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Side notes: if I put 'unknown song' then it means I don't know the song.

recap:

Yue: oh hello this is Mr. Avalon.

this episode:

The Cardcaptors of rock

Chapter 2- getting started

We see a van speeding to the parking lot of a school (guessing that it's Yue's) and it's spouting exhaust from burning oil.

Next we see Yue talking to Ruby as they walked down to the classroom.

Ruby: I was faxed your resume, it's very impressive. Thank you for coming on such short notice.

They reached the classroom.

Ruby: Do you have any questions?

Yue: Yeah, when does the day end?

Ruby: we commence at 8:15 and school let's out at 3:00, now are you sure you can handle this?

Yue: don't worry I'm a hard ass, if a kid gets out of line I got know problem smacking'm in the head.

Ruby: oh no, we don't use corporal punishment here.

Yue: so okay just verbal abuse?

Ruby: Mr. Avalon this is considered to be the finest elementary school in the city, and we have a strict code of conduct, faculty included, so if you have a problem with a student you just send them to me and I'll deal with them, okay?

Yue nods slightly.

Ruby opens the door, which reveals kids goofing off.

Ruby: children! Take your seats.

The kids go to their seats.

Ruby: (as soon as the kids are seated) children I'd like to introduce ms. Dunum's substitute, say hello to Mr. Avalon. (whispers to Yue) why don't you write your name on the board?

Yue: okay

He makes a poor attempt to spell "Avalon" but doesn't do a very good job, and he erases all but the "A".

Yue: you know what, why don't you all call me Mr. A.

Ruby: Ah.

Ruby: (while Yue puts one leg on the teachers desk chair) Mr. A has never taught here at Horace Green so I want you all to be on your best behaviour.

Ruby: (whispers to Yue) do you have any more questions?

Yue: yeah when's lunch?

Ruby: the children just had their lunch. Now do you have any more questions?

Yue: I'm a teacher all I need is minds for moulding.

Ruby: all right then. Well thanks again, you saved the day.

Ruby leaves.

Yue turns to the class.

Yue: all right who has food in here?

Nobody raises his or her hand.

Yue: (in a voice used for imitation) your not gonna get in trouble, I'm hungry.

A girl near the window raises her hand.

Yue: alright what do you have?

Yue is at the desk.

The girl lifts up her desk lid revealing a sandwich.

Yue picks up the sandwich, which reveals a pack of goldfish crackers underneath.

Yue: now that's more like it.

He walks to the desk while munching the sandwich.

Yue: (still munching) alright I've got a hangover, who knows what that means?

A boy from the very back seat in the row right next to the windows answers.

Boy: doesn't that mean you're drunk?

Yue: no, that means I was drunk yesterday.

The boy next to the kid who answered spoke up.

Second boy: that means you're an alcoholic.

Yue: what?

Second boy: you wouldn't come to work unless you were an alcoholic, dude you got a disease.

Yue: hmm, what's your name?

Second boy: Kero Berus

Yue: Kero Berus, shut up.

Kids start snickering.

A girl in the front row raised her hand.

Yue: (still munching) yes tinkerbell. (YYG: spell?)

Girl: Meilin, as class factotum I would just like to welcome you to Horace Green.

Yue: (STILL munching) thanks.

Yue: (who FINALLY stopped munching) hmm, teach, teach, you know what why don't we have recess for the rest of the day-

Meilin: Mr. Avalon if you have any questions about our curriculum, right now ms. Dunum teaches us vocabulary, then gives us a pop quiz then she splits us up into our reading groups-

Yue: hey! Ms. Dunbum ain't your teacher today, I am. Yeah!

Meilin: but ms. Dunum only gives us recess for fifteen minutes.

Yue: hey, your not hearing me girl I'm in charge now, and as long as I'm here we're going to have recess all the time.

Kero say's "woo"! and high fives the kid who made the "drunk" comment.

Meilin: but Mr. A, (points to a chart on the wall near the door) that poster charts everyone's performance, how are we supposed to be graded if we just have recess.

Yue goes over to the poster.

Yue: (pointing to some big black dots) what are these black dots?

A boy near the wall in the front row answers.

Boy: Demerits.

Yue: what kind of a sick school is this?

Yue takes the chart and rips it up while the kids look on with stunned faces.

Yue: as long as I'm here there will be no grades, no gold stars or demerits.

Yue: go, play and have fun.

All the kids get out of their seats.

Later…

The clock is almost at three o'clock.

Yue is looking hopefully at the clock.

The three o'clock bell rings.

Yue: yes we did it! Give me some!

Some of the kids high-five him.

Yue: I will see you cats on the flip flop later.

He closes the door.

As he runs out the front door we hear Ruby talking to another teacher.

Teacher: I heard she slipped in the bathroom.

Ruby: yes well we have a wonderful new substitute who comes highly recommended.

Yue is yelling, "woo"! in the background.

Ruby: (as Yue is "woo"ing in the background) Mr. A, Mr. A.

Yue gets to his van and goes home.

To be continued…

That was a long chapter and I spent 5 days on it! So you better review!