Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Bording School of Doom ❯ Spazz has returned! ( Chapter 4 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: pyrowolf16
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 03.31.2005 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 149 | Status: Completed

New arrivals:
Name: Korrina a.k.a Spazz
Hair: Red, Length: mid-thigh
Eyes: One blue, one purple
Race: Wolf demon
Status: Single……
Label: Punk, Goth, Evil
Age: 17
Reason for being in boarding school: Running around school in her wolf form, mauling the principle, then lighting the school on fire…..
Oh yeah, her and Jazlynn are sisters.
Name: Sesshomaru Takahashi
Hair: Long silver
Eyes: Gold
Status: Married
Age: Appears 21-ish
Race: Dog demon
Reason for being in boarding school: He's the new gym teacher

”Holy Shit! She's Back!”
”Ya -pant- I just saw her at the office...”
”Ok, when does the assembly start?”
Shippou looked at his watch. “Uhhh…..in like 5 minutes”
”Good, go to the auditorium, don't tell anyone what im doing, we're initiating plan `Welcome back, Spazz'.” Jazz smiled as she spoke, this would be fun. She had been planning this plan for a few years now. And now that Spazz was back from "studying abroad" in Egypt, when she was really actually trying to assassinate the pharoh for one reason or another, the plan could be executed.
In the Auditorium
”And we'd like to-“ the principle Ms.Whats-Her-Shit started to introduce someone but was cut off by:
”As lovely as our principle is, she completely sucks so…Fox boy, hit the switch!”, shouted a voice from back stage.
A clicking noise was heard and Ms. Whats-Her-Shit was dropped through a trap door in the stage used for school plays. After the principle was out of sight, unexpectedly Jazlynn came out from backstage.
”Hey everybody!” the redhead yelled in a singsong voice.
Everyone laughed.
”Ok like Ms.Whatever-Her-Name-Is was saying, we'd like to welcome someone back to this…..actually to be completely honest with you the place is a hell hole, so we'd like to welcome someone back to this hell hole...”
More laughter.
”So enough with the chitchat, I've got someone to introduce, some of you know her as Spazz, some of you know her as Redhead or Wolf Girl, or Orphan, some of you know her as that crazy kid who jumped off the roof, and some of you don't know who the hell im talking about...” she paused when everyone laughed, “But me, I know her as KOORRIINNAA! Come on out, lil' sis!”
Another redhead a little shorter than Jazz came out of the trap door in the stage (the one we used to get rid of the principle lady). Wolf whistles ( no pun intended), and cat calls were heard as she stepped out to reveal she was wearing a black shirt that revealed her peirced belly and the black rose tattoo, and baggy black jeans with multiple chains hanging off of them, and lots of silver jewelry, including the hoop hanging from one black wolf ear, and the small red nose stud. (Jazz has all the same things.) The new girl, Korrina, hugged her older sister then shouted “I'm Back!”, and took a bow.
After the assembly
”Oh god, that was fun.”
”How long did it take for you to think of that?” Rina (Korrina) asked.
”Well I had a couple of years to think about it.”
”Hey! Rina, how's it going girl!” a voice they recognized as Tomi's asked, coming closer and hugging Rina.
”I'm gravy, but I'm curious, what'd I miss, and who was that hot blonde boy sitting in the front, with the wolf boys?” Rina answered her friend.
”Not much, I kicked Kouga's ass earlier, as usual.” Jazz spoke up.
”Kouga?”
”Oh yeah, you haven't met that asshole, he's one of those wolves in the front.”
”Ohhh, ok, but you didn't answer my other question, who was that hot blonde guy in the front?”
”Hhmmmmm…..Iunno, must be a new kid.”
”I didn't see him, I was in the back, that Takahashi kid was staring at me, and Roku was stalking Sango.” Tomi said, rolling her eyes.
”Damn, well, although we have a lot of catching up to do, its like three PM and I'm tired. Must be jetlag. And I got a lot of wicked things to plot for this new semester...” Rina said, getting up to get her pj's on.
"Hah, that's our Rina, ever the nocturnal one." Tomi said, laughing.
END CHAPTER

Ok well it would have been longer but some one -glares at Rina- was rushing me, but that just means the next chapter will be longer!
NOTE FROM RINA!
Well, Ra, you know what! I've been trying to get you off your lazy fat ass so you would eventually type THIS much! And I have been waiting forever to be introduced! And, you know what else? I'm being nice enough to go into your account and update this damn story, so you know what, Jazz? You know what? UP YOURS, YOU DOUCHEBAG SWEATER MONKEY WITH MOOCOW BEHAVIOR!
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA! ME AND MY MYSTERY MAN WHOM I SHALL NOT REVEAL DUE TO THE FACT HE WAS BRIEFLY MENTIONED IN THIS CHAPTER AND THAT WOULD SPOIL THE WHOLE MYSTERY THINGIE MAJIGGER ARE GOING TO RULE THIS POPSICLE STAND WITH OUR IRON FISTS! OBEY THE FIST! OBBEEEY IT...
Jazz beats Rina over the head with baseball bat, and drags her off, Rina frothing at the mouth like a rabid wolf, which she is...-