Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ The perils of the School Camp... ( Chapter 7 )

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Digimon/Students left Yolei's class...

Sora: Oh, Yolei, a reminder about the alcohol counsellors...

Yolei: They got to get here fast. The Grade 11s are showing heavy signs of drinking. Their
hands are shaking, their breath stinks with fumes and they're drinking heavily.

Sora: When I meant by a reminder, I really mean there's an update. They're cancelled. We can't
afford it.

Yolei: Don't you care about the students' well being?

Sora: I've learnt not to answer that question as if I answer yes, I'll end up committing
to help them, but if I say "No, I don't give a Rat's", they'll twist with your words and
will think of you as a cold-hearted bitch.

Yolei: I see, but I have been talking about it the whole day.

Sora: Then, go and help...

Yolei: But Joe gave a talk last year and the students say it was his speech that made them
end up drinking...

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Digimon High: Episode 7: The perils of the School Camp...

Staring:
Sora as the Ruthless and Ambitious "Vice" Principal cause Mr.Fujiyama's permanently on leave
Matt as the Carefree, Honest and Freely offered Teacher that is a Music/Computers Teacher
Tai as the Sports Teacher who is undecided whether he's gay or not
Cody as the Drama Teacher that seems to be diffrent and more weird and artistic
Kari as the Libarian that is sometimes a Teacher...most of the time
Yolei as the Politics Teacher that wants's Romance
TK as the English/Literature Teacher that thinks he's cool
Joe as the Science/Math's teacher that's a weakling
Izzy as the Mute Maintanence man that is always an idiot

And...
Gabumon as Joe's son...

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: Yolei sends TK and Matt to tell the students on the dangers of alcohol while Tai and
Cody goes on a school camp, losing Joe's only son only a year after Kari lost a student at
the last school camp.

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Matt's classroom...

Matt: It's that time of the year again...I wish I could go on camp with you. Hey, too bad it
couldn't be you, me and Sora. I could get you to together...

Tai: Well, I appriciate your help, but all you have been doing is pulling us further apart. I
mean I have started to have a little something for Yolei too. But every time I talk to her,
it's as if she's being picked up by her brother...all I know about Yolei is that she likes Men
with deep voices.

Matt: Well, I know by far, you have the deepest voice I have ever heard.

Tai: Really?

Matt: Yeah.

TK's classroom...a Movie finished and TK stops the tape...

TK: Ok, I hope you got a lot out of "Pokemon: The Movie 2000."

A Patamon sitting next to a Gatomon raised his hand...

TK: I know what you're going to say again, Patamon. "What does "Pokemon: The Movie 2000" has
something to do with the book we're doing, "Pokemon: The Movie 2000""? Well, absolutely
nothing. You just have to look at all sources and materials, revelant or irrevelant. Like I
said 4 weeks ago, I almost finished the book and it's just not funny anymore.

In the staff room...Kari, TK, Yolei, Sora, Cody, Tai, Matt and Joe were sitting at the
meeting table...

Sora: It's camp time again and we're sending the 7th graders to Camp Wack-a-doo this year...

Kari: Surely that camp is not safe

Sora: It depends on how you say it's not safe. If there is a high Level of student injury or
death, then Camp Wack-a-doo is far from safe. But it's also far from expensive...

Tai: Yeah, who are you to complain about the safety records of that camp. Just remind me,
whose care was it when Biyomon disappeared from the face of this Earth. Here's a hint, this
person is the most disliked person on staff...

Matt: *pointing at Joe* Joe.

Tai: No. Kari.

The rest except for Kari: Oh...

Sora: But this year, saftey is no longer an issue. The parents will have to sign an agreement
so that they will not look for compensation or be disapointed.

Joe: Well, my thick son, Gabumon is going on camp this year and with him gone, a burden is
tempoary gotten rid off...his face reminds me of a splitting image of my ex-wife, Mimi. He
has that twisted and sick look.

Tai: Who's going on camp with me? I don't know who's going on camp with me.

Sora: This year, Tai, you're going on camp with Cody.

Cody: Ta-Da!!! Even as we're speaking, I'm planning on the camp's concert...I'm looking
forward to camping with you. Don't worry, there are theaterical pieces I could do.

Tai: I don't like any theater. Unless it's Strom Da Elite's Monster Food Shop: The Play...that
thing changed my life.

Yolei: If I can say something, Sora. I need someone to give a talk to the Grade 11s on the
dangers of alcohol...

Matt: You got the right person here. I have been giving talks about alcohol more than I can
remember...wait, I remember, 2.

TK: I'll join in. I had alcohol before for a while, but I'm on a hormone reduction course. A
pretty excesive sperm count, which is pretty weird, since only one ball works.

In the hallway...Matt walked down the stairs...

Matt: Hey, good luck with Cody and the rest of your life...

Tai: Yeah, well at least Kari isn't going this year. It gives me the chance to restore this
school's camping reputation like the glorious mid-90s...damn those mid-90s glories. Looks
like nightmare with Cody...what is his last name...Hima, Hither

Matt: Hida. Yeah, so predictable. I hate short surnames. Who does he think he is? Tom Cruise?
And I'll try to keep TK away from Yolei, making sure he does not move on or in with her.

Tai: Ok...and keep that brother of hers away too...

In Yolei's class...Yolei was in front of the class with her Grade 11 students.

Yolei: Ok, Grade 11s. Today is alcohol awarness day and your cries for help has been heard, so
I present Mr Takaishi and Mr Ishida.

TK walks to the front of the classroom...

TK: Alcohol, dangerous drug. If you drink Alcohol, you will die. And to drive that point home,
I'm going to show a video. It's called "Pokemon: The Movie 2000".

At the Bus bay to camp...

Cody and Tai got onboard the bus...

Tai: I heard about bad things about this class. If anything is out of order or there is loose
talk, I will lash out! Is that clear?

At the back of the bus, the only student there is Gabumon...

Back to Yolei's class...

TK was snoozing while Matt's taking over the class...

Matt: OK, I'm going to talk about the things English-speaking Germans call "ALCOWHORE". When I
was given this job, I was wondering what to say, but what I'm not going to say is "Don't
experiment it." Basically, when I was at your age, my alcohol counsellor said that I must be
aware of the yellow savior, so I RIPPED IT UP LIKE A GIRAFFE ON RAW MEAT AND DO I REGRET IT?
THE HELL I DO!!! Those memories kept me warm in the Winter and icy cool during the Summer!!!

Yolei started to have a weird look on her face...

At Camp Wack-a-Doo...

Gabumon, Tai and Cody entered the camp...

Tai: Ok, we're here. Here's the cleaning roster. Your name features throught the whole list.
Now go and choose a bunk...and no pissing around...

Cody: Tai, this shouldn't be a negative experience...it should be fun...

Tai: Listen, shorty, I have been on enough camps to know how to run them...by tiring them
out...otherwise I'll be doing nothing.*sees Gabumon* Just pull the bloody thing out...*pulls
the sleeping bag out of its cover* There's one on every camp.

Later, Gabumon was jumping around...

Tai: KEEP PUSHING THOSE LEGS! I DON'T KNW WHY YOU'RE PANTING, YOU STILL HAVE AN HOUR TO GO.
JUST KEEP PUSHING THIS IS ALL ABOUT PAIN...

Then Gabumon is seen pushing the bus...as Tai was yelling and COdy was just watching...

Tai: PUSH THE BUS!!! COME ON, PUSH IT!!! KEEP PUSHING YOU USELESS TOOL!!!!

Next, Gabumon is trying to pull a tire and carrying a log...

Tai: COME ON, YOU GOT ANOTHER LEG, USE THE BLOODY THING!!! I JUST WANT TO MAKE YOU STRONG!!!

Gabumon chops the wood...

Back to the classroom...TK was alsleep during Matt' speech...

Matt: And now, you students must talk the 5 really good things you think about Alcohol...

Yolei: Err, Mr. Ishida, may I have a word with you...

Matt: Sure.

Yolei: *To Matt* Matt, you have been going on and on for 3 hours and you have not say one
negative thing about alcohol...you are suppose to discorage them...

Matt: Just bear with me here.

Yolei: Oh.

Yolei returns to her seat...

Matt: Anyway, here are some photos with me and Mr. Yagami at your age and those were the
best days of my life...

At the camp...

Gabumon was holding 2 buckets and Tai was timing him...

Tai: Ah, well cone...

Gabumon relaxed...

Tai: Still got another hour to go...

Gabumon raised the buckets...

Cody: Tai,

Tai walks to Cody...

Cody: What are you doing? I'll tell you what are you doing, you're developing a trill by
torturing this young fella, aren't you?

Tai: You know nothing about me just as I know nothing about Cody...

Cody: Ah, I know a great deal about you more than you think...

Tai: I know about Cody more than you think...

Cody: Alright, name one of the plays you wrote?

Tai: Well, I'll do more than that, I'll name you one play you didn't write...Strom Da Elite's
Monster Food Shop: The Play, right? Right?

Cody couldn't answer...

Tai: You're now on my stage, shorty...

Back at Yolei's class...

Matt: NOW, I have talked enough on the positives of alcohol. And I will tell you...*The school
beeper signalled the end of school...*

TK woke up and Yolei stood up...

Yolei: Well, that was a complete waste of time. You mentioned not one negative thing about
alcohol. And now the kids are going to some place to drink...

Matt: Hey, we should celebrate a job well done...

Yolei: Count me out. I'm am bitterly disappinted with the two of you and the ones who raised
you...

TK: At least we did help you out of a tight spot, at least thank us...

Yolei: Well, you two did help me out and this is certainly about alcohol awareness and the
students are definitely more aware of it right now...alright, I'll go for one drink.

TK: Ok, I'll catch you guys later...

Matt: Sure...

Yolei: If he doesn't have to stay, I don't have to.

As TK closes the door, Yolei couldn't open it...

Yolei: What's wrong with this door?

Matt *sitting on a chair drinking a small glass of beer*: It's broken as the lock goes off
by itself...and this is the third night in a row I have been locked in here...but it does
make a difference having company here, as I usually tell stories of myself or playing a
game... *takes a sip of beer* Anyway, here's a maths game I used to play as a kid. You think
of a number...

Yolei: Ok.*thinks for a while* Got it.

Matt decides to guess, but stopped...

Matt: That was more fun when I was a kid..

That night, at the camp...

Tai and Gabumon were watching the camp concert planned by Cody...

Cody was on stage behind the curtains covering his body...

Cody: HAHAHAHA!!! Welcome to the Camp concert. I will start with a sound poem of my own
called, "The insecure and threatened teacher who takes his fustrations on his students"

Tai gives an angry stare at Cody but Cody ignored it...

Cody reveals himself in Tai's sports attire as he opens the curtains and makes a few growling
sounds...

Tai: *still staring* Are you going to say anything?

Cody: I forgot to mention...this poem does not need words, only raw emotion...

Tai: We haven't got time for this crap...this kid has to go to a 9 mile course...the markers
are set and you have one hour.*hands Gabumon a torch and map* Now go find the markers.

After Gabumon leaves...

Cody: You have aproblem, Tai.

Tai: My problem is you, and your obsession with the arts and stuffs that are specifically
meant for girls!!!

Cody growls at Tai...

Back at the school...

Matt: ...and that was the last time I threw my guitar out of my window. Anyway, why did you
become a teacher, Yolei? *sips a bottle of Jim Bean*

Yolei: Well, I became a teacher because of my father's dying wish and my mother's birthday
wish. I can'tr imagine my life without the kids. Matt, why did you become a teacher?

Matt: Well, I became a teacher because I know 2 things, I wanted to help the kids grow and
deep down inside, I failed Grade 12. But teaching isn't the main thing, I really love my wife
and kid. Last week was Joey's 4th birthday...*sips the Jim Bean*

Yolei: That's nice, what did you give him?

Matt: Nothing, because I don't want to be like those fathers that give them presents to forget
about them. But after Tai and those guys I play music with, Courtney and Joey are the most
important things of my life right now. And here's a picture of Courtney and Joey...*hands
Yolei a picture* *sips the bottle again*

Yolei *stares at the picture*: Matt, why do I want to look at a picture of Tai? *Showing a
drunk Matt Tai's angry face on picture*

Back at the campsite...

Tai and Cody were waiting

Cody: How long has he been missing...

Tai: About 4 hours...if he doesn't come back in the morning, I'll ring Sora...

Cody: You had to send him out. I know you're obsessed with sport...I heard that you might
have become a champion if it wern't for that injury. You're trying to live your broken dreams
through your students...

Tai: This may sound like a sweeping statement, but you or your kind know nothing about
nothing...

Cody: But I do know about you...I am doing it too because my dance carreer was cut short
because of the same injury you have...a ruptured groin...

Tai: Like I said, you know nothing about me.

Cody: I know you're either in love with Sora or Yolei...

Tai couldn't answer back...

Cody: I know these things, trust me...

Tai: I don't trust you, you prickly little tool! The only one I trust is Yamato Ishida...

Meanwhile, with Matt and Yolei...

Matt *completely stoned*: That was a wonderful working relationship...let's ruin it...

As Matt let's his tounge out to kiss Yolei, he faints onto the floor...

The next morning, in Yolei's classroom...

Matt woke up from the floor...and got up...and saw Yolei...

Matt: Oh, my god, I remember...normally I don't after passing out, but I can remember every
detail...

Yolei: What can you remember, Matt?

Matt: Well, I remember the love we made!!! What have I done? I have betrayed Courtney and
Joey...and Tai.

Yolei: What? Calm down, Matt, you got drunk and tried to kiss me and fainted...

Matt: Don't deny it, my lover. I can remember every sorted position...and I done wrong.

TK opened the door and got into the classroom...

TK: Oh, you guys got locked in? I remember hearing the lock clicked or not, so I did the best
thing, go home, get a good rest and come back and check it in the morning...

Yolei left the classroom with Matt sitting on the chair...

Matt: I am suppose to keep her away from you and instead I took her for myself...how am I
going to tell Tai...

In the hallway...Sora found Joe walking down some stairs...

Sora: Joe, I have some terrible news about your son...

Joe: Oh my god, I knew this was going to happen, I shouldn't have let him go.

Sora: I have organised a search party...

Joe: But if you found him, how can I take the pain...but I fully deserve the pain.

Sora: I'll be scaling down the search by 5 minutes.

Kari: I can't help overhearing your conversation.

Sora: Of course you can, you were right down the hallway.

Kari: I never forget what Tai told me when Biyomon disappeared. I want to be there when the
search party give up searching for the kid.

Back at Camp Wack-a-doo...

Sora, Joe and Kari just reached the camp...

Inside the building...

Tai: They're here...I don't want you telling them about living my dreams through the
students...just to remind you, you're a prickly little tool...and you're right. Thank you
for...thank you.

Cody: I hope we could be friends.

Tai: That won't happen...because if I did, I would be cheating on Matt...

Outside the camp building, Tai, Cody, Kari, Sora and Joe were waiting for the search party...

Cody: Where's the search party?

A 4 Wheel-drive drove into the area and out comes Izzy, he drops his Cigrette and splashes it
using a bucket of water...then Izzy tied arope around himself and walks into the dense bush
and he brings out Gabumon...and puts Gabumon down and Tai walks to Gabumon with Cody...

Tai: *pats Gabumon on his sholder* You got the markers?

Cody: Tai...

Tai pats Gabumon on the head...

Joe ran to Gabumon...

Joe: I never gave up home on you son...let's return you to your mother...you remember your
mother, don't you? The one who cheated on me.

Izzy was glad, Tai was snickering at Kari, until Izzy returned to the dense bush and brought
out Biyomon...

Kari: Biyomon? Biyomon!!!

Biyomon saw Kari and jumped away...

Kari: Biyomon...

Biyomon makes an angry primative sound and ran back into the bush...

Sora: Leave her, leave her be...it's where she belongs now.

Izzy was really happy, as he grabs a carton of milk and pours it's contents over his mouth
and over his face...

Back at Matt's classroom, Tai entered the classroom...

Matt: Hey, Tai, how was camp and Cody?

Tai: It was fine with Cody...but don't put it in any way. So, did you stop TK from hitting on
any of the female teachers?

Matt: Tai, I have bad news about Yolei.

Tai: TK picked her up, did he?

Matt: No, I made sure he didn't...but it was a little closer to home...

Tai: Oh no, don't tell me, by the look on your smug face...it was her brother, wasn't it?

Matt was confused for a while, but nods slowly...

*A little bit of Matt's flashback when he was a teenager, in the pictures he showed the
students, as he drinks with Tai and another person...then were lying down outside the walk-in
liqour store, and the trio decided to release their full tank to a wall...*

Back at the Campsite...

Gabumon was sitting on a log under the Camp Wack-a-doo sign, when the Biyomon looked around
and check the carton of milk Izzy finished and dropped...