a big, red hand mark on his cheek*

Yoshiko: Yusuke, you jerk!

Yusuke: Damn, just like Keiko…

Yoshiko: *turns around and pouts*

Kuwabara: *comes over* What's goin' on?

Kurama: Yoshiko's mad at us.

Kuwabara: Why?

Yoshiko: *turns around with an angry, poutty face* I was going DOT CRAZY!!!!!

Everyone but Yoshiko: *anime sweat drop and fall to the floor, faces vaulted*

Yoshiko: *hyper* I love dots! *grabs markers and starts making dots everywhere*

Kurama: …she's lost it…

Yusuke: You can say that again…

Hiei: *walks in and gets dotted* BAKA ONNA! GET BACK HERE! *chases Yoshiko around with katana ready to slash through things*

Yoshiko: *giggles and runs, continuing to dot things*

Kuwabara: What's she doing? It looks like fun! Can I try?! Huh? Huh? Huh? *has hopeful look in eyes*

Yusuke: No. She's gone mad…

Kurama: You can say that again…

Yoshiko: *dots Kurama, then Yusuke, then Kuwabara, and continues to dot the room*

Yusuke: Is there any way how we can get her to stop before the whole room is dotted?

Kurama: I don't think so. At least, not unless Hiei catches up with her first.

Hiei: ONNA, GET YOUR DAMN ASS BACK HERE! BAKA!!!

Yoshiko: *continues to giggle and dot things* You'll have to catch me first! I'm DOT CRAZY!!!

Yusuke: …more like you're an Easter Bunny on crack crazy…

Yoshiko: *smiling, still giggling, dots Yusuke more* Aw, c'mon, Mr. Frowny! Lighten up!

Yusuke: *face vaults* All right, Yoshiko, get back here! *chases Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: *runs from Hiei and now Yusuke*

Kurama: Wow. I never thought I'd see her this hyper…

Kuwabara: Huh? What's hyper?

Kurama: *face vaults* Hiei, Yusuke, make room for me! *joins Hiei and Yusuke in chasing Yoshiko around the now colorful room*

Kuwabara: Hey, wait for me! *just joins in running around*

Yoshiko: *keeps dotting things and giggling*

Hoshiko and Hannah: *walk in* What's go-

Yoshiko: *dots them both*

Hoshiko and Hannah: Gah! Yoshiko, you little runt! *join the guys in chasing Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: *quickly plugs the computer back in and continues to dot things*

Kurama: *still chasing Yoshiko* What'd she just do?

Yusuke: *also still chasing Yoshiko* Uh, I don't know.

Kuwabara: I think she just did something to the computer, cause the screen went white from black. Plus, there's some writing on it. And I'm getting tired. Can I stop?

Hiei: Stop if you like, baka. YOSHIKO, IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M GOING TO BE FORCED TO KILL YOU!!!

Yoshiko: *giggles* I'M TOO HYYYYYYYYYYPER!!!!!

Everyone but Yoshiko and Kuwabara: *face vaults, and sweat drop to the floor…quickly get back up and chase Yoshiko again*

*~*Approximately five hours later…*~*

Everyone but Yoshiko: *sit on the floor against a wall and continue to get dotted*

Yoshiko: *slowly stops dotting things*

Hiei: Is she slowing down, or are my eyes deceiving me?

Yusuke: I don't know. I lost track of how fast she was going after we all collapsed.

Kurama: I'm surprised she kept up that much hyperness for more than an hour…

Everyone but Yoshiko and Kurama: Ain't we all?!

Yoshiko: *collapses to the floor in front of the computer*

Hoshiko: *gets up and pokes Yoshiko with a stick* Hm. I think she'll be out for a bit.

Hannah: Finally! She's down! NO MORE HYPERNESS FROM YOSHIKO! *dances*

Everyone but Hannah and Hoshiko and Yoshiko: *watch intently*

Yoshiko: *slowly gets up* ooo…computer…*stares at computer and presses a button*

Kurama: *sees Yoshiko* Um..guys, I hate to break it to you, but it seems our hyper-active girl is up and about again…

Yusuke: *immediately looks over at Yoshiko* WHAT?!

Yoshiko: *stares at the screen like before, pressing a button*

Hannah: *gets up and runs to the computer to try and stop Yoshiko* OH, NO YOU DON'T!

Yusuke: STOP HER FROM PRESSING THAT BUTTON!

Hiei: BAKA! IF THAT ONNA GOES CRAZY AGAIN, I'LL KILL HER FOR SURE!

Kurama: Just unplug the computer and throw it out the window!

Kuwabara: What's a window?

Everyone but Yoshiko and Kuwabara: *face vault and sweat drop to the floor*

Kuwabara: What? Was it something I said?

Kurama: Just nevermind about it, Kuwabaka.

Kuwabara: I'M NOT KUWABAKA!

Kurama: *sweat drop* Sorry, sorry! *raises hands to fend Kuwabara off*

Yusuke and Hannah: *unplug the computer and look for a window*

Yoshiko: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY COMPUTER!!! I NEED MY DOTS!

Yusuke: Uh, Kurama, WHERE'S THE DAMN WINDOW?!

Kurama: How should I know? I just thought I saw one somewhere!

Everyone but Yoshiko, Kurama, and Kuwabara: *face vault*

Hannah: You mean you don't know if there really is a window here?!

Kurama: *shrugs*

Yusuke: Gah! Fine, then we'll make a window! *uses spirit gun and blasts a hole through the wall* All done!

Yusuke and Hannah: *throw computer out big hole*

Yoshiko: *screams* NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs to the big hole and jumps out after the computer* COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: *grabs Yoshiko* Can't have you jump out after that thing, babe.

Yoshiko: *fights Yusuke while watching computer fall the 795,388,165,684,358 feet to the ground*

Computer: *crashes on hard pavement and shatters*

Yoshiko: *cries*

Kurama: Maybe that wasn't such a good idea…

Hoshiko: You can say that again! *covers ears*

Hannah: *covers ears also* Now she won't stop until she gets it back!

Kuwabara: Huh? What's going on?

Kurama: Just shut up, Kuwabaka.

Kuwabara: For the last time, I'm not-

Yusuke: A LITTLE HELP HERE?! *has trouble holding Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: I WANT MY COMPUTER BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

Yusuke: GET HER TO STOP CRYING!

Hannah: NO ONE'S ACTUALLY BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT!

Everyone but Yoshiko: *face vault*

*~*Approximately two hours later…*~*

Yoshiko: *stops crying and collapses in Yusuke's arms, asleep*

Yusuke: *quietly* …she finally stopped…*stares at Yoshiko*

Kurama: About time, if you ask me.

Hannah: Yeah.

Hoshiko: Apparently, she cried herself to sleep.

Kuwabara: It's quiet.

Kurama: That's because Yoshiko is sleeping now.

Kuwabara: *pokes Yoshiko* Is she alive?

Yusuke: *picks up Yoshiko and carries her to a couch* Of course she is, you dingbat!

Kuwabara: Well, excuse me! *walks out* Um…guys, I think we're locked in…

Hiei: What?! That baka onna must have locked us in here!

Hannah: Actually, Hiei, Hoshiko and I came in through there. As far as I know, Yoshiko was going dot crazy, then we all went kind of hysteric, and chased her, collapsed after about twenty minutes, and watched Yoshiko continue going dot crazy. I didn't see her go to the door at all.

Hoshiko: Yeah. What she said. *points to Hannah*

Kurama: What should we do with her? *looks over the back of the couch at Yoshiko*

Yusuke: *shrugs* You're the smart one here.

Kurama: *sweat drop* Okay, well, I guess we could just leave her here, but if we're locked in, she must have the key.

Yoshiko: *mutters something in sleep and turns onto side*

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Yusuke: I say we leave her here to rest.

Hannah: Whoa! Yusuke used a big phrase!

Yusuke: *glares at Hannah*

Hannah: What?! It's true! You used fancier word there than you would normally have!

Yusuke: So? Can't I do that sometimes?

Everyone but Yusuke and Yoshiko: *shrugs*

Yusuke: Okay, that's it… *pours ice all over Yoshiko* WAKEY WAKEY TIME!

Yoshiko: *immediately sits up and punches Yusuke in the balls*

Yusuke: GEE!!!! **bends over and falls to the floor in pain*

Yoshiko: Hm. You shouldn't have dumped ice on me, dimwit.

Everyone but Yoshiko and Yusuke: *stare wide-eyed at Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: What?!

Hannah: You…you just hit him where it hurts!

Yoshiko: So?

Hoshiko: GO YOSHIKO!!!

Yoshiko: Hm.

Kurama: Well, I'm sure he'll survive.

Kuwabara: I'd say he got hurt pretty bad.

Kurama: Of course it did. It probably affected part of his future, as well.

Yoshiko: *shrugs* Ain't my fault he threw ice all over me!

Everyone: *small sweat drop*

Yusuke: …..ow…..

Yoshiko: Heeheehee!

Yusuke: Why'd you do that?!

Yoshiko: I don't know! I felt like it, I guess…

Kurama: She couldn't think of a way to end it.

Yoshiko: Eheheheh…you just had to tell them, didn't you?

Kurama: =D Of course I did!

Yoshiko: *whacks Kurama* Maybe that'll teach you next time to keep your mouth shut…

Kurama: *has a big red mark on face* Eheheh…maybe it will…

Yusuke: Okay, can we move on to the next scene?

Kurama: What is the next scene?

Yoshiko: Of course we're moving on! The next scene is the one Hannah and I like to call the "Tennis Incident"!

Kurama and Yusuke: O.o;;

Yoshiko: Heehee! Just wait until I'm done!

Kurama: Oh boy…

Yusuke: And Hiei gets it this time, right?

Yoshiko: =D Just read it when I'm done, you two! Oh yeah! And I'm borrowing Kusha from The Demon Enchantresses! Then again, I can do that, since I own her right now…oh yeah, and any Kohana's here are Hoshiko's….sorryz!!!

Hiei: *sits on the couch* Hn.

Hannah: We're so bored. There's nothing to do today.

Yoshiko: You can say that again…

Yusuke: *pops in all hyper-like* Why don't we play tennis?

Hiei: Tennis?

Kurama: Once again, it's a human game. You have a racquet and a bouncing ball that you try to hit over a net on a giant court. You can play doubles, which means you can play with two people on each side, or you can play singles, which means there is only one person on each side.

Hoshiko: What he said.

Hiei: Hn. A childish game.

Kuwabara: Someone say game?

Kusha: Kuwabara, you're a goof!

Kuwabara: *glows* when that's said, it means that they're really perky or something…

Yusuke: Okay, so now who are we missing?

Kurama: *does a head count* Let's see…Yusuke, Yoshiko, Hiei, Hannah, Kuwabara, Kusha, Hoshiko, and me… no one, Yusuke. Everyone's here.

Yusuke: Oh…I knew that!

Yoshiko: *fixes Yusuke with a I-don't-believe-you look* Uh-huh, sure ya did.

Hannah: Well, let's go! At least it gives us something to do!

Hiei: Hn.

Kusha: Hiei, if you don't, Hannah's going to kill you. Or worse: not like you anymore.

Hannah: *small blush* Y-yeah.

Hiei: Hn. Fine. I'll go, but don't count on me doing anything.

Hannah: Don't worry; I'll make ya!

Yoshiko: Okay, we've got the convertible, another convertible, and the beetle…I think we only need one. Which?

Yusuke: THE MISTUBISHI!!!!!

Yoshiko: *small sweat drop* I knew you were going to say that…

Hoshiko: Well, he always picks it, that's why.

Yoshiko: I know…hey, I can't blame him. =D

Everyone but Yusuke and Yoshiko: *face vault and sweat drop*

Yusuke: CAN I DRIVE?! *hopeful*

Yoshiko: No. You don't have the keys.

Yusuke: Damnit! Can I have the keys?

Yoshiko: No. I don't trust you with my baby.

Everyone but Yoshiko: *sweat drop to the floor*

Hannah: Let's just get a move on it! *pulls Hiei out the door and throws him in the back of the Mitsubishi convertible*

Kuwabara: *carries Kusha out and sets her next to Hannah and sits next to her*

Hoshiko and Kurama: *go out, Kurama taking the passenger seat, Hoshiko hopping up by Hiei*

Yusuke: *goes out and hops up next to Kuwabara (just in case he wants to throw if off the car…)*

Yoshiko: *gets in the driver's seat and puts the keys in the ignition* Everyone ready?

Kurama: *fastens seatbelt* I think I am.

Everyone but Yoshiko and Kurama and Hiei: LET'S GO!!!

Everyone: *riding in the car to the park and get out once they all arrive and run to the tennis courts*

Yusuke: Last one there's a rotten egg!

Hiei: *swiftly gets there before everyone else*

Hannah: *gets there just after Hiei*

Yoshiko: *gets there fifteen second before Yusuke*

Yusuke: *gets there just before Kurama*

Kurama: *lets Hoshiko beat him*

Hoshiko: *gets there a minute before Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *was the last one because he made sure Kusha was all right*

Kusha: *gets there before Kuwabara, giggling the whole way*

Yusuke: Okay, everyone grab a racquet, and let's go!

Everyone: *grabs a racquet* (yes, even Hiei did!)

Yusuke: *grabs a tennis ball* Okay, so how do we want to divide?

Yoshiko: Why don't we try a four on four?

Kurama: Is that legal?

Hannah: In our world, yes.

Hoshiko: GIRLS AGAINST GUYS!!!!!

Hiei: Hn.

Kuwabara: As long as I'm with Kusha.

Kusha: You goof! I agree with Hoshiko!

Yoshiko: Girls against guys it is! Girls get this side of the court…*indicates the side they're on* …and guys get that side of the court. *indicates the other side of the court*

Yusuke: Fine, but we get to serve first then.

Kusha: Fine.

Guys: *got to other side of court*

Girls: *get into positions*

Yusuke: Here it comes! Love-Love! *serves the tennis ball*

Hoshiko: I GOT IT! I GOT IT! *hits it back*

Kurama: *hits it back*

Kusha: *hits it back*

Kuwabara: *misses it*

Yusuke: KUWABARA!!!

Kuwabara: Sorry, Urameshi.

Yusuke: *retrieves the ball and serves again* Love-One!

Yoshiko: *hits it back*

*~*Approximately a half hour later…*~*

Everyone: *good at playing tennis now*

Yoshiko: *hits the ball* How do you like that one?!

Kurama: *hits it back* Nice try! But you will have to do better than that!

Kusha: *hits it back to the guys* Ha! So will you!

Yusuke: I GOT THIS ONE! *hits it back to the girls* HA!

Hannah: *hits it back to the guys with force*

Yoshiko: YAY! GO HANNAH!

Hiei: *sees the ball, and goes after he was standing around near the sideline! and hits it*

Kuwabara: Nice one shorty!

Hiei: Don't push your luck…

Kuwabara: *shuts up and hits the ball as it comes back*

*~*Approximately ten minutes later…*~*

Hoshiko: *hits it back* Jeez…how long until this round is over?

Hannah: *hitting the ball back forcefully and with agility again* No clue.

Hiei: *sees the ball and goes after it, transferring spirit energy to the racquet* TENNIS RACQUET OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tennis Ball: *covered with the black darkness flame, flies through the air and makes a deep hole in the court right by the net, on the guys' side, in less than a split second*

Everyone but Hiei: *stares wide-eyed at Hiei and the ball*

Yoshiko: Um…you're not suppose to use your spirit energy, Hiei…

Hiei: Hn. Rules are made only to be broken. Besides, I scored us a point.

Hoshiko: *gets closer and observes where the ball* Actually, Hiei, that hole is on your side of the court…

Hiei: *face vault* WHAT?!

Hoshiko: *nods* Yep. It's on your side all right.

Yusuke: NICE ON, HIEI! NOW ARE WE TO WIN?!

Hiei: Hn. Not my fault. You should have warned me before.

Kurama: Hiei, I don't mean to sound rude or critical or anything, but you have played tennis before. I've seen you. You know the rules.

Hiei: *sweat drop* W-what are you talking about? I-I-I-I've never played this human game before! *small blush stains cheeks*

Hannah: You're blushing! You're lying! HIEI!!!!!

Hiei: *starts shrinking*

Yoshiko: O.o Why's he shrinking? I thought he was short enough as it is…

Hiei: Shut up, baka onna!

Kuwabara: Ya know, she's got a point. You are shrinking!

Hiei: *eye twitch*

Kurama: Now, now. We don't want to have Hiei use Tennis Racquet of the Darkness Flame on us, do we?

Hiei: THAT'S A PERFECT IDEA, KURAMA!

Kurama: *sweat drop* Oops…

Everyone but Hiei: *backs away from Hiei*

Hiei: Heeheehee! *grows back to full height* I dare you to challenge me now!

Everyone but Hiei: Uh, no, that's okay!

Hiei: Aw, c'mon. I'm just joking…for once…*evil grin*

Yoshiko: …I don't trust him!

Hannah: He's scaring me now.

Everyone but Hiei: *runs back to the car and get in*

Kuwabara: Hurry and start the car before he catches up to us!

Hiei: Too late.

Everyone but Hiei: GEE!!!!!!!

Hiei: *evil smile*

Yusuke: Hurt us, Hiei, and die!

Hiei: Is that a challenge?

Yusuke: Uh…I don't know…?

Hiei: I think that was a challenge.

Yoshiko: No, it wa-

Hiei: STOP TYPING IN HIWI!!!!!!!!!

Yoshiko: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR LETTING THE TYPO DEMONS GET TO ME!

Kurama; Oh no…here we go again…

Yusuke: She really can't type worth crap, can she…

Kurama: Obviously not right now…

Yoshiko: *continues to yell at Hiei*

Hiei: *continues to yell at Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: JUST LET ME FINISH THIS SCENE!!!

Yusuke: *looks at the bottom of the screen and yells* WE'RE ON PAGE TWELVE ALREADY?!

Yoshiko: Don't blame me!

Yusuke: YOSHIKO! YOU JUST MADE IT THIRTEEN!

Yoshiko: THEN STOP INTERRUPTING MY STORY! ALLOW ME TO FINISH, AND IT'LL BE OVER SOON! I PROMISE!

Everyone but Yoshiko: Okay. *sit down and wait impatiently*

Yoshiko: O.o;; weirdoes…anyways, back to the story! By the way, sorry for this rude interruption…

Yoshiko: No, it was just a warning!

Hiei: …I don't remember what we were fighting about now…

Yoshiko: Then you shouldn't have interrupted the story!

Kurama: Jee, I didn't know that interruption would carry on into here…

Yusuke: Neither did I…

Hannah: What interruption?

Yusuke: Erk…nothing.

Hoshiko: TELL US!

Yoshiko: Wow, this story really is my mind… >_>;;

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Kurama: Well, you do have an over-active imagination, you know.

Yoshiko: I know! Jeez, you don't have to remind me every second!

Kuwabara: Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning…

Yoshiko: SHUT UP! *whacks Kuwabara*

Kuwabara: *falls to the ground with a big red hand mark on face…twitches*

Kusha: Are you all right, Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: *twitching* Eh..heheh…Eh…I think so…

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Yusuke: Thought she only did that to me.

Hannah: Thought we all did.

Yoshiko: Okay, it's time to wrap this up…

Hiei: What?

Yoshiko: You heard me. It's time to finish this section.

Yusuke: YOU'RE AT FOURTEEN PAGES NOW!!!

Yoshiko: Yep. Like I said, time to finish it…

Kurama: Well, thank you for reading Yoshiko's second spoof!

Everyone: Yeah, thanks.

Yoshiko: NOW R&R!!!!! Please?? I know this one isn't as good, but I can't help it! Well…*looks around* Some parts are good, but this ending sucks, I know…I can't write good endings or beginnings! So sue me! *sticks tongue out at everyone*

Everyone but Yoshiko: HEY!!!

Yoshiko: =D

Everyone but Yoshiko: GET HER!!! *chase Yoshiko*

Yoshiko: GAH! *runs* R&R! PLEASE!!!!!! EEK! *dodges a diving Yusuke and lands on his back* Oh…sorry…*runs again*

Yusuke: *twitching* Eh…R&R so she won't do this again…PLEASE! *mumbles* it hurts when she does that with heels on… >_>;;