Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction ❯ Pirates of the Caribbean: Hot Bat's Chest ❯ Welcome to...The Island ( Chapter 14 )

Chapter Fourteen: Welcome to…The Island

 

[The scene cuts to a longboat, setting out from the Black Pearl. Megabyte and Cervantes are rowing, while Knuckles, Rouge, and Tails chill out in the boat.]

 

Megabyte: Row faster!

 

Cervantes: Arr. Arr arr, arr (ominous drum beat) arr arr.

 

Megabyte: Really?

 

Cervantes: Arr.

 

Megabyte: I thought it was pronounced Krayken (kazoo...kazooes? {Author's Note: Come to think of it, what does a kazoo do anyways? Does it kazoo? Bleat? And who the fuck called it a kazoo anyways? I want answers!})…

 

Cervantes: Arr, arr (ominous drum beat).

 

Megabyte: Huh. Fascinating.

 

[Rouge leans over to Tails.]

 

Rouge: Are you following any of this?

 

Tails: Me? No, I do what the audience does every time these two rejects are on screen. I zone out and start having sexual fantasies.

 

Rouge: Woooooow…

 

[The scene cuts to the island. Megabyte and Cervantes pull the boat up the shore, as the three others disembark.]

 

Knuckles: Mind the boat. And don't touch my dirt.

 

Cervantes: Arr!

 

Megabyte: I am going to rip your head off if you don't learn some English…

 

[Rouge is wandering out along the sand dunes, and the compass is spinning wildly, occasionally freezing and pointing towards Knuckles.]

 

Rouge: This thing's broken…and it doesn't point to what you want.

 

[Rouge tosses the compass to the ground and sits down. Knuckles picks the compass up and it spins towards Rouge.]

 

Knuckles: Yes it does! You're sitting on it!

Rouge: I already told you, you aren't getting my ass.

 

Knuckles: No…that's not what I'm…get up!

 

[Rouge gets up, and Tails starts digging where she was sitting, while Knuckles stares at Rouge's ass out of the corner of his eyes. The scene cuts back to Megabyte and Cervantes.]

 

Megabyte: English. ENGLISH.

 

Cervantes: Arr?

 

Megabyte: Not at all. It isn't that hard.

 

Cervantes: Arr, arr, arr arr arr. Arr.

 

Megabyte: What did I ever do to offend God so much that I got stuck with you?

 

Cervantes: Arr arr arr arr arr arr.

 

Megabyte: THAT WAS ONE TIME! How was I supposed to know it was illegal?

 

[And speaking of unnatural sexual practices, the scene cuts to the Flying Person-of-Dutch-Extraction. Big is observing the antics of Megabyte and Cervantes through a spyglass.]

 

Big: Dammit, they've already landed. And I can't step on the land for another decade.

 

Kerrigan: Then have us go in your place.

 

Big: Uh, DUH.

 

Kerrigan: You don't have to be so pissy about it.

 

Big: Just get moving.

 

Kerrigan: Yes sir.

 

Big: (dramatically) DOWN!

 

[As various crewmembers scuttle around the deck, the Flying Person-of-Dutch-Extraction plunges back under the water. The camera cuts back to Megabyte and Cervantes who watch the ship submerge in what looks to be about three feet of water.]

 

Megabyte: Mother of God…

 

Cervantes: Arr.

 

[The scene cuts to Knuckles, Rouge, and Tails. The first two are sitting around on the beach, the former trying to stare down the shirt of the latter, while Tails is left to do all the digging on his own. A loud “thunk” indicates Tails has hit something. After a few seconds of scrabbling in the sand, the trio brings up a large chest. They open it and start poking around, and pull out a smaller chest. They lean towards the chest and put their ears near it.]

 

Chest: (heartbeat)

 

Rouge: Holy fuck! There is a heart in here!

 

Tails: Wow…you were telling the truth.

 

Knuckles: Wow…I was telling the truth. That's just shocking.

 

Sonic: Not as shocking as your hair!