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TK and Kari were at the park throwing bread to the ducks.

Kari: Its so peaceful here.

TK: Yeah.

Some bread were thrown at them, followed by grass.

Kari: I think the ducks are throwing back food at us.

TK: Ok, lets go!

TK and Kari ran off with the food flying at them.

*

The Anime House: Episode 8

aka. The Original PikaFlash's World #4, without the Studio...

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

*A/N: The other half of PikaFlash's World #4 is the fanfic called Metabee Tonight, which
is hosted by Metabee in the Medabots section.*

*

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirazigawa (Eli)
Metabee

*

Agumon was dressed like a police officer.

Agumon: It is important that you must keep safe. Remember the rule, Stranger danger and you'll
be safe with this neighborhood watch program.

A group of female Medabots for hens night were staring at Agumon and Brass rasied her hand.

Brass: I know that well and good, but when are you going to start stripping?

Agumon: Right.

Agumon switches on the radio and danced around and tossed away the police hat.

*

Dr. Eriol was feeling Misty's neck.

Eriol: Headaches can be caused by many reasons, like stress.

Misty: Well, it has been a bit stressful for the past few days.

Eriol: Let me see how your leg is feeling. Maybe you would need a bit of stretching.

As Eriol twisted Misty's leg a bit, a fart was heard.

Misty: I don't know what you did, but that felt wonderful, Doctor.

Eriol continues to twist Misty's leg as farting sounds countinue to come out.

Misty: Ahhh! Ohhhh!

In the waiting room, Receptionist Brass was typing on her computer with Agumon and Kero
reading magazines in the as they heard Misty's moans. Then Brass stood up and knocked on the
door.

Brass: Dr. Eriol, is there a problem?

Back inside, Eriol sees a flat body with orange-red hair. Eriol quickly folded the body and
puts it in his desk drawer.

Eriol: Not a problem, please come in!

*

A bunch of farmers were holding protest signs and the bodyguard, Pikachu was escorting
the President.

Pikachu: Ok, make way for the President!

President Max wearing a cowboy hat walked out to the farmers.

President Max: Ok, I am here and I am ready to listen to your problems.

Farmer Kero: What about the drought?! My pudding farm is losing business!

Farmer Kari: I had do put down some of my cattle in order to prevent whatever loss we had!

President Max: Ok, calm down. I can understand the gravity of your situation.

Farmer Agumon: We've heard enough of talking. When are you doing?!

President Max: In the next few days, I would bring drought aid, in the form of this...

Music began as Max danced as he took off his hat and almost does a split then he stood up.

President Max: Exit, stage left!

President Max ran to his Presidental car and it drove off with the angry farmers running
after him.

*

Kari was with babysitter Misty.

Kari: Now, Brass should be asleep by 9:30 and we'll be back no later than 11. Ahh, here she
is.

Brass walks to Kari.

Kari: She's a bit shy. Anyway, I've got to go meet my husband. Help yourself to the things
in the fridge.

Kari leaves the house and Misty faces Brass.

Misty: So, Brass, what do you want to do? We could play a game or watch a video. What do you
want?

Brass: *man's voice* I would like to play with my dolls.

Misty stared at Brass.

Misty: Excuse me?

Brass: *man's voice* I want to play with my dolls!

Misty stared in disbelief.

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: Welcome back. I'm sensing someone who has lost a loved one. You sir, did you have a
wife named Fiona?

Eriol points at Van.

Van: Yes.

Eriol: And she has died recently, correct?

Van: Yes.

Eriol: She tells me that you are very lonely.

Van: Yes.

Eriol: And that she loves you very much.

Van: Yes.

Eriol: And she knows you love to wear her lingerie. And she suggest that you should
wear the purple teddy with the black lace.

Van: Can you please move to someone else?

Eriol: Another name is comming to my mind...Naomi. You're Naomi, the Sniper who go to cheap
bars wearing a red and orange.

Van: Please, no more!

Eriol: I'm getting some numbers...Fiona say that you're selling yourself short. And I'm
getting...yes, I'm getting turned on. We'll cut to a break.

Eriol bends down to cover his pants.

*

Brass was with babysitter Misty next to a doll house.

Brass: *man's voice* Want some tea?

Misty: Y-yes please.

Brass pretends to pour tea into Misty's cup, then Misty drops her cup.

Brass: *man's voice* You've spilt your tea, you silly girl.

Misty: Sorry, Brass, but I have to go to the bathroom.

Misty runs off.

Brass: *man's voice* But who's going to tuck me into bed?

*

~The very Evil and Unstoppable Digimon Tamer's hideout~

Kari was drinking a cup of tea in front of a table where the most powerful and beautiful
Pokemon Master in the world, Misty Waters.

Kari: Well, well well, the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon Master in the world, Misty
Waters is infront of my table.

Misty angrilly growled as she clenches the Pokeball in her hand. Then, Kari tossed to Misty
a box.

Kari: Here's a gift to you.

Misty opens the box, only to see a Medawatch.

Misty: AHHHH!!!

Kari: Like a Superman weak against kryptonite, the most powerful and beautiful Pokemon
Master is weak against a Medawatch.

Misty: You...Digi-bitch!

Kari puts a necklace with a Medawatch hanging from it around Misty's neck.

Kari: Please, go back straight home! Onward!

Misty dropped to the floor, dropping her Pokeball as Kari gives off an evil laugh.

*To be continued*

President Max's opponent, Van was standing in front of the farmers.

Van: The President is refusing to listen to the people after that event earlier today!

Farmers: Yeah!

Van: If I am elected to be President, I will promise you this.

Van puts on a cowboy hat and country music was played as Van and a group of dancers
were doing the country dance, putting the farmers into the mood.

*

Kari and Misty were dressed as witches with Misty stirring a cauldron.

Kari: With newt's eyes and bat's wings, we will see that this witches meeting will commence.
But before we begin, Brass, I would like to say that what you're wearing is not a witches'
hat.

Brass was wearing an orange roadside witches' hat on her head.

Brass: Oh, but it is.

Kari: I don't want you looking stupid.

Brass: Ok.

Brass took off the orange witch hat.

*

Van, Max, Eriol and Kero were drinking beer when TK walks in.

TK: I love beer. Do you guys love beer?

Van: Sure do.

Max: Lets drink.

As the group drank the beer, TK appeared not to like the beer.

Van: TK, if you don't like beer, just say so.

TK: What do you mean?

Max: You don't appear to like it.

TK: What are you talking about?

TK tries to drink the beer, but most of it ended up coming out of his mouth onto his shirt.

TK: The next round is my shout.

Max: Don't you want to finish that one first?

TK: Not to worry.

TK drinks the beer with signs of bitterness, then TK walks to Bartender Agumon.

Agumon: Anything I can get for you?

TK spat out some of the beer, surprising Agumon.

TK: Five beer please.

*

Babysitter Misty closes the door.

Misty: Good night, sleep tight. Hope you don't speak in your sleep.

Misty quickly ran to a cupboard and took out a glass and poured some XO, then Brass walks
out.

Brass: *Man's voice* I'm thirsty. Can I have some water?

Misty: Brass!

Brass: *man's voice* Is something wrong? You look strange.

Misty: Its just that.

The front door opens and Kari and TK walks in.

Kari: Misty, I'm back. So, what have you been doing?

Misty: Well, I was about to get some water for Brass.

Kari: Oh, I would like you to meet my husband, TK.

TK raises his hand out.

TK: *girl's voice* Hi, Misty, I'm TK, thank you for taking care of Brass for us.

Misty: I got to go.

Misty quickly ran off and Brass watched.

Brass: *man's voice* She was acting weird.

*

At a workplace meeting, Metabee was at the head of the table.

Metabee: And with the profits, we can keep the value of our shares reasonable and...

Agumon was bored. Then, Agumon stood up.

Agumon: Come on, everyone, surf's up!

Metabee: What did you say?

Agumon: I said, "Come on, everyone, surf's up!"

Metabee: Look, I know how much you hate this meeting. But you'll have to learn to control
yourself and bear with it. Last week, you said that its the ice cream man, the week before,
you said the Germans are coming and now you're saying surf's up?

Agumon: "The Digimons are coming!"

Metabee: Agumon, behave!

Agumon: Look out, its going to blow!

Metabee: Nothing is going to blow. Sit down.

Agumon: "I'm habving a baby!"

Metabee: Agumon, for the last time.

Agumon points at the window.

Agumon: "We're being invaded by UFOs!"

Metabee: Look, no one is being invaded!

A red tractor beam pulled Agumon out of the meeting room.

Metabee: He did it again!

Everyone in the meeting room stared at where Agumon was.

*

Van is at the newscenter.

Van: And that's all for sport. And on to Kari with the weather. And where are you now, Kari?

~

Kari was standing in front of Eriol and Max at a Beyblade making machine.

Kari: I'm over at the main BBA factory, where its "Beyblade Making Day". Where, they are
going to make sure that every Beyblade is 100% made by the BBA and with the new filtration
system, we make sure that every Beyblade has only 2% human body parts.

Eriol and Max pushed the Beyblade making machine as TK and Pikachu walked by with Beyblade
launchers.

Kari: And it seems that they are starting the Beyblade making machine.

Some Beyblade parts flew at Kari.

Kari: Anyway, it is a fine day over in Tokyo, with light showers at Osaka, and ahhhhh!

Kari was knocked down by a plastic Beystadium that flew at her.

*

TK was in Dr. Misty's office.

Misty: The test results are in and it seems that you may not have a chance.

TK: What about those other alternatives or the treatment?

Misty: I wouldn't recommend it.

TK: What about useing those natural herbs?

Misty: You are willing to try anything.

TK: What if I have to dance for you, will it change your prognosis?

Misty: But...

TK: Let me try.

TK switches on a radio and begins to dance.

Misty: Mr. Takaishi...

TK: Please, let me dance.

TK continues to dance.

*

At a cafe, Max bought a hotdog and sat next to Eriol. Then, Max picks up a bottle of ketchup
and tries to squeeze out some ketchup.

Max: What is wrong with this thing?

Max looked at the bottom of the ketchup bottle and some ketchup flew onto Eriol's shirt.

Max: Sorry about that!

Eriol: That's ok. I can clean myself.

Max puts down the ketchup bottle and picked up the mustard and tried to squeeze it out. But
as Max looks at the bottom of the mustard bottle again, he sqeezed the bottle, only to
have mustard landing onto Eriol's shirt again.

Max: Oops, I did it again.

As Max takes some napkins and tries to clean Eriol, Eriol stopped Max.

Eriol: That's ok. Let me clean myself.

Eriol took the napkins from Max. As Max watches Eriol clean himself, Max takes the salt
shaker, removed the lid and poured the salt onto Eriol's head.

Max: Well, that one was pretty obvious.

Eriol stared at Max.

*

TK was dancing as he jumps onto the examination bed with Dr. Misty staring from her desk.

*

Metabee was writing on a parking ticket, then rips it out and pastes it on the bonnet of a
kiddy ride car outside a convinence store.

*

Eriol and Van walked to Metabee, Pikachu and Kari with skateboards at a park.

Eriol: Wassup, kids? What are you doing for the holidays?

Van: Yeah, are you looking forwards to a...

Eriol/Van: "Glug Glug Glug!"

Eriol: How about a...

Eriol and Van pretends to blow a cigerette.

Eriol: Tropical blend.

Van: Tropical blend, yeah.

Eriol: Maybe a...

Eriol/Van: "Pop" ~Swish~ *Chomp!*

Metabee: You want to buy something?

Van: Yeah, we'll take a dollars worth?

Metabee, Pikachu and Kari laughed as they skate away.

Van: How about two dollars worth?

*

Max was walking along the street in PJs.

Max: Haven't you ever wonder when you were a kid, you were allowed to wear PJs when going out,
but now if you do, you'll cause a bit of stares? Well, I have solved that problem. All you
need to do is to pretend that you have some kind of illness or have a wheelchair. I've
met this girl once and we're engaged. I may have to pretend that I don't have enough kidneys,
but hey, its worth it. She's really hot!

Max walks off.

*

Metabee and Brass were watching a movie in a cinema.

Movie: "See ya later, punk!" *Gunshot*

Brass *whispering*: Why did he shoot the other guy?

Metabee *whispering*: Because the other guy was a bad guy.

Brass: I thought the blonde was the bad guy.

Metabee: No, the blonde was is an undercover cop.

Brass: Why don't the things fly off into space?

Metabee: Its called gravity. It pulls us to the Earth. Issac Newton formulated that law.

Brass: Who won the FIFA World Cup in 1994?

Metabee: Brazil.

Brass: When is our wedding annerversary?

Metabee: I don't know.

Brass stared at Metabee.

*

Pregnant Kari was in maternity ward the preparing to go into labor with Nurse Misty.

Misty: And is there someone who is helping you?

Kari: My brother, Max with his friend, Van.

Nurse Misty sees hyper Max and Van tickling each other. Then Max and Van stopped tickling
each other.

Max: Guess what.

Max picks up a bunch of flowers for Kari and takes out a bottle of beer.

Max: I snuck in a beer.

Van/Max: Classic!

Kari: Max.

Kari was feeling the labor pains as Van and Max continue to tickle each other, then Van picks
up a file.

Van: Guess what...

Van opens the file to reveal a bottle of beer.

Van: Me too.

Max/Van: Classic!

Max and Van tickled each other again.

Kari: Max, behave!

Max and Van stopped and Max ran to the curtain next to Kari's bed and opens it to reveal
yet another bottle of beer lying on the bed.

Max/Van: Classic!

Kari: Max! Come back here!

Van picks up a bedpan and inside the bedpan was another bottle of beer.

Van/Max: Classic!

Max tackled Van down and both tickled each other.

Kari: That's it!

Kari got up from the bed and tried to pull Max and Van apart.

*Song*

Agumon, Kero and Pikachu were playing with laptops like music keyboards.

Kero: I type my name into an Internet search engine...

~

Kero, Agumon and Pikachu were working in an office and Kero typed in his name.

Kero: And all I got was "duel"!

Kero was surprised.

~

Kero, Pikachu and Agumon were with the laptops with music.

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: There goes my day again.
There goes my way again,
What's a guy is suppose to do?

~

Kero: No matter what I type into the damn search engine...

Kero types in "astrology".

Kero: All I get is "duel"!

Kero was surprised again.

~

Kero, Pikachu and Agumon were with the laptops again.

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: There goes my day again.
There goes my way again,
All I've ever seem to get is "Duel"!

~

Kero was typing in "gardening".

Kero: Everyday I have the puirest of intentions.
But I get ambushed by this time-wasting infection.

Pikachu and Agumon popped up.

Pikachu/Agumon: Time-wasting infection!

Kero: I'm not talking about the net,
I'm talking about "Duels"!

~

Kero/Pikachu/Agumon: Duel duel duel duel duel duel duel, duel duel duel duel.

~

Agumon: Duel, duel, do de du dun dun.

Kero: There goes my day again.
They goes my way again...

~

Kero/Agumon/Pikachu: The next time I'm on the net,
I just cut the crap and type in "Duels"!

Kero types in "Duels" and Kero was blown off his chair.

*Song ends*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.