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Misty was checking the cash register. After closing it, she walked to a change room and
knocked on the door.

Misty: Are you alright in there?

TK's voice: Actually, I'm having a bit of a problem...

As Misty opened the door, TK was being punched by a wrestler.

TK: Help!

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The Anime House: Episode 3

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

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Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee

*

At a funeral, Kari was sitting next to Brass.

Kari: The last time I saw him, he looked so healthy.

Kari was bursting into tears.

Kari: I can't believe TK's gone!

Brass: Actually, TK's not dead. In fact, he's up there seeing who has choked.

Kari looked up to see TK writing something in his checkboard, making her jaw drop.

*

Metabee was carrying a black spray while facing the criminal Agumon carrying a sharp knife.

Agumon: I warn you, keep away from me, copper!

Metabee sprayed at Agumon's face. After a while, both Metabee and Agumon smelt the spray.

Agumon: Oh no, you're kidding me.

Metabee looked at the spray on his hand. It was a Channel No. 5.

Metabee: Oh no! Brass!

~

At a perfume shop, a customer was rolling on the floor, covering her face in pain while Brass
hid the pepper spray she was holding behind her.

*

Dr. Eriol was checking an old lady with TK and Kari watching.

Eriol: I'm sorry, I did all I could do. She's dead...

The old lady coughed.

Eriol: ...tired. Dead tired.

TK and Kari stared at each other.

*

At the bar, TK was walking with Max, who was on clutches with a broken leg.

Kari/Misty: Hi, TK!

TK: Hi, girls. This is my friend, Max.

Misty: How did you break your leg?

Max: I broke it while Beyblade training.

Kari: Oh my god, those clutches make you look so hot! So, are you married?

Misty: Hey, I saw him first.

Max: Actually, I'm feeling bad right now.

Misty/Kari: Oh boo boo boo.

Max: Can I get you two ugly girls a drink?

Misty: Anything...on you!

Kari: Yeah!

Max: Actually, my season has finished.

Kari/Misty: Oh, boo boo boo.

Max: I got to go.

Kari: To your place...or mine?!

Max and TK walked off, leaving the two girls being.

*

At a surgery class, Dr. Van was with the students.

Van: This is where we separate the surgeons from other surgeons in this school. One thing is
that you got to compromise.

Van took out a mechanical egg beater and puts the beaters in the body, making a squishy sound.
After a while, Van took out the beater.

Van: Any questions?

A Pikachu raised his arm.

Van: Yes?

Pikachu: Can I lick the beaters?

Van: Sure.

Van passed Pikachu the beaters.

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: I'm getting a message. Its from Koji, saying, "tell Karin that I'm picking her up
tomorrow at 4 o'clock in the afternoon."

Eriol took his phone out of his pocket.

Eriol: Sorry, Koji, you've got the wrong number. Anyway, back to dead people.

*

Misty was leading some tourists into a garden.

Misty: This garden has the most beautiful flowers. If you look down...a beedrill!

Misty looked around as the tourists looked confused.

Misty: Anyway, if you take your time...a beedrill!

The tourist stare at Misty.

Misty: A..bee...bee...beedrill!!!

Misty quickly ran and jumped into a bush as the tourists walked away with confused looks on
their faces.

*

Agumon was driving a taxi when he looks into the rear-view mirror.

Agumon: Are you alright back there?

TK's voice: Actually, I'm having a bit of a problem...

A wrestler was punching TK in the stomach. Then the wrestler slamed TK's face into Agumon's
driver seat. As TK was dazed, the wrestler picked up a chair and prepares to hit TK with it.

TK: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*

Misty was altering Kari's clothes with Kari wearing to check to see if the size fits. After
a few seconds, Kari was a bit dizzy and Misty looked.

Misty: What's the matter?

Kari: I'm having a bit of a headache.

Misty stood up and poked a needle at Kari's neck.

Kari: Hey, what was that for?!

Misty: Its acutepuncture.

Kari: You have to be a trained professional to do that.

Misty: Well suffer then, I was only trying to help.

Misty continued altering Kari's clothes.

*

Max was sitting in the hot tub when Van entered, escorting Eriol to the tub.

Van: Sit.

Eriol sat at the tub.

Van: Into the tub!

Eriol sat in the tub as Max picked up a recorder.

Max: This is Officer Max with Officer...do you want to come in to the tub?

Van: You mind?

Max: Not at all. Mind you, its hot.

Van sat in the tub.

Max: And Officer Van.

Max puts the recorder away.

Max: So, are you ready to confess?!

Eriol: Look, I don't know what you're talking about?

Max: Don't lie to me! If you still continue that, we can ave Van switching the bubble juice
on.

Max splash some water at Eriol.

Eriol: No

Max: Turn it on!

Van turn the bubble juice on.

Max: So, are you ready to confess?!

Eriol: What?!

Max: Huh?

Eriol: I can't hear you!

Max: Turn it off.

Van switched off the bubble juice.

Max: Is that better?

Eriol: Yeah, I couldn't hear what you were saying.

Max: Me too. Well, your friend is ready to confess...after we take him out of the sauna!

Eriol: What?!

Max: So, do you want to continue in the flotation tank?

Eriol: No! I confess!

Max: Good, cause my hands are getting all wrinkly.

Eriol and Van looked at Max's hands.

*

Agumon and Kero were playing "Guess Who?".

Agumon: Do I have a wizard's hat?

Kero: No.

Agumon knocked down the incorrect tiles.

Kero: Am I George Weasley?

Agumon: No.

Kero knocked down George's tile.

Agumon: Do I have black hair?

Kero: Yes.

Agumon knocked down the black hair tiles.

Kero: Am I George?

Agumon: No. Ok, am I wearing glasses?

Kero: Yes.

Agumon knocked down the people not wearing glasses, leaving only one tile up.

Kero: Am I...

Agumon: If you say "Am I George" one more time, I swear that I'm going to kill you.

Kero: Ok, so am I Fred Weasley?

Agumon looked at the person he has.

Agumon: Yes.

Agumon sighed as Kero won.

*

Eriol was leading a group of people into a room with a faint light.

Eriol: Men, welcome to Fart Club. The first rule about fart club is that you must not tell
anyone about fart club. The second rule is that you must not tell anyone about fart club.
The third rule is that once you stop, whimper, faint or let it go, then the fart is over.
The last rule is that if this the first time you are at fart club, then you must fart.

A fart was heard.

Eriol: Max, your farts don't count from now on. Ready...fart!

The group began to fart.

*

Max was having dinner with Misty.

Max: And I say that if it doesn't work, come back on Monday.

Misty: Man, I'm having a great time!

Max: Me too! Hey, why not get a hooker?

Misty stared at Max with a confused look.

*

Back at the Fart Club, the whole group continued farting.

*

At a barbecue, TK was with Max.

TK: Anyway, how's this barbecue?

Max: Its alright. Hey, who are those people?

TK sees some redheads under a beach umbrella.

TK: Oh, they're redheads. They have fair skin on their faces, so they're afraid of the sun.
We nicknamed them the Weasleys. Anyway, watch this.

TK took out a small umbrella and walked to the "Weasleys".

TK: Come on now, I got an umbrella. Don't worry. I got some sausages for you.

The redheads crowd around TK under the umbrella. After walking for a short distance, TK closed
the umbrella, causing the redheads to run under their umbrella screaming like mice.

TK: I like it when I do that to them.

*

Pikachu was on the phone.

Pikachu: Yes, and I'll write down your number.

As Pikachu picked up his pen and tries to write it but the ink was dry.

Pikachu: Come on.

Pikachu licked it once and tried writing it. Still dry. As Pikachu licked the pen again,
he stared at it and begins to pash the pen as Pikachu dropped to the floor.

*

TK and Max were seeing the "Weasleys" off.

TK: See you soon!

Misty was tapping on the window and Max turned around.

Max: Oh, they've left one of their mates behind.

Van was jumping up and down.

TK: Well, you got to take the risk and run.

Van began to run with a screaming sound into the car. As Van jumped in, his face was all red.

*

Officers Max and Van walked to a house and pressed the doorbell. Brass opens the door.

Brass: Yes?

Max: I'm sorry to say this...but your husband has died in an accident.

Brass: Yes, I know. That was three years ago.

Max: Well, sorry about being late. You see, my pal Van made a mess at the desk.

Van: Sorry.

*

In the bathroom, Kari was brushing her teeth as the shower was running.

Kari: What's taking you so long in there?

TK's voice: Actually, I'm having a bit of a problem...

A wrestler was slamming TK to a wall as he got punched around in the show. As TK was dazed,
the wrestler picked up a chair and prepares to hit TK with it.

TK: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*

At the office, Pikachu walks to Kari.

Pikachu: I need 20 copies on the photocopier because the deadline for the newsletter for
tomorrow.

Kari: Sure.

Pikachu passed Kari the news letter. Just before Pikachu walked back into his office, he
turns to Kari.

Pikachu: Don't...what are you doing, Kari?

Kari was on the photocopier striped down to her underwear.

Kari: Oh, I thought you meant to be "on" the photocopier.

Kari puts her clothes back on and began to photocopy the newsletter.

*

Metabee was walking in the street.

Metabee: Ever wonder when friendship becomes from a nod and a hello to a hug and kisses? Hi
there!

Metabee tries to hug a woman, but she avoided Metabee.

Metabee: Hey!

Metabee tried to hug another woman, but she dodges Metabee.

Metabee: Hi there!

Metabee tries to hug an old man, but he setps aside.

Metabee: Hello!

Metabee tries to hug one more woman, but she dodged and tries to run from Metabee, as he
chased her for a short distance, then stopped.

Metabee: How rude.

*

Misty was in a board room at the whiteboard.

Misty: As you can see, if we can increase the output in productivity, we can be able to
increase the profits for the company by 30%.

The board members clapped.

Misty: As I...oh.

TK: Paper cut.

Misty began to let out a lot of blood from her paper cut.

Misty: Oops.

Misty closed the wound.

Misty: It should have stopped. Oh.

Misty's paper cut continues to leak out blood as the boardmembers looked at each other.

TK: I guess its a better way for us to go for lunch.

TK and the other boardmembers ran out of the room.

Misty: Wait for me.

Misty dropped to the floor due to the loss of blood.

*

Brass was watching TV when she sees Metabee in a full-body suit.

Brass: Why are you in that suit?

Metabee: Didn't you read my message? There was a toxic spillage outside the house.

Brass: Why didn't you tell me earlier? Great, now look at my arm.

Brass's arm is rusting and melting. Suddenly, Peppercat crashed through the window covering
her face.

Peppercat: Ahhhh! It burns! My face burns!

Metabee: She should have looked at my message by the phone.

Brass gave up and continued watching TV as Metabee kicked Peppercat's body.

*

At the office, TK was looking at the computer as he types a few things.

TK: Hey, Van, do you know how to fix this thing?

Van walks to TK.

Van: Have you tried this?

Van typed in a few things.

Van: Nope, nothing. Hey, Eriol, we need your help with this computer.

Eriol walks to the computer.

Eriol: Have you tried switching it on and off?

Eriol presses the power button.

Eriol: Nothing.

TK: What are we going to do?

TK, Van and Eriol sees a brick through the computer monitor.

*

Agumon and Kero were playing Guess Who? again.

Kero: Am I a vegeterian?

Agumon: Well, you could say that.

Kero: Ok, do I have a father who eats a lot and laze around?

Agumon: Maybe?

Kero: Yes or no?

Agumon: Ok, yes.

Kero: Then, its Lisa Simpson.

Agumon facefaulted.

*

At the traffic light, Agumon was carrying a window wiper. As the lights turned red, Agumon
walked to the vehicles showing the window wiper at the drivers. When, Agumon reached the
Blade Liger, its pilot, Van, sees the window wiper, jumps down and takes it.

Van: Hey, that where it is. Thanks.

Agumon looked confused.

*

At a farewell party at the office, the whole gang were talking to each other when Eriol
appeared with a camera.

Eriol: Alright, its time to take photos. Everyone get into position.

As the gang stood for the photo, Agumon looked up from the camera.

Eriol: Kari, what are you doing?

Kari has striped down to her underwear posing for the camera.

Kari: Oh, I thought when you meant taking pictures.

Kari puts her clothes back on and stood next to Pikachu.

*

Kero was at the dining table with his parents, Metabee and Brass.

Kero: Mom, dad. I have something to tell you.

Metabee: Is there a problem, Max?

Brass: Yes, please, don't be afraid to tell us.

Kero: Mom, dad. You're both gay.

Metabee: What do you mean?

Kero: Ok, dad, what do you think of Sailor-Moon?

Metabee: Well, I think she's wonderful and I don't see anything wrong with her Sailor Scout
friends.

Kero: Ok, mom, one day, I saw you wearing overalls while watching Dragon Ball Z.

Brass: What's wrong with Dragon Ball Z? And I wear overalls because I was fixing the stove.

Kero: See, I rest my case!

Metabee: My god, he's right. I guess we are gay. Because I like to watch Daytime soaps.

Brass: And I seem to enjoy watching the sports on Sunday afternoons.

Metabee: And one time at the bar, Pikachu called me a "poof" because I wanted to go home
because I was tired.

Brass: Were you tired?

Metabee: I guess not. I guess I am really a poof.

Kero: Don't worry, just take some time to rest easy.

*

Eriol was walking at a park.

Eriol: Its intresting to know why things like baggy pants or 3/4 pants exist. What's wrong
with doign this on a hot day?

Eriol pulls up his pants.

Eriol: Ahhhhhh, that's better.

*

At a gay bar, Metabee was drinking a cocktail while Brass was drinking some beer.

Metabee: This is invigorating.

Brass: I know.

*

Kero was reading a book on pudding as Pikachu was wearing a towel as he walks into the
bathroom.

Pikachu's voice: And I got a girl! Du-wha, du-wah-ah-ah! She's so good! Du-wha, du-wah-ah-ah!

Pikachu stopped singing and walked out of the bathroom, past Kero in the living room and
returned with a guitar and took it into the shower.

*Guitar*

Pikachu's voice: And I got a girl! Du-wha, du-wah-ah-ah! She's so good! Du-wha, du-wah-ah-ah!

Pikachu walks out of the shower with the guitar past Kero in the living room, and returned
with three vocal girls, three students from a school band and the viking opera singer and
walked into the bathroom.

*Music*

Pikachu's voice: And I got a girl!

Vocal girls: Du-wha, du-wah-ah-ah!

Pikachu's voice: She's so good!

Vocal girls: Du-wha, du-wah-ah-ah!

Viking Opera singer: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ah!

As the song finished, Agumon walked into the living room with the Guess Who? box.

Kero: Its Mariah from Beyblade.

Agumon sighed and walks away.

*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producers: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.