"The Abridged Script Archive" Reviews/Comments [ 14 ] |
Reviewed By: illusiel On: June 27, 2005 22:25 CDT Comment/Review: Holy crap I LOVE you. At some points I thought you were a little too critical, but overall I find all your sarcastic criticisms of these games to be obscenely TRUE. Oh, and the FF7 one is the best..."Greedy corporation? Who the fuck wrote that in??"
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Reviewed By: Jaymech On: June 20, 2004 17:41 CDT Comment/Review: That was brilliant... I'm a rabid FF fan, rating FF VII as more meaningful than life itself, and I laughed so hard I had to wipe spit off my screen.
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Reviewed By: thunderchaos [MediaMiner Member] On: March 18, 2004 17:32 CST Comment/Review: THIS WAS FUNNY AS HELL.But, I KNOW that you got at least that FF7 story from a site, I'm positive I saw it.Still, These are hilarious.
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Reviewed By: Chibi Enu ^_^ On: February 25, 2004 01:19 CST Rating(s):Style of Writing: 8 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 9 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: Though I only read your Dead or Alive chapter, it was HILLARIOUS!!!! ROCK ON!!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ \m/ \m/
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Reviewed By: D/Chick On: February 01, 2004 18:38 CST Comment/Review: The Xenogears one was the BEST. Thank you for writing it...THANK YOU!! Because game plots are getting way too ridiculous.
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Reviewed By: Kyria the fallen angel [MediaMiner Member] On: January 12, 2004 21:29 CST Rating(s):Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 1 of 10 Comment/Review: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!SERIOUSLY!!!!
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Reviewed By: godkiller On: October 14, 2002 00:13 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 8 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 9 of 10 Comment/Review: wonderfully hilarious. whats really sad is that it all rings true. |
Reviewed By: Hard Candy Vegetto On: October 09, 2002 21:20 CDT Comment/Review: I for one love ocarina of time.. but i agree.. they pulled a lot of stuff out thier ass when it came to exposition... |
Reviewed By: Hard Candy Vegetto On: October 09, 2002 21:18 CDT Rating(s):Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: this has to be some of the funniest .. ok scensoring myself... it's funny.
GREAT DEKU TREE
Link, thou hast arrived. A vile
climate pervades this world.
Verily, ye have...
BOY LINK
I'm ten. I don't understand that.
BOY LINK
You can't tell from my expressionless
face, but I'm staring at you with
disgusted contempt right now. |
Reviewed By: kwobtchan [MediaMiner Member] On: September 19, 2002 13:35 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 7 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 6 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 8 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 1 of 10 Comment/Review: It's funny because you obviously had no idea what was going on! Somthing must have detonated your brain previous to your playing Xenogears ^_^. For this, I am truly sorry. |
Reviewed By: Little Neko On: September 08, 2002 11:38 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: OMG! That was priceless! You really bring to light all the reasons why these games suck! |
Reviewed By: Sailor Anime On: September 08, 2002 10:17 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 10 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: I love it! Do more! |
Reviewed By: Riven Mind On: July 12, 2002 17:12 CDT Rating(s):Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: Good Mother of all Gawds! LOL! Great! Had me laughing the whole way through. |
Reviewed By: Yagermeister On: July 11, 2002 14:46 CDT Rating(s):Style of Writing: 8 of 10 Spelling & Grammar: 10 of 10 Originality/Creativity: 10 of 10 Enjoyment Factor: 10 of 10 Overall Rating: 10 of 10 Comment/Review: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Its still one of the most hilarious things I've ever read. Too bad Final Fantasy didn't turn to you for ideas after the PSONE came out. I actually enjoyed these scripts more than the actual game itself. Keep writing them up. |