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*Character Information*

Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Other Fic appearences: PikaFlash's World MAX, The Glass House
As compared to a "Water girl"

Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Other Fic appearences: Tai Live, The Glass House
Best known as "TK Takaishi"

Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Commonly mistaken as as "Fly Boy"

Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Other Fic appearence: Metabee Tonight
Seen as "One half of Super Metabee"

Pikachu - Pokemon
Other Fic appearences: PikaFlash's World MAX, The Glass House
People say he is a "Super Pikachu"

Agumon - Digimon
Other Fic appearences: Tai Live, The Glass House
Our hero, "WarGreymon"

Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Other Fic appearence: The Glass House
In his past life, he was "Kero-Beros"

Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Fic appearences: Tai Live, The Glass House
Best known as "Angel girl"

Max Mizuhara - BeyBlade
Some see him as the "Bumpkin Japanese-Yankee"

Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Other Fic appearence: The Glass House
Call him "Happy face"

Metabee - Medabots
Other Fic appearence: Metabee Tonight
He is "The big half of Super Metabee"

*

At a Daycare center, some kids were running around the playground as two kids were fighting
over a shovel in the sandbox. Day care lady Kari sees the incident.

Kid1: Its mine!

Kid2: No, its mine!

Kari runs to the kids and clapped and began to cheer.

Kari: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

*

The Anime House: Episode 7

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

*

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli)
Metabee

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: Welcome back. I'm sensing someone who has lost a loved one. You, madam. Your name is...
Brass, right?

Eriol points at Brass sitting with the auidence.

Brass: Yes.

Eriol: You have lost a boyfriend named Metabee, is that correct?

Brass: Yes, actually, he was my ex-boyfriend who died in a car crash. I broke up with him.

Eriol: No, he said that it was mutual.

Brass: No, I broke up with him.

Eriol: No, it was mutual and in fact, he wanted to break up with you!

Brass: Well, I told Neutranurse that I want to break up with you!

Eriol: "No, Neutranuese told me that I should break up, but hold off for three months!"

Brass: I thought that Neutranurse was making you go for her?!

Eriol: "That never happened! Neutranurse is a troublemaker!"

Brass: I guess you're right.

Eriol: "I'm sorry that it has come to this."

Brass: I'm sorry I had cut your brake cable.

Eriol stared at Brass open-eyed.

*

TK and Max were in the garden at the barbecue grill.

TK: So, what do you think about the stickers?!

Max: Yeah, the stickers!

TK: Stickers!

Max: Yeah, stickers!

TK: What about the stickers?!

Max: Yeah, stickers!

Kari and Misty walks into the garden.

Kari: So, what are you doing boys?

Max: Nothing.

TK: Just mainly guy stuffs. We'll tell you when it is ready.

Misty: Sure.

As Misty and Kari walked off, Max and TK resumed their conversation.

TK: Stickers!

Max: Yeah, stickers!

*

The phone rings and Van answers it.

Van: Hello?

*Voice: I'm doing a phone survey on people who are between 18 to 35 who recently have
their birthdays.*

Van: Well, I'm one of them.

*Voice: Ok, so what presents have you recieved?*

Van: Well, I got some good presents like a special edition of the book "Lord of the Rings" and
some Zoid components.

*Voice: What do you think about the fruit juicer?*

Van: How did you know about that? Is that you Brass?

*Brass: Sorry, got to go, bye!*

Brass hangs up.

Van: Weird girl.

*

Kari and Misty were standing near Brass at an office desk.

Brass: Oh, its intresting that you're going to give Sakura a microwave as a present.

Brass takes out a five dollar note.

Misty: Well, well, well. Looks like little Brass can only afford a five?

Kari: So, who was the person who Sakura saved while having your skirt tucked into her
stockings before the boys came over.

Brass begins to look scared.

Brass: How much do you want?

Misty: How much do you have?

Brass took out all of her money and Misty takes the cash and counts.

*

At a meeting, TK was at the head of the table.

TK: Ok, Van, what about the proposal on the new company we're merging with?

Van: Well, if we cross the "T"s and dot the "I"s, we get the words, "tits".

TK sighed and leaves the meeting room.

Van: What's wrong with tits?

*

Kari was facing the camera with girls preparing for netball.

Kari: Training the girls for netball is a very tough thing. And I have to keep these girls in
their top form.

Max rides in on his bicycle.

Kari: Ah, that's my son, Max! He is a Beyblader and he's popular with the girls.

The netball girls run to Max.

Kari: Not like my other one.

A Girlish Max was standing on one foot.

Girlish Max: Mom! I'm tired! Let me rest.

Kari: Not until you train your balance on that defending foot, young lady!

The girlish Max fell over.

Kari: Ah ha! Get back onto that foot!

Max: Oh, I hate you, mom!

Girlish Max runs off.

Kari: Come back here, young lady!

*

Metabee and Brass were in a restraunt as Agumon puts two plates of spaghettis on the table.

Agumon: Enjoy your meal.

Metabee and Brass each ate their spaghettis. As they ate, both stared at each other. Then, the
Medabots took a mouthful and kissed each other, with the sauce spattering all over the table
and Agumon walks in with a wine list.

Agumon: Would you like to care for the wine list.

Some sauce landed onto Agumon's waiter suit.

Agumon: Ok.

*

TK enters the office with Van at the desk

TK: You wanted to see me, Van?

Van: Yes. As you know, we had a human resource worker recently and it has come to our decision
to let you go.

TK: I can't leave. What if I would accept a pay cut?

Van: That can't be possible.

TK: What about working part-time?

Van: Sorry, TK. Its the only way.

TK: Ok...what happens if I had danced for you?

TK picks up a radio, switches it on and began to dance.

Van: Its not possible.

TK: Please, let me dance!

TK continued to dance in front of Van.

*

Kari and Misty pushed Agumon to a wall.

Kari: Well, well well. Is it not

Agumon: Its just that I don't have any money at all.

Misty: Well, it looks like we will make you pay.

The camera turns away as beating sounds were heard.

*

Misty is at the newsdesk.

Misty: That's all for the morning news. And onto the weather. Eriol, will it be sunny over
there?

~

Eriol popped up on camera at the beach as the sun rises.

Eriol: Well, today's...weather is good. And it will be sunny over here.

~

Misty: You slept in again, didn't you?

~

Eriol: Yes.

Eriol looked down in shame.

*

Max, Van and Eriol were walking down an alleyway when suddenly, a girl with goggles on her
head, a green t-shirt and grey shorts appeared.

Girl: Hello, guys!

Max: Oh no, its the very Evil and Unstoppable Digimon Tamer, Kari Kamiya!

Kari hold out her Digi-Vice.

Kari: That is correct. Now give me all your money before I will have to hurt you!

Van: No! I need the money

Eriol was reluctant to take out his wallet and Kari notices Eriol's watch.

Kari: Well, well, well. I see a very nice watch there.

Eriol: No, its a gift from my wife!

Kari grabbed Eriol by the neck.

Kari: And who do you think will save you from my grip!

Suddenly, a red-haired girl wearing a red cap, blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a blue shirt
enters the alleyway.

Max: Its the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters!

Misty: How ya doing, kids?

Misty looks at the Pokeball in her hand and calls Pikachu over, who is carrying a basket of
Pokeballs.

Van: It looks like she's going to use the new Masterball!

Kari raised the Digi-vice in her hand.

Kari: Lets see if you can challenge me.

Misty turns her cap backward and jumps up and threw the Masterball at Kari. The Masterball
was kicked away by Kari.

Misty: Oh what?!

As Misty stared in surprise, Kari sneaked away as the guys crowd around her.

Misty: Its not possible!

Kari's voice: Misty Waters!

Misty sees Kari on a golfcart.

Kari: This not the end, until we meet again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kari drives off.

~To be continued~

*

TK was wearing a captain's hat when Max enters the office.

Max: I'm sorry, TK, but can I ask a for one day extention on the deadline?

TK thought for a while and takes off the captain's hat and whacks Max on the head.

TK: Gilligan!

Max walks off. Then, Brass enters the office.

Brass: I'm sorry, TK, but we won't be able to finish the work on time.

TK thinks for another while, then takes off the captain's hat and whacks Brass on the head.

TK: Gilligan!

Brass walks off and Misty enters the office.

Misty: TK, its time that you should stop this Gilligan thing.

TK: But I'm just doing my job into interacting with the workers?

Misty: Well, I have the workers have nothing against it. They want you to stop hitting them
in the head with that hat. It could take an eye out.

TK: Ok.

TK removes his hat and Misty walks off. Then Kari enters the office.

Kari: TK, the amounted we earned is not what you calculated, TK.

TK: *mafia-style voice* So, you want some money?

Misty appeared.

Misty: TK!

*

Parking officer Misty was walking along a street.

Misty: Its quite tiring to be a parking officer. But I always get a chance to go to my
favorite place for lunch.

Misty enters into a sandwich cafe.

Misty: Hi, Brass!

Brass's voice: Get stuffed, you f#@!!

Misty: Yeah, I came for my usual sandwich.

Brass threw bread at Kari.

Misty: I want it with chicken.

Brass: Here's your chicken.

Brass threw chicken meat at Misty.

Misty: And tuna.

Brass: Who cares about your tuna.

Brass threw a can of tuna at Misty.

Misty: I also want some lettuce.

Brass threw lettuce at Misty's uniform.

Misty: And also a coke.

Brass threw a bottle of coke at Misty.

Misty: Can I have it in a can?

The can hits Misty in the head and Misty tasted the "sandwich" on her uniform.

Misty: Brass, there's not enough mayonese!

Brass: Here's your maoynese, you b@#!%!

Brass splattered mayonese on Misty's uniform.

Misty: See, she always give me that one little extra.

Everyone else threw their sandwiches at Misty.

Misty: I just love this job!

*

Misty and Kari entered the boss office with Eriol at the desk.

Misty: Well well well. Currently, we got a slight problem with the chipping in to Sakura's
farewell.

Eriol: Let me check what is there.

Eriol looked into his wallet.

Eriol: Sorry, only plastics. Can you wait until lunch?

Kari: Sure.

Misty and Kari sat on the chairs infront of Eriol's desk and Agumon entered the office with
bandages on his arm and with clutches. Then Agumon sees Misty and Kari.

Agumon: AHHHHHH!

Agumon quickly moved away as fast as he could. Eriol switches on the intercom.

Eriol: Please hold all my calls as I pop out for 10 minutes.

Eriol ran out of the office, leaving behind Misty and Kari.

*

Girlish Max and another girl were pulling on a netball bib.

Max: Its mine!

Girl: No, its mine!

Kari steps in.

Kari: What is going on?!

Max: Mariah's got my bib!

Kari looks at the bib.

Kari: No she does not. Mariah is center and you're wing defence!

Max: I don't want to be wing defence!

Kari: You're going on wing defence and that's final!

Max: I hate you, mom! I'm going to join the softball team!

Girlish Max runs off.

Kari: I am not wanting my daughter to join the softball team to become like her lesbian
aunt Sora! Come back here!

Kari runs after the girlish Max.

*

Max and Van were hyper as they were playing Solitare on thier computers when Van flicks
his finger at Max's ear.

Max: You bastard!

Then, Max tackled Van and both tickled each other.

Max: Wait.

Max picks up a folder and opens it, revealing a bottle of beer.

Van/Max: Classic!

Both Van and Max tickle each other and Van stops Max.

Van: Look at this.

Van opens up his computer monitor to reveal a bottle of beer.

Van/Max: Classic!

Van and Max tickled each other and everyone was staring at them, then Max pulled Van to a
photocopier.

Max: Check this out.

Max opens the photocopier to reveal some bottles of beer inside.

Van/Max: Classic!

Van tackled Max onto the floor and both tickled each other when Van points at the ceiling.

Van: Look.

Both Van and Max sees a few bottle of beers stuck on the ceiling.

Van/Max: Classic!

Van and Max resumed tickling each other as a bottle fell onto the floor.

*

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero were with Metabee at a barbecue.

Pikachu: Come on, do that voice, Metabee.

Agumon: Yeah, do that voice like the person who is the nightmare vision of the future!

Cyborg Metabee reluctantly agreed.

Metabee: If you insist. "Resistance is futile, resistance is futile."

Everyone was laughing as Metabee sees comfort with Brass.

*

TK and Indiana Eriol popped out from behind the bushes.

Eriol: Alright, we have finally reach the end of our long jungle journey to the lost temple.

TK: Yes, a lost temple.

Eriol: Finally, we can finally return the sacred stone to its original place.

TK: Yes.

Eriol: TK, did you bring the sacred stone?

TK: Errr...

TK looks into his bag.

TK: I think I left it in the Hotel Room back in the city.

Eriol slaps his forehead.

*Song*

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero walked into an auditorium and sat at their seats.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go to more opera,

Pikachu: If the fat lady was a skinny lady.

The fat opera singer changed into a skinny opera singer.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go to more opera,
Agumon: If there is a showbag to take back.

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero looked into some showbags.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go to more opera,
Kero: If it was like the wrestling.

Two men in tuxedo were wrestling each other

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go to more ballet,
Pikachu: If the skinny lady was slightly fatter.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go to more ballet,
Agumon: If we can place bets on the outcome.

Bookie Agumon was holding some tickets with Pikachu and Kero holding money.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go to more ballet,
Kero: If it involves a monster fight.

Referee Kero was standing inbetween Pikachu and Agumon, both wearing boxing gloves.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I go out and see the symphony,
Agumon: If it involve a monster truck...

A monster truck drove by on stage.

Pikachu: ...and a girl in a bikini.

A girl in bikini was playing a violin.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I'm so culturally aware,
Pikachu: That I'd pay good money to see duel monsters fighting.

Pikachu and Agumon were fighting each other with Yu-Gi-Oh duel monsters cards.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: Culture, is there right under our noses.
Culture, is just happen to be crap!
And that's why we don't go to it!

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero walked out of the auditorium.

Kero: I go to more monster fights if I know where they held them...

*Song ends*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.