Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ Who Let The Girls Out? ( Chapter 6 )

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Matt's classroom...

Matt: Any if your thoughts?

Tai: Huh?

Matt: Any of your thoughts? It's an old saying...

Tai: For 10 bucks.

Matt: Done. *Hands Tai US$10.

Tai: Well...

Matt: Let me guess, is it Yolei or Sora?

Tai: No, canned vegetables.

Matt hands Tai another US$10...

Tai: No, haven't you forgotten? I gave up on Sora and it's harder with Yolei than Sora.
Well...just to see my reaction, say something bad about Sora...just to see how I react.

Matt: Ok, Sora's Mom works in the army...

Tai: Well, that's true, she's a part-time cook there...say another bad thing...

Matt: Ok, Sora wears Heshin underpanties...

Tai: That's true too, if you look from a point of view...

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Digimon High: Episode 6: Who Let the Girls out?

Staring:
Sora as the Ruthless and Ambitious "Vice" Principal cause Mr.Fujiyama's permanently on leave
Matt as the Carefree, Honest and Freely offered Teacher that is a Music/Computers Teacher
Tai as the Sports Teacher who is undecided whether he's gay or not
Cody as the Drama Teacher that seems to be diffrent and more weird and artistic
Kari as the Libarian that is sometimes a Teacher...most of the time
Yolei as the Polotics Teacher that wants's Romance
TK as the English/Literature Teacher that thinks he's cool
Joe as the Science/Math's teacher that's a weakling
Izzy as the Mute Maintanence man that is always an idiot

And...
Wizardmon as Davis Ironhill

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: The declining number of female students are starting to worry Sora and Kari decided
to start a Wymin's Group while Matt and Tai started a Men's group, however, TK's using those
portable massage machines to tone his body to make him look "hot"...

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At the infamous South Wall, Izzy was screwing a basketball hoop onto the wall when Sora walks
by...and she ses the hoop at her eye level...

Sora: Remember my message of not getting any food until you start to think? You better fix
that of you'll have to start chewing your gums again tonight...

In the staff room...the whole gang of teachers are sitting at the meeting table with Donuts...

Sora: Ok, now, we're going to talk about the mass exitness of female Digimon students. Some
going to other schools, some joining the army reserves and some going to the Congo for the
good part of life...any ideas why?

Joe: I think it has something to do with miracles in the other schools. Rumors has it that
D-Destined appearing at the schools. Staff there said that Ken and Michael were seen there...

Matt: I got an idea to play the miracle games with those other schools...

Sora: How?

Matt: Why not get a Wizardmon to make a large non-flying Digimon to float over the field?

Sora: No, we need a real miracle to prove it...well what happened is that Ken appeared for
2 seconds, turned around and dissappeared.

Matt: He is ripping off Wizardmon in a Fashion show.

Cody: What about if a naked Angel suddenly appeared in the carpark?

Sora: I would say, "Put your clothes on, Cody."

Yolei: I don't think it has something to do with miracles. I think it has to do with the
subjects in the school...I mean, girls never get to do a thing in those subjects. We've got a
lack of girl-oly subjects...

Sora: No, I think that the fact is that the schools's lacking eye candy in the staff...I
mean the last known eye candy of this school was a certain teacher called Wilis...

The other teachers except for TK started to sigh,,,

TK: I took a look at some pictures of him and I say that I can beat him...

Sora: Well, you would have...if you were here 10 years ago...

Matt: Well, since today, I did see you with a few extra lines and love handles...

Sora: Ok, TK, come to my office and fell free to bring your love handles...

Sora's office...

Sora: I have recieved a letter from one of the girls at the school...

"Dear Miss Sora,

I have decided to leave Highton View High because of the lack of male eye candy.

Sincerely,
Salamon"

TK: Salamon isn't a student of this school. She's Kari's pet wroking at the cafeteria!

Sora: But do you notice that people aren't finding you sexy? That's a form of expression
saying that you're a horn bag. Stand up, TK.

TK stands up...

Sora: Turn around...

TK turns around...

Sora: Nope, I'm not even slightly aroused, so you better do something or you'll be looking for
another job...

TK: What if I try this? *TK shakes his body*

Sora: What in the world is that?

TK: Never mind, boss. *TK leaves*

In the staff room, Yolei sits next to Kari and Cody...

Yolei: I think that this school lacks subjects for girls...

Kari: What do you suppose? I was once a student of this school and I wanted to be a Secret
Agent or a supermodel or secret supermodel but they say I was a girl and placed me in Female
Intunition...

Cody: Sisters, we must stand up and form a women's group.

Yolei: That's right...a women's group, we can start one today...

Cody: You're right, fellow ladies...I'll see you there

Kari: Well, Cody, there is the point of you teaching girly subjects and...your reproduction
organ...

Cody: Well, I could cover it up...

TK was in the hallway on his mobile phone...

TK: Hey, Mimi, TK Takaishi here, how you're doing. Just to comform tonight I'll pick you up at
8pm? What? But you never let your political vows get in your way...I see, I won'g pressure
you...and give my regards to the President.

Kari, Yolei and Cody placed up a sign saying "Wymin's Group at 2pm, no BOYS"...

Tai: What's all this, putting up a poster?

Kari: Very funny...we're campaigning for giving more revelant subjets for girls...

Matt: What do you mean? There's cooking, cleaning things up, wearing nice hats and skipping
around merrily...

Kari: Those have been taught for a long time...except for wearing hats, which was recent...

Tai: That's why we have the sports department, Kari, sending girls to play elastics, paddy
cake, paddy cake.

Yolei: Would you teach those games to boys?

Tai: Only the girly boys.

Yolei: Your outdated attitude and haircut is the reason why we're here, to lobby for girl
subjects, to lobby for girl sports and to get a new more feminine lobby...

Cody: And some Big R Tom-toms...

Tai: If you're thinking about new subjects, you might put in spelling because that's not how
you spell women.

Yolei: That was delibrate because in the W-O-M-E-N, it contains the word "men"...

Yolei, Kari and Cody walked away...

Tai: Looks like if this happens, girls will come in and scare away the boys with big harry
armpits.

Matt: Yeah. Why not we start we start our own club...just for the boys...we call it the
"Men's club"

Tai: Good idea, because it doesn't contained the word, "Wymin". Just to show who has the pants
around here...

In Sora's office...

Sora: Yolei, why are you putting up posters up around the school. I never did give you poster
clearence.

Yolei: I'm doing that because I feel that the girls are insulted and there's a lack of girl
subjects and the school's sexist approach, even the toliets are labeled Men and Non-Men...

Sora: I have that matter under control and I placed TK in charged of that...

Yolei: TK? It's the system that's the problem

Sora: Why didn't you say so instead of causing this rebel uprising...

Yolei: Will you change the system?

Sora: No, and I won't even change my facial expression...

In the staff room...Kari was leaving...leaving TK in the room with a portable massager...

TK: *testing it* This is goign to keep me pumped up all day long!!! Maybe I should step up a
little bit. *TK increased the speed*

In TK's English class...

TK: By copying down the b-b-back of your en--glish books. D-don't Wor-ry if you get
dist-racted by a chinky hunk of a - teach-er standing there. It's alright if you want to stay
th-ere and st-are.

Palmon and Biyomon prepared to leave the clasroom...as TK was standing in frond of the
class...

At the South Wall...

Izzy fixed up the basketball hoop, an Agumon tossed the ball intop the hoop...only to see that
the hoop is too small...

In the staff room, TK enters to see Tai and Matt rearranging the furniture...

TK: Some weird thing's have been happening like a girl on the phone told me that she couldn't
go out with me becasue she's getting married!!! And the boss is finding me less desirable...
your thoughts?

Tai: Well, we're both extreamely hetrosexual and we're not the guys you're looking for or...
slepping with...

TK: But Tai, I was able to sense your awakdness. We've changed in front of each other...

Tai: TK, it was summer and there were wrestling and stuff on TV, and the drinks and you can
guess the rest, but I haven't found you attractive for quite some time...

TK: What about you, Matt?

Matt: TK, I'm a happilly married man. A wife with a kid and a Gabumon...no wait, a wife with
two kids...I'm not familiar with the details but I do know that I have a Gabumon...

TK: But does any of them find me desirable?

Matt: I can't say for Gabumon or my kid. But my wife, Courtney, indeed has and has sent you
many letters, in fact, she asked me to give you this...

TK: Thanks. *reads the letter* "dear TK, I'm finding you less desirable." What the hell?

Matt: I think you are losing your mis-gizmo.

Sora enters the staff room...

Sora: TK, I have a few shaken girls in my office about some convusling tick you have
developed. Ticks are not going to creating mutton chops...*sighing* unlike Willis's chops on
mutton...

The Digital School bell signaled the end of the period...

TK *mumbling*: Mutton, smutton.

In Yolei's classroom...

Cody: Welcome sisters to the Hiltom View High's "Wymin's Group".

Yolei: I shall read the agenda of this meeting...

Cody: And I shall interpret these words with this tom-tom. *holds out a drum*

Yolei: Item no. 1: What subjects must be deleted from this school's system?

Cody hits the tom-toms in a fashion...

Yolei: Item no. 2: What subjects must be added from this school's system?

Cody hits the tom-toms again while dancing around the room...

In the staff room...the guys were rearranging the room with Tai, Matt and Joe in the middle...

Matt: So, Joe, are you staying for the Men's club?

Joe: I have been to these men bonding sessions only to get gut punched. It stings for a while
but I LOVE IT!!!

Joe puts his bag on his cabinet...

Tai stands in front of Gomamon, Agumon, Armadillomon, Hawkmon, Tentomon and Veemon

Tai: Men, the first rule of the men's club is that you must not tell anyone about the Men's
club and the second rule is that YOU MUST ALWAYS WEAR A SMILE ON YOUR DIAL!!!!

The 6 Digimons started to nerverously smile...

Tai: Come on! I dare you to punch my face...

The 6 Digimons wanted to go first.

Matt: Alright, settle down! We will all get a chance to punch Mr. Yagami in the face. But
first, we'll punch Mr. Kido in the guts...

Digimons: YEAH!!!

Matt punches Joe first...

Tai: Are you alright?

Joe: Terrific.

Tai punches Joe in the guts...

Then Gomamon joins in...

Back in Yolei's classroom...

Yolei: Any new sport?

Cody plays his tom-toms again...

Yolei: I think your tom-toms are distracting the girls from thinking...

Cody: Surely that the soundscape can creat creativity. I will continue to play until someone
is inspired...

Kari: Volleyball, that's a sport, now shut up.

Yolei: Well done, Kari, these girls have never got the chance to play volleyball, now let's go
and volley that ball...

Back in the staff room...

Matt, Tai and Joe were shirtless...

Tai: Ok, after that punching, I felt like I haven't felt like a man in ages...

Matt: YEAH! Now what is the toughest sport you want to play at Highton View High?

The 6 Digimons are out of ideas...

Tai: Come on. We shouldn't prompt you. Prompting has a feminine edge to it. Which is the
toughest, mascline sport you want to play.

Matt: The answer is off course tunnel ball with all them en passing a ball under their legs...

Tai: I was thinking more of American football like Grid Iron, because Grid iron is a violent
sport as you could get Brain damage!!!

Matt: Now would you want to go out and play grid iron or punched Mr. Kido in the gut?

Joe: Punch me in the gut. Punch me in the gut.

Tai: I say Grid iron!!!

Matt: Me too, but first, we punch Mr Kido in the gut!!!

Matt and Tai punched Joe and the other Digimon went along...

TK was at the South Wall on his phone...

TK: Come on, Serena, why is it that you are hinting to me that people are getting married?
*the phone hanged up on TK*

Izzy was sweating and decided to twist his towel only to land some sweat on TK...and TK walks
away angrilly...

In the school field, the girls and Cody were playing Volleyball...when a Palmon knocked the
ball and it landed near the boys wearing American Football gear...

Tai: And what would that be?

Yolei: It's a volleyball net and we are volleying the ball...

Tai: Well, we boys are here to play Grid Iron...

Guys: YEAH!!!!

Cody: Don't intimidate us... *places his tom-tomstick on Matt's helmet* Wymin!!!

Girls: YEAH!!!

Tai: Let's intimidate them.

Guys: YEAH!!!!

Kari volleyed the ball and then Matt threw the pigskin at Kari and Matt and the guys runs
through the net knocked Kari down and Matt passed the ball under their legs...

Tai: NO, Matt, not tunnel ball!!! *Tai threw his helmet on the grass...*

Cody was tied around the nets while playing his tom-toms...

Joe: Come on, beat me up, beat me up!!!

Yolei: Come on, Tai, give me your best shot...

Tai charges towards Yolei but Yolei dodges and Kari used a tennis racket and hit Tai from
behind...

Yolei: Nice shot, Kari...

Joe beats himself up and he crashed onto the floor...

Matt charges towards Kari, but Kari gut punches Matt...

Kari: STACK ON THE MALES!!!

Then the guys jumped on Matt in a pile...

In Sora's office...

TK: I had it Boss. I want a couple of weeks off...

Sora: It's the right thing to do, TK. I have decided to hire a real hornbag...like Willis.

TK: Wilis, that mutton chops spanker...I reckon I could take him on.

Sora: Not in your current state. YOu're all messed up ahd sweaty...and take a vacation...

As TK was about to leave the room, Sora sniffs TK...and pulls TK back in...

Sora: What is that manly, knee bending smell? It's the thing we need to turn the tide.
Quickly, go into the School Community and make them swoon like you madem e drool...

TK: Sure, boss.

As TK leaves, Sora was following him...

Back in the field, the Cody was walking tied up...

Cody: Shouldn't we all reconsider on being back together?

Kari was strangling Matt...

Kari: SORRY, but nothing can bring us back together!

Matt got out or Kari's grasp and Matt strangled Kari...

Matt: She's right, there's nothing...*smells the air*...did you smell that delicious smell?
That's yum.

Cody and the rest sniffed the air...

Kari: Whatever it is, it's all man. I just want to take all my clothes off...

Cody: If you let me out, all nude up...

Joe: That is one very sexy smell...i may be the thing to being us back together...

Tai: I have forgotten what we have been fighting about...and whether or not I'm gay.

Yolei: There he is.

Over the hill, comes TK, with his massager on him...as he walks inbetween the whole group...

Joe: Thank you, TK...for bring us all back together.

TK increased the speed of his massager and raised his arms...and Joe decided to walk away...

Sora saw the group in a cheerful mode and returns to her office...

Willis got out of his car and saw the group on the hill around TK...and Willis decides to
leave...

Joe walks towards the South Wall where TK sat under the hoop and he was tired, when he took
off his glasses...then he noticed a shadow and saw Izzy cooling himself with a white towel
under the hoop...

Joe: Oh my god.

Joe puts on his glasses and walks off to look for Sora...

Next to the Highton View High signboard...Sora was welcoming back the female students back
to the school...

Sora: Welcome back...

Joe appeared...

Sora: Joe, what brings you here?

Joe: Sora, I saw...an Angel...

Sora: An angel? Well, tell her to go away, because we don't need anymore visiting angels...and
wipe your nose...

Joe leaves...

Over at the school field...

Matt and Tai were standing next to a Wizardmon...

Matt: Well, do your job, Wizardmon...

Wizardmon moved his staff and made ExVeemon appeared floating in the sky...

ExVeemon: Hey!!! How did I get here? One moment I was watching the Digimon Movie and the next,
I'm up here!!!