Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ The Hentai ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Summary: After several years of peace and quiet strange occurrences begin to plague Tomoeda and once again Sakura must take up the role of Cardcaptor and draw upon the magic skills she's honed over the years, but nothing in her past experiences prepared her for THIS!

Collaboration Fic Between Chiruken and The Great Draken

Warnings: Citrus Content Ahead & Healthy Doses of Insanity!

Cardcaptors/Cardcaptor Sakura Original Japanese Version © CLAMP/Kodansha "Nakayoshi" NHK NHK Enterprise21 Sogo Vision Madhouse Pioneer Entertainment (USA) Inc ZRO Limit Productions

All Fanfics created by Chiruken (me) & The Great Draken were written for the sole purpose of shared entertainment and not intended for publication or sale.

The Hentai

By: Chiruken & The Great Draken

Chapter 2

Sakura moaned softly and shook her head, reaching up to rub her eyes then her nose as something tickled it. For some strange reason her bed seemed unbelievably hard beneath her. Frowning, she squeezed her eyes shut tighter, fighting against wakefulness. Suddenly her eyes snapped open as awareness rushed in. A scream was torn from her throat before she could stop it as her vision was filled with leather-clad pinkness. She scrambled backwards with comical speed, her back thumping against the wall as she panted, wide green eyes staring in mute horror at the creature hovering before her.

"Ah…good…you're awake. Have a nice nap, sugar?" The pink creature winked. "Well, down to business." It closed the distance and perched on her upraised knees, smiling congenially.

"Wh-who…" Sakura paused and swallowed before trying again. "Wh-what…" She shook her head sharply. "No way!" She waved her hands frantically, shaking her head emphatically in firm denial.

"I can sense powerful magic in you, sugar. I don't think you need me to explain what just happened, hmm?" Without waiting for a reply the pink creature flapped its tiny wings and hovered in front of the startled girl's face. "I'm Saol, Guardian of the Book of Hentai, which you just opened, incidentally." Saol ignored the girl's emphatic shake of the head and flew over to the book sitting innocently on the table beside the plate of sandwiches. "Oh Pocket Rocket™ of capture!" Sakura blinked rapidly as an undeniable sense of déjà vu assailed her and something emerged from the book and floated towards her. Slowly, reluctantly she stood. "There is one who would enter into a contract with thee! A girl named…" Saol paused and looked over at the wide-eyed and pale girl for a moment. "Sakura. Oh Pocket Rocket™, grant this girl your power! Release!"

Blinding light filled the dining room and Sakura squinted against the brightness, tears streaming from her eyes. "No…no…no…this can't be happening…" She moaned softly, shaking her head again in denial. Before her eyes the Pocket Rocket™ transformed and she felt her face turn several shades of red.

"Sakura! Take the Dildo!" When the girl hesitated Saol scowled and flew over to her, pulling a crop seemingly out of nowhere and sharply tapping Sakura's behind with it. "Take the Dildo, Sakura!" She ordered sharply and the girl obeyed immediately, startled by the sting of the crop which had disappeared once again.

As her fingers closed over the Sealing Dildo she felt her face heating even more. "This can't be happening!" The light muted to a normal level and Sakura finally got a good look at what she was now holding. "H-hoeh!" The next instant the door crashed open and she whirled around, staring in shock and mortification at the intruder. "Hoeh!"

"Sakura! Are you all…right…" Syaoran stood in the entrance to the dining room fighting to catch his breath and stared at the girl with a bright red face. Golden brown eyes widening in horrified understanding he sat abruptly, face rapidly changing colour to resemble an over-ripe tomato. He gulped and shook his head, slowly raising his arm to point at the object his friend was holding. He opened his mouth but no sound emerged. He tried several times, strangely resembling a fish out of water, before closing his mouth with a snap and swallowing audibly. "Wh-what the hell is that?!" He finally managed to choke out.

The pink Guardian flew over to the startled Syaoran and hovered before him, frowning thoughtfully for a moment before smiling widely. "What d'you think it is, sugar? It's the Sealing Dildo, of course."

"S-sealing…D-d-d-dildo?!" He stuttered as his face heated even more. He shook his head hard and focused on the creature hovering in front of him. "Who are you?" He asked hoarsely, not entirely certain he wanted to know the answer to his question. He had a feeling he already knew without having to be told.

"I am the great and powerful Saol, Guardian Beast of Hentai!" Saol grinned and moved her paw in a motion reminiscent of one fluffing one's hair despite the fact that she had none.

Syaoran raised one hand and dropped his face into it. "You just had to open the book." He shook his head slowly. "You just had to release those cards. Oh man…this is one hell of a mess."

Sakura blinked and glared over at her friend who was still sitting on the floor and muttering to himself under his breath. "It wasn't my fault!" She clutched the Sealing Dildo tightly in her hand and stomped across the dining room to tower over him. "I wouldn't have opened it if I knew what it was! I thought it was my text book." Her eyes narrowed and she brandished the Dildo like a weapon, waggling it over the boy's head threateningly. "And I wouldn't even have the stupid book if not for you! You had it first! It got mixed up in Penguin Park when we dropped our books into the mud. You're the one who handed me the wrong book, Syaoran-kun!"

He looked up to glare at her and immediately his gaze focused on the thing wriggling in front of his face. His eyes crossed as the blood rushed to his face again. "U-um…Sakura…" He gulped and tried unsuccessfully to tear his gaze away from the makeshift weapon she was waving in his face. "Is that…" He paused for a moment face heating even further to the point where he was almost certain steam should be pouring out of his ears at any moment. "Is that a…dildo, Sakura?"

"Eh?" She paused and stared at him blankly for a moment before turning her gaze to the thing clutched in her hand. "H-hoeh!" She hurriedly hid it behind her back. "It's the Sealing Dildo." She muttered half under her breath as she stared at the floor willing it to open up and swallow her whole as she felt for certain she would die of mortification.

"The…what?" He was certain that he must have misheard her. She couldn't have said the Sealing Dildo…could she?

Sakura sighed and reluctantly pulled the object from behind her back to show to him. "It's the Sealing Dildo, Syaoran-kun."

He stared at it in disbelief, shock evident in his expression. "N-no way!" He shook his head rapidly in denial. He turned his gaze back to Saol who was watching the entire exchange with an expression oddly resembling a smirk. "And another stuffed animal." His tone was mournful as he fell back with a thump and stared up at the ceiling.

"Hey! Who're you calling a stuffed animal?!" The Guardian bristled in anger as she glared at the boy sprawled out on the floor. She advanced on him threateningly when she paused and looked towards the door as it opened again and two more figures joined them.

"Sakura!" Kero charged into the room, transformed into his larger size. "We felt a sudden Magical Surge! Are you all right?"

"K-Kero-chan!" She gasped in surprise. Her gaze moved passed the Guardian Beast of the Sun and she felt herself flushing in embarrassment again when she spotted her other Guardian. "Y-Yue-san!" His gaze, however, wasn't directed at her. He was staring intently at Saol. "U-um…" Sakura suddenly felt overwhelmed and at a loss.

Kero followed his counterparts gaze and stared at the small pink creature sitting on the table beside a book. His eyes narrowed. "What is that?" He asked with a low rumbling growl.

"I am not a 'that', Keroberos." Saol flapped her tiny white wings and flew over to the lion-like creature, pulling the same crop she'd used on Sakura earlier out of seemingly nowhere to thwack the Guardian Beast over the nose. He reared back, eyes squinted shut and tearing from the sharp stinging pain emanating from his muzzle. "I am Saol, Guardian Beast of Hentai. Remember it." The crop disappeared once again.

"Ouch!" Kero wailed loudly, pawns clasped over his smarting nose and rolled on the floor in obvious pain, though to those gathered it seemed he was laying it on a bit thick. "Owowowowowowow!"

Yue looked away from the pathetic display and focused his narrowed gaze on the pink guardian. "How is it that you know our names?" He asked softly, arms folded over his chest.

"I know a lot of things, sugar." Saol winked and flew back to the table where she grabbed a sandwich. "Gosh am I ever hungry!" She proceeded to stuff the entire sandwich into her mouth and grinned around it at the gathered observers. "Want one?" She asked around the mouthful and held the plate out as an offering.