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Misty and Van were dressed up formally at a fancy hotel. The two followed the sign to
the Ballroom, where they stopped near a door with a sign "Ballroom".

Misty: Well, lets go in.

Van: Sure.

Van opens the ballroom door, only for Van and Misty to see many small balls bursting out
of the room.

*

The Anime House: Episode 10

aka. The Original PikaFlash's World #4, without the Studio...

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

*A/N: The other half of PikaFlash's World #4 is the fanfic called Metabee Tonight, which
is hosted by Metabee in the Medabots section.*

*

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty)
Takeru Takaishi (TK)
Van Flyheight
Brass (Sailor-Multi)
Pikachu, Agumon and Kero-Beros
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya)
Max Mizuhara
Eriol Hirazigawa (Eli)
Metabee

*Plus a new character is coming soon*

*

Darth Metabee was facing a window with Officer Max waiting.

Max: Lord Metabee, it is time for you to make a decision.

Metabee: How much time do we have?

Max: We only have 5 minutes.

Metabee: Alright, I have made my decision. I'm betting on Slytherin.

Max: Lord Metabee, you do know that they are playing Away.

Metabee: Its a risk we'll have to take. Go, before I bet all the other Away teams.

Max: Yes, Lord Metabee.

Officer Max walks off as Metabee heads towards the Qudditch Tips list.

1. RguDMon
2. Lord Darth Metabee
3. Princess Misty
4. Ash Solo
5. C3Pika
6. YoKero
7. Brock Skyrocker
8. AhAh Pet
9. Snubba the Jug
10. Health and Safety Inspector Brass
11. Storm Stooper #15003
12. BeeDo

Darth Metabee slams his fist on the list.

*

TK walks Kari to her house.

Kari: So, do you want to come in?

TK: Sure.

Music suddenly starts and Kari sings.

Kari: "He's coming in. He's coming in! He's coming in!

TK and Kari got onto the couch.

Kari: "Is there a chance for me? Am I ready?"

TK: We can take it slowly.

TK was about to get closer to Kari when Kari turns.

Kari: "Its a good idea, I've thought about it!"

Kari jumps on TK followed by a wolf whistle.

*

At the cornershops, some Anime characters walking along the path way.

"Can you spot the character who plays soccer?"

Eriol was walking when he bumped into some passer-by, then Eriol dropped to the floor,
clinging on to his shin and screaming in pain.

*

Misty was on a hospital bed when Dr. Van entered.

Van: I hope you are feeling well. I'm afraid that we have some bad news. We have amputated
both your legs, so in order for you to feel better, I suggest that you should feel your pants
as half-full, rather than your pants being half-empty. Eventually, your legs will grow
back fully to its normal length.

Misty stared at Van.

*

TK, Kari, Misty and Van finished dinner.

Misty: That was an excellent dinner.

Kari: Realy? Thank you.

TK: Yeah, its a favorite recipe done by Kari.

Kari: We'll clean the dishes.

TK and Kari took the dishes to the kitchen.

Van: So, do you think they're going to do "it"?

Misty: Huh?

Van: Do you think they are going to do "it"?

Misty: I don't get what you mean.

Van went to the kitchen door.

Van: They're doing "it".

Misty quickly went to the kitchen door and looked into the kitchen.

Misty: They're icing a cake.

Van: What did you think I was talking about?

*

Pikachu: Ah, you're here for the test.

Professor Pikachu was in the lab when he sees Brass bringing in four "Weasleys".

Pikachu: Now, for this test, you will be under the sun.

The "Weasleys" shrieked and sqeeked like mice.

Pikachu: And three of you will be covered in SP-15. While one will be covered in SP-0. Let
us begin the test.

~

Outside, the "Weasleys" were given sunscreen by Brass.

Brass: Don't worry.

Pikachu looked at a timer.

Pikachu: And your time starts now...

The "Weasleys" were squeeking as they sit in the sun...

~Later~

Pikachu was looking at the time when he sees one of the "Weasleys" entering the lab all
sunburned.

Pikachu: Ah, clearly you must be the control.

The other two "Weasleys" entered the lab, also sunburned.

Pikachu: Wait, where's the control?

The "Weasleys" pointed out of the window and Pikachu quickly checked outside, to see the
last "Weasley" was nothing more than an ash print of where he used to be.

Pikachu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*

At a wedding, TK and Kari were in front of Priest Van.

Van: And do you, TK, take Kari as your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health, till
death do you part?

TK: I do.

Van: And I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

TK smiled at Kari, then turns to Van and kissed him in the lips.

Kari: What are you doing, TK?!

Kari pulled TK from Van.

TK: I thought he said "you may now kiss the priest"?

TK looked around.

TK: Did anyone hear him saying that I may kiss the priest?

*

At the bus stop, Max, Kero, Misty, Pikachu, Agumon, Brass, Metabee, Eriol, Van, TK and Kari
were waiting for a bus.

"Can you spot the person who haven't have sex yet?"

Everyone stared at Max.

*

At a rebel base, Commander Van was with Agumon, Kari, TK and Pikachu.

Van: Glad you all are here. Introductions, Agumon, weapons expert.

Agumon was holding a rifle.

Van: He's a crack-shot and survived the Digi-World War. Kari, the knife wielder.

Kari was holding an army knife.

Van: Her only friend is a knife and she can throw it with dead accuracy. TK, demolition guy.

TK was wearing an eyepatch.

Van: He sleeps with enough C4 under his pillow to level an entire city. And finally Pikachu,
a political cartoonist who does satire on national newspapers.

Pikachu waved.

Van: On to the plan...

Agumon: Excuse me, but for a secret mission requiring us to steal some plans and level down
a base with a group of five people and you wasted the one last space on a Pikachu that draws
comics?

Pikachu: Cartoons.

Van: Well, if we fail, Pikachu can draw a political satire cartoon on the national newspapers
to put us in a good light. Well, come on, help me.

Pikachu looked pitiful.

TK: Look, if he could help me by smuggling small explosive stuffs in his pens so that we can
get past security.

Kari: Well, I could have him make me a calling card, with a caricature, so that I can put
it on my victim's body.

Agumon: Well, he can be with me when I am taking out a bad guy at long range and he could make
some witty comment, like...what would you say, Pikachu?

Pikachu: "That's what Goku did to Cell?"

Agumon: Yeah, something like that.

Van: Good, back to work.

Van turns to the map behind him.

*

In the Cinema, Hyper Max and Van were tickling each other.

Max: Check this out.

Max pulls out a beer bottle from under the seat.

Max: I snuck in a beer.

Max/Van: Classic!

Max and Van continued to tickle each other when Van stopped Max.

Van: Guess what...

Van pulls out a bottle of beer from the box of popcorn.

Van: Me two.

Max/Van: Classic!

Van and Max gone back to tickling each other with the other movie-watchers not happy with
the behaviour.

Max: Hold on.

Max runs to the screen and takes out another bottle of beer from under the screen.

Max/Van: Classic!

Usher Agumon with a large torch walked to Max and Van.

Agumon: Please, be quiet or I'll throw you out.

Van: Check this out.

Van opens Agumon's large torch to find another beer bottle.

Max/Van: Classic!

Agumon: That's it!

Agumon pulled Max and Van out of the cinema.

*

TK was on the phone at his workplace.

TK: Yes. I am at a nightclub and I'm planning to having an affair with the secratary
working at accounts. Ok, sure. Night, Kari.

TK hangs up the phone and walks to Van looking at some plans.

TK: Didn't want my wife to think I was a workaholic. Back to work, Van.

*

Agumon was in his office as he stared at the wall. Then Agumon charged towards the wall crashed
into it. Agumon quickly recovered and prepared for another charge towards the wall. Agumon
quickly got up and charged towards the wall one more time and slamed himself to the wall as
Pikachu enter the office through a door behind Agumon. Agumon charged and slammed against
the wall about a couple of times, then Pikachu stopped Agumon.

Pikachu: Agumon, the door is this way.

Pikachu points at the door.

*

Van enters his house when the gang popped out from behind the couch.

Everyone: Surprise!

Van: This is unexpected. What is this about.

Metabee: Well, its just that we wanted to tell you that...you're a dickhead.

Van: Huh?

Brass: That's right. We think you're a dickhead.

Van: Well, I thought Kero was the dickhead of the group?

Van pointed at Kero.

Metabee: No, Kero is just Kero. And the reason why you are a dick head is because you make
me want to punch you in the head!

Metabee punches Van.

*

Eriol was in a Video shop holding a video.

Eriol: I am technophobic, maning that I am afraid of technology. Well, with the world's is
getting very fast through technology, I think that our privacy is at risk. And I can't even
program a DVD player.

Eriol walks out of the video shop past the electronic sensors, only to have the alarm ringing.

Eriol: Uh-oh.

Eriol quickly runs off.

*

TK was with Kari on a couch.

TK: Kari, I have something to say to you...

Music suddenly starts and Kari sings.

Kari: "He's got something to say to me"

TK: That's the problem. You sing too much. There is no music and I want to break off with you.

Kari: "He's does not love me."

TK: That's it, I'm gone.

TK gets up and walks off.

Kari: "Please don't go!"

Kari trips over a cushion and faints.

*

Van was at a whiteboard with Max and Metabee.

Van: And this is...

Metabee: Great, Van, can I add a few things?

Van: Oh, you're insulting me!

Van storms out of the room and Max and Metabee were laughing.

Max: Nice one, Van.

No response. Max walked to the door and checked outside.

Max: Van?

Kari appeared in the meeting room.

Kari: People in the community storm out everyday because they felt that their best wasn't
enough. Once they storm out, they end up missing. So please, if you see them, call us.

Eriol's voice: Cut! Ok, lets do one more.

Kari: Oh great!

Kari storms out of the meeting room.

Eriol: That's a good impression, Kari.

Eriol walked to the door to check on Kari.

Eriol: Kari?

*

TK was lost in a supermarket as he was holding a phone.

TK: Kari, I don't think I can do it.

*Kari: Yes you can! It's right next to you.*

TK: But I can't do it!

Kari was outside standing at the Supermarket window.

Kari: Ok, lets take it slowly.

Misty was holding a phone next to Kari as Max walks by TK.

Misty: Max, concentrate.

Max: But I can't. I cannot find the noodles!

Metabee was in a corner next to the toothpastes with his phone.

Metabee: Brass, I can't do it! The whole supermarket aisle is closing in on me!

Brass was outside the window.

Brass: That's it! I'm coming in to get you!

Brass enters the supermarket to "rescue" Metabee.

*

Max meets up with Dr. Kero.

Max: So, doctor, how is it going?

Kero: Well, is your friend a fighter?

Max: I guess he's a fighter.

Kero: Then, he has a very good chance.

Max: What does this have to do with my friend as a fighter? Shouldn't it be your skill as
a surgeon that counts?

Kero: Don't tell anyone but...

Pikachu walked out of the surgery with regret as the other surgeon pushed out a trolley.

Pikachu: If only he was a fighter.

Max stares at Pikachu.

*

Van was watching the birds.

Van: Not much money in the bird watching business...unless you write a book about bird
watching and selling them. Maybe do a website on the Internet on how to do bird watching.
It doesn't have to be a moving job, but it sure it a hit with the ladies.

*

In the middle of the night, TK and Kari were sleeping on the bed when Max enters the room.

Max: I can't sleep. Can I sleep with you guys?

TK: Sure, hop in.

Max: Can I take the middle?

TK: Sure.

Max gets in between TK and Kari on the bed. Max tries to sleep as Kari and TK slept.

Max: I'm thirsty. Can you get me some water?

*Song*

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero were at a Qudditch Field.

Pikachu: I don't know much about Qudditch
Do you suppose that makes me a muggle?

Pikachu was chasing after a rogue broom.

~

Agumon: I'm sure I like girls.
But I don't get this sport, does that slightly make me go that way?

Agumon gets hit by a Quaffel.

~

Kero: I'm definitely no DragonBall fan,
So does that make me a Sailor Moon fan?

Kero trips.

~

Pikachu/Agumon/Kero: Just as I don't keep up in navy blues
Does that mean I'm in the navy?
I'm sure I like girls, I'm sure I do.
I am sorta into Qudditch.
I really like Harry Potter
Phew, I must be straight, after all...

Pikachu, Agumon and Kero runs off flapping their arms.

*End Song*

A true thanks to the crew:

Main Cast:
Kasumi Yawa (Misty) - Pokemon
Takeru Takaishi (TK) - Digimon
Van Flyheight - Zoids: Chaotic Century
Brass (Sailor-Multi) - Medabots
Pikachu - Pokemon
Agumon - Digimon
Kero-Beros - Card Captor Sakura
Hikari Yagami (Kari Kamiya) - Digimon
Max Mizuhara - Beyblade
Eriol Hirizagawa (Eli) - Card Captor Sakura
Metabee - Medabots

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketch Director: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

Planned by Tai Enterprises with the help of the Daidouji Corperation.

*A/N: Coming soon, a new character will join the cast.*