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Everyone were in a large traffic jam with drivers angrilly banging onto their horns.

Metabee put his head out of his car.

Metabee: What the hell is going on?!

In front of the very first car at the beginning of the the traffic jam, Kero was playing
his drums on the road, making a loud racket finishing off with a cymbal. Then Kero sees
the cars.

Kero: Oh, sorry, you want me to move somewhere else?

*

The Anime House: Episode 9

aka. The Original PikaFlash's World #4, without the Studio...

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

*A/N: The other half of PikaFlash's World #4 is the fanfic called Metabee Tonight, which
is hosted by Metabee in the Medabots section.*

*

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) *Been here since Season 1*
Takeru Takaishi (TK) *Been here since Season 2*
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi) *Also appears in Metabee's show*
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros *Kero is a KNNNN Newscaster*
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) *Been here since Season 2*
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirazigawa (Eli) *Also a KNNNN Newscaster*
Metabee *He hosts his own show*

Plus a new character is coming soon.

*

At a bar, a guy walked past Van and TK.

Van: You know, that's the guy who gets the chicks.

TK: Which one?

Van: All of them.

*

"Tales from the other side"

Eriol was on stage.

Eriol: Welcome back. I'm getting some kind of message here. Is there a Max in the auidience?

Max stood up.

Max: Yes, that is me.

Eriol: Please, come onto the stage.

Max walks to Eriol.

Eriol: I'm getting a name...its a "Lucky".

Max: Lucky is my dog.

Eriol: Well, his message is...

Eriol drops to his knees and make the motion as if he is a dog humping Max's leg. Then, Eriol
stops.

Eriol: Wait. Ok.

Eriol continues to do what the dog would usually do...

*

At a Japanese Restraunt, TK was with Kari and waiter Misty walks to them.

Misty: What drinks do you wan...

TK: Beer! Oh sorry, you see, my mouth speaks faster then my brain.

Misty: That's Ok. So, what drink do you want?

Kari: I want Japanese Beer.

TK: Me too.

Misty: Sure.

Misty walks off.

TK: So, Kari, when was your first taste of beer?

Kari: Well, I'm not sure. I think when I was 16.

TK: Mine was 11 of October, 1999.

Misty brings in the Japanese beer.

Misty: Enjoy your drinks.

Misty walks off.

Kari: Lets drink.

TK: Sure.

As TK and Kari drank their beer, TK began to have a look of bitterness from the taste of
beer.

Kari: Is there a problem?

TK: No problem.

Some beer came out of TK's mouth.

Kari: If you don't like beer, you really shouldn't drink it.

TK: What is wrong? I love beer.

Misty brought in some sushi with wasabi.

TK: I love Wasabi.

Kari: TK, no!

TK eat the wasabi. As expected, TK gets the burning tounge reaction, then drinks the Japanese
Beer, followed his bitter look as he 'drinks' the beer.

*

Newscaster Van was in the newscenter.

Van: And that's the news this hour. And Kari, where are you now?

~

Kari was in a maternity ward.

Kari: I'm over at the Tokyo Hospital Maternity Ward, where it is National Pregnancy Day.

A group of doctors in the background were helping Misty in labor.

Misty: Oh f$!%!!!!

Kari: And...

Misty: Its too f#!%ing painful!

Kari: And, doctors are planning to teach babies at birth by sending signals into the
baby's brain to make them learn and...waaa!

Kari was knocked down by doctors pushing in a Pregnant Brass on a trolley.

*

Brass, Metabee and Misty were preparing dinner when TK entered the kitchen with Kari.

Misty: TK, is that your new girlfriend?

TK: Yeah, I've invited her here to introduce her to you. Kari, meet my mom, my dad and my
sister, Misty. Please, join us for dinner.

Music suddenly starts and Kari raised her hands and began to sing.

Kari: "Wa! What a beautiful spread of food! What a beautiful spread of food! Wonderful food!"

Kari runs into a wall.

TK: Never mind.

The family went straight to eating dinner.

*

~The President's Residence~

The Very Evil and Unstoppable Digimon Tamer Kari has tied up President Metabee.

Kari: Now I want you to sign the papers so that I can claim this country as part of the
Digi-World.

President Metabee: Never!

Kari: Well, then, prepare to play catch.

Kari picks up a Digi-Vice and throws it at Metabee. Then she picks up two more and threw the
Digi-vices at Metabee.

Metabee: If the Most Powerful and Beautiful Pokemon Master in the World, Misty Waters, was
here, she'll stop you!

Kari: Oh, but she is not as I have already taken care of her.

Misty appeared at the doorway.

Metabee: Look, its the Most Powerful and Beautiful Pokemon Master in the World, Misty Waters!

Kari turns around to see Misty at the door.

Misty: How ya doing, kids?

Misty turns around and walks out of the house as Kari prepares herself. Then, Misty walks
down the steps of the President's Residence.

Kari: What the?

Misty across a traffic light. Kari scratches her head in confusion. Misty walks through a
house past two people watching TV. Kari was drinking a cup of tea. Misty was at the
outskirts of the City. Kari was still drinking her tea. Misty finally reached a beach and
twists her cap around, then begins running as Kari braces herself to catch Misty's PokeBall.
Misty was running back into the city from the beach, through the house she walked through,
onto the street, up the steps of the President's Residence, then into the room as she jumps
up and throws the Pokeball at Kari with so much force, that as Kari tries to catch it, Kari
was knocked out of the window into the sky with the PokeBall.

Misty: Go back home to the Digi-World!

President Metabee was still tied up.

Metabee: Thanks, Miss Pokemon Master!

Misty smiled.

*

Van walks to Agumon in an office.

Van: So, any plans on the designs of the house?

Agumon: Well, I was thing of the widening with a *splash*.

Van: *Splash*.

Agumon: Followed by the arch going in an *Ag ga daga daga daga daga daga.*

Van: I see.

Agumon: With a *Boingo goingo boingo goingo*

Van: Council won't approve.

Agumon: Damn.

Van: So we go with a...

*splash*

Van: ...followed by a...

*Ag ga daga daga daga daga daga.*

Agumon: How about a *whoop!*

Van *whoop!*? That's good. But there's something missing.

Agumon and Van thought for a while, then remembered it.

*Fraiding!*

Van: That's good, Agumon. Keep up with the good work.

*

At a bus stop, everyone were waiting for a bus, except for Max dressed in a Naval Officer
Uniform dancing around the people.

"Can you spot the Village People reject?"

*

Eriol was at a press confrence.

Eriol: I will not introduce to you the man who has locked himself away for 40 years to solve
life's unsolved mysteries. Please welcome, Mr. Van Flyheight!

The press applaused as Old Man Van walks out wearing a grey beard.

Van: Ah, it has come to my attention that the slayings have lasted over many years and I have
come to the conclusion of solving the mystery. I have discovered the information of the
slayings of Jack the Ripper. Now I will be cooperating with the police and...

Misty raised her hand.

Misty: Excuse me, but the slayings of Jack the Ripper took place over a hundred years ago.
The man who has commited the murders would have been dead by now.

Van was silent.

Van: So, he was a man.

*

Eriol was with Kari at an interview.

Eriol: well, you certainly have the right typing skills and you are good with word
processing. But I ask you, why do you want to become our new admin assistant?

Kari: Well, I wear short skirts, giggle at your jokes and maybe let you peek into my shirt
once in a while.

Eriol: Kari, you do know that this is the Comission for Sexual Equality.

Kari opens her shirt to Eriol.

Kari: Oh really?

Eriol's glasses steamed up.

*

At a church, Kari and TK were with their baby with Van and Max tickling each other.

Priest Eriol: And you are gathered here to witness the...what the?

Eriol takes a bottle of beer out of the holy water.

Van: I snuck that in.

Max/Van: Classic!

Max and Van continued to tickled each other.

Eriol: Would you mind holding it?

Van takes the bottle.

Eriol: Would the godfather please pass the baby to me?

Max takes the baby from Kari, then opens the cloth to reveal not a baby, but a bottle of
beer.

Max: Me too.

Max/Van: Classic!

Max and Van tackled each other to the ground, tickling each other.

Kari: That's it!

Kari tries to break Max and Van apart.

*

~The HardWare Show!~

Van and TK were on camera.

TK: Welcome to the HardWare Show.

Van: Yes, and we are now showing you this new product called the "Multi-Tool". Its very
useful. You can hammer, chisel, screw, unscrew all at once.

TK: And only for the low cost of...

Van: Lets not forget it can lead to jokes that you would be hammering and you want to screw
in a screw but you cannot find a screwdriver, but eventually, its right in your hand in the
first place...

TK: Van.

TK walks off.

Van: ...right under the guys nose!

TK returns with a hammer and hits Van in the head, knocking Van out.

*

Kari was trying to bring a kid to Santa.

Kari: Come on, don't you want to be with Santa?

Kid: No! He looks like the nightmare vision of the future. Look at all those wires.

Cyborg Metabee sighed as he takes off the Santa Hat.

*

Parking Officer Misty was walking along the streets with a chalk on the end of a stick.

Misty: It is such a great day not to stay indoors in an office. And there are tickets to
write and cars to mark.

Misty marks a wheel of a car with the chalk.

Misty: Hang on, what do we have here?

Misty walks to a car that is parked a distance from the curb. Then Misty takes out a tape and
measures the distance.

Misty: This car is over the legal distance. It is the right thing for me to give him a
ticket.

Misty writes the ticket and pastes it on the windscreen of the car.

Misty: I mean, how far must the driver walk to his car. It will lead to jokes like "I'm
going to take a cab to my car at the curb."

Misty walks in front of the car and then gets knocked down by a van.

TK's Voice: That was that?

Kari's voice: Drive on, its a parking officer!

The van drives off, leaving a very injured Misty on the road.

Misty: See you later guys! I just love this job!

*

At a party, everyone were eating bananas. Then, Van entered with more bananas.

Van: TK, where do I put this?

TK: In the bathtub.

Van enters the bathroom where a lot of bananas were on ice in the bathtub.

Max was lying on the table as he stuffed bananas into his mouth, then TK looks at Eriol
eating the artifical banana sweets.

TK: What's that?

Eriol: Designated driver.

*

Old Man Van Flyheight was with the press.

Van: It has come to my attention that the black plague has been spreading all around the
world and I have found the cure to stop this plague.

Misty raised her hand again.

Misty: Excuse me, but the black plague hasn't surfaced ever since the 18th Century. And
these days the black plague can be cured with Antibiotics.

Van: You really are a trouble maker, aren't you?

*

At the cornershops, some people were walking along the path way with a person in a Pikachu
suit walking with a bucket.

"Can you spot the character who has made only one appearence an Episode of Pokemon?"

*

Kari was in front of the camera.

Kari: Its just so exciting that we are going to be at the finals watching my daughter in
gymnastics. Isn't that right?

Girlish Max was eating chips, then he hides the chips.

Girlish Max: What is it, mom?

Kari: Oh, what are you doing? Feeding yourself to junk food, ruining your figure?! You're
so unlike you're brother, Max.

Max was sitting

Kari: Max, at least he's one who is committed to his work.

Max walks to Girlish Max and steals the chips.

Girlish Max: Mom! Max stole my chips! Its too much! I hate you, mom!

Girlish Max runs away.

Kari: Come back here young lady!

*

Max was walking in an alleyway.

Max: Haven't you ever wonder what is the difference between a real life doctor and a TV
doctor? Well, a TV doctor is more caring and when you are really sick they show concern for
you. In real life, you go to a doctor, give you your pills and bulk bill you and you're
out of there. So when the next time I'm sick, I'm going to a TV doctor. I once got a lung
removed and got invited to the Emmys.

*

TK walked into Dr. Pikachu's office.

Pikachu: Is there a problem?

TK: Yeah, I think I'm having a headache.

Pikachu: Let me have a look.

TK has a globe for a head. Pikachu looked at different spots of the world.

Pikachu: Lets see. What is your problem?

TK: Well, I have a headache around the equatorial region, espically around the Pacific. Do
you think its got something to with the ring of fire there?

Pikachu: Well, how about here?

Pikachu points at the Mediterranean.

TK: The Mediterranean is just fine.

Pikachu tilts TK's globe head.

Pikachu: Did you know that your head is tilted at a 32 degress axis?

TK: Nope.

Pikachu: Well, I have just the thing.

Later, TK walks out with his head straight with the atlas connected to the atlas stand.

TK: Thank's doctor. My head is feeling much better

Pikachu: If you have any volcanic activity flaring up, please don't hesitate to visit.

*

Old Man Van Flyheight was with the press.

Van: I know that they have been responsible for some destruction, but I do know that it is
important that we must save the dinosaurs.

Misty: *Ahem*

Van: Oh what now?!

*Song*

Pikachu was in a bedroom plyaing a guitar with a tune that sounds like the Queen song.

Pikachu: On behalf of all the yellows.
I just like to say
I've been telling you all along,
That Lord of the Rings was cool.

~

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero were dressed like Queen.

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: I've told you so many ways
I told you so
I told you so many ways
I told you so...

Pikachu: I wore a cloak to school everyday,
but who's laughing now?!

Pikachu was laughing.

Kero and Agumon joined in.

~

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: Now you all do as I did
You made your first child known
Don't try to catch up now
Its too late to make amends.
You were far too busy with girls,
and cars and sports...

~

Pikachu was back in his room.

Pikachu: And friends.

Pikachu lay on his bed.

*End Song*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.

*A/N: Coming soon, a new character will join the cast.*