Crossover Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Fantasy's Willful Heart ❯ Pissing Up Blood And The Circumcision ( Chapter 10 )

Cursed Writer: Let's get toit!

Shippo: Cursed Writer seems pretty excited

Kagome: That's becauseshe loves to write stories

Vickie: And it's about time!

Cursed Writer: …?!...Vickie!

Vickie: What? It's the truth!

Sasuke: Do you guys ever do anything normal?

Cursed Writer: (frowns) what is this…normal…you speak of?

Sesshomaru: Why did you even ask?

Disclaimer: Is everyone gonna calm down long enough to hear me say-

Cursed Writer, Vickie and Serenity: That Cursed Writer doesn't own Inuyasha, Yugioh, or any other trademarked anime! But she does own the original characters and plot.

Warnings: (watches Disclaimer chase after everyone with a machete) I think the disclaimer is more dangerous than what's in the story. In today's forecast, we have arguing,blood, cursing and an emergency lurking in the story clouds

Cursed Writer: Quit telling story weather!

Warnings: But it's my job!

Serenity: Don't be so cranky Cursed Writer

Yukina: It's not good for you

Cursed Writer: OK! OK! Maybe I'll get my happy groove back if you guys read!

 

 

 

 

 

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

 

 

 

Fantasy's Willful Heart

 

Chapter Ten:

 

Pissing Up Blood And The Circumcision

 

 

Both Vickie and Sheila got little sleep last night with trying to think hard about what to do. Having settled on Sheila talking some sense into Vickie's brother as their only hope of helping him when dawn finally hit, they both then slept restlessly.

“Oh,” Lady Keade smiles at the young ones, her one eye that wasn't patched sparkling at Sheila, “Good morning to ye.”

“Good morning Lady Keade,” Kagome answers with a happy stretch, “I feel so refreshed!”

“I don't know how,” Sheila mumbles, “when you're such a nasty ass bitch.”

Kagome glares over at her sister, “What did you say?”

“Lazy morning hearing,” Sheila says cheekily, “it's a shame you can't hear very well cause I sure as hell ain't repeating myself.”

“You don't have to,” Vickie says suddenly before Kagome could speak, her eyes going red as she stares at the priestess, “Kagome will just have to learn to listen.”

Seeing that Vickie isn't in a very good mood, Kagome holds her tongue, getting up and grabbing her bag.

“I'm going to take a bath.”

“We really don't care,” Sheila responds.

Kagome just continues out with bright red cheeks, her anger obvious.

Keade pretends as if she's heard nothing, “I need ye to do some chores for me today,” she glances out the window and shouts, “Inuyasha!”

“What?!”

“Can ye do chores?”

“I can't,” he growls, jumping out of a tree, “I'm going to check the woods for demons.”

“Ye shouldn't go alone Inuyasha,” Keade reprimands him.

“Whatever! I can take care of myself.”

“Don't worry Keade,” Sheila speaks up, getting up and following after Inuyasha, “I'll go with him.”

“Do be careful,” Keade warns the departing figures, going back to the task of making the others at least start on some of the chores that needed doing…

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

Sheila follows Inuyasha in silence for a while, watching worriedly at noticing his slight limp.

“I don't sense any demons,” Inuyasha says distractedly, feeling her eyes on him, “but we should keep looking.”

“Inuyasha,” Sheila stops, “we need to talk.”

Inuyasha stops dead in his tracks, turning around and looking untrustingly at her, “What?”

Sheila narrows her eyes, preparing herself for one hell of an argument, “I know about it, Inuyasha.”

“About what?”

“I saw…I saw what Kagome did to you.”

“……!”

“Why did you let her do it?”

“That's none of your business.”

“But what you let her do is wrong!”

“Don't tell me what is wrong and right,” Inuyasha glares, “I didn't care.”

“Bullshit,” Sheila exclaims, “she hurt you and you know it!”

“No one can hurt me!”

“Then why did you let her do that to you,” Sheila questions, her face becoming hard with rage, “you know you didn't want to. You could have slapped her or something!”

“I'm not gonna hit Kagome,” Inuyasha virtually snarls in Sheila's face, “I owe her!”

“Not like that!”

Inuyasha and Sheila glare at each other in deafening silence, then Inuyasha backs up a little with a frown.

“You didn't tell my…my sister did you?”

“No,” Sheila lies, not looking at him, “but that's not love, Inuyasha. Love doesn't give anyone the right to rape you and you should at least know that.”

Inuyasha sighs, a little tired and unsure, “Then how else can I prove to her that I love her?”

“Saying I love you is the greatest thing to say,” Sheila says softly, her face relaxing, “you're already always there for her and it's clear that you care for her too. You don't have to let her rape you to prove something you're already proving.”

“But how do you know,” Inuyasha questions fiercely, “how the hell do you know if I love her or not?”

Sheila raises her little nose at him, “Do you know if you love her or not?”

Inuyasha looks surprised, then glances nervously to the side, “I…I'm not sure what I feel anymore.”

“Inuyasha…”

“I don't want pity,” he growls, “I just don't know what's going on or how I really feel. No need to get all into it.”

“Yes it is,” Sheila says, slowly coming up to him and giving him a hug; standing on the tips of her toes in order to whisper softly against his lips, “I have to because I know you deserve better.”

Inuyasha shivers as the caressing breath breezes over his lips like a shy kiss and he's unable to keep from hugging her a little close to him, “You sound like you're offering or something.”

Sheila blushes a little ~What the hell am I doing?!~ She gets off the tips of her toes and smiles lightly at Inuyasha, “I'm sorry. I can't stand here and lie to you and say that I wasn't offering, but I also can't just be throwing myself at you and we barely even know each other. Except that you eat too much!”

Inuyasha glares playfully at her, still holding her close to him, “I didn't ask you to nurse me back to health.”

“That doesn't excuse you from being a pig,” Sheila laughs, then looks serious.

Inuyasha blinks, “Wha-?”

“Don't move,” she demands, raising her hand up and suddenly slapping his left cheek.

“Hey!”

“Got it,” Sheila cheers, watching the odd flea whistle down to the ground, “Wait a minute! Fleas don't wear clothes!”

“Oh, the pain,” the flea groans, sitting up and popping himself back to his regular proportion, “we've really gotta stop with the-smashing-the-old-flea gag!”

“It talks,” Sheila gasps, “Is it possessed?”

“I wish,” Inuyasha sighs, “That's just Myoga.”

Now Sheila stares at Inuyasha, “You know him?”

“Yes,” the flea answers, hopping onto Inuyasha's shoulder, “I'm Myoga, Inuyasha's personal body guard.”

“More like an alarm system,” Inuyasha mumbles.

Sheila smiles at him, “What do you mean?”

“I mean that I know when dangers coming because Myoga will be going in the opposite direction!”

“The fleeing flea,” Sheila laughs.

Myoga sweatdrops, “Never mind all that. I just came to check on you, Inuyasha.”

“Did you see any demons?”

Myoga shakes his head, “No my lord, the forests are calm.”

“Then there's no use of us hanging around here all day,” Inuyasha sighs, starting to walk away; then doubles over in pain, “AHHHH!!”

“Inuyasha,” Sheila screams in alarm, coming to his side, “What's wrong Inuyasha?”

“I-I don't know,” he says, slowly getting up, “I'm…gonna go to the bathroom now.”

Sheila nods, guessing that once he uses it, he'll be OK. Then something catches her eye.

 

A speck of red on his hands.

 

Afraid, she runs over to him, looking down and seeing that he was peeing blood as well, “Oh my god!”

Inuyasha turns red, “It's not as bad as it looks.”

“What the hell happened?”

“I'm fine,” Inuyasha says tightly, “it's probably just irritated.”

“Yeah right,” Sheila moves to let him get from behind the tree he was peeing nearby, “I'm calling Hiei.”

“Who?”

“The shorty with the spiky hair,” she explains quickly, shouting for Hiei.

Hiei comes jetting from the trees, “what's wrong?”

“I need you to bring Kurama,” Sheila urgently tells him, “bring him here quickly!”

She blinks her eyes and Kurama stands in front of her looking stupid and confused.

“Damn that's fast,” Inuyasha says in amazement.

“What's going on,” Kurama asks, “Why did you order me by Hiei Express?”

“Inuyasha is bleeding where he shouldn't be bleeding,” Sheila explains with a slight blush, “I think he's hurt.”

Kurama looks over at Inuyasha, who pulls out his sword with a glare, “I think I'm gonna need some help.”

“That'll be too easy,” Sesshomaru suddenly appears behind Inuyasha, grabbing hold of him.

“Dammit,” Inuyasha struggles, “let me go!”

“Please Inuyasha,” Sheila comes to him, “calm down.”

“I'm not letting them play with my dick!”

“They won't, I promise,” she gently rubs his cheek, talking soothingly to him while Kurama lightly checks over his penis.

He whistles, “that ain't good,” he says, “we'll have to operate.”

“What's wrong,” Sheila asks with concern at seeing Kurama bring out a needle filled with an anesthetic.

“His foreskin is damaged beyond repair,” Kurama says, giving Inuyasha the shot before he could start struggling again, “we'll have to do an emergency circumcision.”

“What the hell is he talking about,” Inuyasha growls.

“It means that he'll…” Sheila didn't know how to say it.

Kurama snaps on some gloves, “Let him go,” he commands, roots and vines suddenly holding Inuyasha to the ground, “I've gotta cut the damaged skin off your penis.”

Inuyasha's eyes get big as understanding kicks in and Kurama pulls out an operating knife from his hair, trying to struggle even with the drug taking over his senses.

“Stop Inuyasha,” Sheila hums a gentle command, getting on her knees and petting his forehead and ears to relax him so that Kurama could work.

 

It was over even before the drug could fully knock Inuyasha out.

 

Kurama shakes his head in disapproval as he shows Sheila the skin, “It's been irritated before.”

“Yeah I know,” Sheila confesses, glancing sorrowfully at the sleeping half demon, “he was raped.”

“That's what I thought,” Kurama sighs, handing her two brown medicine bottles and a tube of ointment, “You need to make sure that he takes one pill from both bottles at the same time for breakfast, lunch and dinner and that he takes at least two baths-one in the morning and one before bed- so that he can apply a new coat of ointment until his penis starts to heal on its own,” Kurama frowns, “and, seeing how red it already is, that could take at least two weeks.”

Sheila nods, watching attentively as Kurama gives Inuyasha the anti-anesthetic and follows Sesshomaru, who carries Inuyasha out of the forest back to Keade's House, with a promise stronger than any she has ever felt since her mother's death.

 

She will help Inuyasha.

 

She will stop Kagome's abuse.

 

And she will definitely find someone better than her tyrant of a sister to hold the dog demon's precious heart.

 

 

 

 

 

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

 

Cursed Writer: Doctor Kurama!

Kurama: (blinks) Um…what?

Cursed Writer: I have an ailment, want to cure me?

Kurama: That depends on what it is…

Cursed Writer: (evil grin) Sexy-fox-must-be-mine-tonight Syndrome!

Kurama:…oh shit

Yukina: (stares as Kurama tries to run away from Cursed Writer) Um, shouldn't you tell the audience what they should do?

Cursed Writer: Oh that's right! Please review and send-

Everyone: Flames!

Cursed Writer:…Now that's not fair!

 

~Owari!~