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By: PikaFlash 
Medabots Optician, Beauticians and Waxing...
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Medabots Optician, Beauticians and Waxing...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Zoids Fan Fiction / Medabots Fan Fiction / Beyblade Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 07.03.2004 | Pages: 9 | Words: 3.9K | Visits: 498 | Status: Completed
In the Emergency Room, a heartbeat on TK's monitor flatlined and Doctors Misty, Max,
Eriol and Van entered the room.
Max: He's going into cardiac arrest!
Eriol: Van, get the electic plates ready.
Misty put some green gel on the electric plates as Van held them.
Van: Clear!
As Van places the elctric plates on TK's chest, the plates slipped off TK's body and Van
crashed onto the floor.
*
The Anime House: Episode 2
By PikaFlash
Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.
*
Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee
*
At a gym, Metabee was riding the stationary bike as Kero was yelling at him.
Kero: Come on, Metabee, you got to pedal harder!
Metabee: No, I can't go on.
Kero: You can't stop! You can't stop now!
Metabee: I don't think I can go on any longer.
Kero: Don't you stop! Metabee, I can't let you stop.
As Metabee slowed down, the electricity in the gym begins to weaken and a blackout occurs
with everyone looking confused, Kero pissed and Metabee catching his breath.
Kero: That's it, this is coming out of you pay.
Kero angrilly floats off. Metabee looked at the other gym users.
Metabee: Sorry.
*
Dr. Eriol and Dr. TK were looking at Kari in a dress leaning on a hospital bed.
Kari: Look, doctor, I slipped while I was in the toilet. Honest.
Eriol looks behind Kari at what appears to be a Christmas Tree under her dress.
*
Brass and Metabee entered Van's office
Van: Hey. Metabee, Brass. I have just finish the designs of your house. Let me go get it.
As Van took out the paper, Metabee and Brass sees a black pencil kid's drawing of the house,
a tree, a car and what appears to be Metabee and Brass.
Metabee: Van?
Van looks at the sheet.
Van: Sorry, that was the rough sketch. I'll get the completed draft.
Brass: Thank god.
Van replaced the sketch with the completed draft, which is exactly the same as the
sketch except it was colored. Both Metabee and Brass looked confused.
*
TK was rolling out a "Police Line: Do not Cross" strip in between two trees as Misty walks to
Brass and Metabee, both with towels drying them looking into the river, where two divers
dived in.
Misty: They'll find it soon.
One of the divers, Max, popped out of the water with a golf ball in his hand.
Max: I found it!
Brass: That's the one!
*
Darth Metabee was walking along the corridors of the Death Star when Max pops out.
Max: Lord Metabee, you are needed in the Command Room.
Metabee: Again! I just been there!
Max: Well, its a matter of great importance.
Metabee: Oh, alright.
As Metabee walks past, Max smiled.
~
As Metabee entered the command room, a group of officers and Medabots popped out.
Officers: Surprised!
Max walks in.
Max: Happy birthday, Lord Metabee.
Metabee: Why, how did you know its my birthday? Who idea is it?
Max: Do you want to cut the cake?
Metabee took out a toy lightsaber.
Metabee: Why not?
Metabee cuts the cake with the lightsaber.
Max: You touched the bottom.
Metabee: Aw.
Metabee "kissed" Max in the cheek.
*
Kari and TK were sitting in the living room with Misty and a girl.
Kari: Well, it seems that our daughter has taken a liking to you.
TK: Yeah, but we would like to ask you about the blank space between your job at Hilton View
Kindergarden and your job as a babysitter?
Misty: Well, I joined the order of Pokemon, where I get to be the carrier of the superme
being's child as I was given his blessing. You wouldn't know the privilige I would get after
that. Not many people get that chance.
TK and Kari stared at each other.
*
A public bus was at a bus stop with one passenger entering and Max dressed as a Viking got
on the bus.
Max: To the cavern of dispair.
Bus Driver Eriol: Sorry, this is the 49. The one you want is the 62.
Max: Oh, sorry.
Max got off the bus.
*
At a bar, TK and Metabee walk towards Misty and Kari. Then, they saw Metabee and TK.
Kari/Misty: Hi, TK!
TK: Hi, girls. This is my friend, Metabee from Ireland.
Metabee *Irish accent*: How ya doing?
Misty: Fine.
Kari: So, how do you like Japan?
Metabee *Irish accent*: Well, I can say that its fine.
Misty: So tell me, are you single?
Kari: Hey, I saw him first.
Metabee: So, which poison do you drink?
Misty: Anything. You?!
Metabee: Bear, wine, spirits?
Kari: Keep on going!
Metabee: Guiness?
Misty: WOW!
Kari: Keep on going!
Metabee: Well, to be blunt, you are a couple of hags.
Misty: More, more!
Metabee: So, I just go with TK to buy urselves a drink and we'll leeve you two fat
Medafighters here.
Metabee and TK walked off.
Misty/Kari: Whatever you say!
*
In class, Max was wearing a crash helmet. Behind him, Van and Eriol decided to make fun
of him. Van crunched up a piece of paper and threw it at Max's helmet and Max did not
react, causing Van and Eriol to laugh.
Eriol: My turn.
Eriol threw an eraser at Max's helmet. Max did not react and both Van and Eriol laughed.
Van: Lets try this.
Van picks up a ruler and uses it to tap in Max's helmet. Still no reaction and both Van and
Eriol laughed.
Eriol: Let me try.
Eriol threw a ruler at Max's helmet, Max still did not react and as Eriol and Van were
laughing, a ceiling fan dropped from above and hits Van in the head, knocking him out and
causing Max to laugh with Eriol looking surprised.
*
Sometime in the 1880s in London, Lord TK was walking next to Chief Constable Max.
TK: Chief Constable Max, the public is living in fear and we need him to be caught.
Max: Yes, Lord TK. I am making sure we are efficent on catching Jack the Ripper.
TK: But its not good enough.
Max: Lord, I have all my best men on the job.
Max and TK entered a room with Constables Van, Eriol, Metabee and Pikachu looking into phone
books.
Max: Have you found him?
Van: Not yet. We have found names with "Jack" in it, but no "the ripper".
Max: Bloody hell, why would he be using "The Ripper" if that's not his real name?
Eriol: Lets look into another phone book.
*
At a beautician that has appear to offer all kinds of waxing (including Brizilian) for both
mens and ladies, a scream was heard and Misty runs out carrying the waxing paper and shows
it to Head beautician Kari.
Kari: Well, I've seen what you done. But I wonder how you're going to put "that" back onto
him?
*
At a bank, TK and Kari were queuing up to the counter with Brass and Eriol behind it when
Metabee and a masked robber entered the bank.
Metabee: This is a hold up! Everybody, hands in the air!
TK: Oh no! Who is going to save us.
Outside the bank, a car stopped and a reddish-orange color haired girl with a red cap
covering her face steps out of the car in blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a blue shirt.
Brass: Its the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters!
Misty: How ya doing, kids?
Misty motions everyone to a corner.
Metabee: Oh no, she's clearing a pathway for me!
Metabee raised his shaky arm as she turns her cap backwards and takes out her Pokeball. Then,
Misty jumps up and threw the Pokeball at Metabee's head and knocks him to the ground.
Kari: Alright! She did it!
Misty: You boys are outta here!
The robbers dejectly walked out of the bank.
Eriol: Thanks, Miss Pokemon Master.
Misty walks into her car and drives off.
*
At a meeting room, Misty was at the board with Brass and Kari at a table.
Misty: As you can see, if we can keep the morale up, we can put in more efficency in the
workplace.
Brass: Thank you, Misty. Kari?
Kari opened a folder.
Kari: Well, at the moment, our portfolio...
Brass heard a door knock.
Brass: Go on.
Brass opens the door and sees Metabee outside.
Brass: Yes, Metabee. What do you want?
Metabee: I was wanting to know if the overhead projector is avaliable?
Brass: Come on, Metabee, I wasn't made yesterday. You wanted to ask if we are going to strip
down to our panties and have a pillow fight, right?
Metabee: Any chance?
Brass looks at her watch.
Brass: Come back in 5 or 10 minutes.
Brass slaps Metabee's bottom and closed the meeting room door.
*
At a police interrogation room, Max was looking out of a window. Then he looks at the
Eriol sitting at a table.
Max: On the night of the 24th of June 2003, there was a disturbance at your place and
witnesses saw you leaving the house where the murder took place.
Eriol: It was dark. It could be anyone.
Max: The neighbors saw you . What were you doing on the night of the 25th?
Eriol: 25th? I thought it was the 24th?
Max: Sorry, its my first time. What were you doing on the night of the 24th?
Eriol: I was in my car. It broke down. So, I went to the place because it just happened to
be nearby.
Max was blank.
Eriol: "So, is that why you were arguing?"
Max: So, is that why you were arguing?
Eriol: No.
Max: Errr...
Eriol: "You're lying, aren't you?!"
Max: You're lying, aren't you?!
Eriol: No.
Max was scratching his head.
Eriol: "What were you doing?"
Max: What were you doing?
Eriol: I went to the house to ask for a crowbar.
Max: Line?
Eriol: "And you used that crowbar to kill him!"
Max: And you used that crowbar to kill him!
Max was blank again.
Eriol: "It looks like I would..."
Max: Wait...it looks like I would...errr..
Eriol: "Bring the phone books, you scumbag!"
Max: I won't go that far. So, where are the phone books?
Eriol facefaulted.
*
Kero was at a mobile phone shop next to Van.
Kero: This model has spacial WAP and it can act as a palm top and have access to the
internet through a connection.
Van: Its small.
Kero: Yes, its so small that it can even fit up your arse.
Van stared at Kero.
Kero: I think...
Kero kept the phone in a pocket.
*
As Max was trying to reverse the car out when TK appeared with a shotgun.
TK: Alright, get out of the car!
Max slowly stood out of the car and TK jumped in and drove off. Then, Max walks to Kari.
Max: I don't know why Dad just say that he wants to use the car, mom?
Kari: Don't worry, son. Its just his own way of saying that.
Kari pats on Max's back.
*
It was a red alert as Brass ran down some stairs. Quickly, she picked up the two arm
Medaparts of Metabee's laser cannon and heat sinker out of a compartment. Then, Brass ran to
a tin can and took out Sumilidon's Flexor sword. After that, Brass took Metabee's horn missile
launchers on a table. Brass quickly opened a box and pulled out Neutranurse's healing arms,
followed by pulling out Peppercat's electric arms, Cyandog's gun arms, Rokusho's sword arm
and Totalizer's laser arms.
Brass: I got everything I need.
As Brass prepared to face her enemy with the many arm Medaparts she was carrying, suddenly,
she fell back due to the heavy weight of the arms .
Brass: Damn. Too many stuffs.
*
Agumon walks around a corner.
Agumon: These days, people use cars to go to work. And some use public transport. But what
happened to the old days of travelling, like skipping, egg and spoon races, three-legged
races, sack races and stuff. Somethings it may appear humilating but to me, it makes me
feel good about myself. For example, sometimes I give my friend, Pikachu a ride.
Agumon sat on Pikachu.
Agumon: Lets go.
Pikachu walked off on all four.
*
Anime Debate 2003!
Kari was standing at a between Van and Max.
Kari: Welcome to the great Anime debate. First up, we have President Max to give his speech.
Max faces the camera.
Max: If I am reelected, I promise to the people of the Anime world...
Suddenly, Max walks to the center of the debating studio and began to a weird dance. After
a a few seconds, Max stopped.
Max: And that is all I have to say.
Kari: Ok, and the opposition, Van?
Van: Well, that idea isn't suited for the people of the Anime world. If I am elected,
I promise...
Van begins to break dance. Out of anger, Max walks off and brings in a cardboard box and a
fly spray when Kari stopped him.
Kari: Stopped. Mr. President, lets now focus on Unemployment, then we can focus on the Anime
Distributors.
Van walks back to his stand while Max walks off with the cardboard box and fly spray.
*
TK was standing in a room next to Kari with people sitting on chairs.
TK: Hello, my name is Takeru and I am an alcoholic. I like to drink gin and tonic at
every hour and I can't get through one hour without having one drink at the end of it.
Brass was standing at the front of the room.
Brass: You do know that this is a parent-teacher meeting.
Kari stood up.
Kari: I'm sorry, he's just drunk.
Kari pushed TK back onto his chair.
*
Optician Eriol was with Metabee sitting on the chair.
Eriol: Ok, Metabee, I need you to cover your left eye and try to read this.
Eriol picked up a board on it.
Metabee: Sorry, I can't.
Eriol looked at the board full of Chinese words.
Eriol: Well, you're definitely not Chinese. Lets try Arabic.
Eriol took out a board full of Arabic words.
*
Parking officer Misty was walking in a carpark.
Misty: The one thing good about being a parking inspector is that you get to move around,
which is much more better than being in an office doing nothing.
Misty puts a ticket on a car.
Misty: And you'll get to interact with the people of the community. Take this for example,
this car belongs to Kari, a thirty-something single woman with 3 kids trying to make ends
meet. And whenever I talk to her, she always try to ask me to bend the parking restrictions.
Misty pasted a ticket on the car.
Misty: I can see Kari coming. Lets go before she catches me.
As Misty runs off, Kari sees the ticket.
Kari: What the $%^#! You slut! Come back here you bitch! $#%^!
Misty was running.
Misty: See, the problem with being so popular is that they never stop to hound you.
Kero's voice: Bitch!
Misty: See you tomorrow, everyone!
A flower pot hits Misty in the head.
Misty: I love this job!
*
Beautician Kari was pulling off the hair with the waxing paper and pulled out some colorful
hair. Then Kari looked at her customer, the clown with colorful hair named Max.
Max: What?!
*
Pikachu was on the floor trying to keep his hands in the air with Agumon at the phone.
Agumon: Hello, I need an ambulance.
*Operator Brass: Ok, tell me your address and we'll send an ambulance over.
Agumon: 21 Frying Pan Street, Marywana.
*Brass: Ok, now hang up and take care of your friend.*
Agumon: No, you hang up.
*Brass: No, you hang up.*
Agumon: No, you hang up first, then I hang up.
*Brass: How about this, at the count of three, we both hang up.*
Agumon/Brass: 1...2...3!
Agumon: I didn't hang up.
Brass: Me neither.
Pikachu suddenly became limp, showing no signs of life.
Agumon: I think you can cancel that ambulance.
*
Kari was sitting at the hospital bed reading a book when TK entered the room.
Kari: Hi, did you see the baby?
TK: Yeah, but I have to tell you something...our child may be a midget.
Kari: What?
TK: She's so small and so light that I can carry her in my arms.
Kari: So?
TK: Just act normal and treat her as a normal child. We don't want her to feel out of place.
Brass entered the room with the baby.
Brass: Here she is.
Brass passed the baby girl to Kari.
Kari: Aw, she's so a small and adorable.
TK: But do we have to live with it?!
*
At a nightclub, Van and Metabee were looking Misty and Brass.
Misty: How about asking him to dance?
Brass: Sure.
Brass walks to Metabee.
Brass: Do you want to dance?
Metabee: Sure.
As Metabee and Brass walked ot the dance floor, Brass began shooting at Metabee's feet with
her gun.
Brass: Dance, boy, dance!
Metabee moved his feet to avoid Brass' shots from her guns.
*
Private TK was next to Lt. Van in a jungle battlefield as both were on the ground.
TK: Lt. Van, ever heard of "make love, not war"?
Van: Yeah. Why do you ask?
TK: What do you think?
Van looked at TK and smiled.
Van: Why not?
Both Van and TK smiled.
*Song*
At a picnic, Metabee ran with Brass to Kari, TK, Van, Eriol and Max sitting next to Pikachu,
Kero and Agumon singing their song.
Kero: The city's no longer safe, we can't do much.
Agumon: The only thing to do is to go to the country.
Pikachu: Where nothing much happens, but it takes you away from the outside world.
TK fed Kari a piece of strawberry, while Metabee and Brass were watching the trio sing.
Kero: And we don't want you to stay in a place that sees the world.
Pikachu: And people are living in fear.
Agumon: So the only way to return to the city...is to...
Kero/Agumon/Pikachu: Stop piling weapons.
Everyone else stared at each other.
Kero: Its the only to stop the war between Digimons and Pokemon!
Kero/Agumon/Pikachu: Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Pokeballs.
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Digivices.
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Yu-Go-Oh!
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Clow Cards!
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Zoids!
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Medawatches!
*Song ends*
A true thanks to the crew:
Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots
Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum
Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.
Runner: Hikari Yagami
Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum
Make up: Sakura Avalon
Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi
Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor
Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami
Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.
Eriol and Van entered the room.
Max: He's going into cardiac arrest!
Eriol: Van, get the electic plates ready.
Misty put some green gel on the electric plates as Van held them.
Van: Clear!
As Van places the elctric plates on TK's chest, the plates slipped off TK's body and Van
crashed onto the floor.
*
The Anime House: Episode 2
By PikaFlash
Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.
*
Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee
*
At a gym, Metabee was riding the stationary bike as Kero was yelling at him.
Kero: Come on, Metabee, you got to pedal harder!
Metabee: No, I can't go on.
Kero: You can't stop! You can't stop now!
Metabee: I don't think I can go on any longer.
Kero: Don't you stop! Metabee, I can't let you stop.
As Metabee slowed down, the electricity in the gym begins to weaken and a blackout occurs
with everyone looking confused, Kero pissed and Metabee catching his breath.
Kero: That's it, this is coming out of you pay.
Kero angrilly floats off. Metabee looked at the other gym users.
Metabee: Sorry.
*
Dr. Eriol and Dr. TK were looking at Kari in a dress leaning on a hospital bed.
Kari: Look, doctor, I slipped while I was in the toilet. Honest.
Eriol looks behind Kari at what appears to be a Christmas Tree under her dress.
*
Brass and Metabee entered Van's office
Van: Hey. Metabee, Brass. I have just finish the designs of your house. Let me go get it.
As Van took out the paper, Metabee and Brass sees a black pencil kid's drawing of the house,
a tree, a car and what appears to be Metabee and Brass.
Metabee: Van?
Van looks at the sheet.
Van: Sorry, that was the rough sketch. I'll get the completed draft.
Brass: Thank god.
Van replaced the sketch with the completed draft, which is exactly the same as the
sketch except it was colored. Both Metabee and Brass looked confused.
*
TK was rolling out a "Police Line: Do not Cross" strip in between two trees as Misty walks to
Brass and Metabee, both with towels drying them looking into the river, where two divers
dived in.
Misty: They'll find it soon.
One of the divers, Max, popped out of the water with a golf ball in his hand.
Max: I found it!
Brass: That's the one!
*
Darth Metabee was walking along the corridors of the Death Star when Max pops out.
Max: Lord Metabee, you are needed in the Command Room.
Metabee: Again! I just been there!
Max: Well, its a matter of great importance.
Metabee: Oh, alright.
As Metabee walks past, Max smiled.
~
As Metabee entered the command room, a group of officers and Medabots popped out.
Officers: Surprised!
Max walks in.
Max: Happy birthday, Lord Metabee.
Metabee: Why, how did you know its my birthday? Who idea is it?
Max: Do you want to cut the cake?
Metabee took out a toy lightsaber.
Metabee: Why not?
Metabee cuts the cake with the lightsaber.
Max: You touched the bottom.
Metabee: Aw.
Metabee "kissed" Max in the cheek.
*
Kari and TK were sitting in the living room with Misty and a girl.
Kari: Well, it seems that our daughter has taken a liking to you.
TK: Yeah, but we would like to ask you about the blank space between your job at Hilton View
Kindergarden and your job as a babysitter?
Misty: Well, I joined the order of Pokemon, where I get to be the carrier of the superme
being's child as I was given his blessing. You wouldn't know the privilige I would get after
that. Not many people get that chance.
TK and Kari stared at each other.
*
A public bus was at a bus stop with one passenger entering and Max dressed as a Viking got
on the bus.
Max: To the cavern of dispair.
Bus Driver Eriol: Sorry, this is the 49. The one you want is the 62.
Max: Oh, sorry.
Max got off the bus.
*
At a bar, TK and Metabee walk towards Misty and Kari. Then, they saw Metabee and TK.
Kari/Misty: Hi, TK!
TK: Hi, girls. This is my friend, Metabee from Ireland.
Metabee *Irish accent*: How ya doing?
Misty: Fine.
Kari: So, how do you like Japan?
Metabee *Irish accent*: Well, I can say that its fine.
Misty: So tell me, are you single?
Kari: Hey, I saw him first.
Metabee: So, which poison do you drink?
Misty: Anything. You?!
Metabee: Bear, wine, spirits?
Kari: Keep on going!
Metabee: Guiness?
Misty: WOW!
Kari: Keep on going!
Metabee: Well, to be blunt, you are a couple of hags.
Misty: More, more!
Metabee: So, I just go with TK to buy urselves a drink and we'll leeve you two fat
Medafighters here.
Metabee and TK walked off.
Misty/Kari: Whatever you say!
*
In class, Max was wearing a crash helmet. Behind him, Van and Eriol decided to make fun
of him. Van crunched up a piece of paper and threw it at Max's helmet and Max did not
react, causing Van and Eriol to laugh.
Eriol: My turn.
Eriol threw an eraser at Max's helmet. Max did not react and both Van and Eriol laughed.
Van: Lets try this.
Van picks up a ruler and uses it to tap in Max's helmet. Still no reaction and both Van and
Eriol laughed.
Eriol: Let me try.
Eriol threw a ruler at Max's helmet, Max still did not react and as Eriol and Van were
laughing, a ceiling fan dropped from above and hits Van in the head, knocking him out and
causing Max to laugh with Eriol looking surprised.
*
Sometime in the 1880s in London, Lord TK was walking next to Chief Constable Max.
TK: Chief Constable Max, the public is living in fear and we need him to be caught.
Max: Yes, Lord TK. I am making sure we are efficent on catching Jack the Ripper.
TK: But its not good enough.
Max: Lord, I have all my best men on the job.
Max and TK entered a room with Constables Van, Eriol, Metabee and Pikachu looking into phone
books.
Max: Have you found him?
Van: Not yet. We have found names with "Jack" in it, but no "the ripper".
Max: Bloody hell, why would he be using "The Ripper" if that's not his real name?
Eriol: Lets look into another phone book.
*
At a beautician that has appear to offer all kinds of waxing (including Brizilian) for both
mens and ladies, a scream was heard and Misty runs out carrying the waxing paper and shows
it to Head beautician Kari.
Kari: Well, I've seen what you done. But I wonder how you're going to put "that" back onto
him?
*
At a bank, TK and Kari were queuing up to the counter with Brass and Eriol behind it when
Metabee and a masked robber entered the bank.
Metabee: This is a hold up! Everybody, hands in the air!
TK: Oh no! Who is going to save us.
Outside the bank, a car stopped and a reddish-orange color haired girl with a red cap
covering her face steps out of the car in blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a blue shirt.
Brass: Its the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters!
Misty: How ya doing, kids?
Misty motions everyone to a corner.
Metabee: Oh no, she's clearing a pathway for me!
Metabee raised his shaky arm as she turns her cap backwards and takes out her Pokeball. Then,
Misty jumps up and threw the Pokeball at Metabee's head and knocks him to the ground.
Kari: Alright! She did it!
Misty: You boys are outta here!
The robbers dejectly walked out of the bank.
Eriol: Thanks, Miss Pokemon Master.
Misty walks into her car and drives off.
*
At a meeting room, Misty was at the board with Brass and Kari at a table.
Misty: As you can see, if we can keep the morale up, we can put in more efficency in the
workplace.
Brass: Thank you, Misty. Kari?
Kari opened a folder.
Kari: Well, at the moment, our portfolio...
Brass heard a door knock.
Brass: Go on.
Brass opens the door and sees Metabee outside.
Brass: Yes, Metabee. What do you want?
Metabee: I was wanting to know if the overhead projector is avaliable?
Brass: Come on, Metabee, I wasn't made yesterday. You wanted to ask if we are going to strip
down to our panties and have a pillow fight, right?
Metabee: Any chance?
Brass looks at her watch.
Brass: Come back in 5 or 10 minutes.
Brass slaps Metabee's bottom and closed the meeting room door.
*
At a police interrogation room, Max was looking out of a window. Then he looks at the
Eriol sitting at a table.
Max: On the night of the 24th of June 2003, there was a disturbance at your place and
witnesses saw you leaving the house where the murder took place.
Eriol: It was dark. It could be anyone.
Max: The neighbors saw you . What were you doing on the night of the 25th?
Eriol: 25th? I thought it was the 24th?
Max: Sorry, its my first time. What were you doing on the night of the 24th?
Eriol: I was in my car. It broke down. So, I went to the place because it just happened to
be nearby.
Max was blank.
Eriol: "So, is that why you were arguing?"
Max: So, is that why you were arguing?
Eriol: No.
Max: Errr...
Eriol: "You're lying, aren't you?!"
Max: You're lying, aren't you?!
Eriol: No.
Max was scratching his head.
Eriol: "What were you doing?"
Max: What were you doing?
Eriol: I went to the house to ask for a crowbar.
Max: Line?
Eriol: "And you used that crowbar to kill him!"
Max: And you used that crowbar to kill him!
Max was blank again.
Eriol: "It looks like I would..."
Max: Wait...it looks like I would...errr..
Eriol: "Bring the phone books, you scumbag!"
Max: I won't go that far. So, where are the phone books?
Eriol facefaulted.
*
Kero was at a mobile phone shop next to Van.
Kero: This model has spacial WAP and it can act as a palm top and have access to the
internet through a connection.
Van: Its small.
Kero: Yes, its so small that it can even fit up your arse.
Van stared at Kero.
Kero: I think...
Kero kept the phone in a pocket.
*
As Max was trying to reverse the car out when TK appeared with a shotgun.
TK: Alright, get out of the car!
Max slowly stood out of the car and TK jumped in and drove off. Then, Max walks to Kari.
Max: I don't know why Dad just say that he wants to use the car, mom?
Kari: Don't worry, son. Its just his own way of saying that.
Kari pats on Max's back.
*
It was a red alert as Brass ran down some stairs. Quickly, she picked up the two arm
Medaparts of Metabee's laser cannon and heat sinker out of a compartment. Then, Brass ran to
a tin can and took out Sumilidon's Flexor sword. After that, Brass took Metabee's horn missile
launchers on a table. Brass quickly opened a box and pulled out Neutranurse's healing arms,
followed by pulling out Peppercat's electric arms, Cyandog's gun arms, Rokusho's sword arm
and Totalizer's laser arms.
Brass: I got everything I need.
As Brass prepared to face her enemy with the many arm Medaparts she was carrying, suddenly,
she fell back due to the heavy weight of the arms .
Brass: Damn. Too many stuffs.
*
Agumon walks around a corner.
Agumon: These days, people use cars to go to work. And some use public transport. But what
happened to the old days of travelling, like skipping, egg and spoon races, three-legged
races, sack races and stuff. Somethings it may appear humilating but to me, it makes me
feel good about myself. For example, sometimes I give my friend, Pikachu a ride.
Agumon sat on Pikachu.
Agumon: Lets go.
Pikachu walked off on all four.
*
Anime Debate 2003!
Kari was standing at a between Van and Max.
Kari: Welcome to the great Anime debate. First up, we have President Max to give his speech.
Max faces the camera.
Max: If I am reelected, I promise to the people of the Anime world...
Suddenly, Max walks to the center of the debating studio and began to a weird dance. After
a a few seconds, Max stopped.
Max: And that is all I have to say.
Kari: Ok, and the opposition, Van?
Van: Well, that idea isn't suited for the people of the Anime world. If I am elected,
I promise...
Van begins to break dance. Out of anger, Max walks off and brings in a cardboard box and a
fly spray when Kari stopped him.
Kari: Stopped. Mr. President, lets now focus on Unemployment, then we can focus on the Anime
Distributors.
Van walks back to his stand while Max walks off with the cardboard box and fly spray.
*
TK was standing in a room next to Kari with people sitting on chairs.
TK: Hello, my name is Takeru and I am an alcoholic. I like to drink gin and tonic at
every hour and I can't get through one hour without having one drink at the end of it.
Brass was standing at the front of the room.
Brass: You do know that this is a parent-teacher meeting.
Kari stood up.
Kari: I'm sorry, he's just drunk.
Kari pushed TK back onto his chair.
*
Optician Eriol was with Metabee sitting on the chair.
Eriol: Ok, Metabee, I need you to cover your left eye and try to read this.
Eriol picked up a board on it.
Metabee: Sorry, I can't.
Eriol looked at the board full of Chinese words.
Eriol: Well, you're definitely not Chinese. Lets try Arabic.
Eriol took out a board full of Arabic words.
*
Parking officer Misty was walking in a carpark.
Misty: The one thing good about being a parking inspector is that you get to move around,
which is much more better than being in an office doing nothing.
Misty puts a ticket on a car.
Misty: And you'll get to interact with the people of the community. Take this for example,
this car belongs to Kari, a thirty-something single woman with 3 kids trying to make ends
meet. And whenever I talk to her, she always try to ask me to bend the parking restrictions.
Misty pasted a ticket on the car.
Misty: I can see Kari coming. Lets go before she catches me.
As Misty runs off, Kari sees the ticket.
Kari: What the $%^#! You slut! Come back here you bitch! $#%^!
Misty was running.
Misty: See, the problem with being so popular is that they never stop to hound you.
Kero's voice: Bitch!
Misty: See you tomorrow, everyone!
A flower pot hits Misty in the head.
Misty: I love this job!
*
Beautician Kari was pulling off the hair with the waxing paper and pulled out some colorful
hair. Then Kari looked at her customer, the clown with colorful hair named Max.
Max: What?!
*
Pikachu was on the floor trying to keep his hands in the air with Agumon at the phone.
Agumon: Hello, I need an ambulance.
*Operator Brass: Ok, tell me your address and we'll send an ambulance over.
Agumon: 21 Frying Pan Street, Marywana.
*Brass: Ok, now hang up and take care of your friend.*
Agumon: No, you hang up.
*Brass: No, you hang up.*
Agumon: No, you hang up first, then I hang up.
*Brass: How about this, at the count of three, we both hang up.*
Agumon/Brass: 1...2...3!
Agumon: I didn't hang up.
Brass: Me neither.
Pikachu suddenly became limp, showing no signs of life.
Agumon: I think you can cancel that ambulance.
*
Kari was sitting at the hospital bed reading a book when TK entered the room.
Kari: Hi, did you see the baby?
TK: Yeah, but I have to tell you something...our child may be a midget.
Kari: What?
TK: She's so small and so light that I can carry her in my arms.
Kari: So?
TK: Just act normal and treat her as a normal child. We don't want her to feel out of place.
Brass entered the room with the baby.
Brass: Here she is.
Brass passed the baby girl to Kari.
Kari: Aw, she's so a small and adorable.
TK: But do we have to live with it?!
*
At a nightclub, Van and Metabee were looking Misty and Brass.
Misty: How about asking him to dance?
Brass: Sure.
Brass walks to Metabee.
Brass: Do you want to dance?
Metabee: Sure.
As Metabee and Brass walked ot the dance floor, Brass began shooting at Metabee's feet with
her gun.
Brass: Dance, boy, dance!
Metabee moved his feet to avoid Brass' shots from her guns.
*
Private TK was next to Lt. Van in a jungle battlefield as both were on the ground.
TK: Lt. Van, ever heard of "make love, not war"?
Van: Yeah. Why do you ask?
TK: What do you think?
Van looked at TK and smiled.
Van: Why not?
Both Van and TK smiled.
*Song*
At a picnic, Metabee ran with Brass to Kari, TK, Van, Eriol and Max sitting next to Pikachu,
Kero and Agumon singing their song.
Kero: The city's no longer safe, we can't do much.
Agumon: The only thing to do is to go to the country.
Pikachu: Where nothing much happens, but it takes you away from the outside world.
TK fed Kari a piece of strawberry, while Metabee and Brass were watching the trio sing.
Kero: And we don't want you to stay in a place that sees the world.
Pikachu: And people are living in fear.
Agumon: So the only way to return to the city...is to...
Kero/Agumon/Pikachu: Stop piling weapons.
Everyone else stared at each other.
Kero: Its the only to stop the war between Digimons and Pokemon!
Kero/Agumon/Pikachu: Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Pokeballs.
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Digivices.
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Yu-Go-Oh!
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Clow Cards!
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Zoids!
Lai lai, lai lai lai lai...Medawatches!
*Song ends*
A true thanks to the crew:
Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots
Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum
Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.
Runner: Hikari Yagami
Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum
Make up: Sakura Avalon
Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi
Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor
Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami
Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.