Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Show Time

By: catogirl2004
Setting: Tour Bus

~~ Bakura is in the shower after a little bit of fun with Ryou. Nao, Noa, Marik, Ryou, and Malik sit on the couch watching TV ~~


Jerry: And now to Cindy who is in front of Domino High with one of their own stars sister. Cindy.

Cindy: Thank you Jerry. I’m here with Malik Crawford’s twin sister Mia Crawford.

Mia: -moves her hair behind her ear- Hi Cindy.

Cindy: What do you think about your brother traveling around with his friends?

Mia: well…-forced happy look- I’m happy he’s coming home…

Malik: pfft…sure you are…

Mia: and of course…he’s returning safe---

~~ TV Shuts Off~~

Noa, Nao, Malik, Marik, and Ryou: HEY!!

Bakura: -standing with his towel around his waist and his golden chain (A/N: yes he has a chain –drools- with noting but a towel on) around his neck- I don’t feel like listening to
her crap.

Malik: \_/ so don’t stand there

Noa: No kidding

Ryou: Guys leave him alone…

Marik: OoO little Ryou protecting his big bad Yami?

Ryou & Bakura: -- -chuck a pillow at Marik-

Marik: -ducks- =P

Malik: -- you guys leave mine alone

Bakura: -mocking Marik- OoO little Malik protecting his big bad Yami?

Marik: \_/ -tackles Bakura to the ground-

Malik & Ryou: OO

Bakura: OFF ME!! –shoves him off- --; -stands-

Bus: -goes over a huge bump-

Ryou, Malik, and Noa: -get thrown from the couch- @_@

Bakura: -catches himself on the couch- \_/ GEES!! – Can you not go so fast over the bumps?

Mara: yea yea…complain… that’s all men do…

Bakura: ^^

Nao: As much as Ryou likes seeing you half naked Bakura…

Ryou: \_/ HEY

Nao: can you please get dressed?

Bakura: aw you know you like it

Marik: -sarcastic- Oh yea we love looking at your sexy tan body and your abs there buddy.

Bakura: -- yea fine…-goes into his room-

Ryou: Oo –tries to sneak a peek-

Malik: -- -whacks Ryou over the head-

Ryou: x_x

Bakura: it’s kind of lonely in here…-smirk-

Ryou: ^^ -jumps to his feet and runs into the room-

Nao & Marik: o_o /sweat drop/

Noa: Oo I have never seen him so eager for sex…

Malik: e_e he’s worse at home…

Marik: yea e_e

Nao: Sucks for u guys. –puts his hands behind his head- no sex for me ^^

Noa: Oo –raises an eyebrow- oh really? –

Nao: XX ok…once…

Noa: -____-

Nao: e____E FINE!! --;; every day 24/7

Malik & Marik: Oo XD!! –fall on the floor laughing-

Malik: XD OH MY GOD!! SEX MANIAC!!

Nao: -- you and Marik are no better

Marik: ^_~V

Malik: ^_~V that’s ‘cuz we’re…

Ryou: -pokes his head out from the door- psychotic sex maniacs that want to take over the world?

Malik: --;;

Bakura: -pulls Ryou back into the room-

Ryou: XX –gets pulled in and door closes-

Malik & Marik: -__________- /sweat drop/

Noa & Nao: O_o;

Malik: -- that did not just happen…

Marik: -- ignore everything MISS FASHIONABLE said ^^

Malik: XD!!!

Bakura: -pokes his head out- --

Ryou: -pokes his head out under Bakura’s head- -- shut up

Marik: =P make me

Bakura: -____-; call my hikari that again you’ll be in the Shadow Realm for another eternity. Oo –looks down- --; what are you doing?

Ryou: -looks up- Oo;; -runs back into the room and jumps on the bed-

Bakura: -devil horns- heh heh…-goes back into the room and onto the bed-

Malik, Nao, Noa, and Marik: -roll eyes and put their headsets on all playing the same thing-

Mara: -blares the radio in the front- 3…2..1.

Ryou: OH GOD

Mara: XX

Malik: e_e;; -blares his headset- xx

~~ One Hour later ~~

Bakura: -opens the door then closes it gently-

Marik: have fun?

Bakura: yes

Marik: XX

Malik: e_e u r gross Kura…

Bakura: heh not my fault Ryou’s sexy ^^

Mara: Xx Mia heard you say that you’d be pummeled

Bakura: pfft..

Malik: where is he anyway?

Bakura: e_e sleeping

Malik: -rolls his eyes- go flipping figure…-rubs his forehead-

Marik: something bothering you?

Nao: besides the fact we had to sit here for an hour listening to Bakura and his lover?

Bakura: -- -whacks Nao on the back of the head- --

Malik: XD no…it’s not that…it’s just…e_e

Noa: your sister?

Malik: xx yes…

Mara: I know she doesn’t approve of gays…e_e

Bakura: -rolls eyes- she doesn’t approve of nada…

Malik: the only thing she cares about is herself --;

Mara: true…

Marik: hey, relax guys…it’s not like we have to be with her all the time…

Noa: yea Marik’s right…

Nao: for once

Marik: -- -whacks Nao on the back of the head-

Nao: \_/

Bakura: and we could always have a bit of fun…

Boys: -look at him-

Bakura: Oo \_/ YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! -_- AND ITS NOT WHAT YOUR THINKING OF!!!

Malik: aw shoot –snaps his fingers-

Marik: -snickers-

Bakura: -- sorry LOVER BOYS

Marik: HEY! -_- Look who’s talking!! -_- KING OF THIEVES!!

Malik: pfft…more like King Of Sex

Bakura: OO

Marik: XD Good one

Bakura: -- -mock laugh- --

Mara: ok! We’re here!!

Ryou: -stumbles out of the room groggily and rubs his eyes-

~~ Yugi and Co. ~~

Yugi and Co.: -busy pushing the crowd back-

Mia: -crossing her arms, her eyes narrow slits, and leaning against a tree-

Malik: -looks to the side- and there’s the queen bitch herself…

Boys & Mara: -step off the bus-

Ryou: -clinging to Bakura’s arm-

Bakura: -corner of his mouth- not in public…x_X NPDOA No public display of affection remember?

Ryou: -- -lets go-

Bakura: -pats his head- good boy

Ryou: ^^

Mia: -rolls her eyes- if your done petting him Bakura --;;

Bakura: hm? –looks at Mia- --

Mia: -slams a folder into his chest-

Bakura: oof!

Mia: these are the bills * YOU * need to pay ^^

Malik: -- what do you mean? You run out of money?

Mia: no –halo-

Malik & Marik: -- -see devil horns holding it up-

Ryou: -glares at Mia-

Mia: -goes over- hey there cutie…-walks around him- miss me?

Ryou: --; you and I both know the answer to that –

Bakura: -glares at Mia from the corner of his eye-

Mia: -chuckles- oh you know you did…-taps the tip of his nose with her finger-

Bakura: -- -twitch-

Mia: -goes behind him and puts her hands down low (a/n: and when I saw low…I mean low e_e) and fools with the zipper-

Ryou: -hisses- cut it out…

Mia: what’s wrong Ryou? –squeeze- (A/n: -- it’s 4 in the morning and it’s my day to be perverted ok?)

Ryou: -jumps- o_O

Bakura: -- -clenches fists and growls- paws off…bitch…

Mia: -looks at Bakura- This making you uncomfortable Bakura?

Bakura: --;;

Mia: the fact that I’m flirting with your baby boy?

Bakura: -- -eye twitches and clenches fists tighter-

Malik: x_x get ready…

Marik, Noa, & Nao: e_e –nod-

Mia: -smirks and unzips the zipper-

Ryou: e_e –knees shake-

Bakura: -- -growls- leave him alone -_-;;

Mia: -hands move up to the button smirking-

Bakura: don’t you dare! –goes to lunge at her-

Nao & Marik: -hold his arms back-

Mia: your demon needs to be tamed my little angel…

Bakura: -struggles to get away-

Mia: -puts her head on Ryou’s shoulder smirking at Bakura-

Bakura: -hisses through gritted teeth- get….away…from…him….

Mia: -straightens- you can’t attack me, because I’ll have you arrested…-glares-

Bakura: -growls and pulls his arms away from Marik and Nao and grabs Ryou holding him close-

Mia: -shakes her finger at him- nuh-uh…NPDOA

Bakura: -- -lets go- -- I hate u…

Mia: -smirks- I know.. –walks around Bakura and Ryou- you two better watch out…I’ll have you watched…

Bakura: -shoots a death glare at her-

Mia: ^^ Ta-ta…-disappears into the crowd-

Bakura: -- -eye twitches-

~~ Back in tour bus that night~~

Bakura: kill her…I swear I will…kill HER!! \_/

Malik: -spits toothpaste into the sink- Relax Bakura it’s not like she was doing anything that wrong…

Bakura: -- really….SCROLL UP BLONDE!!

Malik: -- I’m being sarcastic idiot…

Ryou: o_o –still traumatized by what happened earlier that day- ….Bakura…

Bakura: yea?

Ryou: o_o;; hold me… -flings himself at Bakura-

Bakura: x_X –holds him and strokes his back-

Nao: -rolls his eyes- You are so immature Ryou…all she did was touch you…-long pause-….there…-sips his water-

Ryou: o_o;;

Bakura: -- -whacks him with the water bottle- idiot he’s traumatized…-sits on the couch and pulls Ryou onto his lap and buries his nose in his hair-

Noa: NPDOA –rolls eyes-

Bakura: --; that is about the stupidest rule ever at this damned school…

Ryou: -tucks his head under Bakura’s chin-

Nao: and of course half of the school is gay OO –cringes-

Bakura: true…I’m not going to whack you yea know…

Nao: ^^ heh…I knew that x_X

Bakura: -- uh…huh…

~~ Outside ~~

Mia, Mira, and Mara: -crouching below the window-

Mara: they should be talking about something right now…

Mira: anything particular?

Mara: -- their BOYS why would they talk bout something particular?

Mira: -shrugs- just wondering

Mia: -- hush…

Mara: what’s the point in kidnapping Malik, Noa, and Ryou anyway?

Mia: so I can kill them then their stupid, annoying, and flambouently gay Yamis…-writing a ransom note-

Mara: Oo a ransom note?

Mia: -- yes Mara –

Mara: xx

Mia: now shut up so I can write.

Mara: -_- ok ok..sheesh..

Mira: xx ///I don’t like this Mara….///

Mara: xx ///neither do I Mira…neither do I…///

To be continued…

Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.21.2004 | Pages: 27 | Words: 10.3K | Visits: 577 | Status: Work in Progress