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The whole gang were playing street basketball as they played against each other into putting
the ball into a makeshift basket. As Pikachu scored, referee Van raised his arm.

Van: Car!

The gang moved out of the way to allow the car to pass through. As soon as the car was gone,
the street court was back in place. Then Van raised his arm again.

Van: Sora Takenouchi in a shopping trolley.

Suddenly, Sora was sitting in a shopping trolley moving downhill past the gang.

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The Anime House: Episode 4

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

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Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee

*

Detective Max was walking to Officer Van at the scene of the crime in a suburban street.

Max: What's the stats?

Max took a sip of his coffee.

Van: The deceased was Japanese male in his late 40s. We believe that he was murdered with a
Samurai blade. We did a search in the area.

Max: Did you find the murder weapon?

Van: No, but we found this in the rubbish.

Van points to Eriol, who was testing out an exercise machine.

Eriol: Hey, its almost like new! Come on, try it!

Max looks at Van.

Max: Ok.

Max passed his trenchcoat and coffee to Van.

*

Brass was wearing arm and kneepads while clinging onto a wire fence with Kari behind her.

Kari: Come on, Brass, take one step at a time!

Brass: I don't know if I can.

Kari: Just move forward slowly and you'll be alright.

Brass let go of the fence and began to move forward.

Brass: I can do it!

Kari: Good for you Brass!

Brass was balancing herself on high heel shoes.

Kari: Come on, girls!

Kari turned around to see some girls wearing arm and knee pads having trouble walking with
their high heel shoes with some falling over.

*

At a surgery, Van was doing an operation with TK and Misty. Then, Van faces TK.

Van: Nurse, you clamp the artery.

Van turns around to Misty.

Van: And Doctor, you'll hold the heart back while I do an incision.

As Van was about to the incision when suddenly, the surgeons were distracted by Kero, playing
his drums in the corner, making a loud racket finishing off with a cymbal. Then Kero sees
the surgeons.

Kero: Oh, I didn't see you there. Sorry. You want me to go somewhere else to practice?

Van, Misty and TK looked confused.

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: Welcome back. I'm sensing someone who has lost a loved one. You, what is your name?

Eriol points at a red-haired girl.

Girl: Misty.

Eriol: Misty, have you lost a loved one recently?

Misty: Yes, my grandfather.

Eriol: Well, I'm getting a message. He says, "Can someone please come and dig me out as I'm
buried alive?!"

Misty stared at Eriol.

Eriol: Wait. Never mind.

*

At a wedding, Brass was the bride walking along the aisle with Kari and Misty as the
flower girls. At the altar, Pikachu was the priest with Metabee.

Pikachu: You did a good job, Metabee.

Metabee: Thanks, Reverend.

Pikachu: So, it looks like the women sure do go for married men.

Metabee: Huh?

Pikachu: Just treasure this moment, because if something happens, it might be gone. I hope
your marraige would be a happy one.

Metabee: What?!

Brass reached the altar.

Pikachu: Dearly beloved, we are good to be in this holy matromony, and a sign of fidelity.

*

At a jungle warzone, soldiers Pikachu, TK, Van, Max and Metabee were dodging gunfire as
TK suddenly made some hand gestures with the gesture of flushing a toilet and fanning himself.

Max: Is it "Gone with the Wind"?

TK: Yeah! Now, its your turn.

Max stood up, did a bit of hand gestures and did a mock run when suddenly, he was shot by a
stray bullet.

Van looks at Max's body and looks at TK.

Van: Is it "Saving Private Ryan"?

TK: Maybe.

*

Brass entered her car and was about to start it up when a masked bandit appeared with a gun.

Bandit: Get out of the car!

The bandit pulled Brass out of the car and drove off.

Brass: Help! Can somebody help me?!

A reddish-orange color haired girl with a red cap covering her face steps out of her car in
blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a blue shirt.

Brass: Its the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters!

Misty: How ya doing, little girl?

Brass: Someone is stealing my car!

Misty: Don't worry, little girl! I'll get that thief.

The bandit turns around and shoots at Misty, as Misty blocks each and every shot with her
with her arms without feeling any pain and she quickly turns her cap backwards and takes out
her Pokeball. Then, Misty jumps up into the air and threw the Pokeball into the exhaust pipe
of the car.

Bandit: Oh no!

The car exploded with debris flying all over the road.

Brass: Thank you, Miss Pokemon Master.

A wheel rolls past Misty.

Misty: Go back home to the mechanic!

Misty walks back to her car and drives off.

*

Officers Max and Van walks towards a front door and Max presses the doorbell. As Max puts on
his police hat, Van puts on a very small hat and Max gave a strange look.

Van: I accidently put it through the wash.

*

Kero was teaching Agumon how to play the electric guitar in a guitar shop.

Kero: Now that you got the right pose, now, lets play a tune.

Kero plays an air guitar tune, then stopped.

Agumon: Huh?

Kero: Maybe that was too advanced for you. How about some simple basic tunes?

Kero played an air guitar tune from "do, re, me" all the way to "high do".

Kero: Now try it.

Agumon played the tune on the guitar.

Kero: Good, pretty soon, you'll be able to do this.

Kero suddenly played a air guitar rock tune with the electric guitar.

Kero: Now I'm showing off!

As Kero continued playing, Agumon walks off.

*

Misty pulled Max out of the swimming pool.

Misty: Quick! Does anyone know anything about CPR or recuscitation?!

Metabee walked out.

Metabee: Yeah, I saw this one on a TV show. Just move his arms like a lever and the water
will come out like a fountain.

Misty stared at Metabee.

Misty: Metabee, would that show happen be an American Cartoon?

Metabee: Yeah.

Misty: Well, lets give it a try.

As Misty moved Max's arm like a lever, some water spached out of Max's mouth like a fountain.

Misty: Its working!

Misty continues to move Max's arm like a lever.

*

TK was at the golf course, at the 18th hole.

*Commentator: Now, TK is at the 18th hole. If he gets this one in, he would not only win
this round, but the whole tournament. All he needs to do is to concentrate.*

As TK was about to putt the golf into the hole when suddenly Kero was playing his drums
a distance away from TK, making a loud racket finishing off with a cymbal. Then Kero sees
TK.

Kero: Oh, I didn't see you there. Sorry. You want me to go somewhere else to practice?

*

Brass ran into the living room.

Brass: Metabee, I need your help! I've accidently let the door open and the bird flew in.

Metabee: Again?!

Metabee and Brass walked into a kitchen to see TK in a bird suit eating a peanut butter
sandwich and reading magazines.

Metabee: Shoo!

TK got off his chair.

Metabee: Go on!

TK picked up his sandwich and bumped into the sliding glass door.

Metabee: Come on!

TK finally walked out of the kitchen and Metabee sees the chair with some white stuff on it.

Metabee: What a mess.

*

TK was at a restraunt with Kari.

TK: So, I said, "If you can't fix it, then come back monday."

A waiter appeared with a plate and puts it in front of Kari.

TK: This must be yours, Kari. It looks nicely done.

Two chefs walked towards TK.

TK: This must be my one.

One of the chefs, Max, took a glass and poured it onto TK while the other chef, Van,
took out a message.

Van: You're adopted and I don't like you.

Max turned around and "mooned" at TK, pulld up his pants and walked off.

TK: Man, that's the last time I'm ordering a "Chef's surprise."

*

TK and Misty were at a cafe.

Misty: So, its said that Togepi can use Metronome at a young age other than charm.

TK: I agree. Togemon is a Digimon that is sharp, painful and lands a big punch on her
enemies.

Misty: TK, I'm talking about Pokemon.

TK: What?!

Misty: You know, "Gotta Catch em' all?!"

TK: Oh, that one!

*

Misty was leading a tour group in a haunted house.

Misty: This haunted house is home to the so-called Pokemon Ghost.

Van coughed.

Misty: What was that?

Everyone looked around.

Misty: Anyway, as we continue on...

Suddenly, everyone heard a loud door banging.

Misty: What was that?!

Van: I think it was the door.

Misty: I'll switch on the light.

Misty switches the lamp on.

Misty: As we continue on...

As Misty lead the group, suddenly, Pikachu popped out of a door.

Pikachu: Misty, I need your help.

Misty: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Misty ran off through a side exit and jumped into a dumpster.

*

Kero was a lifeguard, holding up a pair of binoculars looking at the seagulls when he heard
an "Ahem!"

Kero looks down to see Max and Van waiting to play tennis with Kero at the umpire's seat.

Kero: Sorry.

Kero floats away.

*

At a bar, TK walks in with Metabee dressed as a Pilot and they see Kari and Misty.

Kari/Misty: Hi, TK!

TK: Hi, girls. This is my friend, Metabee.

Kari: So, you're a pilot. Have you done any stip searches, because you can strip search me!

Misty: Hey, I saw him first!

Metabee: Actually, I fly the plane.

Kari: Well, I like that voice, like when you do, "This is your Captain speaking."

Misty: Yeah, you're so hot!

Metabee: Actually, I'm beginning to find you two ugly. Can I get you a drink?

Misty: Anything, on you in the air!

Metabee: Look, I got to go, I have to fly a new route tomorrow.

Kari: Why not fly to my plane and make me be in the air!

Metabee walks off, followed by TK.

*

At a pool party, Van and Max were at the barbecue.

Max: Well, the rain has stopped.

Van: Yeah. I thought I was doing the right thing when I came here, but I'm actually enjoying
myself.

Max: Great to hear that?

Max picks up a sausage with the tongs.

Max: *seductively* So, you want a sausage?

Van: Sure!

Van laughed.

Max: What's so funny?

Van: Oh, it was the way you said, "you want a sausage?", giving me a seductive look.

Max stared at Van.

Van: You're trying to be funny, aren't you?

Max: Errr, yeah!

Van: Never mind, lets just forget the whole thing. Can I have a sausage?

Max: Sure.

Van takes the sausage and eats it.

Max: Hochi-mama!

Van: Please don't.

*

Traffic Officer Misty walks around a corner.

Misty: One thing that I am good at my job is that I don't discriminate.

Misty sees a car at the handicapped parking spot.

Misty: Looks like someone is getting a ticket.

Eriol suddenly appeared with groceries on a wheelchair in a distance.

Eriol: Wait! I'm coming!

Misty: Oh, then I better hurry then!

Misty began to write her ticket quickly.

Eriol: I'm coming!

Misty: I'm racing ya!

Eriol was about to reach his car on his wheel chair when Misty instantly pasted the ticket
on the windscreen.

Misty: Bad luck, I won! See, I don't discriminate.

As Misty walks past Eriol, Eriol swings his bag of groceries.

Eriol: You blood-sucking MAGGOT!

Eriol swings his bag at Misty, hitting her in the head.

Misty: I just love this job!

*

Sportsreporter Kero was at a soccer match.

Kero: Now, at this moment, I'm going to interview the offensive coach of the Medabots team,
Metabee.

Metabee walks in to the camera's view.

Kero: Metabee, what do you think of this match?!

Metabee: I think that this #$!@ing match is just plain %!@%ed. With this %!@% and %!%@% I
wouldn't care if this one goes to the #!@$ and I don't give a %!$% you *censored*!

Kero: And that was the offensive coach for the Medabots team.

*

The bomb squad arrived with Van in a protective armor as he was on the way to disarm a bomb.

Van: I think its the red wire. Now, I need everyone to stay still.

As the bomb squad stood still with Van about to cut the red wire when Kero suddenly played
his drums near the bomb squad car, making a loud racket finishing off with a cymbal. Then
Kero sees the bomb squad.

Kero: Oh, I didn't see you there. Sorry.

*

At the soccer field, Sportsreporter Kero was in front of the camera.

Kero: And now, I'm going to interview the defensive coach of the Pokemons team,
Pikachu.

Pikachu appeared in the camera's view.

Kero: So, any idea if the team has a chance of winning this match?

Pikachu: Who told you that? Did anyone say something about me? Huh? Is someone against me?!
Come on? You think that way?! Who told you that?

Kero: Back to you at the studio.

Pikachu: Come on, what do you think about me? Huh?! Do you care if something happens to me?!

Offensive Coach Metabee appeared in the background.

Metabee: I don't care, you both ^$#%!

*

Metabee was walking along the road.

Metabee: Doesn't it make you wonder what you want to do if you met someone who knows you but
you can't remember who they are?

Suddenly a Mermaid-type Medabot floats up to Metabee.

Medabot: Hey, Metabee, do you remember who I am?

Metabee stared at the Medabot.

Metabee: Errr...

Metabee quickly ran off.

*Song*

Pikachu pops out from behind a bookshelf with Brass reading a manga.

Pikachu: There was a, hot girl in the Manga shop,
And I didn't know what to do.
There was a, hot girl in the Manga shop,
And she was reading a book on Goku.

Brass was reading the Dragon Ball Z manga. Then, Agumon and Kero were reading manga back to
back.

Agumon/Kero: There was an actual girl in the Manga shop
What am I meant to say?
I had to check to make sure that she wasn't just,
a human sized cardboard display.

Brass sees Pikachu, Kero and Agumon.

Pikachu: My competition was a kid with a big sword
and a guy in a wheel chair.

Agumon and Kero were removing air out of the big wheel of the wheelchair.

Pikachu: So I know I had to act fast.

Pikachu, Kero and Agumon made themselves look nicer as Brass looked at them over a comic book.

Pikachu: So many questions in my mind...
Kero: What would be a good pickup line?
Agumon: Why had a hot girl just come in?
Pikachu: If the Gundam fought the Eva?

Pikachu/Kero/Agumon: Who will win?

The trio paused and grouped together.

Agumon: Good question.

Brass looked confused.

Pikachu: I guess the Gundam's advantage would be flying in space.
Kero: And their strength against dolls.
Agumon: But the Evas use the strength of their pilot's bodysuit.
Kero: And the Earth is well protected.

Kero, Pikachu and Agumon looked up only to see Brass leave in anger out of an exit.

~

Pikachu: There was a...hot girl in the Manga shop. (Agumon/Kero: Wooooooo...)
Just a minute ago.
There was a...hot girl in the Manga shop. (Agumon/Kero: Wooooooo...)
Did anyone see her go?

Has she come to the Manga shop, looking for love? Guess I'll never know...

*Song Ends*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producers: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.