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Agumon was at the water dispenser when Kari walks to him.

Kari: Hey, Agumon.

Agumon: Hey, Kari. What's going on?

Kari: Do you know that you're wearing large underwear?

Agumon looks down to see the top of his underwear.

Agumon: They done it to me again!

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The Anime House: Episode 5

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

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Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee

*

Max walks up with TK dressed as Hobbits.

Max: TK, there it is, the volcano where me must destroy the cursed ring.

TK: Yes, the cursed ring.

Max holds up the ring.

Max: We have reached the end of our journey.

TK: Yes, the end of our journey. Max, there is something I want to say.

Max: Speak now, good TK.

TK: Why didn't we take a taxi like the others?!

TK points behind Max where Pikachu the White and the two other Hobbits, Kero and Agumon were
in a taxi with Pikachu driving and waving at the two Hobbits. TK drops his bags in disgust.

*

Spokesperson Kari was at the microphone.

Kari: At SANA, we are here to pave the way for future space travel. And our scientists will
come in to answer any questions you want to ask them.

Then, Professor Eriol, Professor Van and Professor TK with a big red hair walked into the
press confrence. Then, Brass raised her hand.

Reporter Brass: Professor TK, are you wearing a wig?

TK: No, I am not wearing a wig.

Pikachu raised his hand.

Pikachu: No, seriously, are you wearing a wig?

TK: No! I do not and will not wear wigs, ever.

Brass: But is this space program an experiment on wigs in space?

TK: No!

Pikachu: Is it the saying that its "One small step for man, one giant leap for wigs"?

TK: Enough! Look, I am not taking any more questions about my hair. You can ask my other
collegues.

Brass: Professor Van, is Professor TK wearing a wig?

TK: WHAT?!

*

Kari was facing the camera with a person on stage swing around two batons.

Kari: Dancing is important as it keeps the body.

The batons dropped onto the floor and Kari angrilly turns around.

Kari: Its swish and twirl! Not twirl and swish!

Kari faces the camera.

Kari: Look, its for her own good before she gets corrupted by guys and TV shows.

The batons drop and Kari angrilly turns around.

Kari: Oh, for #!$% sake! You're not doing it properly.

A girlish Max was in a tutu.

Max: Oh mom! I hate you! I don't want to do this anymore!

Kari: Come back here, young lady!

Kari faces the camera.

Kari: She'll appreciate it when she's my age, all spoilt by childbirth. Come back here, young
lady!

Kari runs after the girlish Max.

*

The Redheads were at the back of the car with TK driving.

Max: Its awfully nice of you to drive the Weasleys around. Where are you going?

TK: The beach!

The Redheads began to scream like mices as they huddle into the center of the car.

*

Van walks into Kari's cafe with Kari at the counter.

Kari: Can I help...wa!

Van: Yeah, I want a coffee.

Kari: Did you know that you have a bullet on your head?!

Van felt some blood leaking out.

Van: Who keeps doing that?!

*

Officer Max was in front of a crowd.

Max: Ok, now, what happened was that a car crashed into a shop. The driver is alright and
the shopkeeper has a few small cuts from the glass. What also happened was that on the next
level, someone was making a porn movie. Now, you are free to go in.

As the crowd ran past the Do not Cross line, Van walks to Max.

Van: What are you doing?

Max: I'm whipping the crowd into a frenzy.

Van: Oh, good job.

*

Eriol was with Misty looking around the house.

Eriol: So, how do you think of renting a room in the place?

Misty: Its perfect. How much is the rent?

Eriol: $50 a month.

Misty: Its reasonable.

Eriol walks past a closed door.

Eriol: That's my room, but you can't go in, of course. Then, there's the living room, with
the TV and stuff. Do you want a drink?

Misty: Sure.

As Eriol walks into the kitchen, Misty picks up a photo frame and licks it. Then, Misty picks
up a throphy and licks it.

Eriol: Do you want...eh?

Misty puts the throphy down.

Misty: Sorry, I guess...

Eriol: We're not ready yet.

Misty: I'll go.

As Misty walks past Eriol, she grabs Eriol's head and licks it.

*

Kari was leading a group of girls on stage on a dance routine.

Kari: Alright, here we go. And one, and two and three and four!

Then the girlish Max runs in and stands behind the girls as he joined in on the dancing.

Kari: What are you doing, young lady?!

Max: Ok, I'm sorry because I am a lazy girl.

Kari: Ok, now you can join in. Ok, and a one, and a two...and a three.

As Max joins the girls dancing, he did it all wrong.

Kari: What do you think you're doing, young lady?

Max: I hate you mom! I hate you!

Max runs off.

Kari: You're in charge to lead in the dancing. Come back here, young lady!

Kari runs after Max.

*

Kari, Eriol and Max were doing surgery on Kero with the heartbeat about to flatline.

Kari: We're losing him!

Eriol: Get the electric plates.

Max took out the electric plates.

Max: Clear!

Max zaps Kero.

Max: Clear!

Max zaps Kero again.

Kari: What are we going to do?!

Suddenly, a reddish-orange color haired girl with a red cap covering her face steps out of a
broom closet in blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a blue shirt.

Eriol: Its the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters!

Misty: How ya doing, kids?

Misty turns her cap backwards and takes out her Pokeball. Then, Misty jumps up and threw the
Pokeball at Kero's body. As the Pokeball hits, the heart beats again and Kerp pops back up.

Kero: Thank you, Miss Pokemon Master.

The surgeons pushed Kero's bed past Misty.

Misty: Go back to the ward!

Misty crossed her arms.

*

At a pool party, Misty, Kari, Pikachu, Van, Max, Agumon and Kero were at at the table
near the pool.

Misty: Man, its hot out here! How about a dive in the pool?

Van: Sure.

Max: Alright! What about you, Agumon?

Agumon: Oh, sorry, I don't have any trunks.

Max: Don't worry, you can wear your undies.

Agumon: Are you sure?

Van: Sure, just jump in.

The group jumped into the pool, as Agumon hesistantly stood up.

Misty: Come on! Jump in!

Agumon: Alright.

Agumon took off his shorts, then he removed his tropical shirt, showing that Agumon is
wearing a large pair of underwear. Agumon jumped into the pool as everyone else quickly
got out of the pool.

Agumon: Not again!

*

At a British Colony in the 1700s, Naval Captain TK walks to Governor Eriol.

TK: I am Captain TK of the ship Queen Angewomon, reporting to you.

Eriol: Good. Now, we need your supplies and line up your convicts.

TK slaps his forehead.

TK: The convicts!

Eriol stared at TK.

*

Brass was sitting on a chair.

Brass: I mean, come on, Jerry, this it an insult! You got to learn to *beep* shut that *beep*
up and I really mean it! This *beep* is not what I want and I want a normal *beep* life and
live normally! DO you *beep* get me?!

A bunch of Anime characters were at a meeting table.

Pikachu: Excuse me, but do you know that this is a business meeting?

*

Governor Eriol was standing next to Naval CaptainTK.

Eriol: You let the convicts off the ship?

TK: We had to go dock at Cape town, and get ice cream.

Eriol: Ice Cream?!

TK: Yeah, and we were enjoying the beach and playing volleyball that we forgot about them.

Eriol: Volleyball?!

TK: Please don't tell the other naval captains, please?

Eriol sighed.

*

Two kids walked to a house and pressed the doorbell. Then, Kari opened the door.

Kari: Yes?

Kid1: We are selling some raffle tickets for our new mathematics building and would
you like to buy a raffle for a prize?

Kari: Sure. How much?

Kid2: One for $1 and three for $5. Wait a minute.

The kid scratches his head as Kari looked confused.

*

Officer TK and Van walks to a house and presses the doorbell. Misty opens the door.

Misty: Yes?

TK: We would like to ask a few questions about the murder at the house at number 42.

Misty: Yes?

TK: Do you know the man named Touya Avalon?

Misty: I don't know him much, but he's my neighbor.

TK: Well, did you hear anything suspcious last night near his house.

Misty: Nope.

TK: Thanks. Oh and would you like to do me a favor?

Misty: What?

TK: Will you pash my friend, Officer Van?

Misty slams the door.

TK: I take that as a no.

*

Max walks into the dry cleaners to see Kero and manager TK wearing a suit as Max puts a
reciept on the counter.

Max: I'm here to collect my...is that my suit?

Max points at TK.

TK: Errrr, no, this is my suit. Your suit is in the dryer room.

TK walks into the back room. As Max waits, Kero continues to do some writing on a record book,
and TK walks out in Tropical clothes carrying a suit in plastic.

TK: That was my suit.

TK: No, its the heat in the dryer room, you know, those machines.

Max walks out of the shop.

TK: I think I got away with that one, Kero. Don't you think?

Kero shrugs.

*

Girlish Max was dressed as a ballerina next to Kari as they see the other girls on stage.

Kari: Go out and be natural.

Max: I don't want to go out!

Kari: I don't want to say this, but your father is watching.

Max: Really?

Max runs out and joins the other girls on stage as the curtain moves up. As Max leads the
other girls in their dance, Max slips and began to cry.

Kari: No!

Max: Waaa!

Max runs off the stage past Kari.

Kari: Get back there, young lady!

*

At a bar, Agumon was talking to Metabee behind a wall.

Agumon: You know, you kinda look like the nightmare vision of the future.

Metabee: What makes you think that way?

Agumon: Well, you have a...robotic face.

Metabee felt his head to have a metal plate with a red glass eye.

Metabee: You know...you're being unfair, racist and mean.

Agumon: I'm sorry. But its just that you are...nowhere near any normal Medabot.

Metabee: Agumon, please, you're hurting my feelings.

Agumon: Sorry.

Metabee looked into his beer.

Metabee: Oh no, a spring dropped in there.

Metabee took out a spring out of his beer mug.

*

At a goverment meeting, Kari was holding some papers.

Kari: And in agreement, I would say that this proposal is benificial for this
country. Thank you!

As Kari sits down, Max stood up.

Max: Alright, any objections?

Brass stood up.

Brass: I know you are a #$!^, %!@%^! And I tell you, Jerry, this lady %#^$# around with
other woman's husbands!

*

Pikachu was sitting at the hospital chair when Eriol walks out.

Eriol: It has come to this. I have looked at all angles of this case and I can come up with
only one conclusion.

Pikachu: And what's that?

Eriol: I love you.

Pikachu stared at Eriol.

*

Kari was holding a card with the gang playing games.

Kari: What is the capital of Brazil?

TK's voice: Errr...

Kari: Come on, Mr. Geography head!

TK had a globe on his head.

TK: Is it...South Africa?

*

Max was at the computer when Eriol and Van walks to him.

Eriol: Wassup!

Van: Wassup! What are you doing for the weekend?

Max: I don't know. Rent a video?

Eriol: Come on, its the weekend. Lets go clubbing! How about some.

Eriol and Van pretend to drink beer.

Eriol/Van: "Glug glug glug!"

Max: I don't know.

Van: How about a...

Eriol and Van pretends to blow a cigerette.

Eriol: Tropical blend.

Van: Tropical blend, yeah.

Max: I'm not sure.

Eriol: Ok, how about a...

Eriol/Van: "Pop" ~Swish~ *Chomp!*

Max: Excuse me? What was that again?

Van: Its a...

Eriol/Van: "Pop" ~Swish~ *Chomp!*

Max: What do you mean by that?

Eriol: Well...first you go pop.

Van: Then you go swish.

Eriol: Then chomp.

Max: You guys made that up, didn't you?

Van and Eriol looked confused.

*

At a bar, Eriol was next to Kari.

Eriol: You know, you look like Glenn Close. Not that I want to offend you, but she looks
better than you.

Kari slaps Eriol in the face.

*

At a tatoo shop, Agumon was on the chair with Kero looking into some tools and Pikachu
carrying a guitar.

Agumon: If I had a tatoo, I would get one of you.
Or at least with a generic woman's body with your head drawn with a texta!

Kero took out a wrench.

Pikachu/Agumon: If I hat a tatoo, I would get one with your name.
Or at least I'd get the alphabet and circle the letters I needed.

Kero takes out a surgical knife and a blowtorch.

Pikachu/Kero/Agumon: You know I want to stay with you forever,
spend eternity with you!
There's nothing that our love won't last us do...

As Kero puts the needles closer to Agumon, Agumon pushes Kero away.

Agumon: But a tatoo just seems so permanent.
So I got a tatoo from a temporary tatoo parlor.

Agumon was looking at a mirror.

Agumon: The tatoo stayed on, but the parlor's gone!

The tatoo parlor has closed and Agumon has a permanent tatoo with the world, "LOSER" on
his head.

*Song ends*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.