Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Chaos! Talk Show from Hell! ❯ Prelude to Anime Hell ( Chapter 5 )

Anime Chaos! The Talk Show from Hell!

Disclaimer: All anime characters go to their rightful and respectful owners, any and all references to "THE STORY" also known as "Sausage or something like it" go to the almighty Strawb-sama and T.C. I BOW TO YOU! *bows*

Kimchi: *randomly appears on some random person's television screen* … I feel… random

Random child watching TV: MOMMY! MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!

Kimchi: well, then! It has been almost over a year since last I updated *gets beaten with assorted heavy objects* but my first year of high school was rough. And thus our little talk show has taken a very different turn!

*TV flickers to a large dark stage*

Kimchi: First of all I hardly every see Hippy anymore because we have no classes together… and she knows nothing of anime!

*Hippy appears on stage as a large spotlight shines on her*

Hippy: O.O; How the moo did I get here??

Kimchi: FARE THEE WELL! *pushes button on remote control that she pulled from absolutely nowhere*

Hippy: Kimchi what the cow are you talking abOUUUUUUUT!?! *falls through trapdoor on stage*

Kimchi: heehee that felt good! Ok next up.

*E-Chan shows up onstage as the spotlight shines down on her*

E-Chan: WHAT CRACK!?

Kimchi: …. I KNEW IT! You're supposed to share!! Just for that. *pushes button on the remote control that came from absolutely nowhere*

E-Chan: Hey no FAIIIIIRE!!!! *falls down same trapdoor*

Kimchi: Hmm Skitzo?

*Skitzo .. Does NOT appear on stage (ooo I got you there!)*

Kimchi: Naw I see her a lot so you can stay!!

*everyone hears a random "Wo0t!" From offstage*

Kimchi: So now that we have renovated…

Joe: Do you even know what that word means??

Kimchi: …. *finger moves toward the remote that came from absolutely nowhere*

Joe: DON'T YOU DARE! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! … Because I live there too…

Kimchi: Fine but obey me! Soo now that we have renovated we can add some new characters!! Or my new friends!! *suddenly in way to happy a mood*

*Joe slaps Kimchi*

Kimchi: Thank you I needed that.

*Spotlight shines down to reveal newbie number one (Brooke)*

T.C: AHH! I have been revealed!! I feel so nekkid.

Kimchi: *hands T.C a party hat* WELCOME TO THE SHOW!

T.C: Show?? Does it have a moose!? *big chibi eyes*

Moose: No

Joe: What the hell was that!?

Moose: Nothing

Kimchi: oook next for our new cast we have;

*Spotlight shines down to reveal newbie number two (Katie)*

KT: Wow my name is so original. Hey where am I!?

T.C: The show with the Moose!!

KT: Moose!?

Kimchi: There is no Moose!!!

Moose: Right no moose's here

Everyone: *sweat drop*

KT: *Steals party hat* I feel gooood *grin*

Joe: Hey what about the mentally challenged one?

ET: I'M HEEEEERE GUYS!!! YO YO SUP MAH HOME DOGGIE DOGS!!

*ET gets shot for trying to be black*

T.C: We told you you'd get shot one day!

KT: Where'd the Moose go?

ET: *somehow came back to life* There's a Moose!?

Kimchi and Moose: THERE IS NO MOOSE DAMMIT!!!!

Everyone: O.O *stares at Moose*

Kimchi: ok so now there is a Moose.

Joe: If you just ignored it he would have gone away.

Moose: *manly voice* But I'm not a he I'm a she!

Everyone. O.O

KT: Lets name her!!

Kimchi: And keep her!!

T.C: And stroke her!!

Everyone: O.O (again!)

ET: YEA!! She needs a name! How about Lesbi?

Everyone: … Lesbi?

ET: You know, for Lesbian! *gets kicked in the back of the head by Moose*

Lesbi: I am not a Lesbian! … *reads Dialog* Heeeey!

Joe: To late now. I feel your pain.

ET: Yea like when Kimchi changed your name to Nancy!

Kimchi: hmm… not a bad idea!

Nancy: OH NO YOU DON'T!… *reads dialogue* God damn you

T.C and KT: HI NANCY!

Nancy: What is this a support group?

*New cast starts bickering and so forth as Kimchi returns to the random TV screen*

Kimchi: Well there you have it folks! We have our brand new cast … With some old cast mixed in! That's just Cuhrazy. BUT SO AM I!! So now we have Moi, Joe, ET, Skitzo, KT, T.C and of course Shamus! Oh and I guess Lesbi… Until next time… WHAAA!!!

*Kimchi flies out of the way as a large brick goes hurtling towards the TV Screen*

Random Child who used to be watching TV: MOMMY! I made it go away! *grin*

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