Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction ❯ Pirates of the Caribbean: Hot Bat's Chest ❯ Sailing into the Love Triangle ( Chapter 11 )

Chapter Eleven: Sailing into the Love Triangle

 

[The scene cuts to the Black Pearl. Knuckles, Rouge, and Boris wander around the deck, Knuckles is reading the Letters of Marque.]

 

Boris: Shadow?

 

Rouge: Yes, signed and everything by Lord Shadow the Hedgehog of the East India Trading Company.

 

Knuckles: Huh.

 

Boris: So Sonic was working for Shadow the whole time!

 

Knuckles: Mmgh.

 

Boris: And he wants the compass…and there's only one reason for him to want the compass.

 

Knuckles: Yes. He wants the chest…

 

Rouge: He did mention a chest.

 

Knuckles: Did he now? And just what were you wearing when you stole these?

 

Rouge: Well, just a wedding dress…with a corset that lifts and amplifies the…oh.

 

Knuckles: No, don't stop! I wanna hear how it ends!

 

Rouge: With my foot in your ass.

 

Knuckles: Oh…that…that isn't exactly the butt loving I was contemplating…

 

Boris: Comrade Captain…if Shadow controls the chest…then he controls the sea.

 

Knuckles: Yes…the one chest to rule them all…

 

Rouge: Was that a shot at my boobs?

 

Knuckles: It may have been…it may have been.

 

Boris: I believe this ship could go faster…

 

Knuckles: See to it, Mr. Boris.

 

Boris: (running across the deck) Open the sails! Brace the squibs! Prepare to commence Red Route One!

 

Knuckles: Can I just ask, how did you get your hands on these?

 

Rouge: Persuasion.

 

Knuckles: Friendly?

 

Rouge: Pig.

 

Knuckles: Isn't this just the best proof that pirates kick ass? Sonic runs off like a pansy to do things the honorable way, and he winds up stuck in Big the Cat's crew, and here, you go and persuade Shadow with your body, and you've got the prize.

 

Rouge: How did you know?

 

Knuckles: Oh please…there's nothing else you possess that could persuade Shadow to sign these other than that smoking rack of yours.

 

Rouge: You're a hopeless case.

 

[Knuckles mumbles in agreement and puts the Letters of Marque into his coat.]

 

Rouge: Hey…hey! Give those back!

 

Knuckles: Persuade me, you dirty whore.

 

Rouge: You do know that Sonic taught me how to handle a sword.

 

Knuckles: Did he now? Well, I got a sword here you can handle, and I'm sure it's a lot more impressive than Sonic's was…

 

Rouge: Oh, fuck you.

 

[Rouge storms off to the ship's railing and leans up against it, next to Tails.]

 

Tails: Oooh…somebody has a crush.

 

Rouge: Don't be ridiculous.

 

Tails: Please, everyone can tell that you just can't wait to jump on his small bone.

 

Rouge: Is everyone on this ship nuts?

 

Tails: Pirate ship. Months at sea. No females in the crew. Lot's o' spoogin'.

 

Rouge: You're just jealous.

 

Tails: Meh. But, if I were you, I'd ask Knuckles to specify just how dear ol' Sonic ended up on the Flying Person-of-Dutch-Extraction.