Digimon Fan Fiction ❯ Digimon High ❯ The Fund Raiser and Steriods & The Great Hilton View High School Magazine by Yolei Inoue ( Chapter 9 )

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Digimon High: Episode 9 & 10: The Double episode special

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In Sora's office...Sora and Tai were in there...

Sora: A student brought this in and Joe gave an analysis and said that these are steriods...

Tai: Great! That's good.

Sora: It's not good, Tai. What if some of the students are using them?

Tai: It can't be, they're crap at every single sport, so they can't be on the riods.

Sora: What is your stand on drugs in sport, Tai?

Tai: *sits on a chair* Well, if a kid who can't read properly wears glasses, then a kid who's
fat can be pumped up on performance enhancing drugs.

Sora: Don't steriods make people agressive, bushy hair and shrinks testicles?

Tai: I'm sitting here, waiting for your point.

Sora: Don't you, by any chance, take steriods?

Tai: No, I'm allergic to them. If I weren't, I would be downing them like M&Ms.

Sora: Its true that we are an atheletic embarassment and if you think Steriods can help the
students, I won't stand in the way of mother nature. But we better try them out on a a staff
member, just to be safe, on a certain irritating teacher that teaches Grade 10 computers
and music...

Tai: No, you mean Yamato? Well this is the best favor a friend could do. *Tai got up*

Sora: Wait, Tai, we better keep this quiet because if the press got hold of this, they might
think we're cheating, since these things can be misrepresented a lot of times...

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Digimon High Episode 9: The Fund Raiser and Steriods...

Staring:
Sora as the Ruthless and Ambitious "Vice" Principal cause Mr.Fujiyama's permanently on leave
Matt as the Carefree, Honest and Freely offered Teacher that is a Music/Computers Teacher
Tai as the Sports Teacher who is undecided whether he's gay or not
Cody as the Drama Teacher that seems to be diffrent and more weird and artistic
Kari as the Libarian that is sometimes a Teacher...most of the time
Yolei as the Politics Teacher that wants's Romance
TK as the English/Literature Teacher that thinks he's cool
Joe as the Science/Math's teacher that's a weakling
Izzy as the Mute Maintanence man that is always an idiot

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: Tai sends the unknowing Matt to a steriod course to see it if can improve the
student's ability, only to see that Matt has grown a couple of extra shapes...meanwhile, while
the Fund Raiser is being placed up, Joe finds a more suitable prize for the Raffle...

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In the staff room...

Sora and Tai entered the staffroom with the usual staff...

Sora: Morning, teachers. Today, we're going to talk about the school's fate. This year, we
are planning on rasing $10, 000 for the school. In last year's our fund raiser, we made a total
of US$45, which we used it to buy that thermometer over there... *points to a thermometer that
uses $ insted of degrees celcius* Now, any ideas for this fund raiser?

Matt: Well, in my last school, we had the guess the weight of the pig competition.

Sora: And where might we find this pig?

Matt: Well, we used a teacher.

Sora: Would that be you?

Matt: Yes. I was the pig, as the matter of fact...

Sora: Would you like to be the pig this year?

Matt: No, I'm prepared to let someone else be the pig, now Kari, she makes a very good pig.

Kari: I think Matt can do a better job.

Sora: Ok, Matt, you can be the pig.

Matt: *snort like a pig twice* Right.

Sora: Joe, you're going to be in charge of the raffle...

Joe: Sora, I hate raffles, it goves me a stern reminder that I never won anything in my life
and I'm divorced.

Sora: Joe, no one is asking you to win anything...and can you make sure there's a prize
this year? Last year, a lot of people complained. TK, any ideas for the School fate?

TK: Yes, here's one, Boss. Try this one for size, "Guess the weight...of 2 pigs."

Sora: TK, that's almost similiar to Matt's idea.

TK: No, its completely diffrent. You got a whole extra pig.

Sora: And are you ready to be this extra pig?

TK: Well, I could ask my fat uncle MaTK.

Sora: Wouldn't he be offended?

TK: Good point. Maybe we'll use Kari.

Sora: TK, you can run the 2nd-hand clothing store again.

TK: Ok. *to Kari* Sorry, Kari. I tried.

Sora: The weather forecasts that its going to rain, so, the School Fate will be held in the
staffroom...Tai, you'll be in charge of erecting the tables...

Tai: Aww, come on, those things weight a ton. Shouldn't Izzy be doing it? If he doesn't
want to do it, then we could send him back where he came from.

Sora: Tai, he came from the shed outback. Izzy's making the fairy floss as it's the only
thing that made any money. But Izzy somehow has lost the recipe...

Tai: But, Sora...

Joe: I'll help...

Sora: Joe, you can't, you don't simply have the strength...ok, Yolei, you do it.

Yolei: But I thought I'll be in the soup kitchen?

Sora: If you think feeding the starving is good, you better rethink your planning..

Yolei: Alright, I'll help.

Tai: I don't need any help from a girl.

Sora: Alright everyone, back to your classes...

After the teachers left, Sora was standing next to Tai as they see Matt staring at a pencil
and shaking it...

Sora: Tai, if I were you, I would go easy on the steroids, look at Matt with that crazed
psychotic look on his face.

Matt is still playing with the pencil...

Tai: I haven't even given it to him yet.

Sora's jaw dropped...as Matt's still playing with the pencil...

Sora: Well, you better get to it.

At Izzy's shed...

Izzy was making some fairy floss...and then as he tried it, he wasn't satsfied as he tosses
the floss onto a pile of unfinished fairy floss...

Back at the staff room...Matt was reading a newspaper when Tai entered the room...

Tai: So, Matt, want another jog?

Matt: Sorry, Tai, my cow baby muscles are hurting...

Tai: They're called calf muscles, Matt. Anyway, here are some Vitamin pills that could
help...*Tai gives Matt the bottle of Steroids*

Matt: Hey, thanks. You are one of the ten most thoughtful people I've ever met. *Takes a swig
of pills and chews on them*

Tai: So, anything new?

Matt: What do you mean?

Tai: Do you feel stronger?

Matt: In fact, I do.

Tai: Your testicles how are they?

Matt: They're never in better shape...

Yolei enters the staffroom...

Yolei: Tai, I feel sorry for letting the soup people down, but if I help you set up the
tables, will you help me in the soup kitchen?

Tai: What's the money like?

Yolei: There is no payment.

Tai: You see, people who work for no money, gets to work in soup kitchens.

Yolei: Ok, I will help you set up the tables, because it's Sora's orders, but if you make
any rude remarks, I will report you to the sexual discrimination board. I hope that's clear,
Tai. *points to Tai*

Tai: Well, I will report to...the Civil Aviation Authority. And I hope that's clear. *Both
Matt and Tai points to Yolei.*

Yolei leaves the room...

Matt: You still love her, don't you?

Tai: Like a flea loving a fat cow!

In Sora's office...

Kari: No, Sora, I don't want to run the White elephant store this year...

Sora: But you did a good job last year.

Kari: No one donated any money and in the end, I had to sell all my belongings.

Sora: There should be something to sell in that flat of yours.

Kari: I have?

Sora: I looked through the window...

Kari: If I sell my furniture, I have nothing to sit on or eat off...

Sora: Ok, any other ideas?

Kari: I'll run a cake store.

Sora: Can you cook?

Kari: No.

Sora: Well, you might as well sell your furniture...and that ornament on the mantlepiece...

Kari: My mother's ashes?

Sora: No, that china Horse. But that's a nice urn. Can you put your mother's ashes somewhere
else?

Cody entered the room...

Cody: Sora, did I interupt you?

Sora: No, only Kari.

Cody: I've come here about the Fund Raiser Gala...

Sora: Sorry, Cody, the last Fund Raiser Gala cost us US$7000, so you might get a better idea.

Cody: Well, I might run a cake store.

Kari stands up...

Kari: Sora, he's stealing my ideas.

Sora: No, Cody, your lack of business is a liability...

Kari: Well, he knows about cake and I know business. We can join forces.

Sora: Cody?

Cody: I can't think of any reason why not to.

Sora: Ok, you can join forces. And Kari, try to sell your furniture. They look distasteful.

Kari: No, but you can have the urn, I never liked my mother. She reminds me of me.

Kari and Cody left the office...

Back at Izzy's shed...

Izzy ran out of Ice Cream sticks and saw Gomamon playing soccer with their makeshift goal
posts...then Izzy walks to the goal post and takes one of the sticks and makes another cotton
candy and then as he tastes it, it isn't what he wants, Izzy throws the stick back to
Gomamon's group who watched Izzy...

TK's classroom...

TK: Good afternoon, tigers. Now, remember last year's 2nd hand clothing store? I'll be at it
again and the stuff you gave me is unfashionable and it made me look bad...now I want you to
go back and go to your parent's wardrobes and bring me the good stuffs. *Patamon raised his
hand* I know what you're going to say, Patamon, and no, you do not ask for your parent's
permission. Because in some cultures, that is very insulting.

Near the school carpark, Tai was watching Matt playing soccer with the students...

Matt was waiting...

Matt: *mumbling* Come on, pass the ball...

The ball was being kicked the around and the impaitent Matt strikes...

Matt: LET ME AT IT!!!

Matt picks up the ball and runs pass Gatomon and stops at Tai...

Tai: Matt, you aren't suppose to pick the ball up...

Matt: Well, I don't know how you played soccer, but I was taught the exact opposite...

Tai: Who?

Matt: My ballroom dancing teacher.

Tai: Oh, on you go. *as Tai wall back to the students* My god, I wish those Steroids kick in
or Matt will look like he'll be an utter tool for the rest of his life...

Matt: Hockey 1, hockey 2. *preparing to kick the ball*

Tai: Wrong sport, Matt!

Matt: What was I thinking?

Tai: I don't know. Maybe Hockey?

Matt: Right you're on, Tai-o. That's 2 points. *picks up the ball and tosses it like a
basketball*

In the hallway...Kari walk down some stairs and sees Cody...

Cody: About the cake store, I want to make cakes that can intimidate. Cupcakes that scream for
pain and...

Kari: I got a better idea, why not let the students make the cakes...

Cody: But wouldn't that make them our slaves?

Kari: What do you expect?

Cody: Again, I lost my words to answer...

Joe walks to Cody and Kari...

Joe: Does anyone want to buy a raffle ticket?

Cody: What's the prize?

Joe: A stuffed Gatomon. It belong to my son, Gabumon, and since I could tell him what I did,
I told him that it got runned over.

Kari: Can you get a better prize like a Wide-screen TV that a Parent could donate so that
his child can despreately pass the exams.

Joe: That is an appalding suggestion, now can anyone give me the number of that parent?

Kari and Cody walk away...

Back at the shed...

Izzy tossed an Ax(e) with floss on it's handle aside as it doesn't taste like he wanted it
to be into a pile of other tools from hammers to rakes...as even the makeshift goal posts of
Gomamon's group and ball are covered in Fairy floss...and Izzy was using a bicycle pump to
collect the fairy floss...and found the flavor...

The next day, on Friday, In the Staffroom...

Matt was doing pushups on the meeting table when Tai entered the room...

Matt: 99996, 99997, 99998, 99999, 100000! Man, I feel fantastic, my jogging improved 100% and
what are in these babies?

Tai: Vitamin B12, Potassium and Steroids...

Matt: Potassium?

Tai: And steroids.

Matt: And steriods. How could you do this? Did Sora put you up to this?

Tai: Don't be paranoid...but yes, she did.

Matt: How could you?

Tai: It's for the students, Matt. But Sora told me not to use it on the students, so we used
it on you. Listen, you can help the students in sport rather than be a group of losers.

Matt: Well, if it's for the students, I'll do it. *takes a swig of pills* Doesn't these cause
birth defects?

Tai: Only in babies.

Matt: Oh, thank god. *takes a swig of pills*

In Cody's cooking classroom...

Kari placed a cake on a plate on the table with lots of cakes...

Kari: You made the cakes. I tasted all of them. They're all taste applading...

Cody: What Miss Yagami meant is that you did well.

Kari: Try one.

Cody takes a bite of a cupcake...

Cody: You're all on detention.

Kari: Never mind. We say it's organic and we could charge more to the people and they won't
taste the cakes after they're paid. And we can put a no refunds sign.*The school bell signals
the lesson has ended* *to the students* You may go. NOW!!!

The students hurried away...

Cody: Kari, you were magnificent. But don't you think that these cakes are dangerous?

Kari: How should I know, you were the only one who ate them.

Cody: I thought you ate some?

Kari: Did I? I'm sorry, Cody.

As Kari left, Cody vomits out the cupcake he ate...

In the Staffroom...

TK was holding designer labels of clothes...

TK: This is all good, like Guess, Calvin Kline. Hey, Cody, you're a kind of a "Style Guru",
what do you think?

Cody: The correct term is "Label Queen", but I think that looks smart.

TK: Maybe I should try it out...

Kari: I hope you're not thinking of stealing it.

TK: So do I, Kari, so do I.

As TK left, Joe walks to Kari...

Joe: Kari, you want to buy a raffle ticket?

Kari: I already have a pet and I hate it. It reminds me of my mother.

Joe: It's a new prize. One of those Big-sized TVs. One of the parents donated it.

Kari: I don't even have a normal TV. Sora made me sell it.

In the Male Staff showers...

Tai and Matt walks in...

Matt: You look tense. Try one of these steriods, they do wonder like what happened today, my
groin got caught in the drawer and I never felt any pain...

Tai: Huh?

Matt: Just kick me in the groin.

Tai: No, I am nervous as I'm just worried about me with Yolei...that's why I'm sweating.

Matt: Well, don't worry, you must not be afraid to show your feminine side.

As Matt takes off his jacket, he has breasts...

Matt: You know, even you have a feminine side. Let's go hit those showers.

Tai: Errr, no today Matt.

Matt: Come on, Tai, we always shower together.

Tai: It'll be fine.

Matt: Ok, and good luck with Yolei or Sora.

Then TK walks by in a suit he took from the pile of outfits...

Matt: Hey, TK, nice suit.

TK: Hey, Matt, nice tits.

After TK left...

Matt: What does he meant by that?

Tai: I don't know. Maybe your arse.

Matt *checks his butt*: Oh. Ok, I'm off. *Matt walks to the showers.*

In Matt's classroom...

The 6 students were giggling...

Matt: Now, what do we know about search engines? Ok, search engines are things we use when we
search for stuffs on the internet.

The whole class is laughing...

Matt: It's obvious we're having fun. You've been sitting down for too long, stand up. *the
6 students stood up* Ok, let's shake...*his breasts moved and the whole class laughed* Why
not jump around. *Matt jumps up and down and the students were laughing harder* THAT IS IT!
I AM PREPARED TO STAND HERE AND WAIT UNTIL YOU SETTLE DOWN. And Agumon and Gomamon, I
aprreciate that you would look at me and not my heaving breasts!!!

The whole class roared into laughter and Matt finally noticed his breasts...

In the staffroom...

Tai and Yolei were setting up the tables...

Tai: No, that's not how you put the table. *Moves the table a bit*

Yolei: But why is it that way?

Tai: Look, if these tables aren't placed properly, it will fall down and somebody will be
killed. And it's your fault. Don't come skipping along blaming me.

Yolei: Tai, what is your problem?

Tai: I haven't got a problem...

Yolei: Tai, just tell me your problem.

Tai: Well...from the first moment we've met...

Yolei: Just tell me, Tai.

Tai: Ok...

Matt burst in through the door...

Matt: I HAVE BOOBIES!!!!

The next week, Monday...in the Staffroom meeting...

Sora: As usual, Izzy made the most money. Kari and Cody's cakes caused hallucinations
and blackouts and sold extremely well. But TK raised no money at all. Didn't the students
bring you any clothes?

TK was wearing one of the designer outfits...

TK: Nothing.

Sora: I thought you had a pile of them?

TK: Yeah, it is a mystery.

Sora: Anyway, about the guess the weight of the pig competition, where were you Matt?

Matt: I'm sorry. I couldn't be there.

Sora: Never mind. In the end, we had to use Kari. But what possessed you to go back on
your word?

Matt: Well, I rather not relive the nightmares of the last weekend...

TK: Must have been quite tramatic after having those busty little bussums...

Matt: Well, after I stop taking the pills. The breasts disappear like this. *makes the
movement of air out of a balloon and made the sounds of muscle flexing...*

TK: I shall miss them.

Yolei: What is going on?

Sora: Apprently, Matt accidently took some Female hormone replacement pills.

Joe: Well, I could have sworn that those were steriods.

Sora: Well, the next time I need something analysed, I should consult a much more smarter
being, like a banana. And if anybody lost a bottle of female hormone replacement pills,
you can look for me to get it back.

Yolei: In your office?

Sora: Yes, in my office.

Joe: In the rush, we forgot to draw the raffle...*hands out a box to Yolei* You have the
honors, Yolei.

Yolei: OK. *picks out a number* 125...

Joe: And the winner the the holder of ticket number...125? That's my number, I'm sure of it.
*Joe checks his pockets* I'm sure it's in my pockets..

TK: That reminds me, Sora, one of the kids brought in an ugly jacket. That looks like the one
you used to have...I couldn't bear to sell it, so I gave it away...

Joe: The jacket with the ticket?

Sora: I'm sorry, without that ticket, you cannot claim that prize.

Joe: I know.

Sora: You're a loser.

Joe: I know.

Sora: So the TV will go to the legitimate owner of the jacket. TK, who did you give it to?

TK: I can't remember. It's some guy covered in pink...

At Izzy's shed, Izzy was covered in fairyfloss in Joe's jacket, watching his small black &
white TV while resting on the big-sized color TV eating fairyfloss...

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*McAnimes ad*

ZeroMew walks to the Big Brother entrance...

ZeroMew: I got a delievery to Big Brother...

Guard: Sorry, no one goes in or gets out.

ZeroMew: Ok. What's that over there?

The guard looks in that direction and ZeroMew jumps over the barrier and the guards chase
him...

Guard: Come back here!!!

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In Matt's classroom...Joe was on the computer when Matt enters the room...

Matt: Morning Joe...

Joe: Matt! I was only...

Matt: Don't worry, I wasn't born in the last century...wait, I was. But anyway, I can tell its
a nervous, lonely little man on a computer...

Joe: You're right, I'm pathetic, since I'm in a chatroom.

Matt sees the computer...

Matt: Really? Who is it?

Joe: Please, don't tell Sora. If she finds out, she'll put me in staff disposal for life...

Matt: Hey, Joe, we're the same people, you're secret's with me. *pats his chest*

Joe does the same...

Matt shakes Joe's hand...

Matt sends a sign to Joe...

Joe does the same...

Matt taps his nose...

Joe does the same...

Outside the classroom...

Matt was giggling when he walk pass Sora...

Sora: Matt, something must have amused you...

Matt: Its Joe, the dirty old perv's in a chatroom.

Sora was surprised as she checks the classroom...

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Digimon High: Episode 10: The Great Hilton View High School Magazine by Yolei Inoue

Staring:
Sora as the Ruthless and Ambitious "Vice" Principal cause Mr.Fujiyama's permanently on leave
Matt as the Carefree, Honest and Freely offered Teacher that is a Music/Computers Teacher
Tai as the Sports Teacher who is undecided whether he's gay or not
Cody as the Drama Teacher that seems to be diffrent and more weird and artistic
Kari as the Libarian that is sometimes a Teacher...most of the time
Yolei as the Politics Teacher that wants's Romance
TK as the English/Literature Teacher that thinks he's cool
Joe as the Science/Math's teacher that's a weakling
Izzy as the Mute Maintanence man that is always an idiot

By PikaFlash Tai

Disclaimers: All characters, cast, crew and any ideas in this fic belong to their
respective owners...this fic is inspired by the new Australian comedy, Sit down Shut up...

Summary: Yolei takes over and edits the school's magazine, only to unmotivate the students and
has to do the job herself...meanwhile, Tai learns a few "getting" the Ladies tricks from TK
and Joe is in an Internet Chatroom, only to discover that he has proposed to one of the staff
in the school...can you guess who?

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Biyomon, Gomamon and Agumon were playing with a fresbee when Gomamon didn't catch it...

Izzy was putting leaves in an incenerator...when the fresbee landed on his head...Izzy saw
it and chucked it into the incenerator as he continues putting leaves in the incenerator as
Gomamon looks around for the freesbee...and Izzy gives the "I don't know" look and as Gomamon
walks away, Izzy did the "Sucker" look...

In the Staff room...Sora walks to the desk...

Sora: I would now like to address the matter of the school magazine

TK: As editor of the last issue, I want to say it was both challenging and invigorating...

Sora: You didn't do any work. All you did was to print a centerfold.

Tai: Yeah, and you look good in it too...very good definition, TK...

TK: Thanks, Tai. I reckon next time, I'll flex...

Sora: Now, we need to change the school magazine to be imformative, entertaining and with
minimal nudity...Yolei, you are the perfect person for the job.

Yolei *stood up*: Thank you.

Sora: That wasn't a compliment. The deadline's tomorrow.

Yolei *sits down*: Ok, start to get your students cracking.

The other teachers laughed...espically Kari...

Yolei: What's so funny?

Kari: The idea of having the students actually contributing...

Yolei: Kari, if we could get a little faith in them, we could get them to do it...

The others laughed even more...

In the hallway, Yolei was posting up a poster saying, "Its your Magazine, please
give your contributions" when Tai walks in with Matt...

Matt:

Tai: But is your idea

Matt: I lend it. YOLEI! Tai has something for you to discuss about, RE: The School Magazine...

Yolei: Really? Tell me?

Tai: Maybe you should call it the shout, strip and shag Mag...

Yolei: I hate you, Tai.

Yolei walks away...

Matt: You practically let her eat out of your hand...

Tai: She bit my head off, Matt...

Matt: On the surface, but deep down inside, she did a handstand and showed you her
underpanties...

Tai: Before you met your wife, Matt, did you have any experiences with women?

Matt: You don't do 3 years of modern dancing without knowing the oppersite sex. Except for
boot-scooting. You ever do boot-scooting?

Tai: Isn't that embarassing?

Matt: I hardly call this embarrsing...

Matt dances with the *Clomp* *Clomp* *Clap* *Clomp *Clomp* *Click* *Clomp* *Clomp* *Clap* etc.

Tai: I think I better get away from you.

Matt dances to a side, letting Tai pass...

At the lockers...TK was with a bunch of female Digimon students for the school netball team...

TK: If I can make a famous person in history, it'll be William Shakespear...or the guy who
invented Pokemon.

Tai: TK, can I have a word with you, in private?

TK: There is no secrets kept between me and the netball team...

Tai: This is personal.

TK: Oh, sorry ladies.

As the netball team walk away, Tai walks to TK...

TK: What can I do for you, tiger?

Tai: Well, first, I have no respect for you as a human being and you are a lazy, sleezy
sleez. And nothing you do for me will ever change my life. But now, I need your help, TK. You
do have something in particular I need help in...women.

TK: Well, first, I'm handsome. And second, I don't wear half a track suit, Tai...

Tai: Well...

TK: I have just got the thing for you, Tai.

Back to Izzy, Izzy was putting more branches into the incenerator when a bicycle hit
him from behind...pissing Izzy off...then he sees that the bike can't fit the incenerator...

The owner of the bike, the Veemon was looking around, and he looks at Izzy, giving the
"Did you see my bike came by this way?" look, and Izzy replied with "I didn't see anything"
look...and as Veemon walks away, Izzy dumps the seat of the bike into the incenerator as he
was carrying a saw...

In Matt's classroom...

Joe was typing on the computer...and Matt takes a look on the monitor...

Matt: Who's Quitsis?

Joe: Quitsis is the most magnificent creature in the world...I guess I have finally found my
emotional equal...

Matt: In a chat room. Have you ever met her?

Joe: Matt, this is spritual, not physical...

Matt: What if she has a head like a bashed-crab?

Joe: Well, she describes herself as a young 19-year-old cute teacher in a place called
Balamb Garden...

Matt: What did you discribe yourself?

Joe: Well, I changed my name and lowered my age a little bit and giving the impression that
I'm a lacross Olympic Athlete. Wait...don't you think Quitsis is lying?

Matt: End it now before someone gets hurt. I speak from bitter experience from a woman I
almost got engaged to. If you ever meet a person named Tifa, who has her own submarine and
has really big breasts, she turns out to be one of the members of the Avalanche!

Joe: Jessie?

Matt: No, Selphie. *The school beeper signaled end of the period*

In Yolei's classroom...

Yolei: Ok, pens down.

The students were just sitting at their desks...

Yolei: Oh, you already put your pens down. Now, put your contributions into this box over
here...or you can email me.

The other students left the classroom...and Agumon tossed a paper into the box...and Yolei
read it...

Sora: How's the magazine going Yolei?

Yolei: Very well, the students were so...enthustatic.

Sora: Show me that, Yolei. *Reads the paper Yolei handed to her*

Yolei: It was a first draft.

Sora: Just two words, the first is "Gat" and the second is "stuphphed" and they're both spelt
incorrectly.

Yolei: Its our fault that we should have empower them when we had the chance. They must know
that their opinion matters...

Sora: You seem quite passionate, Yolei.

Yolei: Indeed I am.

Sora: Yeah, I once knew a young teacher who was passionate, fresh out of college, full of
ideas, just like you. Can you guess what happened to her? She was mauled to death by a wild
pig.

Sora walks out of the classroom...

In the staffroom

TK was making alterations on Tai's pants...

TK: Tai, these make you look sexy, since I wonder what drives women crazy having six pockets
on each leg...

Tai: Well, its weird. This is the first time I ever wore something with a fly in a long time.
I think I prefer my tracksuit-pants.

TK: Tai, do me a favor and stop calling them "pants". How many of those do you wear? One,
right? Well, that means from now on, they are just called "pant".

Tai: Just pant.

TK: Yeah, just ask any shop assistant.

Tai: well, I do my shopping in the supermarket.

TK: Bad move, Tai.

Tai: What's wrong wearing tracksuit-pant? I mean they're durable, comfortable, you can wear
them anyway you like it...even inside out.

TK: Yeah, to you it doesn't matter, but to women, it does. They are laughing at you. Kari,
Yolei, Sora...

Tai: Yolei!!! SORA!!!

TK: Keen on both of them...

Tai: Hate them both...espically Yolei, since she's so up herself she makes me sick.

TK: Well, I did notice a few split ends on Yolei's...

Tai: SHUT YOUR FREAKING FACE!!!!

TK: Easy, Tai.

Tai: I don't know what's gotten on to me...I must be the pant.

TK: Or maybe you are losing a bit of chrisma.

Tai: Ok, I'll see you later, TK.

Back in Yolei's classroom...Yolei was writing on the board "Ecology"

Yolei: Now, what do you think of Ecology

Silence...

Yolei: Maybe the writing's too small...

Yolei writes a bigger "ECOLOGY" on the board.

Yolei: Lets go to another topic...

Yolei rubs the board with a duster...

A few "Skateboards", "Boy Bands", "What I did during the holidays", "Skateboard", "Food"
"Whales", "Food", "Skateboard" etc.

Yolei: Anymore ideas for a topic...

The students raised their hands...

Yolei: Remember, we've already got skateboard on the board a few times...

The students dropped their hands...

After a few more "Skateboards", "Boy Bands", "Recycling", "Skateboard", "Food"
"Whales", "Food", "Skateboards", "Feminism"

Yolei: Well, that was disappointing. I've only recieved 2 contributions, one is a beautiful
picture of a skateboard and so is the other. You students are creative, intelligent human
beings and this is the time for you to show it, YOU MORONIC LITTLE BASTARDS!!!!

In the hallway...

Tai walks to a few female Digimons...

Tai: Hi ladies...

The Digimons laughed and walks away...

Tai: Thank you, thank you very much.

Matt sees Tai and runs to him...

Matt: Hey Tai, what happened to your tracksuit pants?

Tai: They are caleld pant and I burnted them.

Matt: But you loved those pant.

Tai: They're a melted symbol of what has happened to me.

Matt: Well then, that means we'll be going boot scooting tonight.

Tai: Some other time, Matt, tonight I got to go with TK for a few volley shots. *Tai walks
off* Hey ladies. *more laughter was heard* Thank you.

Matt: I specially bought you a pair of boot to go with it?

The Next Day, Izzy was cutting the grass with a pair of shears...when Yolei walks to him with
a box...

Yolei: Izzy, I want you to hand these out *Hands Izzy the box with the magazines saying
"Highton View High School Magazine Year 2000"* I'm sorry tha I can't pay you because I
used every last cent to print these out *Takes a pile of the magazines*, but I'm giving you
shese colored beads and this pen for you to enjoy. *Hands Izzy the pen and beads ad walks off*

Izzy was shaking the beads and pen and he started to like the sound...

In the staff room, Tai entered and stands next to Yolei...

Tai *TK-type deep voice*: Hi Yolei.

Yolei: WHat happened to your voice, Tai?

Tai: Went out with TK last night and got into a few raves.

Yolei: You're Tragic, Tai.

Tai *normal voice*: Well, you have got split ends!

Tai walks to a cupboard and Yolei puts the pile of magazines on the table after checking her
hair...

Yolei: Like every word I said, the the school magazines are hot off the press with the
students writing every word on it. Read it and you might learn a few things...

As Yolei leaves the room and the teachers read it, Sora enters the staffroom...

Sora: Where's YOLEI INOUE?!

*The sound of an explosion occured*

Sora: It has already begun.

In Sora's office...Yolei walks in through the door...

Sora: This is about the school magazine...

Yolei: Isn't it wonderful?

Sora: Well, some of the articles are rather radical, espically when there's one saying "How
to make a bomb." You think people will teach students how to make explosive devices?

Yolei: It just say how to make it, not use it.

Sora: Well, lets say that if those things destroy a city, guess how badly will that reflect
on me?

Yolei: I never really thought about that.

Sora: How many did you print?

Yolei: About 500.

Sora: Destroy them.

Yolei: But Izzy is handing out the magazines...

Sora: Well, destroy him.

Where Izzy is, Yolei takes away the magazines the students were reading and hands the
magazines to Izzy...

Yolei: Izzy, I want you to stop handing these out. In fact, I want you to incenerate each
and every copy. But since you did not did what I set, I'm afraid that I must take the beads
and pen back. *Izzy gave the stuffs to Yolei and Yolei walks away*

In the staffroom...TK was looking at a fashion magazine next to Joe...

TK: Hey Tai, want to try this fashion out for tonight?

Tai: Sorry, TK, but I think I can't be like you.

TK: Well, you got to be handsome too...

Tai: I just want to thank you for helping me. But if I want to get a girl, it won't be your
way or Matt's way. Its going to be Tai Yagami's way.

TK: Good luck, Tai.

Then Matt runs into the room to Joe...

Matt: There's something about Quitsis.

Joe: Matt, last night I talked to Quitsis and guess what? I asked Quitsis to marry me.

Matt: I traced your girlfriend and she's on the school server...

Joe: Huh?

Matt: Your girlfriend works here...in the libary...where Kari works.

Joe: Oh my god, that means that...

Matt: That's right, the woman you want to marry has TK.

In the Libary...Kari was on the computer when Joe walks in...

Joe: Kari?

Kari: What?

Joe: Well, I'm...I'm the...well, I'm the guy from Holland

Kari: Well, I don't see any shame in being Dutch? There are places for Dutch to talk about
Dutch things wearing your clogs.

Joe: Well, why do you use the computer here?

Kari: Well, its obvious, I use it to order books.

Joe: Does anyone else use this computer?

Kari: Yes, Cody Hida.

Joe: Oh no. I'm gay.

Kari: Well, at least you're not Dutch.

Back at the staffroom...

Cody was sitting at the table...

Joe: Hey Cody.

Cody: Please leave me.

Joe: Oh, I'm sorry

Cody: No, I just don't want you to be here.

Joe: I have been on the chat and...

Cody: Oh no!

Joe: That's right.

Cody: But how are we going to handle it?

Joe: I'm afraid of that...

Cody: We must run away.

Joe: Well, I thought I was marrying a woman named Quitsis who is a 19-year Teacher from
Balamb. Not a short Drama Teacher that looks 20 from Japan named Cody.

Cody: Quitsis? Who's Quitsis?

Joe: You're not Quitsis?

Cody: No, I'm Snap.

Joe: Well, Snap, I thought you were talking to a Dutch Olympic Athelete named Brock?

Cody: No, I'm talking to a woman named Tifa who has large breasts and her own submarine.

Joe: Oh.

In Sora's office...

Sora: Now, do you know the lesson of this incident?

Yolei: Yes, I must never let my passion and my students do my work.

Sora: No! Never publish articles in making bombs. Well, anyway, are you really sure that the
students actually wrote this?

Yolei: Yes.

Sora: Well, let me tell you that Yamato Ishida isn't entirely useless, as he can track
teachers using the school computers doing work late at night...

Yolei: Can Matt really do that?

Sora: No, he's completely useless. But your tone speaks otherwise...

Yolei: You're right, I wrote each and every article. I mean I learnt about bomb making from
learning from German warfare and stuff...

Sora: Well, you can just beware of what you put on the school magazine. And just remember, I
am watching you.

After Yolei left the room, Sora takes out her recorder...

Sora: 2:30 pm, Yolei has got the message...

Outside Sora's office...

As Yolei walks out of the office, when Tai walks to her...

Tai: Hey, Yolei, I understand how much you put in that magazine, with the students writing
every single word and when I saw Izzy preparing to burn the magazines, I punched him in the
face and shoved each and every copy I grabbed to each and every student in the school.

After a while...

Yolei: You utter tool.

Matt walks to Tai after Yolei walks away...

Tai: I don't know why I deal with women.

Matt: Come on, I think I know how to help you...

As Matt and Tai walk around a corner, another bomb explosion was heard...

In Matt's classroom...

Matt and Tai were boot-scooting in cowboy costumes, leaving Tai straggering behind, but
getting use to the steps as both did the *Clomp* *Clomp* *Clap* *Clomp *Clomp* *Click*
*Clomp* *Clomp* *Clap* work, ending the dance with Matt jumping on Tai, using Tai as the
horse...

At the libary's computer...

Izzy was at Kari's computer...

This was the conversation on the same chat Joe uses...

*Brock: How's this week?*

*Quitsis: It was fine.*

*Brock: So, are you still considering getting married?*

Izzy was replying to Brock(Joe) on Kari's computer...

*Qutisis: You bet.*